FabSwingers.com forum: Mistaken for BBC

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People on fab keep on mistaking me for BBC.. any tips?

I don’t want to turn up to a meet and disappointment them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mention it on your profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It comes across as slightly rude and below my standards on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just take your bananas along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It comes across as slightly rude and below my standards on fab

That's why you are complaining about it then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It comes across as slightly rude and below my standards on fab

That's why you are complaining about it then "

Complain? Me? Never? I’m discussing it with the Fab Pros

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe chose pics a little differently? Got to admit, I assumed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It comes across as slightly rude and below my standards on fab

That's why you are complaining about it then

Complain? Me? Never? I’m discussing it with the Fab Pros

Ok I see so you want some tips to not being mistakenly taken for a BBC because you don't want to disapoint people ? Well mentioning it on your profile or by messages in case the colour of your skin is raised seemed like a good option.

Having said that if some people aren't smart enough to understand that not all men with dark skin aren't necessarily black, why would you give a shit about disapointing those assholes?

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"People on fab keep on mistaking me for BBC.. any tips?

I don’t want to turn up to a meet and disappointment them lol

It is a daft, offensive

term anyway.

I wish it would fade into misuse like BBW.

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By *wo Big GuysCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Reading

"People on fab keep on mistaking me for BBC.. any tips?

I don’t want to turn up to a meet and disappointment them lol

Maybe you should wear your ITV badge more often

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It comes across as slightly rude and below my standards on fab

That's why you are complaining about it then

Complain? Me? Never? I’m discussing it with the Fab Pros

Having said that if some people aren't smart enough to understand that not all men with dark skin aren't necessarily black, why would you give a shit about disapointing those assholes?

Internet,

Meet my spokesperson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The middle B could stand for brown. Technically you're not lying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The middle B could stand for brown. Technically you're not lying. "

I prefer caramel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you talking about the B for Big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The middle B could stand for brown. Technically you're not lying.

I prefer caramel

New term BCC incoming to a profile near you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you talking about the B for Big?"

No way.. that’s now how I roll.. B is for Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you talking about the B for Big?"

Sorry just seen, yeah you qualify for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The middle B could stand for brown. Technically you're not lying.

I prefer caramel

New term BCC incoming to a profile near you "

Or how about Nutella lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you talking about the B for Big?

No way.. that’s now how I roll.. B is for Banana

I clearly state that I’m pale and ginger, so they’re not disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not your fault they lack the ability to use their two eyes in combination to see if the size of your Henry Winkler isn’t up to their standards! It’s theirs! What do you want to do, post your actual measurements, with a pic next to a sky remote, can of and valid uk passport?!

Don’t jump through hoops for the stupid

Also, the term BBC always makes me laugh, because there are just as many white peoples woth large willies. It’s a myth. In fact, usualy when out clubbing I myself see a lot more large white men and a lot more small black men.

Also “part 3: the return”, whonis to say you don’t fit the BBC bill? You are big, you are black, and unless im mistaken, that’s a cock, so... yeah? Unless you mean those utter land whales that can only take a 97 foot long black cock? In which case, are you REALLY the one missing out?

C x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you talking about the B for Big?

No way.. that’s now how I roll.. B is for Banana

I clearly state that I’m pale and ginger, so they’re not disappointed. "

Maybe I should do that with careful vocabulary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People on fab keep on mistaking me for BBC.. any tips?

I don’t want to turn up to a meet and disappointment them lol

It is a daft, offensive

term anyway.

I wish it would fade into misuse like BBW.

Unfortunately, while some black men promote themselves using the term BBC, it will not go away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The middle B could stand for brown. Technically you're not lying.

I prefer caramel

That makes me drool, because I love toffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s not your fault they lack the ability to use their two eyes in combination to see if the size of your Henry Winkler isn’t up to their standards! It’s theirs! What do you want to do, post your actual measurements, with a pic next to a sky remote, can of and valid uk passport?!

Don’t jump through hoops for the stupid

C x"

Errmmm only thing that I’m not Black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say in your profile that you’re hung like a hamster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The middle B could stand for brown. Technically you're not lying.

