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"Better to do your own mate. " Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better | |||
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"Better to do your own mate. Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better " Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. | |||
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"Better to do your own mate. Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. " Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle | |||
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"Better to do your own mate. Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle "Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it | |||
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"Better to do your own mate. Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle " | |||
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"Better to do your own mate. Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle
Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it "I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off | |||
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"Better to do your own mate. Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle
Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it
I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off "Hahaha il let you try it first | |||
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"Better to do your own mate. Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle
Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it
I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off "I can assure you that it is a great way to please yourself when you are on your own. Type guy who fucks a watermelon on google and enjoy ! | |||
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"Better to do your own mate. Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle
Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it
I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off
I can assure you that it is a great way to please yourself when you are on your own.
Type guy who fucks a watermelon on google and enjoy !
"TO GOOGLE! | |||
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"Better to do your own mate. Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle
Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it
I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off
I can assure you that it is a great way to please yourself when you are on your own.
Type guy who fucks a watermelon on google and enjoy !
TO GOOGLE!"It was a test ! | |||
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"Better to do your own mate. Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle
Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it
I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off
I can assure you that it is a great way to please yourself when you are on your own.
Type guy who fucks a watermelon on google and enjoy !
TO GOOGLE!
It was a test ! "Well now I’ve got my dick stuck in a watermelon  | |||
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"Better to do your own mate. Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle
Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it
I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off
I can assure you that it is a great way to please yourself when you are on your own.
Type guy who fucks a watermelon on google and enjoy !
TO GOOGLE!
It was a test !
Well now I’ve got my dick stuck in a watermelon "It feels great, right ! Mine as well ! | |||
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"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted "Is there really? Hahaa | |||
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"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted "You're welcome hun | |||
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"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted
Is there really? Hahaa"Please google it hahaha the guy is fucking serious abt it | |||
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"I'm not sure why you would want a woman to use a flesh light on you when she already has a vagina she can use "Why would you use a vibratory on a women when you have a dick? Mixing it up a little, fore play etc | |||
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"I'm not sure why you would want a woman to use a flesh light on you when she already has a vagina she can use
Why would you use a vibratory on a women when you have a dick? Mixing it up a little, fore play etc"Vibrator* | |||
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"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted
Is there really? Hahaa
Please google it hahaha the guy is fucking serious abt it "Jesus that just led me down a dark path, just like when you get stuck on the weird side of YouTube haha | |||
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"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted
Is there really? Hahaa
Please google it hahaha the guy is fucking serious abt it
Jesus that just led me down a dark path, just like when you get stuck on the weird side of YouTube haha"Hahaha he did make my day | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind " What do you put in it instead? | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind What do you put in it instead?" Great bananas holder for work | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind " you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind " Very good point because I have read some say 5/6inches deep but I’m bigger than that, I’m sure width isn’t problem with plenty of lube | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand" Yes, if you have a watermelon dont go through all that process. But you could fill the pringles with smashed banana | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand Yes, if you have a watermelon dont go through all that process. But you could fill the pringles with smashed banana " I was thinking pineapple because it makes cum taste nicer | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand" You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand Yes, if you have a watermelon dont go through all that process. But you could fill the pringles with smashed banana I was thinking pineapple because it makes cum taste nicer "Only if you eat it afterwards or beforehand | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse " Hahah didn't she have to shave her head ? | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse " I think the key is to let it set first! | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse I think the key is to let it set first!" “I fell on it, doctor!” | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse Hahah didn't she have to shave her head ? " I’m not sure of the outcome, but it was one of the most eye wateringly funny pictures I’ve ever seen | |||
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"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted "So many different types of melons | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse Hahah didn't she have to shave her head ? I’m not sure of the outcome, but it was one of the most eye wateringly funny pictures I’ve ever seen " Oh that's cruel. Don't you have any compassion?! those poor A&E staff who had to try to keep straight faces.... | |||
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"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse Hahah didn't she have to shave her head ? I’m not sure of the outcome, but it was one of the most eye wateringly funny pictures I’ve ever seen Oh that's cruel. Don't you have any compassion?! those poor A&E staff who had to try to keep straight faces...." And that (along with my GCSE results) is why I couldn’t be a doctor | |||
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"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted
So many different types of melons "I seen a thumbnail with a bloody lemon | |||
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"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted
So many different types of melons
I seen a thumbnail with a bloody lemon "Even I flinched and I don’t even have a penis | |||
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"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted
So many different types of melons
I seen a thumbnail with a bloody lemon
Even I flinched and I don’t even have a penis"The joy of the internet | |||
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"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?  "Chicken or beef mince though ? | |||
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"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?
Chicken or beef mince though ? "Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think | |||
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"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?
Chicken or beef mince though ?
Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think"*Off to the shop* | |||
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"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?
Chicken or beef mince though ?
Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think"Hahaha | |||
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"I'm not sure why you would want a woman to use a flesh light on you when she already has a vagina she can use "I’ve used a flesh light on a guy and it was sooo sexy wankin him off to the point of orgasm and then stopping!!! Starting again and stopping... Don’t knock things until you’ve tried them!!  | |||
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"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?
Chicken or beef mince though ?
Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think
*Off to the shop*"What about veggie mince?? | |||
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"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?
Chicken or beef mince though ?
Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think
*Off to the shop*
What about veggie mince?? "like mashed potato you mean? | |||
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"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?
Chicken or beef mince though ?
Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think
*Off to the shop*
What about veggie mince??
like mashed potato you mean? "Would you do one for me ? | |||
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"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?
Chicken or beef mince though ?
Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think
*Off to the shop*
What about veggie mince??
like mashed potato you mean?
Would you do one for me ?"Let’s do a selection of Pringles tubes.. 1) with minced beef 2) with turkey mince (for the gobble effect) 3)with lamb mince (apparently it’s very springy) 4) with mashed up veg and a bit of gravy (I’m from Yorkshire so have gravy with everything) Then you can all try them out and see which is best!! | |||
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"I'm not sure why you would want a woman to use a flesh light on you when she already has a vagina she can use
I’ve used a flesh light on a guy and it was sooo sexy wankin him off to the point of orgasm and then stopping!!! Starting again and stopping... Don’t knock things until you’ve tried them!! "Wasn't knocking, just innocent and curious | |||
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"I'm not sure why you would want a woman to use a flesh light on you when she already has a vagina she can use "I love using a fleshlight on my fwb....aswell as watching him use it... they are fun and well recommended, whether alone or with help from a friend...my fwb has 2 so ya know!  | |||
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"I like a guy to use them as he’s giving me oral. They tend to get very excited with their wanking/toy use and this transfers to how they lick my beaver. It’s sexy as fuck." Now that does sound hot :o | |||
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"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?
Chicken or beef mince though ?
Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think
*Off to the shop*
What about veggie mince??
like mashed potato you mean?
Would you do one for me ?
Let’s do a selection of Pringles tubes..
1) with minced beef
2) with turkey mince (for the gobble effect)
3)with lamb mince (apparently it’s very springy)
4) with mashed up veg and a bit of gravy (I’m from Yorkshire so have gravy with everything)
Then you can all try them out and see which is best!! "Might as well put the whole Sunday roast in and a pudding | |||
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