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" Any significance I am itchy left nipple? " Good morning Evie. It’s your lucky day, I am Europe’s most eminent expert in this region - a region I refer to of course as papilla mammaria. Without conducting a thorough inspection I would suggest you have what is technically known as itchyleftnipitis. This is usually a harmless condition that goes away without treatment after a week or so. However, the healing proces can be expedited with certain treatments involving tongues and ice cubes. I would be very happy to give you a free consultation were our respecting locations more convenient. However, if you’d like me to confirm my diagnosis remotely then I’d gladly give it a go. Please send through as many pictures of the aforementioned area as possible. Every angle should be provided and for extra measure please also send pictures of right breast/nipple for an accurate comparison/assessment. You don’t need to thank me now, just doing my job ma’am. Yours faithfully, Doctor Nip. | |||
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"My left nipple is really itchy today! It's pierced as is its neighbour but it's only the left one that's itching. I need to go out later but fear I will be looked at strangely for pinching my nipple through my clothing (the only way to de with the itch!) Any significance I am itchy left nipple? " Not being alarmist but please get it checked. My friend had mastitis that began like that. Hopefully it's just a bog standard itch - most likely ![]() | |||
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"Moisturise ![]() If only someone here could suggest a suitable cream to rub into it ![]() | |||
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"Moisturise ![]() ![]() Is it in an easy squeezy bottle?! | |||
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"Moisturise ![]() ![]() Of sorts, yes ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Moisturise ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I'm rather good at getting cream out ![]() | |||
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"Moisturise ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes, I can imagine it spurting out over you. I may need a few moments here ![]() | |||
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"Mine started itching when I was in Tesco last week, got so bad I just gave it a good scratch in the middle of the shop ![]() ![]() That never happens in my Tescos ![]() | |||
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