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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sod kiss hug say nice things about the person above...

Let’s do the opposite

Starting with me

What don’t you like about the person above, be creative!!!

And if you join no complaining you can’t comment then take offence lol

Best of luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the bloody inquisitive threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is too bloody good looking ! I look like a a failure next to him ! Hate him but secretly love him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't going to end well!

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

He makes that shower cubicle look untidy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Messy knickers god sake you’ll need plenty of vanish to remove those stains

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"He makes that shower cubicle look untidy. "

Skid marks on her white knickers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up yours!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Up yours!"

...yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up yours!

...yes please! "

For fuck same woman, can't you follow the rules of the game???

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Up yours!

...yes please!

For fuck same woman, can't you follow the rules of the game??? "

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up yours!

...yes please!

For fuck same woman, can't you follow the rules of the game???

No! "

Ass....arse... same size doll so irrelevant x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice but dim

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Quilted wet-lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowflake

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Shitty brown shower tiles? Really? Let the 70s go. Live in the now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will never Insult anyone it not my cup of tea but they like insulting me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Job pissed and too lazy to have a proper relationship.

Try harder will you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a nice couple that all i say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should have gone to spec savers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have gone to spec savers "
i do haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have gone to spec savers i do haha"

Insults people in the style of Mother Theresa. Jesus man, make an effort will you!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"Should have gone to spec savers i do haha

Insults people in the style of Mother Theresa. Jesus man, make an effort will you! "

Call those tits?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have gone to spec savers i do haha

Insults people in the style of Mother Theresa. Jesus man, make an effort will you!

Call those tits?! "

Face like a melted welly, no wonder she hides it!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Should have gone to spec savers i do haha

Insults people in the style of Mother Theresa. Jesus man, make an effort will you!

Call those tits?!

Face like a melted welly, no wonder she hides it! "

Whereas your face was a replica of a badger's arse!

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

47 looking to play with 35 year olds get real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"47 looking to play with 35 year olds get real "

Looking to meet people up to 99. Eeeewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have gone to spec savers i do haha

Insults people in the style of Mother Theresa. Jesus man, make an effort will you! "
no thanks mr and mrs rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look like Roy croppers pedo older brother.

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford


"Look like Roy croppers pedo older brother."

Your photo is bland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look like Roy croppers pedo older brother.

Your photo is bland "

Well the pics are to good to insult so suppose it will have to be southern softie

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Look like Roy croppers pedo older brother.

Your photo is bland

Well the pics are to good to insult so suppose it will have to be southern softie"

Yawn...did you say something?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look like Roy croppers pedo older brother.

Your photo is bland

Well the pics are to good to insult so suppose it will have to be southern softie"

Too many 7s in username it's 777!! Those of you who like Danzig will know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is that a leak between your legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a leak between your legs?"

No I'm just pleased to see you lol. How's it going in farrrmerrr laaaannnd? Pint o ciderrr!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/05/18 21:33:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pulled his finger and nothing happened...he's a fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a leak between your legs?

No I'm just pleased to see you lol. How's it going in farrrmerrr laaaannnd? Pint o ciderrr!! "

Stripse in the background makin me too dizzy to read it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Creased blue trousers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dirty cum slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke in a frock

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Bloke in a frock

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He is Donald Trumps biggest fan.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Bloke in a frock

He is Donald Trumps biggest fan."

He's got a long

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Profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has nice boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a leak between your legs?

No I'm just pleased to see you lol. How's it going in farrrmerrr laaaannnd? Pint o ciderrr!!

Stripse in the background makin me too dizzy to read it"

It's in Millennium Stadium. Where the Rugby teams get interviewed. Had AAA pass when I worked the Beyonce concert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She has nice boobs

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You can't have a beard and be fabulou!? Just can't!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Welsh what an you say?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like big mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like big mo "

Vest is too tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge"

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out. "

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

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That? from someone in Pink shoes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

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Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others)."

...mutton dressed as lamb..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).

...mutton dressed as lamb.. "

Terrible Nun.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).

...mutton dressed as lamb..