I prefer caramel

That makes me drool, because I love toffee

I see, how about Nutella then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wait you’re NOT black, but brown...? Ok then in that case big brown cock. What’s the difference

This is why slapping terms on things is a stupid exercise... BBC, BBW, MILF, WWLTPWFBAEC (woman who likes to play with flaps but also eat cheese. It’s a new up and coming one, look it up). I ams what I ams, said popeye. And he had a dodgey eye and some kind of tumour, but still got some, so... yeah. C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first picture does look like a black mans willy (BMW) but the rest look creamier. I was confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The middle B could stand for brown. Technically you're not lying.

I prefer caramel

That makes me drool, because I love toffee

I see, how about Nutella then?

Not now I know they use palm oil in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness, your profile pic isn’t helping you out, because you look like Wesley Snipes mid shredding of his tax returns. Maybe get a better lit pic. Say in your profile your ethnicity. Just don’t be posting rap lyrics, might give the wrong impression. C x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh wait you’re NOT black, but brown...? Ok then in that case big brown cock. What’s the difference

Lol

You see the problem.. back to zero.. mistaken for BBC

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The middle B could stand for brown. Technically you're not lying.

I prefer caramel

That makes me drool, because I love toffee

I see, how about Nutella then?

Not now I know they use palm oil in it. "

I wish they used extra virgin olive oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first picture does look like a black mans willy (BMW) but the rest look creamier. I was confused

Ermmm yes.. the first picture has less light and more oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting to think you have a Nutella fascination banana! (I share your obsession btw)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm starting to think you have a Nutella fascination banana! (I share your obsession btw) "

Join the Nutella club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm starting to think you have a Nutella fascination banana! (I share your obsession btw)

Join the Nutella club

Already got my spoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm starting to think you have a Nutella fascination banana! (I share your obsession btw)

Join the Nutella club

Already got my spoon!"

You'd eat it off my boobs wouldn't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm starting to think you have a Nutella fascination banana! (I share your obsession btw)

Join the Nutella club

Already got my spoon!

You'd eat it off my boobs wouldn't you?"

Are you a member of Nutella Club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest the 3 cock pics you have look like different cocks?!

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By *auceSJCouple
over a year ago

Medway

You are black tho? I don’t get it? We can tell your not extremely black but your just on the lighter scale. People have eyes. I’m sure you won’t disappoint banana man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm starting to think you have a Nutella fascination banana! (I share your obsession btw)

Join the Nutella club

Already got my spoon!

You'd eat it off my boobs wouldn't you?

Are you a member of Nutella Club?

Nobody will let me join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People on fab keep on mistaking me for BBC.. any tips?

I don’t want to turn up to a meet and disappointment them lol

Your photos aren't very clear- maybe get some very clear ones! I thought similar when I perved...I mean examined...I mean looked at them earlier!

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"People on fab keep on mistaking me for BBC.. any tips?

I don’t want to turn up to a meet and disappointment them lol

Maybe you should wear your ITV badge more often

Now this would be a nice touch. I caN see this catching on.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

How can anyone mistake a whole man for a penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can anyone mistake a whole man for a penis?"

Oh I don't know- I have met a few complete dicks in my time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm starting to think you have a Nutella fascination banana! (I share your obsession btw)

Join the Nutella club

Already got my spoon!

You'd eat it off my boobs wouldn't you?"

That would assume there's boobs to lick it off.

And if there's boobs to lick it off that means there's another person.

And if there's another person that means I might have to share.

No dice! I'll stick with my spoon and my forever alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm starting to think you have a Nutella fascination banana! (I share your obsession btw)

Join the Nutella club

Already got my spoon!

You'd eat it off my boobs wouldn't you?

That would assume there's boobs to lick it off.

And if there's boobs to lick it off that means there's another person.

And if there's another person that means I might have to share.

No dice! I'll stick with my spoon and my forever alone

What!? You saying I don't have boobs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are black tho? I don’t get it? We can tell your not extremely black but your just on the lighter scale. People have eyes. I’m sure you won’t disappoint banana man

Ermmm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just start you’re profile with “I have a little willy”

That should sort it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm starting to think you have a Nutella fascination banana! (I share your obsession btw)

Join the Nutella club

Already got my spoon!

You'd eat it off my boobs wouldn't you?

That would assume there's boobs to lick it off.

