FabSwingers.com forum: Interactions that happen every day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me: alright mate, how's it going?

Person: yeah good, living the dream ha

Me: ha yeah

Anymore?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Me : alright?

Them : no

Me : oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: “Urgh, this weather’s shit”

Friend: “I know, it’s so cold”

Me: “I know”

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Them:Tea?

Me:Always!

Them: OK

Ms GR

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Me: alright mate, how's it going?

Person: yeah good, living the dream ha

Me: ha yeah

Anymore?"

I work in retail. About half the conversations I have with customers are weather related! Sometimes I get so excited I wet myself a little bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: morning!

Them: morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: hey there

Them: do you have your clubcard?

Me: yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them: what's for dinner?

Me: don't know yet

Them: when will it be ready?

Me: when I know what I'm cooking I'll tell you.

Every. Friggin'. Day.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Child.... Miss, Ive lost my jumper

Me.... did you put it in your tray or hang it on your peg?

Child.... oh yeah here it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: Hello

Them: Do you know the PPI deadline is approaching...?

Me: ....end call

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

At work

Me: Morning

Him no 1: Morning

Me: Morning

Him no 2: Morning

Me to no 3. Totally ignore and walk past, he's a selfish, non team player dickhead ready to fuck any member of the team over at all times, doesn't deserve a morning.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them - tea?

Me - *stares*

Then - I... I... I'll just make the tea.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Colleague (annoying): “Another day, another dollar”

Me: “

”

Colleague (I like): “Pub?”

Me: “Can’t, got the kids

”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Colleague (annoying): “Another day, another dollar”

Me: “

”

Colleague (I like): “Pub?”

Me: “Can’t, got the kids

”"

M D Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: Wanna fuck?

Them: No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me: Wanna fuck?

Them: No"

Who the Fecks them?

Never asked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

Can I tell you about a government scheme to replace your boiler...

Bang goes the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me:want some broccoli?

My mate jeff: fuck off

Me: ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate:well how ya

Me:any craic?

Mate:Ah sure ya know yerself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me: Wanna fuck?

Them: No

Who the Fecks them?

Never asked me

You've never seen me. I'm doing you a favour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me: Wanna fuck?

Them: No

Who the Fecks them?

Never asked me

You've never seen me. I'm doing you a favour!

I love your boots though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: are you getting up for school today or what?

Child: bleurghhh.. can i have a day off? Its raining/snowing/test day

Me: no, get up and get dressed otherwise no PS4 time this weekend...

Every day!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fancy a shag?

Fuck off, Steve

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Me:want some broccoli?

My mate jeff: fuck off

Me: ok"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me ........

Absolutely everyone I think I should interact with......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them: got a quid Nan?

Me: Yes.

Them: or two?

Me: ok.

Them: or 3?

Me: How much do you actually want?

Them: Got a fiver?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guy on fab: hi mate, I'm a straight professional man, love your dick, wanna come over?

Me: oh ffs be honest with yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Them: got a quid Nan?

Me: Yes.

Them: or two?

Me: ok.

Them: or 3?

Me: How much do you actually want?

Them: Got a fiver?"

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