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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Kim Jong Un has been replaced with a clone!

Yes, I shit thee not! After all how else is it possible to explain that prior to the (not so secret) visit from the CIA head, he was a mad man itching to press the proverbial button but now is suddenly, apparently best friends with the South, has declared an official cessation to the war and is furthermore abandoning all future nuclear tests(!)

Clearly the CIA has replaced him utilising the same technology they previously used to manufacture the clones of Dr Tiger Ninestein under the top secret Terrahawks programme.

Thy views?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*looks in, reads subject, wanders off to do more perving...*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yes I agree this has come out of nowhere. You know what they say about something that looks to good to be true .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or he’s been offered billions of dollars in aid and immunity for reform which make Trump look like a peacemaker and makes Kim look wonderful to his own people for bringing in some money ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or he’s been offered billions of dollars in aid and immunity for reform which make Trump look like a peacemaker and makes Kim look wonderful to his own people for bringing in some money ...."

You think they trully would give him billions of dollars ?

America's budget is based on war !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's dodgy as fuck.

Perhaps God got pissed and changed his world game plan over a dinosaur pizza.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Maybe Un is bipolar...

give it a few weeks and normal service will be resumed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or he’s been offered billions of dollars in aid and immunity for reform which make Trump look like a peacemaker and makes Kim look wonderful to his own people for bringing in some money ....

You think they trully would give him billions of dollars ?

America's budget is based on war ! "

Trump would offer that to make himself look good and secure his noble peace prize that he now wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a coincidence that ABBA are making a comeback?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is it a coincidence that ABBA are making a comeback?"

I heard they’ve been cloned to(!) The differences are obvious though to the discerning; The Agnatha clone sings Dancing Queen in a different key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or he’s been offered billions of dollars in aid and immunity for reform which make Trump look like a peacemaker and makes Kim look wonderful to his own people for bringing in some money ....

You think they trully would give him billions of dollars ?

America's budget is based on war !

Trump would offer that to make himself look good and secure his noble peace prize that he now wants "

Maybe his own money, why not? But let's say he takes the money but still fuck it up...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The latest: I’m a little more assured now after learning that a heavily armed satellite orbiting over North Korea and manned by an independent task force will be keeping a close eye on the Jong Un clone and will be ready at a moments notice, to deploy a heavily armed response should he, like his DNA blueprint predecessor before him step out of line.

I believe the said task force is code named, SPECTRUM....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

America's budget is based on war !

"

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament.

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By *eedsandyMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Kim's change of tack is either because:

1. At his recent meeting with the Chinese, they told him that he was now on his own, if he carried on with his madness.

2. He needs to buy more time to develop his nuclear weapons, given that his test mountain facility blew up.

3. He is genuinely scared of Trump. In the past, US Presidents were just full of hot air and sanctions that Kim didn't care about, as there was always plenty of food for him. But now, he looks at Trump and realises that Trump really would press the button and wipe the DPRK off the map, whereas none of his predecessors were prepared to do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

America's budget is based on war !

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament."

Exactly. And you could extent that quote to any geopolitical situations. In order to do war, you have to have an enemy. I mean Isis is the perfect enemy for America because it can never die.

Isis doesn't represent an entity per se but an ideolgy.

Therefore, the war against terrorism will last as long as it is beneficial for both parties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

America's budget is based on war !

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament.

Exactly. And you could extent that quote to any geopolitical situations. In order to do war, you have to have an enemy. I mean Isis is the perfect enemy for America because it can never die.

Isis doesn't represent an entity per se but an ideolgy.

Therefore, the war against terrorism will last as long as it is beneficial for both parties. "

It's also massively beneficial for the Saudis. Saudis (allegedly) want to build a gas pipeline to Europe - which would have to go through Syria. Assad was dead against this. Saudi funds and arms Isis to start (or at least stoke up) a war which drags Europe into Syria. Russia, on the other hand, has an obvious vested interest in stopping Saudi's pipeline so weighs in on Assad's side. Is it pure coincidence that weeks before US, UK and France bombed Assad, the new Saudi Crown Prince visited and sign major new deals to buy arms from.... US, UK and France?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

America's budget is based on war !

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament.

Exactly. And you could extent that quote to any geopolitical situations. In order to do war, you have to have an enemy. I mean Isis is the perfect enemy for America because it can never die.

Isis doesn't represent an entity per se but an ideolgy.

Therefore, the war against terrorism will last as long as it is beneficial for both parties. "

.

We know who's side were really on now though don't we?.

Yea we're with the crazies, we'd rather see them in Syria and Libya and Iraq and Afghanistan and dare I say it... Iran

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Kim Jong Un has been replaced with a clone!

