FabSwingers.com forum: The person above is a complete dick head

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The penis on his forehead

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest.

Because he has no photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she has a better ass than me....

Mistress Amelia x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Those legs! Dickhead

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest.

Because he has no photos"

You only have to ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest.

Because he has no photos

You only have to ask.

Surely not a complete dickhead,must have some redeeming qualities. Just chooses not to reveal them.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest.

Because he has no photos

You only have to ask.

Surely not a complete but dickhead,must have some redeeming qualities. Just chooses not to reveal them.

Because she's a nastyknickersz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest.

Because he has no photos

You only have to ask.

Surely not a complete but dickhead,must have some redeeming qualities. Just chooses not to reveal them.

Because she's a nastyknickersz"

Because she has her profile locked down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest.

Because he has no photos

You only have to ask.

Surely not a complete but dickhead,must have some redeeming qualities. Just chooses not to reveal them.

Because she's a nastyknickersz

Because she has her profile locked down

Because he only lasts 5 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I can't work out what his second pic is

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Because I can't work out what his second pic is

We’ll i wouldn’t say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I can't work out what his second pic is

Because she introduced me to pterodactyl porn

(It’s me pulling someone’s hair whilst riding them)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He poaches deer

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Because he’s reminding me how bad my eyes are with how I’m having to squint to try and see his avatar

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Because she has the most excellent looking boobs but insists on covering them!!

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she has the most excellent looking boobs but insists on covering them!!"

Because we want them now and they are too far away!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Because she has the most excellent looking boobs but insists on covering them!!"

Because they have great looking pics and have a hard to see one as the avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she has the most excellent looking boobs but insists on covering them!!

Because they have great looking pics and have a hard to see one as the avatar

Because he abandoned the sun kissed,paradise beaches of Californ-I-a for the rain drenched beaches of UK land.

I mean,seriously. Why would you do that??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She stole my sisters hat off the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stole my sisters hat off the table"

He's always hanging around the gym taking photos and getting in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next person to comment likes licking tramps ring peices

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"The next person to comment likes licking tramps ring peices"

Because she forgot to put her pants on this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he showered with his clothes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she is too far away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause he’s wearing a duffle coat in May.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m still waiting ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m still waiting ..."

And because he doesn’t know what a duffle coat is.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Cos grey white pants went out of fashion when noodle hoods were being worn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cause he’s wearing a duffle coat in May."

Because he hates nora batty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they’re both slow typers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos grey white pants went out of fashion when noodle hoods were being worn "

Cos his cock is bendy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cause he’s wearing a duffle coat in May.

Because he hates nora batty

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cause he’s wearing a duffle coat in May.

Because he hates nora batty

Haha."

He lives so far away. Selfish wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos grey white pants went out of fashion when noodle hoods were being worn "

Get yourself down Specsaver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he stole my flake from my ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s not a dickhead. He’s got one of my favourite toys from childhood though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s not a dickhead. He’s got one of my favourite toys from childhood though

come and play then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s not a dickhead. He’s got one of my favourite toys from childhood though

come and play then "

I don’t share Speak & Spell with no one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s not a dickhead. He’s got one of my favourite toys from childhood though

come and play then

I don’t share Speak & Spell with no one! "

The facetious part of me wants to point out the double negative. I'll have it ready for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s not a dickhead. He’s got one of my favourite toys from childhood though

come and play then

I don’t share Speak & Spell with no one!

The facetious part of me wants to point out the double negative. I'll have it ready for you

It was intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She forgot her own children's names!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She forgot her own children's names!!"

Boy one and girl one wasn’t it? Anyway Jim deals with the brats, I’m too busy popping Valium and pork pies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She forgot her own children's names!!

Boy one and girl one wasn’t it? Anyway Jim deals with the brats, I’m too busy popping Valium and pork pies. "

She eats pork pies!!! Eeeeeewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She forgot her own children's names!!

Boy one and girl one wasn’t it? Anyway Jim deals with the brats, I’m too busy popping Valium and pork pies.

She eats pork pies!!! Eeeeeewww

I like squealers.

