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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

right most of us had had a meet cancelled for whatever reason

no name and shaming

what was the worse one you had and knew it was a lie......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mine was "i cant meet you had my van nicked" and he was saw driving it 2 hrs later lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I was abducted by aliens.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oooo thats a good one lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

To be fair I don't care if its an excuse or a lie or whatever, things happen, minds get changed etc onwards and upwards

After a bit if a bitch and a moan at whoever will listen of course lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I was abducted by aliens....."

i used to be an alien, i've learned my lesson.

never knew what vigorous was until i visited Earth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be fair I don't care if its an excuse or a lie or whatever, things happen, minds get changed etc onwards and upwards

After a bit if a bitch and a moan at whoever will listen of course lol "

mine was just a cunt and i needed to grow some balls and kick him to the kerb and i erm did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch wood, I've had no cancels yet. It sucks when it happens I'm sure. The piss poor excuses I've seen writen here have been so lame it's ridiculous.

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester

The only one where someone busted themselves was, three hours before the meet, which had been arranged for a week (after a social meet)they texted to say, "sorry, Mrs has got her period early. Gutted, must sort another meet soon, blah, blah, blah.." .. well, that's fine, shit happens, and we've had to cancel for the same reason.

However, the following day they posted veris from a meet, referring to "Saturday night" and even had their profile update on Sunday morning saying something like "shagged out after a monster fuck-fest last night"

Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one we had was from a guy who cancelled at the last moment stating his mother had just come round.

It would have been fine but a few days earlier in conversation he had said she had been dead for years..... Sort of smelt wrong lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ya think the world would be a better place if the people making the excuses would own up to the fact that they probably got cold feet or a better offer. Why the lies?

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester


"Best one we had was from a guy who cancelled at the last moment stating his mother had just come round.

It would have been fine but a few days earlier in conversation he had said she had been dead for years..... Sort of smelt wrong lol. "

.. she would, she'd been dead for ages...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't ya think the world would be a better place if the people making the excuses would own up to the fact that they probably got cold feet or a better offer. Why the lies?"

i prefer the truth x

i had cold feet and i was honest with someone and when we eventually met he just laughed at me which was a good ice breaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got locked in my house once...I asked if she could still bj me thru the letterbox

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

we had a guy cancel us because he had been called in to work in London - silly fool then posted a verification for the same night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had people cancel way in advance, I don't mind at all as my social meets are during my lunch break or after work at the station so I don't miss my train.

I was due to meet someone at 5.45pm, I told him not to be late (my train is at 6 and I don't do waiting). He swore up and down he wouldn't be late.

Any how, at 5.30 I logged onto the site and he was in chat, the site I was on showed where you were on site. I knew where he was coming from and knew he wouldn't get there on time. At 5.45 when I logged off he was still chatting.

A minute later he phoned telling me the train was delayed and he'd be there at 6.30, could he still come. I said sure, and went home.

An hour later he phoned to say he was at the station, where was I. I said in my kitchen, cappuccino in hand reading the evening paper.

He was surprised bless him, he really thought I'd be waiting...yeah...right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had people cancel way in advance, I don't mind at all as my social meets are during my lunch break or after work at the station so I don't miss my train.

I was due to meet someone at 5.45pm, I told him not to be late (my train is at 6 and I don't do waiting). He swore up and down he wouldn't be late.

Any how, at 5.30 I logged onto the site and he was in chat, the site I was on showed where you were on site. I knew where he was coming from and knew he wouldn't get there on time. At 5.45 when I logged off he was still chatting.

A minute later he phoned telling me the train was delayed and he'd be there at 6.30, could he still come. I said sure, and went home.

An hour later he phoned to say he was at the station, where was I. I said in my kitchen, cappuccino in hand reading the evening paper.

He was surprised bless him, he really thought I'd be waiting...yeah...right! "

hope he wasnt at his lappy at the station lol... anyway..UR loss lolol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The arrangement was to arrive in Leicester at some point late afternoon-early evening, stay here and for me to drop him off at a couple’s house the next day … the couple were having a social/party.

