FabSwingers.com forum: "All men want is a really bendy woman"

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.

Is it true?

Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?

Women: how bendy are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bend to the left only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as bendy as i used to be but im still quite supple for my age

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

I bend over, does that count?

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By *ucy83SOWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

For my size I'm quite bendy & flexible

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I bend to the left only.

Does sex end up going around in circles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bend to the left only.

Does sex end up going around in circles?

No, but it’s sex for the many and not the few.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Not as bendy as i used to be but im still quite supple for my age

My old yoga teacher was 72. We have a lot to aspire to, for our age.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I bend over, does that count? "

Absolutely! An ex FWB used to say that even ironing boards fold so he didn't understand why so many women would just lay there waiting to be ironed.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"For my size I'm quite bendy & flexible "

It's not about size (although I use that as an excuse). Look at Jessamyn Stanley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bend to the left only.

Does sex end up going around in circles?

No, but it’s sex for the many and not the few.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I bend to the left only.

Does sex end up going around in circles?

No, but it’s sex for the many and not the few.

Power to the People!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch my toes with straight knees still *creak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart

like folding a flip flop

Peach x

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes

"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.

Is it true?

Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?

Women: how bendy are you?"

Honestly bendy women just open up a variety of different positions that, I mean legs behind the head bendy is just fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can touch my toes with straight knees still *creak

That's not bendy....it's folded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karmasutra was created for bendy women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can touch my toes with straight knees still *creak

That's not bendy....it's folded

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I would like a bit of movement, I'm not expecting an Olympic gymnasts

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can touch my toes with straight knees still *creak

Do a little bounce to avoid the creaking.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart

like folding a flip flop

Peach x

I don't believe that. You looked very flexible, or was that the binding holding you in place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as bendy as i used to be but im still quite supple for my age

My old yoga teacher was 72. We have a lot to aspire to, for our age.

I do yoga.. so thats probably why

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.

Is it true?

Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?

Women: how bendy are you?

Honestly bendy women just open up a variety of different positions that, I mean legs behind the head bendy is just fun

Why are you rolling your eyes at fun?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Karmasutra was created for bendy women

I think men might need to be a bit bendy for that too.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would like a bit of movement, I'm not expecting an Olympic gymnasts "

What sort of movement?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Not as bendy as i used to be but im still quite supple for my age

My old yoga teacher was 72. We have a lot to aspire to, for our age.

I do yoga.. so thats probably why"

I haven't been for ages. It does make things easier.

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes

"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.

Is it true?

Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?

Women: how bendy are you?

Honestly bendy women just open up a variety of different positions that, I mean legs behind the head bendy is just fun

Why are you rolling your eyes at fun?

Wrong emoji my bad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Karmasutra was created for bendy women

I think men might need to be a bit bendy for that too.

We are

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Bendy Wendy what a gal

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.

Is it true?

Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?

Women: how bendy are you?

Honestly bendy women just open up a variety of different positions that, I mean legs behind the head bendy is just fun

Why are you rolling your eyes at fun?

Wrong emoji my bad..."

I think I'd find legs behind the head sex uncomfortable. I think the penis would be hitting spots that would get sore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can touch my toes with straight knees still *creak

Do a little bounce to avoid the creaking.

Offt....off to practice bouncy

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bendy Wendy what a gal

Is she on here?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can touch my toes with straight knees still *creak

Do a little bounce to avoid the creaking.

Offt....off to practice bouncy

I like to bounce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enthusiasm is more importand than bendiness

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I can put my feet on top of my head. Not both at the same time, one or the other. Though I can't say there's ever been a sexual advantage to being able to do this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart

like folding a flip flop

Peach x

How would you like to be held?

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By *oobs1Woman
over a year ago

Sussex

Lmao I so have this one... I am actually hyper mobile! So my ability to bend is beyond a normal persons range. Plus it means I am double jointed

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes

"I can put my feet on top of my head. Not both at the same time, one or the other. Though I can't say there's ever been a sexual advantage to being able to do this!

See if a guys imaginative that could turn into something pretty hot !

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Karmasutra was created for bendy women

I think men might need to be a bit bendy for that too.

I could when i was young get my legs behind my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so stiff I make a matchstick look flexible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao I so have this one... I am actually hyper mobile! So my ability to bend is beyond a normal persons range. Plus it means I am double jointed

Ahaaa we will need to see proof

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I would like a bit of movement, I'm not expecting an Olympic gymnasts

What sort of movement?

A little bit of flexibility as long as a woman can wrap her legs around me or do a least one or two positions from the karma sutra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart

like folding a flip flop

Peach x

How would you like to be held?

I'm sure we could figure it out with a bit of practice

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get too stiff too often

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By *oobs1Woman
over a year ago

Sussex

"Lmao I so have this one... I am actually hyper mobile! So my ability to bend is beyond a normal persons range. Plus it means I am double jointed

Ahaaa we will need to see proof

It can be a LOT of fun but the downside is if I have an extended play session particularly involving a lengthy time using paddles, cuffs, door restraints that kind of thing. It can take me a couple

Of days to recover as being hypermobile is quite draining sometimes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart

like folding a flip flop

Peach x

I don't believe that. You looked very flexible, or was that the binding holding you in place?

I'm like a pop up tent when you untie the ropes

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart

like folding a flip flop

Peach x

I don't believe that. You looked very flexible, or was that the binding holding you in place?

