FabSwingers.com forum: Liar!

By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Do you ever spin massive porkies just to seem interesting or make conversation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Absolutely!

I don't want people to know I'm a mild-mannered janitor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely!

I don't want people to know I'm a mild-mannered janitor.

Janet or what?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?"

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Liar - Queen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU7rqB9E_0M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't. My granny had me well warned that you need a good memory to be a good liar and mines is shocking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you. "

Porkies!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Nah me lie never.

Right im off out with Harry Styles and Ed Sheeran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course not.

I've always lived in a cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to seem interesting or make conversation but to save feelings. That's the only time a lie will slip out and they're superficial lies to strangers that show their interest but it's not reciprocated.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

Porkies! "

No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Do you ever spin massive porkies just to seem interesting or make conversation?"

It's worked for 25 years so far

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Liar - Queen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU7rqB9E_0M"

Yes! Enjoy my ear worm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah me lie never.

Right im off out with Harry Styles and Ed Sheeran "

Scratch what I said before, I'd lie to pretend I wasn't doing that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummmm, for those who have read my comments will know I'm genuine.. I speak my mind and not affraid of people's reactions or thoughts about what I say. I speak the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But some of YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

Porkies!

No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.

It's what i deserved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

Porkies!

No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.

Good ol’ Annie Wilkes.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Ummmm, for those who have read my comments will know I'm genuine.. I speak my mind and not affraid of people's reactions or thoughts about what I say. I speak the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But some of YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

You cant be that vain?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We only have your typed words that that is the truth. It could be a very elaborate lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So. Want. To. Make. A. Joke. About. The. Oath. Line. You. Just. Quoted.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

Porkies!

No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.

It's what i deserved. "

Wait until I get the hammer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only have your typed words that that is the truth. It could be a very elaborate lie.

Oooooohhhh... Could be.... Just have to take my typed word for it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

Porkies!

No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.

It's what i deserved.

Wait until I get the hammer...

Castrate him!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

Porkies!

No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.

It's what i deserved.

Wait until I get the hammer...

Castrate him!

I haven't had my pole dance yet.

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

I haven't told a lie since I was a colonel in the SAS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

Porkies!

No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.

It's what i deserved.

Wait until I get the hammer...

Castrate him!

I haven't had my pole dance yet."

Well it is May

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Liar - Queen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU7rqB9E_0M"

Choon! Back when Queen were great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liar - Queen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU7rqB9E_0M

Choon! Back when Queen were great."

Where great? They will live on forever as greats!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

Porkies!

No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.

It's what i deserved.

Wait until I get the hammer...

Castrate him!

I haven't had my pole dance yet."

I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

" Do you ever spin massive porkies just to seem interesting or make conversation?"

Nah, I don't do lies

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Never .

I’m very blunt . Don’t lie and hate liars .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. That would be incredibly sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

Porkies!

No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.

It's what i deserved.

Wait until I get the hammer...

Castrate him!

I haven't had my pole dance yet.

I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year."

At least to sound feasible Clem

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

Porkies!

No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.

It's what i deserved.

Wait until I get the hammer...

Castrate him!

I haven't had my pole dance yet.

I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.

At least to sound feasible Clem

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldnt lie to save my life..

Good job its been interesting enough without the need for all that fibbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldnt lie to save my life..

Good job its been interesting enough without the need for all that fibbing

So if I held you over a cliff and said I'll drop you if you don't lie to me. You couldn't do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.

I fancy you, Clem. Interested?

I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.

Porkies!

No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.

It's what i deserved.

Wait until I get the hammer...

Castrate him!

I haven't had my pole dance yet.

I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.

At least to sound feasible Clem

Really?

Who nicked me try?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.

At least to sound feasible Clem

Really?

Who nicked me try?

Some will steal anything these days.

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Oh i have plenty of stories to tell! Sailing across the indian ocean on a plank of wood with a vicar and rock band is one of them. As zany bullcrap that sounds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most do on here to get what they want i think

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"most do on here to get what they want i think"

I don't think that's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"most do on here to get what they want i think

I don't think that's true. "

Neither do I. Some might.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.

At least to sound feasible Clem

Really?

Who nicked me try?

Some will steal anything these days."

I know I put it in there.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I actually invented Belgian Mustard, it never made it onto the shelves though as we couldn't raise enough phlegm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Do you ever spin massive porkies just to seem interesting or make conversation?"

Thats the definition a of pathological liar

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.

At least to sound feasible Clem

Really?

Who nicked me try?

Some will steal anything these days.

I know I put it in there. "

I could have sworn I put the mango in the fridge but it wasn't there.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.

At least to sound feasible Clem

Really?

Who nicked me try?

Some will steal anything these days.

I know I put it in there.

I could have sworn I put the mango in the fridge but it wasn't there. "

What! Some fecker stole your fridge

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.

At least to sound feasible Clem

Really?

Who nicked me try?

Some will steal anything these days.

I know I put it in there.

I could have sworn I put the mango in the fridge but it wasn't there.

What! Some fecker stole your fridge

I hope not. I think I may have left my credit cards in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.

At least to sound feasible Clem

Really?

Who nicked me try?

Some will steal anything these days.

I know I put it in there.

I could have sworn I put the mango in the fridge but it wasn't there.

What! Some fecker stole your fridge

Think yourselves lucky, somebody came round here and nicked the beer out of my glass

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My memory is shit.

I can't remember half the things I've actually done, without trying to remember made up stuff!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.

At least to sound feasible Clem

Really?

Who nicked me try?

Some will steal anything these days.

I know I put it in there.

I could have sworn I put the mango in the fridge but it wasn't there.

What! Some fecker stole your fridge

I hope not. I think I may have left my credit cards in it.

Ah, it all makes sense now. You have obviously overspent and are looking for a cool off period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

My memory is shit.

I can't remember half the things I've actually done, without trying to remember made up stuff! "

I bet mine is shitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

My memory is shit.

I can't remember half the things I've actually done, without trying to remember made up stuff!

I bet mine is shitter."

You’re a big shitter. You shit it right out the park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

My memory is shit.

I can't remember half the things I've actually done, without trying to remember made up stuff!

I bet mine is shitter.

You’re a big shitter. You shit it right out the park.

I shit you not !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

My memory is shit.

I can't remember half the things I've actually done, without trying to remember made up stuff!

I bet mine is shitter.

You’re a big shitter. You shit it right out the park.

I shit you not !

You’re a shit with all the boys! Top of the shit parade!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No never! That's God honest truth. I always tell the truth, the honest truth, the God honest truth on here.

I love your hair op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

My memory is shit.

I can't remember half the things I've actually done, without trying to remember made up stuff! "

Exactly this

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

No, but I will next time someone is boring me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but considering it to hopefully improve my chances of a meet!

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