Yes, I shit thee not! After all how else is it possible to explain that prior to the (not so secret) visit from the CIA head, he was a mad man itching to press the proverbial button but now is suddenly, apparently best friends with the South, has declared an official cessation to the war and is furthermore abandoning all future nuclear tests(!)

Clearly the CIA has replaced him utilising the same technology they previously used to manufacture the clones of Dr Tiger Ninestein under the top secret Terrahawks programme.

Thy views? "

Maybe he got laid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

America's budget is based on war !

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament.

Exactly. And you could extent that quote to any geopolitical situations. In order to do war, you have to have an enemy. I mean Isis is the perfect enemy for America because it can never die.

Isis doesn't represent an entity per se but an ideolgy.

Therefore, the war against terrorism will last as long as it is beneficial for both parties. .

We know who's side were really on now though don't we?.

Yea we're with the crazies, we'd rather see them in Syria and Libya and Iraq and Afghanistan and dare I say it... Iran"

We actually can't really know what is going being the curtains as the tax are that transparent.

Those terrorists seem to always brand new 4x4 the latest weapons made in our countries.

We fight terrorists on one side but arm others when they are useful to us.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"

America's budget is based on war !

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament.

Exactly. And you could extent that quote to any geopolitical situations. In order to do war, you have to have an enemy. I mean Isis is the perfect enemy for America because it can never die.

Isis doesn't represent an entity per se but an ideolgy.

Therefore, the war against terrorism will last as long as it is beneficial for both parties.

It's also massively beneficial for the Saudis. Saudis (allegedly) want to build a gas pipeline to Europe - which would have to go through Syria. Assad was dead against this. Saudi funds and arms Isis to start (or at least stoke up) a war which drags Europe into Syria. Russia, on the other hand, has an obvious vested interest in stopping Saudi's pipeline so weighs in on Assad's side. Is it pure coincidence that weeks before US, UK and France bombed Assad, the new Saudi Crown Prince visited and sign major new deals to buy arms from.... US, UK and France?"

The Saudis have always bought arms from the Uk, christ, we even look after them for the Saudis along with training their troops, servicing their aircaft and training their military.

Its a case of keeping your friends close and you potential powder kegs closer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

America's budget is based on war !

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament.

Exactly. And you could extent that quote to any geopolitical situations. In order to do war, you have to have an enemy. I mean Isis is the perfect enemy for America because it can never die.

Isis doesn't represent an entity per se but an ideolgy.

Therefore, the war against terrorism will last as long as it is beneficial for both parties. .

We know who's side were really on now though don't we?.

Yea we're with the crazies, we'd rather see them in Syria and Libya and Iraq and Afghanistan and dare I say it... Iran

We actually can't really know what is going being the curtains as the tax are that transparent.

Those terrorists seem to always brand new 4x4 the latest weapons made in our countries.

We fight terrorists on one side but arm others when they are useful to us.

"

.

All roads lead to Mecca.

Follow the money and you usually find your criminal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

America's budget is based on war !

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament.

Exactly. And you could extent that quote to any geopolitical situations. In order to do war, you have to have an enemy. I mean Isis is the perfect enemy for America because it can never die.

Isis doesn't represent an entity per se but an ideolgy.

Therefore, the war against terrorism will last as long as it is beneficial for both parties. .

We know who's side were really on now though don't we?.

Yea we're with the crazies, we'd rather see them in Syria and Libya and Iraq and Afghanistan and dare I say it... Iran

We actually can't really know what is going being the curtains as the tax are that transparent.

Those terrorists seem to always brand new 4x4 the latest weapons made in our countries.

We fight terrorists on one side but arm others when they are useful to us.

.

All roads lead to Mecca.

Follow the money and you usually find your criminal "

Haha isn't it from the wire??

When, instead of following the drugs, they follow the money and opened a can of worms or whatever the expression is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

America's budget is based on war !

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament.

Exactly. And you could extent that quote to any geopolitical situations. In order to do war, you have to have an enemy. I mean Isis is the perfect enemy for America because it can never die.

Isis doesn't represent an entity per se but an ideolgy.

Therefore, the war against terrorism will last as long as it is beneficial for both parties. .

We know who's side were really on now though don't we?.

Yea we're with the crazies, we'd rather see them in Syria and Libya and Iraq and Afghanistan and dare I say it... Iran

We actually can't really know what is going being the curtains as the tax are that transparent.

Those terrorists seem to always brand new 4x4 the latest weapons made in our countries.

We fight terrorists on one side but arm others when they are useful to us.

.

