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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don’t feel low. Be happy and sing. Sing this. It was by George Formby in 1933.

“

Now, I know I'm not handsome

No good looks or wealth

But the girls I chase say my plain face

Will compromise their health

Now, I know fellahs worse than me

Bow-legged and boss-eyed

Walking out with lovely women

Clinging to their side

Now, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Look at Empress Josephine

The most attractive woman that ever was seen

Yet Napoleon, short and fat

Captivates a lovely looking girl like that

Now, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me

Last night I went out walking

My intentions were to click

But the sights I saw while walking out

They nearly made me sick

I saw a lot of lovely girls

Attractive little dears

Arm in arm with ugly men

With cauliflower ears

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

What can the attraction be

That's the thing that always starts to worry me

Although I haven't got a bean

I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me

Now, I went on my holidays

Down to the gay seaside

I saw a lot of things there

Being hidden by the tide

The way the women jumped around

The men there in the sea

Made me think that there

Is still a good chance left for me

'Cause if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Of all the shapes and sizes there

I've got a chance of clicking yet, I do declare

Oh, I don't want to be a nark

I saw a lot of things below the water mark

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Take Lord Nelson with one limb

Lady William Hamilton, she fell for him

With one eye and one arm gone west

She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest

Well, if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me, hey-hey

Why don't women like me?”

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

But I haven't got a ukulele

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"But I haven't got a ukulele "
you could improvise

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Sounds like it wos almost ritton about me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Granddad used to tell me that George Formby was actually his godfather. I don't know whether to believe him or not. I do tend to lean towards thinking he was telling porkie pies because he also claimed to know Johnny Wilkinson. Either it's true or he was just winding me up. I'm going for the latter.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"But I haven't got a ukulele you could improvise "

That could be painful though if I snap a string

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Sounds like it wos almost ritton about me lol "

Nah, this ones for you. It’s called ‘Swimmin with the Wimmin’ by George Formby

There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found

Some play golf or tennis, others like to take a rest

But here’s the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best.When I go swimin with the wimmin , ee I do have a real good timeBobbing up and down in the water, it comes just below my Mason Dixie lineTo see the ladies do their exercises,You wouldn't think that half of them were slimmingAnd when the girls stand up to sneeze you can see their housemaids kneesIf you go swimmin with the wimmin .Now even when I am at home and working day to dayI always do look forward to my half day holidayThe people don't invite me out, they know my half day's mixedI go out to the baths that day because the bathing's mixed.And I go swimmin' with the wimmin' and I do have a real good timeI go bobbing up and down in the water, with a pretty girl whose name is Adeline.You ought to see her latest bathing costumeIt's nothing but a little bit of trimmingAnd what I took to be her face turned out to be a different placeWhen I went swimmin' with the wimnin'.One day I went in with some of my relationsAnd someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim inHe came up gasping for his breath and shouted "What a lovely deathTo die when swimmin' with the wimmin''.Once I went swimmin' with the wimmin' and I did feel a big soft thingA woman went and fainted in the waterAnd where she disappeared it left a ringSo I jumped in with nearly all my clothes onAnd swam until my eyesight started dimmingAnd after fighting for my life I found I'd gon

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"My Granddad used to tell me that George Formby was actually his godfather. I don't know whether to believe him or not. I do tend to lean towards thinking he was telling porkie pies because he also claimed to know Johnny Wilkinson. Either it's true or he was just winding me up. I'm going for the latter."
be cool if he had been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Granddad used to tell me that George Formby was actually his godfather. I don't know whether to believe him or not. I do tend to lean towards thinking he was telling porkie pies because he also claimed to know Johnny Wilkinson. Either it's true or he was just winding me up. I'm going for the latter. be cool if he had been! "

It would. I don't know, maybe he is telling the truth. He always seemed quite serious about it.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Sounds like it wos almost ritton about me lol