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

it because is real name is richard head,dick head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pic makes him a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

naah i can't she's too sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scared of upsetting my non existent internet feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she gets me randy at inoppropriate times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Because he lives in Kattegat not Manchester!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Becasue she is looking for 35- 40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have "

Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have

Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart."

He killed Elvis and took his shoes

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have

Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart.

He killed Elvis and took his shoes

She hid her pictures, dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have

Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart.

He killed Elvis and took his shoes

She won't give me her pink stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have

Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart.

He killed Elvis and took his shoes

Because that pink has my winking like a loon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have

Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart.

He killed Elvis and took his shoes

Because that pink has my winking like a loon

Because he's a gym selfie wanker

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

They all missed me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They all missed me out

Thats suppost to be my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They all missed me out

Because we've seen more cleavage on Simon Cowells chin

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"They all missed me out

Because we've seen more cleavage on Simon Cowells chin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She didn't take me to the beer garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She told me Santa wasn't real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then you told the rest of us. Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because being in Glasgow her curves are in the wrong place !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he's not a woman.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Because she’s gorgeous and he’s invisible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She stole my fab lolly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stole my fab lolly!"

#euphemism

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"She stole my fab lolly!

#euphemism"

I would share with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stole my fab lolly!

#euphemism

I would share with you

because she's gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She trapped all the men and wont share!!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"She stole my fab lolly!

#euphemism

I would share with you

because she's gorgeous"

She REALLY can suck a fab

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

She sucks hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks hard

She looks better in her cycling gear than I look in my sexiest lingerie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't a chance!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think he's a dick head... are Ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually believed her when she told me she was in the girl group Eternal.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Hes not just another fab guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she lives too far away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he's far too young for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she lives too far away from me

He's not Ragnar Lothbrook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has purple nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must make really shit proposals if the first 72 were knocked back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must make really shit proposals if the first 72 were knocked back "

In glasgow so her curves are actually in a place to far for me.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

He ate all the cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a complete dick, just a bit of a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s a total dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She’s a total dick.

You're a cock cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She’s a total dick.

You're a cock cock."

I’m a very good cock actually.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm not Shor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen of dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not Shor

Sorry Seeside, didn't mean you

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'm not Shor

Sorry Seeside, didn't mean you

You Tryed to skip me didn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos she makes me feel thick

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

For robbing Tom Sellecks mustache

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Cos she makes me feel thick"

For making me get the wrong person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos she makes me feel thick"

because my grandad used to say pull my finger b4 he let one rip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not Shor

Sorry Seeside, didn't mean you

You Tryed to skip me didn't you

Lol no. You snuck in between me and my comment to Blanche.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Cos she makes me feel thick

because my grandad used to say pull my finger b4 he let one rip

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omg my grandad did that also

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'm not Shor

Sorry Seeside, didn't mean you

You Tryed to skip me didn't you

Lol no. You snuck in between me and my comment to Blanche."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not Shor

Sorry Seeside, didn't mean you

You Tryed to skip me didn't you

Lol no. You snuck in between me and my comment to Blanche.

lol

He was stood near a train and not on it

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'm not Shor

Sorry Seeside, didn't mean you

You Tryed to skip me didn't you

Lol no. You snuck in between me and my comment to Blanche.

lol

He was stood near a train and not on it"

I can easyley fix that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not Shor

Sorry Seeside, didn't mean you

You Tryed to skip me didn't you

Lol no. You snuck in between me and my comment to Blanche.

lol

He was stood near a train and not on it

I can easyley fix that.....

Refuse to join in abusive, he comes across as a nice bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not Shor

Sorry Seeside, didn't mean you

You Tryed to skip me didn't you

Lol no. You snuck in between me and my comment to Blanche.

lol

He doesn't like blood.

He was stood near a train and not on it

I can easyley fix that.....

Refuse to join in abusive, he comes across as a nice bloke.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

For being a Pair of fence sitters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For being a Pair of fence sitters

For having the profile name of a 5 yr old girl

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"For being a Pair of fence sitters

For having the profile name of a 5 yr old girl"

Says the man with pull my finger as a name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I can’t see his pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she has two brains

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Because she has two brains

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because he sits on a chair wrong way around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is Irish .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is Irish .

