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By *pal OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Sat in the garden topless and back gate opens... I scream only to find courier turned up, thankfully he had the respect to wait until I made myself decent again..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a costume malfunction! Lol XXX

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By *auceSJCouple
over a year ago

Medway

Should have given him a good show haha

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By *pal OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk


"Was it a costume malfunction! Lol XXX"

No I had removed my top to let the girls free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat in the garden topless and back gate opens... I scream only to find courier turned up, thankfully he had the respect to wait until I made myself decent again.. "

How did he come in?

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Thanks. I've been looking for a storyline for the next porno vid I produce.

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By *pal OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk


"Should have given him a good show haha"

Yes that was an afterthought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat in the garden topless and back gate opens... I scream only to find courier turned up, thankfully he had the respect to wait until I made myself decent again.. "

I'm changing jobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were expecting a courier why would you sit topless, also why is he coming round the back and not the front? So many questions. I wouldn't sit topless in my garden if I was expecting a delivery person, it's not really fair to make someone look at my boobs when they don't have a choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were expecting a courier why would you sit topless, also why is he coming round the back and not the front? So many questions. I wouldn't sit topless in my garden if I was expecting a delivery person, it's not really fair to make someone look at my boobs when they don't have a choice. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were expecting a courier why would you sit topless, also why is he coming round the back and not the front? So many questions. I wouldn't sit topless in my garden if I was expecting a delivery person, it's not really fair to make someone look at my boobs when they don't have a choice. "

^this^

bit like leaving gate open for the burglar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have thrown my deckchair at him!

Or frisbee’d a cushion, at the very least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you’ve got the sun to do it! I can’t even do the sexy peg my washing out routine here haha! C x

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Sat in the garden topless and back gate opens... I scream only to find courier turned up, thankfully he had the respect to wait until I made myself decent again.. "
Lucky git.

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By *pal OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk


"If you were expecting a courier why would you sit topless, also why is he coming round the back and not the front? So many questions. I wouldn't sit topless in my garden if I was expecting a delivery person, it's not really fair to make someone look at my boobs when they don't have a choice. "

I wasn't expecting a delivery today. Couriers usually go to the front of the house. Makes note to bolt back gate when topless in garden.

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By *pal OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk


"Glad you’ve got the sun to do it! I can’t even do the sexy peg my washing out routine here haha! C x"

How does that routine go then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seems odd for a delivery person to go round the back, unless they tried the front door but didn't get an answer cos you were out the back with your tits out, he then looks for a safe place to hide your parcel, probably would have left you a note to say it's round the back thinking he's saving you a trip to the sorting office but then he's gets flashed through no intention of his own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad you’ve got the sun to do it! I can’t even do the sexy peg my washing out routine here haha! C x

How does that routine go then? "

Well, you get your clothes, moist of course, and then peg them on the line. But every time you do it you go “ohh errr” in a sexy voice.

You would be surprised what works for some haha! C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were expecting a courier why would you sit topless, also why is he coming round the back and not the front? So many questions. I wouldn't sit topless in my garden if I was expecting a delivery person, it's not really fair to make someone look at my boobs when they don't have a choice. "

I highly doubt anyone would care.

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By *pal OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk


"Just seems odd for a delivery person to go round the back, unless they tried the front door but didn't get an answer cos you were out the back with your tits out, he then looks for a safe place to hide your parcel, probably would have left you a note to say it's round the back thinking he's saving you a trip to the sorting office but then he's gets flashed through no intention of his own. "

As I have already said couriers often come via the back gate as it is quicker for them to deliver that way and no he didn't knock at the front door either. I would have heard him as I was sitting on patio bench by back door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A courier coming in by the back door eh... sounds like one of those dodgy 70s soft porn movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is everyone so shocked about them going round the back?

Our couriers do if theres no answer at the front.

We have one who comes now just comes in and leaves it in the hall regardless if anyone's in or not.

Theyre probably not arsed about someone having their tits out in their own garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably made his day!

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By *pal OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Don't think he saw anything and if he did well so be it. Tesco delivery this evening but will be covered up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our postie is unshockable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our postie is unshockable "

What makes you say that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is everyone so shocked about them going round the back?

Our couriers do if theres no answer at the front.

We have one who comes now just comes in and leaves it in the hall regardless if anyone's in or not.

Theyre probably not arsed about someone having their tits out in their own garden. "

Couriers frequently leave parcels at our back gate

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