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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If an alien came to visit and asked you to give him one thing to take back to his planet that would explain what a human is what would you give him? Why?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Donald Trump............then he’d be gone forever and the aliens would never come back after a short period with him, win win

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Piers Morgan . Don't need a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give them a collection of various genres of music and brief explanation of human emotions to make the realise how complex and capable we can be and also how rubish we are at times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donald Trump............then he’d be gone forever and the aliens would never come back after a short period with him, win win "

He might be one of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Piers Morgan . Don't need a reason "

I don't ever want to be represented by him!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Donald Trump............then he’d be gone forever and the aliens would never come back after a short period with him, win win

He might be one of them "

Hey, I think there’s a few on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd give them a collection of various genres of music and brief explanation of human emotions to make the realise how complex and capable we can be and also how rubish we are at times."

Ooooh I like this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donald Trump............then he’d be gone forever and the aliens would never come back after a short period with him, win win

He might be one of them

Hey, I think there’s a few on here "

Name them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donald Trump............then he’d be gone forever and the aliens would never come back after a short period with him, win win "

If I visited a planet and they gave me Donald Trumo as the exemplar if their species, I'd definitely go back. I'd want to make sure their planet was properly sterilised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book. An empty book. Because we all have the potential to create ourselves.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Donald Trump............then he’d be gone forever and the aliens would never come back after a short period with him, win win

He might be one of them

Hey, I think there’s a few on here

Name them! "

That’d be the equivalent of naming the ‘clique’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" A book. An empty book. Because we all have the potential to create ourselves."

Deep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donald Trump............then he’d be gone forever and the aliens would never come back after a short period with him, win win

He might be one of them

Hey, I think there’s a few on here

Name them!

That’d be the equivalent of naming the ‘clique’ "

I dare you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If an alien came to visit and asked you to give him one thing to take back to his planet that would explain what a human is what would you give him? Why?"

a Karmasutra book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wee ones drawings, I'd rather they learned from a pure human than us tainted grown ups!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If an alien came to visit and asked you to give him one thing to take back to his planet that would explain what a human is what would you give him? Why?

a Karmasutra book. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wee ones drawings, I'd rather they learned from a pure human than us tainted grown ups! "

Aaawww. Untainted views. Sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hand over, On the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin. It would help them understand the human race, evolution, and perhaps why, despite being the most intelligent creature on the planet, using a fraction of our brain capacity, we can't all get along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piers Morgan . Don't need a reason "

That's one way to dispose of him, pack Trump alongside too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full set of Encyclopaedia Brittanica.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that's what I call music volume 1 through to 7,539.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the said alien..I'd offer you arse...

it's an affront to humanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piers Morgan . Don't need a reason

That's one way to dispose of him, pack Trump alongside too."

Am i the only one who likes both trump and morgan.. both guys not afraid to speak their mind.. il give the aliens me since im unique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we allow Jeremy Clarkson to be our spokesperson?

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Donald Trump............then he’d be gone forever and the aliens would never come back after a short period with him, win win "

I vote for this option.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Piers Morgan . Don't need a reason

That's one way to dispose of him, pack Trump alongside too.

Am i the only one who likes both trump and morgan.. both guys not afraid to speak their mind.. il give the aliens me since im unique "

Hitler wasn't afraid to speak his mind either.

Speaking one's mind isn't necessarily a sign of virtue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donald Trump............then he’d be gone forever and the aliens would never come back after a short period with him, win win

He might be one of them

Hey, I think there’s a few on here

Name them!

That’d be the equivalent of naming the ‘clique’ "

They are the clique.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Donald Trump............then he’d be gone forever and the aliens would never come back after a short period with him, win win

He might be one of them

Hey, I think there’s a few on here

Name them!

It's easy to spot the clique. They meet daily on threads about 'the poster above'. It's how they reassert their group dynamic.

That’d be the equivalent of naming the ‘clique’

I dare you!! "

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

A picture of the last two Northern White Rhinos.

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

My council tax bill. That would prevent them from wanting to visit our planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piers Morgan . Don't need a reason

That's one way to dispose of him, pack Trump alongside too.

Am i the only one who likes both trump and morgan.. both guys not afraid to speak their mind.. il give the aliens me since im unique

Hitler wasn't afraid to speak his mind either.

Speaking one's mind isn't necessarily a sign of virtue."

Never said it was, but these men stand up for what they believe in.. might not be what everyone else believe in but hey ho we cant all dont agree can we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we allow Jeremy Clarkson to be our spokesperson? "

Do you want them to invade us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be any worse than some of the people we already have inhabiting this rock.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A strand of hair. If they were capable of inter planetary travel they would be capable of extracting the DNA from the hair and growing their own human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They already have elvis what more do they need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A copy of urban dictionary think it sums up human kind

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