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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes,I hate the word.

I've been messaged by an 18 year old guy, saying he loves milfs and would like to meet me.I was a bit shocked that I qualified at 35, or am I on a slippery slope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes,I hate the word.

I've been messaged by an 18 year old guy, saying he loves milfs and would like to meet me.I was a bit shocked that I qualified at 35, or am I on a slippery slope "

Oh the inexorable creep of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt matter what age you are as long as you are a mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here for the milf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf

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By *inkycouplespainCouple
over a year ago

Malaga Spain but sometimes Manchester and


"Yes,I hate the word.

I've been messaged by an 18 year old guy, saying he loves milfs and would like to meet me.I was a bit shocked that I qualified at 35, or am I on a slippery slope "

I was a Gilf at 45

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf "

I'm not a mum, hot or otherwise. As I say, I don't like the expression but it could at least be biologically accurate!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf

I'm not a mum, hot or otherwise. As I say, I don't like the expression but it could at least be biologically accurate! "

So even though I'm not a dad can I be a dilf at 41

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf

I'm not a mum, hot or otherwise. As I say, I don't like the expression but it could at least be biologically accurate! "

Then message back and put him straight...

American porn has a lot to answer for on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes,I hate the word.

I've been messaged by an 18 year old guy, saying he loves milfs and would like to meet me.I was a bit shocked that I qualified at 35, or am I on a slippery slope

I was a Gilf at 45 "

I was a 'g' at 40, not sure about the 'ilf' though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if he used Cougar!

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Men in their forties call me a MILF

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By *aggie and DanCouple
over a year ago

Swansea


"Yes,I hate the word.

I've been messaged by an 18 year old guy, saying he loves milfs and would like to meet me.I was a bit shocked that I qualified at 35, or am I on a slippery slope "

My hubs has called me a MILF since I hit 40. He was always into his girlfriend's mums (the attractive ones) when he was growing up-take it as a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He means it as compliment, take it as one. Maybe he’s not for you but we all like a bit of attention, personally I love a milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf

I'm not a mum, hot or otherwise. As I say, I don't like the expression but it could at least be biologically accurate! "

Ok, you're not a mom...but he might have not known that...but you're hot and sexy...so how about being an "ilf"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman can be a mother well below the age of 35.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men in their forties call me a MILF "

That's a bit

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

Yeah... I was surprised when I was teaching in schools about 6-7 years ago...

One day the kids (roughly 14 years old) were all talking about Celebrity Milfs they liked... and they were all around my age... 25-30

Obviously I couldn’t join in... but it was a really funny conversation to overhear... and much better than hearing them talk about drugs and smoking and all that jazz

I suppose if you’re old enough to be a mum, you’re old enough to be a milf...

I still think, for me, milfs are 40+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He means it as compliment, take it as one. Maybe he’s not for you but we all like a bit of attention, personally I love a milf "

I wouldn't see it as a compliment tbh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age makes no diff if u r a mum u can be a milf if ya not a mum then u would be a wilf

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Yes,I hate the word.

I've been messaged by an 18 year old guy, saying he loves milfs and would like to meet me.I was a bit shocked that I qualified at 35, or am I on a slippery slope "

To qualify... you need to be a Mum that I'd Like to Fuck.

It's age isn't relevant, just motherhood and your own personal worthiness of a jolly good rodgering.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf

I'm not a mum, hot or otherwise. As I say, I don't like the expression but it could at least be biologically accurate!

Ok, you're not a mom...but he might have not known that...but you're hot and sexy...so how about being an "ilf" "

Well I may not be a mum, but I'm still a woman ....so call me WILF

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf

I'm not a mum, hot or otherwise. As I say, I don't like the expression but it could at least be biologically accurate!

Ok, you're not a mom...but he might have not known that...but you're hot and sexy...so how about being an "ilf"

Well I may not be a mum, but I'm still a woman ....so call me WILF "

Hi WILF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But hard to be anything with such blatantly faked pics, but that’s just my two cents! C x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf

I'm not a mum, hot or otherwise. As I say, I don't like the expression but it could at least be biologically accurate!

Then message back and put him straight...

American porn has a lot to answer for on here"

Yes its all a bit 'Stacey's Mom' I did put him right but I don't particularly take it as a compliment because of the milf porn connotations.But I suppose he's young and I should be more tolerant x

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford

I’ve always regarded the term correctly used by a man when referring to a woman who is ‘potentially’ old enough to be his mum?

I’m personally not bothered by labels. Everyone has a different perception.

It’s more to do with the sentiment behind it for me.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I think today's common usage of MILF is a sexy confident woman - mother or not - who has moved beyond being just a young clubbing-type girlie and who seems to know what she likes and wants - which is VERY attractive.

It's very much a compliment. But if you don't like it, you don't like it.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"But hard to be anything with such blatantly faked pics, but that’s just my two cents! C x"

Lol

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Yes,I hate the word.

