FabSwingers.com forum: The worst "Ive just treated myself to?"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have just got back from the supermarket and treated myself to a new saucepan.

Then I thought "Really?"

Whatever happened to a bottle of plonk or a new shirt?

So .... What's your most recent rubbish self treat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New tea towels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New door mat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new wallpapering brush XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flamenco skirt which I bought about 10 years ago and have yet to wear (from memory, cost about £180)

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

New tape measures

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"A flamenco skirt which I bought about 10 years ago and have yet to wear (from memory, cost about £180)"

Put it on for us and give us a twirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new set of diamond tipped hole cutters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mitts for drying my dog , bought yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds more exciting than my usual shopping list. Sod it I'm going to treat Kelby and myself to something nicer than a saucepan over the weekend. Maybe some new oven gloves or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brought myself a water filter Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabin case for short trips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought myself one of those insulated cork covered mugs to keep my drinks hot.What a load of rubbish it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new set of diamond tipped hole cutters"

My eyes lit up for a very split second there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An egg slicer ... Doesn't even bloody slice eggs!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

I treat myself to a wee at work occasionally

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

A can opener and it don't work haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was probably a little bit more excited about the socks I bought the other day, than a man should be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kettle

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Some aftershave I really should have sniff tested first.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Booking an oven clean so I don’t have to do it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me smile, some funny items you guys get excited over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of mens trainers. I've got big feet and tesco had no 9s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New work uniform ? How sad is that it’s not even flattering ( pics on pm request )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A non drip paint roller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake and custard. Due to a healthier lifestyle, low sugar, low sodium/salt. When I eat treats I can literally taste the amount of sugar or salt they put into these things. So nostalgic treats are no more for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crochet/knitting loop markers.

Sounds really exciting....but it's not. They just look like safety pins but are plastic

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

A comb for the cat

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

"Booking an oven clean so I don’t have to do it myself"

Good call well worth the money with the right company!

Have had it done twice ends up like new!!!

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

I bought a really good pair of Scissors last week...

Sturdy, lots of uses, a bit like Swiss Army... Scissors...

I’m fucking living the dream over here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I was looking at a new laptop. It was beautiful! Specced to the max and obscenely expensive. I could chuck it on the office expenses I reckon. But I walked away and in to sainsburys instead and treated myself to a new non stick frying pan. It's really deep and has a lid and...

Oh god. What happened to me?!

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By *inful WifeWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

A pedal bin for the utility room. No idea why.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cycle bag - Can't fit all my food in it. It's going back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing machine limescale remover. Oh the excitement !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new Vacuum- I was so excited

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A railcard

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I recently bought a griddle pan. I can now fry food and get those fancy lines on my cheese...

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Booking an oven clean so I don’t have to do it myself

Good call well worth the money with the right company!

Have had it done twice ends up like new!!!"

I hope so!

Although if I wasn’t such a lazy biatch, I could have done it myself and spent the money on something fun!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

A bottle of Morgan's....actually scrap that, that's quite a good buy. I did buy a bag of ice too, so I didn't have the arduous task of putting an ice cube tray in the freezer. That count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me 2 Hoover's. The hubby new power tools. I needed the hoover and he always buys power tools for his job.

Not boring bought a glass dildo, fleshlight and a butt plug lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cordless drill to replace my 1993 model!

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

The last Jedi Blu-ray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Razor blades for my flat cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Booking an oven clean so I don’t have to do it myself

Good call well worth the money with the right company!

Have had it done twice ends up like new!!!

I hope so!

Although if I wasn’t such a lazy biatch, I could have done it myself and spent the money on something fun!"

Nooo! Not lazy. Cleaning the oven is one of the worst jobs. I'm getting in the professionals next time. My arms are too short and my boobs get in the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Booking an oven clean so I don’t have to do it myself

Good call well worth the money with the right company!

Have had it done twice ends up like new!!!

I hope so!

Although if I wasn’t such a lazy biatch, I could have done it myself and spent the money on something fun!"

Honestly you really can do it yourself.

Astonish oven cleaner, rubber gloves, a blade and scrubbing pads, that's all the professionals would use anyway. £4 in products and you're literally paying the rest for someone else's elbow grease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Booking an oven clean so I don’t have to do it myself

Good call well worth the money with the right company!

Have had it done twice ends up like new!!!

I hope so!

Although if I wasn’t such a lazy biatch, I could have done it myself and spent the money on something fun!

Honestly you really can do it yourself.

Astonish oven cleaner, rubber gloves, a blade and scrubbing pads, that's all the professionals would use anyway. £4 in products and you're literally paying the rest for someone else's elbow grease. "

Pro's normally use caustic soda hot solution for the racks and caustic soda based oven cleaner for the inside. Its nasty stuff hubby cleans mine and we get told to leave the kitchen

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

New washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Coloured clothes pegs shaped like butterflies.

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