Nah, this ones for you. It’s called ‘Swimmin with the Wimmin’ by George Formby

There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found

Some play golf or tennis, others like to take a rest

But here’s the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best.When I go swimin with the wimmin , ee I do have a real good timeBobbing up and down in the water, it comes just below my Mason Dixie lineTo see the ladies do their exercises,You wouldn't think that half of them were slimmingAnd when the girls stand up to sneeze you can see their housemaids kneesIf you go swimmin with the wimmin .Now even when I am at home and working day to dayI always do look forward to my half day holidayThe people don't invite me out, they know my half day's mixedI go out to the baths that day because the bathing's mixed.And I go swimmin' with the wimmin' and I do have a real good timeI go bobbing up and down in the water, with a pretty girl whose name is Adeline.You ought to see her latest bathing costumeIt's nothing but a little bit of trimmingAnd what I took to be her face turned out to be a different placeWhen I went swimmin' with the wimnin'.One day I went in with some of my relationsAnd someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim inHe came up gasping for his breath and shouted "What a lovely deathTo die when swimmin' with the wimmin''.Once I went swimmin' with the wimmin' and I did feel a big soft thingA woman went and fainted in the waterAnd where she disappeared it left a ringSo I jumped in with nearly all my clothes onAnd swam until my eyesight started dimmingAnd after fighting for my life I found I'd gon"

I don't get all that 1.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Sounds like it wos almost ritton about me lol

Nah, this ones for you. It’s called ‘Swimmin with the Wimmin’ by George Formby

There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found

Some play golf or tennis, others like to take a rest

But here’s the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best.When I go swimin with the wimmin , ee I do have a real good timeBobbing up and down in the water, it comes just below my Mason Dixie lineTo see the ladies do their exercises,You wouldn't think that half of them were slimmingAnd when the girls stand up to sneeze you can see their housemaids kneesIf you go swimmin with the wimmin .Now even when I am at home and working day to dayI always do look forward to my half day holidayThe people don't invite me out, they know my half day's mixedI go out to the baths that day because the bathing's mixed.And I go swimmin' with the wimmin' and I do have a real good timeI go bobbing up and down in the water, with a pretty girl whose name is Adeline.You ought to see her latest bathing costumeIt's nothing but a little bit of trimmingAnd what I took to be her face turned out to be a different placeWhen I went swimmin' with the wimnin'.One day I went in with some of my relationsAnd someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim inHe came up gasping for his breath and shouted "What a lovely deathTo die when swimmin' with the wimmin''.Once I went swimmin' with the wimmin' and I did feel a big soft thingA woman went and fainted in the waterAnd where she disappeared it left a ringSo I jumped in with nearly all my clothes onAnd swam until my eyesight started dimmingAnd after fighting for my life I found I'd gon

I don't get all that 1."

It’s got the word ‘seaside’ in it. Best I could do, mate

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Sounds like it wos almost ritton about me lol

Nah, this ones for you. It’s called ‘Swimmin with the Wimmin’ by George Formby

There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found

Some play golf or tennis, others like to take a rest

But here’s the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best.When I go swimin with the wimmin , ee I do have a real good timeBobbing up and down in the water, it comes just below my Mason Dixie lineTo see the ladies do their exercises,You wouldn't think that half of them were slimmingAnd when the girls stand up to sneeze you can see their housemaids kneesIf you go swimmin with the wimmin .Now even when I am at home and working day to dayI always do look forward to my half day holidayThe people don't invite me out, they know my half day's mixedI go out to the baths that day because the bathing's mixed.And I go swimmin' with the wimmin' and I do have a real good timeI go bobbing up and down in the water, with a pretty girl whose name is Adeline.You ought to see her latest bathing costumeIt's nothing but a little bit of trimmingAnd what I took to be her face turned out to be a different placeWhen I went swimmin' with the wimnin'.One day I went in with some of my relationsAnd someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim inHe came up gasping for his breath and shouted "What a lovely deathTo die when swimmin' with the wimmin''.Once I went swimmin' with the wimmin' and I did feel a big soft thingA woman went and fainted in the waterAnd where she disappeared it left a ringSo I jumped in with nearly all my clothes onAnd swam until my eyesight started dimmingAnd after fighting for my life I found I'd gon

I don't get all that 1.

It’s got the word ‘seaside’ in it. Best I could do, mate "

R ok lol

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