I've been messaged by an 18 year old guy, saying he loves milfs and would like to meet me.I was a bit shocked that I qualified at 35, or am I on a slippery slope "

I guess as soon as you have kids. Technically your a milf so I wouldn’t say it’s a age thing.

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By *ipplebarnyMan
over a year ago

milton keynes


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf

I'm not a mum, hot or otherwise. As I say, I don't like the expression but it could at least be biologically accurate! "

But your are rather gorgeous love your profile pics wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sigh*

No wonder single males get a bad rap here C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf

I'm not a mum, hot or otherwise. As I say, I don't like the expression but it could at least be biologically accurate!

Ok, you're not a mom...but he might have not known that...but you're hot and sexy...so how about being an "ilf"

Well I may not be a mum, but I'm still a woman ....so call me WILF "

How about LILF? As a LadyILF?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

The Onion carried out a survey and apparently less than 65% of MILF Porn actresses are actually Mothers! It’s a bloody scandal!

He’s 18, his entire sexual reference is online porn, older brothers or his mates. The porn catagory ‘MILF’ for him is hot older women that don’t fall into the categories of Cougar, Mature, GILF, Granny, Wives etc. He doesn’t care that you aren’t actually a Mother, you represent the hot women he looks for and wanks over in his porn bookmarks. It’s a complimentary title in his world.

A x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Onion carried out a survey and apparently less than 65% of MILF Porn actresses are actually Mothers! It’s a bloody scandal "

Not all porn is genuine You mean those women weren't really christened Brandi or Foxii and so on??? This world today!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf

I'm not a mum, hot or otherwise. As I say, I don't like the expression but it could at least be biologically accurate!

Ok, you're not a mom...but he might have not known that...but you're hot and sexy...so how about being an "ilf"

Well I may not be a mum, but I'm still a woman ....so call me WILF

How about LILF? As a LadyILF? "

What’s wrong with Wild?

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By *osmicsMan
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf "

Yes, or a Ggilf

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I think today's common usage of MILF is a sexy confident woman - mother or not - who has moved beyond being just a young clubbing-type girlie and who seems to know what she likes and wants - which is VERY attractive.

It's very much a compliment. But if you don't like it, you don't like it."

The ladies that attend our MILF Monday event are a range of ages & different categories of motherhood - and I think this is a pretty good summary of how it is seen. It’s a much nicer, less predatory term than ‘cougar’ and covers an age range that is older than your teen / early 20’s girls.

And is definitely better than being called ‘middle aged’ or ‘older woman’

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By *expertMan
over a year ago

luton

Lol I always thought it stood for “Man I Love Fanny”. Well that’s my interpretation ??

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf

I'm not a mum, hot or otherwise. As I say, I don't like the expression but it could at least be biologically accurate!

Ok, you're not a mom...but he might have not known that...but you're hot and sexy...so how about being an "ilf"

Well I may not be a mum, but I'm still a woman ....so call me WILF

How about LILF? As a LadyILF?

What’s wrong with Wild?"

Wilf !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sigh*

No wonder single males get a bad rap here C x"

Did someone say something? I was listening to my Will Smith CD.

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yes... Your definaley old however still passable for sometime yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love robot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Onion carried out a survey and apparently less than 65% of MILF Porn actresses are actually Mothers! It’s a bloody scandal

Not all porn is genuine You mean those women weren't really christened Brandi or Foxii and so on??? This world today! "

Shocking isn't it! I don't think MILF has ever been used as a derogatory term, more a compliment, but clearly some don't like it. Much like babe, hun etc. I once got called a DILF, which made me squirm a little and not in a good way as it was one of my daughters old schoolfriends..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sigh*

No wonder single males get a bad rap here C x

Did someone say something? I was listening to my Will Smith CD."

Will Smith isn’t bad rap you take that back! In fact if you don’t listen to at least one will Smith song when the suns out you’re doing it wrong! (Usually Miami for me!)

But single males who like faked pictures that aren’t even real... now THATS bad lol C x

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester


"A woman can be a mother well below the age of 35. "

I was 17!

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester


"But hard to be anything with such blatantly faked pics, but that’s just my two cents! C x"

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Nothing wrong with any of the terms!

If you don’t like it message back and tell him or block

Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am 41,I've had a fair few younger people call me a milf. ...doesn't bother me at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are a hot mum then surely that makes you a milf? At least he didn't call you a gilf "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Yes,I hate the word.

I've been messaged by an 18 year old guy, saying he loves milfs and would like to meet me.I was a bit shocked that I qualified at 35, or am I on a slippery slope "

Beware, starting threads about the content of a private message is not allowed in the forums rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get called a MILF and I don’t even have children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get called a MILF and I don’t even have children. "

The M stands for Minx in your case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesnt matter what age you are as long as you are a mum"

I've been called one and I'm not a fecking mother !!

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