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Mermaids....would you fuck one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not to let the male contingent feel left out

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester

I think the smell would put me right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How?! They don't have legs to open

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester


"How?! They don't have legs to open "

Lift that tail up!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I think the smell would put me right off "

Fishy fanny.

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester


"I think the smell would put me right off

Fishy fanny. "

Exactly haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for a salty tit wank.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You couldn't do that to Arial you perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not to let the male contingent feel left out "

Why was the male contingent left out?

There are male and female centaurs?

And mermaids and mermen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not to let the male contingent feel left out

Why was the male contingent left out?

There are male and female centaurs?

And mermaids and seamen.

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FIFY.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Something fishy about this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not to let the male contingent feel left out

Why was the male contingent left out?

There are male and female centaurs?

And mermaids and seamen.

FIFY."

Nah, a male mermaid is a merman.

Stop trying to work your seamen over my post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But they don't have vaginas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But they don't have vaginas?"

But do they have an arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But they don't have vaginas?

But do they have an arse? "

I've never found one to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they would just lay eggs to be fertalised like a fish so fucking one would consist of knocking one out and squirting on the sea bed

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I think they would just lay eggs to be fertalised like a fish so fucking one would consist of knocking one out and squirting on the sea bed"

Cream eggs

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"I think they would just lay eggs to be fertalised like a fish so fucking one would consist of knocking one out and squirting on the sea bed

Cream eggs "

Pmsl xx

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria


"I think they would just lay eggs to be fertalised like a fish so fucking one would consist of knocking one out and squirting on the sea bed"

If you've had a wank in the bath you'd know it doesnt sink. It'll float right to the top of the ocean aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think they would just lay eggs to be fertalised like a fish so fucking one would consist of knocking one out and squirting on the sea bed

Cream eggs "

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Not to let the male contingent feel left out

Why was the male contingent left out?

There are male and female centaurs?

And mermaids and seamen.

FIFY.

Nah, a male mermaid is a merman.

Stop trying to work your seamen over my post. "

One of those mermen knocked on my door the other day, hid behind the sofa and pretended I was out until they left, same with Jehovah witnesses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on whether their warm water or cold water mermaids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too slippery when wet...

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