I text to see how his journey was going and got no reply, yet his name kept appearing on the users online now at the bottom of the forum page (it was another site).

Eventually he sent a pm claiming he was stuck at a train station in Birmingham after someone had jumped in front of a train. He claimed his phone was dead but had borrowed a stranger’s laptop to send a pm via the website. He claimed the police were not letting anyone leave the station as they needed to take witness statements… he kept up this charade for 6 hours, continuing to claim he was borrowing a strangers laptop… not to log onto msn, but to keep logging on to the swinging site.

I’d long ago decided it was all a load of bollox, but just to be sure I had this confirmed by one of my contacts who works for the Transport Police.

I would have drawn a line under the whole thing and just moved on until…. late that evening he (as a regular forum user) decided to post how gutted he was at missing a meet and what a shit day he’d had… lapping up the “oh poor you, it must have been awful being there when someone died… blah blah blah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had people cancel way in advance, I don't mind at all as my social meets are during my lunch break or after work at the station so I don't miss my train.

I was due to meet someone at 5.45pm, I told him not to be late (my train is at 6 and I don't do waiting). He swore up and down he wouldn't be late.

Any how, at 5.30 I logged onto the site and he was in chat, the site I was on showed where you were on site. I knew where he was coming from and knew he wouldn't get there on time. At 5.45 when I logged off he was still chatting.

A minute later he phoned telling me the train was delayed and he'd be there at 6.30, could he still come. I said sure, and went home.

An hour later he phoned to say he was at the station, where was I. I said in my kitchen, cappuccino in hand reading the evening paper.

He was surprised bless him, he really thought I'd be waiting...yeah...right!

hope he wasnt at his lappy at the station lol... anyway..UR loss lolol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

someone said to me once about train problems and they didn't know i work for the trains so i know delays and stuff

was fantastic telling them that i knew they was lying and if they wanted proof i could send the delay times for that area.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

No you see mine was a 'bona fide' excuse...When he told me he was abducted by aliens he wasn't lying at all....

When we did eventually meet a couple of weeks later he had three circular burn marks on his scalp, one of eye balls had been turned the wrong way around....and there were still signs of an alien probe hanging out of his arse.

We.....he did promise me 'Out of this world' sex after all!

Nano Nano.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was sad- I traveled to meet a couple socially first meet- I'm at designated place early as usual... Then get a text from lady- sorry Hubbie has to work and forgot to say- ok I say and decided to go and meet a vanilla friend , so sat on a bus going in the opposite direction to the way I arrived- and I see both male and female in a car at the traffic lights.. They had sent pics I recognised them and text her- watch out for that cyclist... Never did get a text back.. All they had to say was no thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The arrangement was to arrive in Leicester at some point late afternoon-early evening, stay here and for me to drop him off at a couple’s house the next day … the couple were having a social/party.

I text to see how his journey was going and got no reply, yet his name kept appearing on the users online now at the bottom of the forum page (it was another site).

Eventually he sent a pm claiming he was stuck at a train station in Birmingham after someone had jumped in front of a train. He claimed his phone was dead but had borrowed a stranger’s laptop to send a pm via the website. He claimed the police were not letting anyone leave the station as they needed to take witness statements… he kept up this charade for 6 hours, continuing to claim he was borrowing a strangers laptop… not to log onto msn, but to keep logging on to the swinging site.

I’d long ago decided it was all a load of bollox, but just to be sure I had this confirmed by one of my contacts who works for the Transport Police.

I would have drawn a line under the whole thing and just moved on until…. late that evening he (as a regular forum user) decided to post how gutted he was at missing a meet and what a shit day he’d had… lapping up the “oh poor you, it must have been awful being there when someone died… blah blah blah.

"

I remember that (not that I was the guy in question) and remember that story being so far fetched it was embaressing to read.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

none

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