FabSwingers.com forum: Best chat up line you have said or recieved..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hunnys and mandem what is the best chat up line you have ever said or heard??

It can be face to face or by message...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ve replaced “it puts the lotion on its body” with “is it safe?.....is it safe?....”

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

“Fancy a fuck” usually works for me

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Do you have a pencil? I'd like to erase your past and rewrite our future"

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

My cocks just died can i bury it inside you.

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Fancy a fuck” usually works for me "

Not with me it didnt

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By *oTouchPleaseAndTeaseMan
over a year ago

Harlow

A received line

Said to me on a summer holiday way back in the day

"You look like..... (a well know actor from action pics amongst others - very Risky ! "

I answered "do you like said actor"

"Aye" came the response

Then 2 weeks worth of holiday fun !

Still get the comment occasionally today - but can't see it myself !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you have a pencil? I'd like to erase your past and rewrite our future"

So how badly did you cringe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were words on a page you'd be called 'fine' print

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

Do people still use chat up lines? I thought dating was done online these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you have a pencil? I'd like to erase your past and rewrite our future"

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

playing cards on a cross channel ferry whilst on our way to a beer festival....the young lady looked at me and said " you play your cards right and you'll be on a promise tonight"...I was too...oh happy days long long time ago now but will never forget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once sent me this as a chat up line...

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

"“Fancy a fuck” usually works for me "

I used to use that and when they said NO I would say...well do you mind lating down while I have one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke once said to me

You should be called spanner-face, cos when I look at you my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i knock u up"

Firstly noooo BB so lets clear tht haha and 2ndly i dont mind the odd "str8y" referin to my ass as "pussy" but ummmm if u think ur gonna get me pregnant we need to talk about the birds n bees a lil more haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had the opportunity to try it but "how would you like to help me commit adultery" Not sure if it can be regarded as adultery if the wife knows & is happy for me to get it else where though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not here because of your looks, I just realy love your personality. (To be fair she was 6ft2).

I was like WTF, but 20 minutes late we was at my hotel room like rabbits. She stuck around for months. Pesky husband!

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

as a doorman in my 40tys [a while ago now ]asked a young female student from nottingham :have you ever been fucked twice by a man twice your age :no she said but i will be tonight .closing time came back .to take me up on offer .that was a friday left a one room bedsit on sunday .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’d walk across a field of broken glass just to have a wank in your shadow”

Not from here but the last site i was on. I found it really amusing

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I’ve replaced “it puts the lotion on its body” with “is it safe?.....is it safe?....”"

Do you pull their teeth out as well?

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

""Do you have a pencil? I'd like to erase your past and rewrite our future"

So how badly did you cringe?"
I cringed so much I got a crick in my neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I’d walk across a field of broken glass just to have a wank in your shadow”

Not from here but the last site i was on. I found it really amusing

Keen then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to play Train, ill lay down and you sit on my face and shout choo choo ?? worked once lol

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I think P's first line to me must be the best as we've been virtually inseparable since that night (She was actually reported as a missing person

) 13 years ago..."Look...Hands free glow sticks"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is my line lol tell me if it works

Heyyy

I picked up ice from your glass and throw it on the ground....

Now the ice is broken we can have a chat lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A line I used in my early 20s was;

‘Has anyone ever told you you’re really beautiful when you’re pensive?’

It worked almost every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alas I've never had one so reading thread with pencil and paper in hand!

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By *uffdiver6996Man
over a year ago

North Dorset

My favourite,

Excuse me have I cum across your face Somewhere before? No!

Would you like me too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined a "send a rude message" thread on here.

Someone sent me "shut up!". It made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mars bar has 1300(ish) cal's, thats enough to fuel a human body for a half marrothon or 20 mins of sex. I've got a 4 pack in my locker, feel like a run or having some fun?"

...best used in the gym lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

New one i heard

“How bout this pick up line- I hope u got pet insurance cos I’m gonna damage that pussy tonight!”

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By *oydivision69Man
over a year ago

Birkenhead

Me. ‘Are you doing anything tomorrow night’

Young girl in club. ‘No, nothing, why?’