And if there's boobs to lick it off that means there's another person.

And if there's another person that means I might have to share.

No dice! I'll stick with my spoon and my forever alone

What!? You saying I don't have boobs?"

Your boobs are miles away and my tongue just isn't that long (mores the pity!)

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

It happens to me too but I get found out as soon as they see me, at least you aren't rumbled untill you take of your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first picture does look like a black mans willy (BMW) but the rest look creamier. I was confused

Creamier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to me all the time, I've had to pull my pants up and turn my cap the right way round to throw them off the scent.

Oh and cut 6 inches off me dick

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"Happens to me all the time, I've had to pull my pants up and turn my cap the right way round to throw them off the scent.

Oh and cut 6 inches off me dick

Hm... The part about the trousers and the cap sounds.... Well... Not quite funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first picture does look like a black mans willy (BMW) but the rest look creamier. I was confused

Creamier

What cream have you two been eating lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"People on fab keep on mistaking me for BBC.. any tips?

I don’t want to turn up to a meet and disappointment them lol

what part is it that people are mistaking... the "B" or the "B"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People on fab keep on mistaking me for BBC.. any tips?

I don’t want to turn up to a meet and disappointment them lol

Could say you're from ITV ...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happens to me all the time, I've had to pull my pants up and turn my cap the right way round to throw them off the scent.

Oh and cut 6 inches off me dick

Hm... The part about the trousers and the cap sounds.... Well... Not quite funny."
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My humour is my own, it often only makes myself giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People on fab keep on mistaking me for BBC.. any tips?

I don’t want to turn up to a meet and disappointment them lol

what part is it that people are mistaking... the "B" or the "B"?"

I was hoping you would know mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People on fab keep on mistaking me for BBC.. any tips?

I don’t want to turn up to a meet and disappointment them lol

It is a daft, offensive

term anyway.

I wish it would fade into misuse like BBW.

I have a 19 year old 'milf' in my area

shes only 3 months pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn’t you put your race or nationality in the first sentence of your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn’t you put your race or nationality in the first sentence of your profile?"
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He's from banana land.....

Tenerife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Couldn’t you put your race or nationality in the first sentence of your profile?"

How about a picture of my passport?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't sweat it Nanaman; people often think I'm Italian.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Your photos are pretty clear so if anyone is mistaken it's not your fault op

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Great look at me thread. I might have to use it some time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't sweat it Nanaman; people often think I'm Italian. "

But you are Italian?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great look at me thread. I might have to use it some time. "

I’m sorry, I’ve upset you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your photos are pretty clear so if anyone is mistaken it's not your fault op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the first pic off it looks like u have used someone elses pic

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Insist on them viewing you on cam first

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Don't sweat it Nanaman; people often think I'm Italian. "

Its quite funny people want to know where your from, rather than who you are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't sweat it Nanaman; people often think I'm Italian.

Its quite funny people want to know where your from, rather than who you are..."

It's usually cab drivers who know my name from the booking.

I like to know where people are from because I find it interesting hearing about other nationalities and cultures.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Don't sweat it Nanaman; people often think I'm Italian.

Its quite funny people want to know where your from, rather than who you are...

It's usually cab drivers who know my name from the booking.

I like to know where people are from because I find it interesting hearing about other nationalities and cultures. "

I find that on fab people can be very judgmental not all. But we'll save that debate for another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't sweat it Nanaman; people often think I'm Italian.

Its quite funny people want to know where your from, rather than who you are...

It's usually cab drivers who know my name from the booking.

I like to know where people are from because I find it interesting hearing about other nationalities and cultures.

I find that on fab people can be very judgmental not all. But we'll save that debate for another day

True.

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By *urve BallWoman
over a year ago

North London

"(...) Unless you mean those utter land whales that can only take a 97 foot long black cock? In which case, are you REALLY the one missing out?

C x"

Some guys like those "utter land whales" regardless of whether we can "only take a 97 foot long black cock" or not. And, fyi, I normally see average sized women looking for huge bbcs. Not all of us "whales" have caves for pussies.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"People on fab keep on mistaking me for BBC.. any tips?

I don’t want to turn up to a meet and disappointment them lol

It is a daft, offensive

term anyway.

I wish it would fade into misuse like BBW.

This

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