I'm like a pop up tent when you untie the ropes

Peach x"

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I can still do the splits

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By *iking68Man
over a year ago

glasgow

id be happy with just a woman bendy or no lol

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes

"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart

like folding a flip flop

Peach x

I don't believe that. You looked very flexible, or was that the binding holding you in place?

I'm like a pop up tent when you untie the ropes

Peach x"

But what sort of person would untie the ropes ? :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the splits... you have to help me up though

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I bend with the wind . ....

xxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off topic, but I cried too OP! Just reading Whatever Happened To Margo to get rid of my withdrawal symptoms. (I have the first two series on DVD but still.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can touch my toes with straight knees still *creak

Do a little bounce to avoid the creaking.

Offt....off to practice bouncy

I like to bounce.

Trampoline?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I prefer a lady that bounces, bendy and bouncy is just a bonus.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I can get my leg over!

Does that count towards being bendy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a lady that bounces, bendy and bouncy is just a bonus."

I find bendy women are often quite bouncy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite flexible.

I used to do Yoga and can get into most positions.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Off topic, but I cried too OP! Just reading Whatever Happened To Margo to get rid of my withdrawal symptoms. (I have the first two series on DVD but still.) "

I know it's not what really happened but I love the series. I haven't read Margo's adventures so I'll add that to my reading pile.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I like this turn of men posting about their bendability.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off topic, but I cried too OP! Just reading Whatever Happened To Margo to get rid of my withdrawal symptoms. (I have the first two series on DVD but still.)

I know it's not what really happened but I love the series. I haven't read Margo's adventures so I'll add that to my reading pile.

You get emotionally involved though

It's good so far. It follows her moving back to England with her two children from Corfu to open a boarding house.

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Not as bendy as I used to be but after a few drinks I can be very bendy lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have hypermobility but only in my hands, which may be not true hypermobility but simply down to having tiny hands and playing musical instruments my entire life. I'm fairly bendy for someone of my age and shape but nothing remarkable other than my fingers.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have hypermobility but only in my hands, which may be not true hypermobility but simply down to having tiny hands and playing musical instruments my entire life. I'm fairly bendy for someone of my age and shape but nothing remarkable other than my fingers."

I know lots of men who like nimble fingers and flautists.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I know lots of men who like nimble fingers and flautists. "

I can't roll my tongue though so flutter tonguing is out.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know lots of men who like nimble fingers and flautists.

I can't roll my tongue though so flutter tonguing is out.

You have other talents.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My family breeds bendiness and I love yoga but find I'm stiffening with age.

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

I thought Ben Dover was a porn star???

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Sarah Jane Honeywell

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sarah Jane Honeywell

From ZingZillas?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Sarah Jane Honeywell

From ZingZillas?

Maybe. But she was around for a while before " the pictures ". She was a trained contortionist.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sarah Jane Honeywell

From ZingZillas?

Maybe. But she was around for a while before " the pictures ". She was a trained contortionist."

I don't know about "the pictures" just the pre-school programmes.

It was a contortionist on the Durrells tonight that led to the OP.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Sarah Jane Honeywell

From ZingZillas?

Maybe. But she was around for a while before " the pictures ". She was a trained contortionist.

I don't know about "the pictures" just the pre-school programmes.

It was a contortionist on the Durrells tonight that led to the OP.

I definitely would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.

Is it true?

Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?

Women: how bendy are you?"

I’m fairly bendy I think, I pole and can still do the splits if that counts

MrsK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart

like folding a flip flop

Peach x

How would you like to be held?

I'm sure we could figure it out with a bit of practice

Peach x"

We better get to it then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this turn of men posting about their bendability. "

Not bendy much...

Just a bit stiff

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Nah prefer one that doesn't nag and has big boobs.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Don't need to be super bendy but legs that can be held towards their shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.

Is it true?

Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?

Women: how bendy are you?"

Why did it make you cry?

I'm not bendy.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.

It would save me losing the moment

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I think lots of men do want a bendy woman at first. That all pales into insignificance when you've got a couple of kids, not enough money to pay both the electricity bill and the mortgage, she hasn't washed her hair for a week and both of you have to work all the hours god sends. Bendability is a minor attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, I loves a bit of woman bending on a Tuesday lunch time I do

Bendy women are better than snappy ones

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.

It would save me losing the moment

Just pop it on her back before you start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.

It would save me losing the moment

Just pop it on her back before you start

Use stick on Velcro, to avoid it falling off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoga is a wonderful thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flexibility is amazing. Especially when used to pin one down with a leg while the rest of her body is well... let’s just say where I needed her.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.

It would save me losing the moment

Just pop it on her back before you start

I've already got a pint and a sandwich on her back

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By *parkle......Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.

Is it true?

Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?

Women: how bendy are you?"

not as bendy as i use to be.

i creak and hurt now a days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am bendy- it surprises people!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.

It would save me losing the moment

Just pop it on her back before you start

I've already got a pint and a sandwich on her back

It’s good to be prepared

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.

It would save me losing the moment

Just pop it on her back before you start

I've already got a pint and a sandwich on her back

It’s good to be prepared

I've got cutlery as well, just incase she wants a good fork

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.

It would save me losing the moment

Just pop it on her back before you start

I've already got a pint and a sandwich on her back

It’s good to be prepared

I've got cutlery as well, just incase she wants a good fork

I hear sporks are the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still able to get one leg behind my head, ladies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want cold cider.

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