Me. ‘Well get a bath you f@*king stink’

No wonder I’m single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just sing

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Has to be

Am like a fireman!!

Find them hot and leave them wet

It’s how I got Mrs sofa

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

While back in a swingers club. Stroked a guy's face and asked if this seat was taken. He was bloody gorgeous and friends of mine said I wouldn't have the balls to ask him. Hahaha

they should know me better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst was....

you best ring the RSPCA because I’m going to abuse that pussy

Why would you even think that’s going to work? Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst was....

you best ring the RSPCA because I’m going to abuse that pussy

Why would you even think that’s going to work? Ha ha

Sx"

Lol I can’t believe someone sent you that! That’s hilarious.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

On a first date years ago, I presented her with a bunch of Roses.

She counted them but commented, "there's only 11!" to which I replied, "I know, the 12th is You!"

We were engaged 6 months later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst was....

you best ring the RSPCA because I’m going to abuse that pussy

Why would you even think that’s going to work? Ha ha

I know! I think I almost spat my drink out when he said it ha ha

Lol I can’t believe someone sent you that! That’s hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst was....

you best ring the RSPCA because I’m going to abuse that pussy

Why would you even think that’s going to work? Ha ha

I know! I think I almost spat my drink out when he said it ha ha

Lol I can’t believe someone sent you that! That’s hilarious.

Secretly you loved it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst was....

you best ring the RSPCA because I’m going to abuse that pussy

Why would you even think that’s going to work? Ha ha

I know! I think I almost spat my drink out when he said it ha ha

Lol I can’t believe someone sent you that! That’s hilarious.

Secretly you loved it lol"

Definitely original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst was....

you best ring the RSPCA because I’m going to abuse that pussy

Why would you even think that’s going to work? Ha ha

I know! I think I almost spat my drink out when he said it ha ha

Lol I can’t believe someone sent you that! That’s hilarious.

Secretly you loved it lol

Definitely original

Sx "

That was class lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a movie and I've never used it but I liked it but then I am a softie. Ask a lady her name if she doesn't tell you. Well maybe angels have no names only natural beauty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hunnys and mandem what is the best chat up line you have ever said or heard??

It can be face to face or by message..."

Mine was

"You're like a packet of Skittles I want to taste every color of the rainbow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hunnys and mandem what is the best chat up line you have ever said or heard??

It can be face to face or by message..."

I’ve had a few that seem to confused but also make them laugh in the right situation...

How much does a penguin weigh?

Not enough to break the ice but I’m Hunter...

Or there’s a few where I’ve made up silly jobs to see how far I can take it

I was a penguin picker upperer... so when working in the areas where we were doing research when the helicopters take off the penguins get knocked over and can’t get back up in their own so I had to go and give them a helping hand

I’ve told people I’m a dolphin shaver... (follow it up with quite a funny back story)

And also an underwater wood welder just to dwindle out the dim ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was ‘great outfit but it would look even better on my floor in the morning’. Delivered in a low voice so she had to ask me what I said the first time.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I’d hide every chair in the world just so you’d have to sit on my face!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I’m like a rubiks cube - the more you play with me, the harder I get!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite chat up line that I’ve heard, Get in ma van”

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Can I read your T-shirt in Braille?

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

As long as I have a face you’ll have a place to sit!

I was going to tell you a story about my dick but it’s just too long!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Even if there was no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Do you need a stud in your life? I have an STD so all I need is U!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: hi I’m Axel. Whats your name?

Her: Maria

Me: are you sure?

Maria: oh I’m sure

Me: my mate was right, I guessed it was Houdini. That’s because when I looked at you, everyone else disappeared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need a stud in your life? I have an STD so all I need is U!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once started to chat up a girl in a night club and started saying "If I said you had a wonderful body..." At this point I realised she really didn't have a wonderful body at all so continued " I'd be lying"

I was expecting a slap for my trouble but she actually wet herself laughing and bought me a drink.

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Back in the day before Brazilians were popular.

...."Can you sit on my chin so I can try on your beard? "

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