Terrible Nun. "

Getting none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyslexic librarians

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dyslexic librarians"

Prefer Lancashire anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).

...mutton dressed as lamb.. "

Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).

...mutton dressed as lamb..

Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton. "

Crikey don't she go on

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In a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).

...mutton dressed as lamb..

Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton.

Crikey don't she go on

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In a good way

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more Paul O'Grady than 50 shades lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).

...mutton dressed as lamb..

Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton.

Crikey don't she go on

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In a good way

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He's the kind of fool that lays in bed fingering chords,when he's got the most beautiful lady next to him,crying out for some attentions from those fingers.

She's the kind of fool that will let him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).

...mutton dressed as lamb..

Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton.

Crikey don't she go on

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In a good way

He's the kind of fool that lays in bed fingering chords,when he's got the most beautiful lady next to him,crying out for some attentions from those fingers.

She's the kind of fool that will let him."
dude looks like a lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck I love this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).

...mutton dressed as lamb..

Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton.

Crikey don't she go on

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In a good way

He's the kind of fool that lays in bed fingering chords,when he's got the most beautiful lady next to him,crying out for some attentions from those fingers.

She's the kind of fool that will let him.dude looks like a lady"

Dude looks like a bit of a jerk off.

( well, you chose those pics).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge

At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.

Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s

Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).

...mutton dressed as lamb..

Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton.

Crikey don't she go on

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In a good way

He's the kind of fool that lays in bed fingering chords,when he's got the most beautiful lady next to him,crying out for some attentions from those fingers.

She's the kind of fool that will let him.dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a bit of a jerk off.

( well, you chose those pics)."

Lady looks like a dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't know how to take a body pic. Step away from the camera, you'll get more in!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Doesn't know how to take a body pic. Step away from the camera, you'll get more in! "
Clearly def, she can't hear the smoke alarm... Or nick the battery for a toy...

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Doesn't know how to take a body pic. Step away from the camera, you'll get more in! Clearly def, she can't hear the smoke alarm... Or nick the battery for a toy..."

Live too far away, beautiful couple teasing us from across the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't know how to take a body pic. Step away from the camera, you'll get more in! Clearly def, she can't hear the smoke alarm... Or nick the battery for a toy...

Live too far away, beautiful couple teasing us from across the water "
the cyberman is sexier than him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't know how to take a body pic. Step away from the camera, you'll get more in! Clearly def, she can't hear the smoke alarm... Or nick the battery for a toy...

Live too far away, beautiful couple teasing us from across the water the cyberman is sexier than him lol"

The broken slide is a better ride in the park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't know how to take a body pic. Step away from the camera, you'll get more in! Clearly def, she can't hear the smoke alarm... Or nick the battery for a toy...

Live too far away, beautiful couple teasing us from across the water the cyberman is sexier than him lol

The broken slide is a better ride in the park."
u could of hid your cock behind a penny whistle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aren’t you the chap off gogglebox?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Aren’t you the chap off gogglebox?"
last time I saw legs like that, was on a queen Anne dressing table

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol"

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x"

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??"

That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it.

(with my apologies to Dame Edna)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??

That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it.

(with my apologies to Dame Edna) "

I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??

That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it.

(with my apologies to Dame Edna)

I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat.. "

Gent pha pollycock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that LadyQ looks better in stockings than I do.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??

That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it.

(with my apologies to Dame Edna)

I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..

Gent pha pollycock

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Goes by the name Beef stock, or oxo for short. The dirty F'er, Hereford bull naturally

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"I hate that LadyQ looks better in stockings than I do. "

As she said, she's the girl next door, looks just like our neighbour, she's 95

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??

That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it.

(with my apologies to Dame Edna)

I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat.. "

He's got a gym fit body with chiselled pecs and biceps,he's witty, articulate and well turned out (probably smells nice too) and yet,somehow he seems to think that is going to impress anyone,Ha,,,the fool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??

That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it.

(with my apologies to Dame Edna)

I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..

He's got a gym fit body with chiselled pecs and biceps,he's witty, articulate and well turned out (probably smells nice too) and yet,somehow he seems to think that is going to impress anyone,Ha,,,the fool. "

Spot on. Hasn't worked so far.