All roads lead to Mecca.

Follow the money and you usually find your criminal

Haha isn't it from the wire??

When, instead of following the drugs, they follow the money and opened a can of worms or whatever the expression is "

.

Over the last 17 years it's just become to obvious.

The money, the radical preachers, the radical Qurans, the manipulation of the oil price, the arms deals, the blind eye turned to the killing of its own citizens and neighbours.... Were in bed with the money and that money is flowing out of Riyadh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

America's budget is based on war !

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament.

Exactly. And you could extent that quote to any geopolitical situations. In order to do war, you have to have an enemy. I mean Isis is the perfect enemy for America because it can never die.

Isis doesn't represent an entity per se but an ideolgy.

Therefore, the war against terrorism will last as long as it is beneficial for both parties. .

We know who's side were really on now though don't we?.

Yea we're with the crazies, we'd rather see them in Syria and Libya and Iraq and Afghanistan and dare I say it... Iran

We actually can't really know what is going being the curtains as the tax are that transparent.

Those terrorists seem to always brand new 4x4 the latest weapons made in our countries.

We fight terrorists on one side but arm others when they are useful to us.

.

All roads lead to Mecca.

Follow the money and you usually find your criminal

Haha isn't it from the wire??

When, instead of following the drugs, they follow the money and opened a can of worms or whatever the expression is .

Over the last 17 years it's just become to obvious.

The money, the radical preachers, the radical Qurans, the manipulation of the oil price, the arms deals, the blind eye turned to the killing of its own citizens and neighbours.... Were in bed with the money and that money is flowing out of Riyadh

"

Totally agree with you there.

But if you haven't, you definitely should watched 'The wire', I think you'll enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

America's budget is based on war !

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament.

Exactly. And you could extent that quote to any geopolitical situations. In order to do war, you have to have an enemy. I mean Isis is the perfect enemy for America because it can never die.

Isis doesn't represent an entity per se but an ideolgy.

Therefore, the war against terrorism will last as long as it is beneficial for both parties. .

We know who's side were really on now though don't we?.

Yea we're with the crazies, we'd rather see them in Syria and Libya and Iraq and Afghanistan and dare I say it... Iran

We actually can't really know what is going being the curtains as the tax are that transparent.

Those terrorists seem to always brand new 4x4 the latest weapons made in our countries.

We fight terrorists on one side but arm others when they are useful to us.

.

All roads lead to Mecca.

Follow the money and you usually find your criminal

Haha isn't it from the wire??

When, instead of following the drugs, they follow the money and opened a can of worms or whatever the expression is .

Over the last 17 years it's just become to obvious.

The money, the radical preachers, the radical Qurans, the manipulation of the oil price, the arms deals, the blind eye turned to the killing of its own citizens and neighbours.... Were in bed with the money and that money is flowing out of Riyadh

Totally agree with you there.

But if you haven't, you definitely should watched 'The wire', I think you'll enjoy it "

as Bob said.

I don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

America's budget is based on war !

Kind of true, but they also do very well out of the post-war 'reconstruction' of countries they've flattened - maybe some kind of backroom deal is being done to allow something like this to happen on the quiet?

Or maybe it's just that SK and Trump have been forced to take Little Rocket Man more seriously now he actually has a bomb that he can put on the negotiation table...

As eastern philosopher say: in order to have nuclear disarmament, first must have nuclear armament.

Exactly. And you could extent that quote to any geopolitical situations. In order to do war, you have to have an enemy. I mean Isis is the perfect enemy for America because it can never die.

Isis doesn't represent an entity per se but an ideolgy.

Therefore, the war against terrorism will last as long as it is beneficial for both parties. .

We know who's side were really on now though don't we?.

Yea we're with the crazies, we'd rather see them in Syria and Libya and Iraq and Afghanistan and dare I say it... Iran

We actually can't really know what is going being the curtains as the tax are that transparent.

Those terrorists seem to always brand new 4x4 the latest weapons made in our countries.

We fight terrorists on one side but arm others when they are useful to us.

.

All roads lead to Mecca.

Follow the money and you usually find your criminal

Haha isn't it from the wire??

When, instead of following the drugs, they follow the money and opened a can of worms or whatever the expression is .

Over the last 17 years it's just become to obvious.

The money, the radical preachers, the radical Qurans, the manipulation of the oil price, the arms deals, the blind eye turned to the killing of its own citizens and neighbours.... Were in bed with the money and that money is flowing out of Riyadh

Totally agree with you there.

But if you haven't, you definitely should watched 'The wire', I think you'll enjoy it as Bob said.

I don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows "

Hahah so you have !

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