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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? " If this is a come on aimed specificly at me. It's working. How did you know? | |||
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"It would be easier to fly  "Oh I hadn't though of that. I think I need to adjust to having wings. | |||
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? If this is a come on aimed specificly at me. It's working. How did you know?" Do you like my spots? *flutters wings. | |||
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other " Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed! | |||
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"Speed = distance over time So, I'll measure my waist, time how long it takes you to crawl around me and et voila! " That doesn't answer my question! I want you to tell me how long it will take  | |||
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed! " If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine... | |||
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed! If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine... " Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer. | |||
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"I'm just here to have my belly tickled by a Rubi ladybird. " Anytime  | |||
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"I'm just here to have my belly tickled by a Rubi ladybird. Anytime "Marvellous  | |||
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed! If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine... Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer. " Incidentally, why is the bit btween a womans chest and hips called a waist? Because evolution could have easily fitted an extra pair of tits in there! Does anyone else know any other jokes that are better said aloud than written down? | |||
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed! If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine... Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer. " Avoid my navel. If you fall in there you're never getting out. | |||
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"Speed = distance over time So, I'll measure my waist, time how long it takes you to crawl around me and et voila! That doesn't answer my question! I want you to tell me how long it will take "Depends if you stop off for a cuppa half way round or not.  | |||
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? " Take all the time u need | |||
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed! If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine... Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer. Incidentally, why is the bit btween a womans chest and hips called a waist? Because evolution could have easily fitted an extra pair of tits in there! Does anyone else know any other jokes that are better said aloud than written down?" What's this? A dead one of those! (I did the hand movements!) | |||
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"I haven't seen a yellow ladybird for ages." Me either! I always think they're just under ripe like tomatoes. | |||
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"At an average walking pace of a lady bird, on a calm day, with a young lady bird, I'd say approximately 2 minutes. " Perfect. I have 2 minutes to spare. | |||
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed! If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine... Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer. Avoid my navel. If you fall in there you're never getting out. " Oh. Are there other ladybirds in there already? | |||
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"Speed = distance over time So, I'll measure my waist, time how long it takes you to crawl around me and et voila! That doesn't answer my question! I want you to tell me how long it will take
Depends if you stop off for a cuppa half way round or not. "Do ladybirds drink tea? | |||
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? Take all the time u need " | |||
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? " s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!  | |||
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view! "I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples? | |||
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"Look it simple equation Very similar to the question how long is a piece of string ? Twice the distance from the centre to one end " I'm even more confused  | |||
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"Ok if I were to tie you up by the waist ..... then remove the said rope / string Divide by x2 Times by 3.14 Tie you back up again just for fun & a touch of kink Then we play a game & forget the equation "Oh. But I'm a ladybird. What games would we play?!? | |||
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"I'd probably flick you away thinking you were a bug."
I actually laughed out loud then! | |||
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"Hide & seek of course I would totally win. " How come ? Firstly your original post Stated if I was shrunk to the size of a lady bird Did you mention that you actually was a ladybird ...... ? | |||
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"Hide & seek of course I would totally win. How come ? Firstly your original post Stated if I was shrunk to the size of a lady bird Did you mention that you actually was a ladybird ...... ? " Well I realised that halfway through but decided to go with it. Ladybirds are pretty. I wouldn't mind being a ladybird. If I had to be a beastie I mean. We can't all be butterflies. | |||
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"At an average walking pace of a lady bird, on a calm day, with a young lady bird, I'd say approximately 2 minutes. Perfect. I have 2 minutes to spare. " Add more time for me as like to provide cold drinks | |||
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!
I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples? "they're amazing - feel free to nibble gently! | |||
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"At an average walking pace of a lady bird, on a calm day, with a young lady bird, I'd say approximately 2 minutes. Perfect. I have 2 minutes to spare. Add more time for me as like to provide cold drinks "Oooh I like a bit of hospitality! | |||
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!
I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples?
they're amazing - feel free to nibble gently!"Do ladybirds have teeth? | |||
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!
I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples?
they're amazing - feel free to nibble gently!
Do ladybirds have teeth?"WELL I guess there's only one way to find out....  | |||
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!
I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples?
they're amazing - feel free to nibble gently!
Do ladybirds have teeth?
WELL I guess there's only one way to find out.... "google? | |||
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"3 hours max lol I do walk slow sometimes. " i see well i would not thank that because u have nice legs and bum i would say | |||
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!
I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples?
they're amazing - feel free to nibble gently!
Do ladybirds have teeth?
WELL I guess there's only one way to find out.... google?"yeah that. I don't think Chandler covered insectoid mandibles. | |||
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed! If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine... Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer. Avoid my navel. If you fall in there you're never getting out. Oh. Are there other ladybirds in there already? " Might be some pubic lice | |||
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"3 hours max lol I do walk slow sometimes. i see well i would not thank that because u have nice legs and bum i would say "thanks | |||
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed! If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine... Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer. Avoid my navel. If you fall in there you're never getting out. Oh. Are there other ladybirds in there already? Might be some pubic lice " | |||
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"At an average walking pace of a lady bird, on a calm day, with a young lady bird, I'd say approximately 2 minutes. Perfect. I have 2 minutes to spare. Add more time for me as like to provide cold drinks
Oooh I like a bit of hospitality!"Moi like Hotel california welcome to stay never to leave  | |||
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"At an average walking pace of a lady bird, on a calm day, with a young lady bird, I'd say approximately 2 minutes. Perfect. I have 2 minutes to spare. Add more time for me as like to provide cold drinks
Oooh I like a bit of hospitality!
Moi like Hotel california welcome to stay never to leave " | |||
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