She thinks that an Indiana Jones style hat is going to bring her adventure and that she'll find a guy who knows where the hidden treasure lurks.

Probably not a fan of snakes either.

One eyed or otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gent on the streets. Total arsehole in private though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gent on the streets. Total arsehole in private though. "

Haha!!

Rooby Dooooo!!

Little too Scrappy and Shaggy for my liking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gent on the streets. Total arsehole in private though.

Haha!!

Rooby Dooooo!!

Little too Scrappy and Shaggy for my liking. "
the suit don't make the man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are you a horse and carriage then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a horse and carriage then?"
come find out and I'll ruin u so good u will go running to a&e for anal stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??"

Lol something about this thread that i like haha

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??

Lol something about this thread that i like haha"
better put that arse away, don't wanna an eclipse happening now do we

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over a year ago


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??

Lol something about this thread that i like haha better put that arse away, don't wanna an eclipse happening now do we"

Lol could say the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??

That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it.

(with my apologies to Dame Edna)

I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..

He's got a gym fit body with chiselled pecs and biceps,he's witty, articulate and well turned out (probably smells nice too) and yet,somehow he seems to think that is going to impress anyone,Ha,,,the fool.

Spot on. Hasn't worked so far.

She thinks that an Indiana Jones style hat is going to bring her adventure and that she'll find a guy who knows where the hidden treasure lurks.

Probably not a fan of snakes either.

One eyed or otherwise. "

When he sees a 'tits out,hat on' picture,he focuses on the hat. A little too much of a gentleman for this site,I think.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??

That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it.

(with my apologies to Dame Edna)

I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..

He's got a gym fit body with chiselled pecs and biceps,he's witty, articulate and well turned out (probably smells nice too) and yet,somehow he seems to think that is going to impress anyone,Ha,,,the fool.

Spot on. Hasn't worked so far.

She thinks that an Indiana Jones style hat is going to bring her adventure and that she'll find a guy who knows where the hidden treasure lurks.

Probably not a fan of snakes either.

One eyed or otherwise.

When he sees a 'tits out,hat on' picture,he focuses on the hat. A little too much of a gentleman for this site,I think. "

With that hat, the 'er indoors quote, here, ladies and gentlemen, is Arthur Daley, or should that be Av a shag daily...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol

Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x

Well I can’t tell if your fake or not!

Lol

Why private images only ashamed??

That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it.

(with my apologies to Dame Edna)

I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..

He's got a gym fit body with chiselled pecs and biceps,he's witty, articulate and well turned out (probably smells nice too) and yet,somehow he seems to think that is going to impress anyone,Ha,,,the fool.

Spot on. Hasn't worked so far.

She thinks that an Indiana Jones style hat is going to bring her adventure and that she'll find a guy who knows where the hidden treasure lurks.

Probably not a fan of snakes either.

One eyed or otherwise.

When he sees a 'tits out,hat on' picture,he focuses on the hat. A little too much of a gentleman for this site,I think.

With that hat, the 'er indoors quote, here, ladies and gentlemen, is Arthur Daley, or should that be Av a shag daily... "

Thought I’d see the wife playing with her G String

Not you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady in red more like Fred the red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady in red more like Fred the red"

Cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady in red more like Fred the red"

Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady in red more like Fred the red

Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich."

Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot.

But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady in red more like Fred the red

Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich.

Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot.

But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off.."

My suit is better than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady in red more like Fred the red

Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich.

Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot.

But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off..

My suit is better than yours "

No my suits better than yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady in red more like Fred the red

Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich.

Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot.

But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off..

My suit is better than yours "

Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.

Double 0 Never Getting A Shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady in red more like Fred the red

Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich.

Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot.

But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off..

My suit is better than yours

Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.

Double 0 Never Getting A Shag. "

Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady in red more like Fred the red

Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich.

Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot.

But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off..

My suit is better than yours

Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.

Double 0 Never Getting A Shag.

Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed! "

A Yorkshire man with funk and soul..

