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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lets imagine we have the building etc and limitless space what would you want in your swinging club for me a sauna and a jagazzi and a pool lets all have some fun and dream of the ideal club so off you go fab ppl

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Themed rooms that can be used for role play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Themed rooms that can be used for role play"

i vote for room like the tardis captain jack oh yes please

what about a roman villa room for orgies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

come on guys lets go mad and tell us what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Id like each room to have a huge walk in shower in it with lovely fluffy towels and a hairdryer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cinema playing adult films all day.

A glory hole room.

GOOD SHOWERS!! lol

A nice restaurant.

A photography room/studio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top notch showers would be a must.But...

the most important thing about any night out at a club is good people who are up for fun attending.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

on that note every member gets a huge fluffy dressing gown and a big towel and a sml wash bag in there locker on arrival with large changing rooms with big showers and hair dryers too

and i would love a big shower wet room play area sex in a shower omg yes plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A code of conduct for men, maybe etiquette lessons before they join! lol

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

more women than men so the guys get pestered all evening instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"more women than men so the guys get pestered all evening instead?

lmfao dream on dream club yes impossiabilities no im afraid

cpls only nights bi nights greddy girl etc party nights and a cinema good idea what about a room with live feed cameras for those who like to show feed to a dark room for all those who like to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more women than men so the guys get pestered all evening instead?

lmfao dream on dream club yes impossiabilities no im afraid

cpls only nights bi nights greddy girl etc party nights and a cinema good idea what about a room with live feed cameras for those who like to show feed to a dark room for all those who like to watch

Just put a window in the wall nearest the car park, its cheaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have free champage all night , lol and full of sexy people and lots of poles to dance on and good music and play rooms be out of this world with toys but done in a sexy classey erotic way .

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

site the club in eastern europe somewhere too... say... Hungary... as the ratio of smokingly hot looking women would keep everybody happy too... plus the sexy sounding accent... oh I've gone weak at the knees already

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

love the Marrakesh room at clubf... massive four poster bed with an arabian feel....can we just steal that room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A photography room/studio."

That would be great wouldn't it, a professional photographer on hand.

Also photographs taken in a group room, you know like they position on the top of roller coasters at Alton Towers. You could go and search the gallery to find the pic of yourself and it could come with a commemorative cover with the words ' I rode (space for the name) at Fabswingers Swingers Club.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

as we have at our new club

a real car in side for the doggers

had fun in it on sat

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lots of hot guys for me to take my pick from cause they would all be begging me to choose them

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"as we have at our new club

a real car in side for the doggers

had fun in it on sat

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Hope you had a good birthday Jim xxx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

For swingers you say?

Well a full size course would be too big so, might as well have a golf simulator. They measure all the movement of yer balls you know.

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"site the club in eastern europe somewhere too... say... Hungary... as the ratio of smokingly hot looking women would keep everybody happy too... plus the sexy sounding accent... oh I've gone weak at the knees already

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see now i would have to disagree there cuz the best looking men are from the north of England....and that accent.....meow

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

a tape measure for those that say they are so and so inches just so we can check

and good company

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a place where everyone is truly accepted as equals and respect is shown to all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an air con room for us smokers with a perfume spray at the door that squirts at you when you go out, chanel preferably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of hot guys for me to take my pick from cause they would all be begging me to choose them

Admittedly I have experienced this at the BMFC parties. The guys are gorgeous and seem to like curvy blondes with a bit of meat on em, I am in demand, have to pinch myself that its really happening and that the guys surrounding me and stopping me wherever I walk are really there and not a mirage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a nice secluded outdoor area for outdoor fun in summer with a swimming pool too

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"a nice secluded outdoor area for outdoor fun in summer with a swimming pool too"

Yup...there is a naturist resort that does swingers weekends that i would love to visit .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of themed rooms to act out my fantasies, especially an office with a nice big desk and/or an old fashioned school room complete with a cane lol.

A room with every kind of sex-toy or maybe just filled with Hitachi magic wands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love everyone to use latex free condoms si I could play in a group without having to pre- plan larger groups. oh just imagine ... I'm in bliss. Shame it will never happen

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

fetish room with crosses ect, and some fucking machines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a place where everyone is truly accepted as equals and respect is shown to all.

We all know this is a fantasy club but don't take the piss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

internet cafe for the forumites

lol

Wolf

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"internet cafe for the forumites

lol

Wolf

Brilliant idea, somewhere for this single gent, and others, to whinge he can't get a meet.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

A bouncy castle, a ball pit, giant genka, and an endless supply of sherbert fountain!!!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"come on guys lets go mad and tell us what you want "

Somewhere (other than outside!) wear you can wear normal clothes...and a dance floor.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"fetish room with crosses ect, and some fucking machines

What fucking machines do you want exactly?..fucking pinball? a fucking pool table? a few fucking one arms bandits?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Pro-Karts on a decent track.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cinema playing adult films all day"

I can never understand why they show porn movies in swinging clubs!!! Surely there is enough going on around to be taking notice of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cinema playing adult films all day

I can never understand why they show porn movies in swinging clubs!!! Surely there is enough going on around to be taking notice of?"

Its a form of stimulation like fluffers on porn sets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"internet cafe for the forumites

lol

Wolf

Brilliant idea, somewhere for this single gent, and others, to whinge he can't get a meet.

in house prostitutes on really good wages for those guys, then no one leaves wingeing re_iews on the club re_iew page!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want hot and cold running chamber maids changing the sheets on the beds every hour (really quickly so they dont stop play) then no one has to position themselves to avoid the 'wet patch'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a place where everyone is truly accepted as equals and respect is shown to all.

We all know this is a fantasy club but don't take the piss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would like a sexy games room with a games leader who encourages people to mix and get to know each other more intimately.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A good autotune on the kariaoke (sp)

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