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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Took a day off work to wait for a parcel to be delivered between 9-11, it’s now gone 12... I’m so impatient but if you give me a time then at least make the effort to actually stick to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the delivery person when that person comes to deliver your awaited parcel. That will teach that person, who btw might be lovely, what a time slot means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck the delivery person when that person comes to deliver your awaited parcel. That will teach that person, who btw might be lovely, what a time slot means. "

Forgot to add* ask that person if you can fuck her/him/them first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a delivery driver i hear your pain, it’s the stupid office peeps make up the time slot shit then expect us to work miracles ..... but bj usually make everything all good again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a delivery driver i hear your pain, it’s the stupid office peeps make up the time slot shit then expect us to work miracles ..... but bj usually make everything all good again "

Haha let me know when you’re delivering on the south coast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a delivery driver i hear your pain, it’s the stupid office peeps make up the time slot shit then expect us to work miracles ..... but bj usually make everything all good again

Haha let me know when you’re delivering on the south coast "

"delivering on the south coast" - there's a euphemism I haven't come across before....

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By *oyce69Man
over a year ago

Driffield

I'm expecting a parcel with a delivery slot of between Friday and Tue, a week later and I'm still waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a delivery driver i hear your pain, it’s the stupid office peeps make up the time slot shit then expect us to work miracles ..... but bj usually make everything all good again

Haha let me know when you’re delivering on the south coast "

June 18 th !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'm expecting a parcel with a delivery slot of between Friday and Tue, a week later and I'm still waiting. "

Pfft that gonna be some sucking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a delivery driver i hear your pain, it’s the stupid office peeps make up the time slot shit then expect us to work miracles ..... but bj usually make everything all good again

Haha let me know when you’re delivering on the south coast

June 18 th ! "

Funnily enough I’m free on that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a delivery driver i hear your pain, it’s the stupid office peeps make up the time slot shit then expect us to work miracles ..... but bj usually make everything all good again

Haha let me know when you’re delivering on the south coast

June 18 th !

Funnily enough I’m free on that day "

Is it a big package ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a delivery driver i hear your pain, it’s the stupid office peeps make up the time slot shit then expect us to work miracles ..... but bj usually make everything all good again

Haha let me know when you’re delivering on the south coast

June 18 th !

Funnily enough I’m free on that day

Is it a big package ? "

It’s getting bigger

Sadly I can’t DM you to confirm delivery of my package lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a delivery driver i hear your pain, it’s the stupid office peeps make up the time slot shit then expect us to work miracles ..... but bj usually make everything all good again

Haha let me know when you’re delivering on the south coast

June 18 th !

Funnily enough I’m free on that day

Is it a big package ?

It’s getting bigger

Sadly I can’t DM you to confirm delivery of my package lol"

Haha age limits on packages hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a delivery driver i hear your pain, it’s the stupid office peeps make up the time slot shit then expect us to work miracles ..... but bj usually make everything all good again

Haha let me know when you’re delivering on the south coast

June 18 th !

Funnily enough I’m free on that day

Is it a big package ?

It’s getting bigger

Sadly I can’t DM you to confirm delivery of my package lol

Haha age limits on packages hey "

I’ll get back to you in 2 years then, longest delivery I’ve ever waited for lol

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