Cum again...

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Lady in red more like Fred the red

Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich.

Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot.

But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off..

My suit is better than yours

Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.

Double 0 Never Getting A Shag.

Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed!

A Yorkshire man with funk and soul..

Cum again..."

Do your pants have C&A in? To make sure they're on the right way round

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Lady in red more like Fred the red

Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich.

Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot.

But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off..

My suit is better than yours

Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.

Double 0 Never Getting A Shag.

Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed!

A Yorkshire man with funk and soul..

Cum again...

Do your pants have C&A in? To make sure they're on the right way round "

Profile reads like 'War and Peace'

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Lady in red more like Fred the red

Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich.

Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot.

But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off..

My suit is better than yours

Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.

Double 0 Never Getting A Shag.

Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed!

A Yorkshire man with funk and soul..

Cum again...

Do your pants have C&A in? To make sure they're on the right way round

Profile reads like 'War and Peace' "

Likes her mind stimulated = loves electric shock therapy

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Lady in red more like Fred the red

Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich.

Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot.

But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off..

My suit is better than yours

Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.

Double 0 Never Getting A Shag.

Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed!

A Yorkshire man with funk and soul..

Cum again...

Do your pants have C&A in? To make sure they're on the right way round

Profile reads like 'War and Peace'

Likes her mind stimulated = loves electric shock therapy "

Yeah babe, I'm seriously kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@ Lisa B- so fucking goodie goodie and nice! Gaaaaa!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"@ Lisa B- so fucking goodie goodie and nice! Gaaaaa! "

...straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not even her lips x

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Nice feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice feet "

You need some of that ink in your beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?"

There once was a lady called Q.

Quite frankly her insults were poo.

Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head,

She dropped her blonde wig down the loo.

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over a year ago


"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?

There once was a lady called Q.

Quite frankly her insults were poo.

Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head,

She dropped her blonde wig down the loo. "

There was a young gent from Northampton

Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on

My poor little dick.

I really feel sick

because yesterday,it got stamped on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?

There once was a lady called Q.

Quite frankly her insults were poo.

Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head,

She dropped her blonde wig down the loo.

There was a young gent from Northampton

Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on

My poor little dick.

I really feel sick

because yesterday,it got stamped on."

There once was a lady called Nasty.

Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly.

But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits,

I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?

There once was a lady called Q.

Quite frankly her insults were poo.

Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head,

She dropped her blonde wig down the loo.

There was a young gent from Northampton

Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on

My poor little dick.

I really feel sick

because yesterday,it got stamped on.

There once was a lady called Nasty.

Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly.

But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits,

I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly. "

There once was a gent on the street,

Who had sexually active feet,

Whilst giving himself a toe wank,

He felt such a plank,

As he timed out his only fab meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?

There once was a lady called Q.

Quite frankly her insults were poo.

Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head,

She dropped her blonde wig down the loo.

There was a young gent from Northampton

Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on

My poor little dick.

I really feel sick

because yesterday,it got stamped on.

There once was a lady called Nasty.

Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly.

But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits,

I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly.

There once was a gent on the street,

Who had sexually active feet,

Whilst giving himself a toe wank,

He felt such a plank,

As he timed out his only fab meet"

A couple of folks known as shadies,

Were hoping to meet a nice ladies.

But they soon got a shock,

When he flopped out a cock,

And they cursed him to heaven and hades...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?

There once was a lady called Q.

Quite frankly her insults were poo.

Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head,

She dropped her blonde wig down the loo.

There was a young gent from Northampton

Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on

My poor little dick.

I really feel sick

because yesterday,it got stamped on.

There once was a lady called Nasty.

Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly.

But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits,

I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly. "

He starts off quite well,full of promise but his endings are,frankly, a bit anticlimactic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?

There once was a lady called Q.

Quite frankly her insults were poo.

Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head,

She dropped her blonde wig down the loo.

There was a young gent from Northampton

Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on

My poor little dick.

I really feel sick

because yesterday,it got stamped on.

There once was a lady called Nasty.

Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly.

But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits,

I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly.

He starts off quite well,full of promise but his endings are,frankly, a bit anticlimactic.