She borrowed a spoon and never gave it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She thinks they’re French knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is Irish .

She borrowed a spoon and never gave it back"

He said I could keep keep it... for keep sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She thinks they’re French knickers

Stop looking at me knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She doesn't like lads under 35

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She doesn't like lads under 35

He hides in the shadows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She doesn't like lads under 35

I'm sry looking for a man not a boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She knows how to pout. I just look daft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She knows how to pout. I just look daft!"

His missus has a body to die for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She knows how to pout. I just look daft!

His missus has a body to die for

because I was going to sleep and that body just woke me up a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boobs. I can only blame the boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The boobs. I can only blame the boobs"

His tie is wonky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The boobs. I can only blame the boobs

His tie is wonky "

Your boobs aren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superman is shite . Batman all day, every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Superman is shite . Batman all day, every day."

This person is clearly and obviously a moron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell asleep reading his profile

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Because he’s a self proclaimed unusual tosser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he’s a self proclaimed unusual tosser!"

Cos i can't view their profile :/

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

"Because he’s a self proclaimed unusual tosser!

Cos i can't view their profile :/"

Lol because he whines about not being able to viewprofiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re a ‘professional couple’ whatever that means!

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Looks a dick with arm in a sling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks a dick with arm in a sling

I really do, plus my dick is in a sling too.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

He named himself after an utterly shite band!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They peed in the hot tub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They peed in the hot tub! "
your allowed to do that im told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They peed in the hot tub! your allowed to do that im told"

They conspired to bump off adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he thinks vest tips are so cool he has it as his main prof pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he thinks vest tips are so cool he has it as his main prof pic"

Because he will fill in shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He lurked in chat last night and didn't say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends only pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she’s so damn tempting but so far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you have the weirdest verification posts I've ever read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you have the weirdest verification posts I've ever read"

You have no verification, no one wants to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops it moved too quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops it moved too quickly"

Because he hasn’t completed his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops it moved too quickly"

He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops it moved too quickly

He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums."

But, to be fair, nobody can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops it moved too quickly

He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums.

But, to be fair, nobody can.

Because they wear a fedora so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops it moved too quickly

He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums.

But, to be fair, nobody can.

Because they wear a fedora so well"

Possibly doesn't quite get the idea of this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now."

Rebel without a cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops it moved too quickly

He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums.

But, to be fair, nobody can.

Because they wear a fedora so well

Possibly doesn't quite get the idea of this thread.

Get it, just jealous as I have a head that doesn’t wear hats well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops it moved too quickly

He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums.

But, to be fair, nobody can.

Because they wear a fedora so well"

because he look better in lingerie then me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/05/18 09:09:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now.

Rebel without a cause

Have you got all day????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now.

Rebel without a cause

Have you got all day????"

Just

Too

Hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops it moved too quickly

He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums.

But, to be fair, nobody can.

Because they wear a fedora so well

Possibly doesn't quite get the idea of this thread.

Get it, just jealous as I have a head that doesn’t wear hats well

Doesn't know which way round to put a hat on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completed... Thanks for reminder.. fab police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now.

Rebel without a cause

Have you got all day????

Just

Too

Hot

I've tried and tried and tried but,I can't think of a single negative thing to say about Humbersiders.

Doncha just hate it when people are so damn perfect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now."

I won that hat fair and square. It's not my fault your scarecrow is so rubbish at arm wrestling.....but then,he was probably trained by you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now.

I won that hat fair and square. It's not my fault your scarecrow is so rubbish at arm wrestling.....but then,he was probably trained by you.

Not my fault we both got distracted by you giving a sneaky foot rub under the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now.

I won that hat fair and square. It's not my fault your scarecrow is so rubbish at arm wrestling.....but then,he was probably trained by you.

Not my fault we both got distracted by you giving a sneaky foot rub under the table

All's fair in love, war and arm wrestling,,,,especially when there's a hat at stake.

This guy is certainly clueless about how to cheat successfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He named himself after an utterly shite band!"

I’m amazed you’ve even heard of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He drinks PG tips

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