"

Good job we're only talking limericks there.

I shall wait with anticipation for you to reveal your potential.

I'm sure it's hidden somewhere.

I have faith in you poppet.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

He didnt come at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He didnt come at all "

Far too fit. Wore me out. Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?

There once was a lady called Q.

Quite frankly her insults were poo.

Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head,

She dropped her blonde wig down the loo.

There was a young gent from Northampton

Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on

My poor little dick.

I really feel sick

because yesterday,it got stamped on.

There once was a lady called Nasty.

Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly.

But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits,

I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly.

He starts off quite well,full of promise but his endings are,frankly, a bit anticlimactic.

Good job we're only talking limericks there.

I shall wait with anticipation for you to reveal your potential.

I'm sure it's hidden somewhere.

I have faith in you poppet. "

Yes of course,,,the only disappointment is in what trips off your tongue. I'm sure you give satisfaction in all other aspects. Now,,,jump in your extremely fast sports car and come up here and show me what you can do.

(I'll give you 'hidden potential' )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?

There once was a lady called Q.

Quite frankly her insults were poo.

Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head,

She dropped her blonde wig down the loo.

There was a young gent from Northampton

Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on

My poor little dick.

I really feel sick

because yesterday,it got stamped on.

There once was a lady called Nasty.

Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly.

But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits,

I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly.

He starts off quite well,full of promise but his endings are,frankly, a bit anticlimactic.

Good job we're only talking limericks there.

I shall wait with anticipation for you to reveal your potential.

I'm sure it's hidden somewhere.

I have faith in you poppet.

Yes of course,,,the only disappointment is in what trips off your tongue. I'm sure you give satisfaction in all other aspects. Now,,,jump in your extremely fast sports car and come up here and show me what you can do.

(I'll give you 'hidden potential' )"

Haha. i actually did laugh out loud. Bravo.

I'm afraid my tongue piercing may get caught on your nipple and the fire brigade would have a field day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?

There once was a lady called Q.

Quite frankly her insults were poo.

Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head,

She dropped her blonde wig down the loo.

There was a young gent from Northampton

Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on

My poor little dick.

I really feel sick

because yesterday,it got stamped on.

There once was a lady called Nasty.

Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly.

But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits,

I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly.

He starts off quite well,full of promise but his endings are,frankly, a bit anticlimactic.

Good job we're only talking limericks there.

I shall wait with anticipation for you to reveal your potential.

I'm sure it's hidden somewhere.

I have faith in you poppet.

Yes of course,,,the only disappointment is in what trips off your tongue. I'm sure you give satisfaction in all other aspects. Now,,,jump in your extremely fast sports car and come up here and show me what you can do.

(I'll give you 'hidden potential' )

Haha. i actually did laugh out loud. Bravo.

I'm afraid my tongue piercing may get caught on your nipple and the fire brigade would have a field day.

"

I took the nip rigs out,for that very reason actually but I do have other jewellery that may snag a tongue stud,,,not that it's a problem as far as I'm concerned. Anyone going down there had better be prepared to be down there for a long time anyway,,,,that would give the fire fighters some thing to talk about later.

Are you up to a challenge or should I just go straight to the fire station? I do like a man in uniform.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

God don’t she go on and on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God don’t she go on and on"

I never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"God don’t she go on and on

I never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do."

Still pining for Terry McCann and scotch at the Winchester Club XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God don’t she go on and on

I never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do.

Still pining for Terry McCann and scotch at the Winchester Club XX"

I could be so good for you.

X

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"God don’t she go on and on

I never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do.

Still pining for Terry McCann and scotch at the Winchester Club XX

I could be so good for you.

X"

Would sooner you be good TO us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ouch still smarting from the whipping she gave me last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day.

Crazy bastards!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day.

Crazy bastards!! "

In love with himself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day.

Crazy bastards!!

In love with himself.. "

Hey!! That's mean!!

Oh...

err. Lippy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day.

Crazy bastards!!

In love with himself.. "

Bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day.

Crazy bastards!!

In love with himself..

Bi "

Skoda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day.

Crazy bastards!!

In love with himself..

Bi

Skoda. "

Poor man's Rat Pack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day.

Crazy bastards!!

In love with himself..

Bi

Skoda.

Poor man's Rat Pack!"

Hey!! Testy Rosa!! I'll have you know I love my Jack Daniels!! If it was good enough for Frank it was good enough for me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ ."

Learning to lace up his shoes.

Well done buddy. You'll get there.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .

Learning to lace up his shoes.

Well done buddy. You'll get there. "

Looking for a rainy day woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .

Learning to lace up his shoes.

Well done buddy. You'll get there.

Looking for a rainy day woman

"

Is that the only way you can get wet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .

Learning to lace up his shoes.

Well done buddy. You'll get there. "

Haha

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .

Learning to lace up his shoes.

Well done buddy. You'll get there.

Haha "

Not a great ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .

Learning to lace up his shoes.

Well done buddy. You'll get there.

Haha

Not a great ring "

Lionels' muse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .

Learning to lace up his shoes.

Well done buddy. You'll get there.

Haha

Not a great ring "

70 profile pics a day.

Sorry!!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .

Learning to lace up his shoes.

Well done buddy. You'll get there.

Haha

Not a great ring "

Spends a fortune on stockings (4 pairs at a time)

Man o t Street, wife reckon it is when with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bet she got a splinter in here arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

even a hitman wouldnt take you out!.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread"

If the insults you got were spanks, your arse would feel like it is on fire...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stupid thread anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stupid thread anyway"
your thread so maybe your right it is shite but not too seen to impolite I'll add my insult tonight and say your not too bright xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stupid thread anyway"

Yeah, what kind of f*@"in' idiot would start a thread like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread"

Nah..it's rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread

Nah..it's rubbish."
your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread

Nah..it's rubbish.your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off "

But why would she go for a machine that two minutes after you put your pound coin in, it stops just as they start enjoying it. Far better they go for the unlimited two for one deal here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread

Nah..it's rubbish.your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off

But why would she go for a machine that two minutes after you put your pound coin in, it stops just as they start enjoying it. Far better they go for the unlimited two for one deal here"

I agree.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread

Nah..it's rubbish.your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off

But why would she go for a machine that two minutes after you put your pound coin in, it stops just as they start enjoying it. Far better they go for the unlimited two for one deal here

I agree. "

Is that an insult? Wow you are really nice aren't you.

You can keep your hat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread

Nah..it's rubbish.your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off

But why would she go for a machine that two minutes after you put your pound coin in, it stops just as they start enjoying it. Far better they go for the unlimited two for one deal here"
could be worse she could start blowing you and finish of with two stiffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck Florence and the machine anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck Florence and the machine anyway"
bend over bitch and take it like a man lol

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Are you in Hull or Scunthorpe, make your bloody mind up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you in Hull or Scunthorpe, make your bloody mind up. "

Can accom in Carlisle great holiday destination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread

Nah..it's rubbish.your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off

But why would she go for a machine that two minutes after you put your pound coin in, it stops just as they start enjoying it. Far better they go for the unlimited two for one deal here

I agree.

Is that an insult? Wow you are really nice aren't you.

You can keep your hat on"

Wasn't really meant as an insult. But then the guy saying he wanted me to suck him with my hat on wasn't really an insult either.

Me saying "I'm ok for dental floss,thanks",could be construed as an insult.

(Implying that he's got a small penis...for the hard of understanding ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you in Hull or Scunthorpe, make your bloody mind up. "

Floating down the river, maybe?

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Are you in Hull or Scunthorpe, make your bloody mind up.

Can accom in Carlisle great holiday destination

"

It’s definitely overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you in Hull or Scunthorpe, make your bloody mind up.

Can accom in Carlisle great holiday destination

It’s definitely overrated "
rather fuck on the side of a motorway in a car than in carlisle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have to find someone first

Goodluck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not hard as I've heard your the village bike lol

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Not hard as I've heard your the village bike lol"

Speaking of bikes, have you taken the training wheels of yours yet, as we don't think your sore knees are the result of carpet burns

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