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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Trim nails

Veet arse (if it's a pegging meet or will involve rimming)

Find a pair of socks without holes in as I'm all about the details

Hoover the flat of all cat fur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush teeth and put on clean knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brush teeth and put on clean knickers "

ooooo la-dee-da

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In order:

Douche - regardless of the kind of meet it is I like to feel clean there if I'm playing.

Shave - both ends!!

Shower

Brush/Floss Teeth

Apply aftershave/deodorant etc

Brush hair

Dress

Pack condoms/lube and any other things I'm taking with me.

And I'm good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet and Moisterise my whole body

Lube my bum

And I'm ready

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Gemini Man - on a previous post you said you wear Jeans and boots to a meet. Now you say it's a dress.

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Veet and Moisterise my whole body

Lube my bum

And I'm ready

"

You arrive to a meet pre lubed? Impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure the publc situation hasn’t stealthily got out of hand !

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Gemini Man - on a previous post you said you wear Jeans and boots to a meet. Now you say it's a dress. "

Ha ha - depends on how the mood takes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet and Moisterise my whole body

Lube my bum

And I'm ready

You arrive to a meet pre lubed? Impressive "

You actually travel for sex.Even more impressive

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Veet and Moisterise my whole body

Lube my bum

And I'm ready

You arrive to a meet pre lubed? Impressive

You actually travel for sex.Even more impressive"

When it's so good, yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush teeth eat some mints to make sure give myself a good scrub arrive on time raring to go

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford


"In order:

Douche - regardless of the kind of meet it is I like to feel clean there if I'm playing.

Shave - both ends!!

Shower

Brush/Floss Teeth

Apply aftershave/deodorant etc

Brush hair

Dress

Pack condoms/lube and any other things I'm taking with me.

And I'm good to go "

Yes!! Also drink plenty of water before hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

De-fuzz body

Exfoliate

Moisturise

Select underwear and stockings

Paint nails and toes

Makeup

Hair

Dress

Out the door with a handbag full of mints, wipes, condoms and a little bottle of lube and maybe a toy or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on mirror.

Give that guy a wink.

Leave house.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London


"De-fuzz body

Exfoliate

Moisturise

Select underwear and stockings

Paint nails and toes

Makeup

Hair

Dress

Out the door with a handbag full of mints, wipes, condoms and a little bottle of lube and maybe a toy or 2 "

Snap

Always have a mini vibe in the handbag, meet or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I forgot nose hair trimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit concerning that nobody has mentioned washing the bed sheets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"De-fuzz body

Exfoliate

Moisturise

Select underwear and stockings

Paint nails and toes

Makeup

Hair

Dress

Out the door with a handbag full of mints, wipes, condoms and a little bottle of lube and maybe a toy or 2

Snap

Always have a mini vibe in the handbag, meet or not "

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look on mirror.

Give that guy a wink.

Leave house. "

I suggest you hurry up, I'm waiting

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Spray myself with air freshener and if necessary fly spray. Arrange myself seductively over the piles of rubbish on the sofa and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend many hours wondering which waterproof coat to wear.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Bit concerning that nobody has mentioned washing the bed sheets! "

People have sheets on their beds!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit concerning that nobody has mentioned washing the bed sheets! "

Why would I do that? The sex swing and dungeon is in a different room

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Look on mirror.

Give that guy a wink.

Leave house. "

Now all I can imagine is the fonzy double finger guns and a 'Heeeeeeyyy' into the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trim nails

Veet arse (if it's a pegging meet or will involve rimming)

Find a pair of socks without holes in as I'm all about the details

Hoover the flat of all cat fur "

Do you Veet legs as well?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If Mr N and I are going to have sex we don't make any special preparations...we just do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit concerning that nobody has mentioned washing the bed sheets! "

That's what hotels are for

Either that or fuck em where they stand

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Look on mirror.

Give that guy a wink.

Leave house. "

Give it a rinse under the cold tap and I'm ready to rock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Mr N and I are going to have sex we don't make any special preparations...we just do it."

Straight on in, warts an all

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"If Mr N and I are going to have sex we don't make any special preparations...we just do it.

Straight on in, warts an all "

Well no warts but yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Mr N and I are going to have sex we don't make any special preparations...we just do it.

Straight on in, warts an all

Well no warts but yeah "

Haha, I didn't mean actual warts, god no. No sex prep can ready someone for that

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

I try to do a sesh at the gym first...

So I’ve got a bit of a pump on...

Especially if they’re into gym guys

Then... Trim anything that needs it

Shit, Shower, Shave

A bit of moisturiser...

The Bob is literally your uncle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a motivational speech with my cock while Shila Lebouf is shouting Just do it in the background, put on clothes and leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a new person my sex prep can take up to a month and I would have had a social meet with them before hand. Sexual health needs to be up to date (I'm currently cruising on all clear so I'm good to go) they can have one which can take 2 weeks for results. I need to have been taking the pill for 7 days before unprotected sex. Once all that is covered the actual build up for me starts a week before. I'll go keto to drop a couple of lbs, increase daily water intake, no red meat, days leading up to it smash all the citrus fruits possible. Day before have gel nails on toes and fingers, sunbed. On the day will have a shower and wash my hair in the morning, dry and straighten it. Fresh bedding on, clean house top to bottom and rub fabric softener on all my radiators and turn the heating up full so my house smells lovely and is super warm. Then the hours before I'll make sure I've had a dump and then have another shower where I'll stick a douche up my arse and shave everywhere. Then it's run the straighteners over my hair again and make up and whatever outfit I'm going to wear.

Then they'll fuck me the once or possibly twice and then leave it there and then I wonder why I bothered with all the fuss in the first place and think I might as well park this idea where I need cum inside me and just fuck people with condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With a new person my sex prep can take up to a month and I would have had a social meet with them before hand. Sexual health needs to be up to date (I'm currently cruising on all clear so I'm good to go) they can have one which can take 2 weeks for results. I need to have been taking the pill for 7 days before unprotected sex. Once all that is covered the actual build up for me starts a week before. I'll go keto to drop a couple of lbs, increase daily water intake, no red meat, days leading up to it smash all the citrus fruits possible. Day before have gel nails on toes and fingers, sunbed. On the day will have a shower and wash my hair in the morning, dry and straighten it. Fresh bedding on, clean house top to bottom and rub fabric softener on all my radiators and turn the heating up full so my house smells lovely and is super warm. Then the hours before I'll make sure I've had a dump and then have another shower where I'll stick a douche up my arse and shave everywhere. Then it's run the straighteners over my hair again and make up and whatever outfit I'm going to wear.

Then they'll fuck me the once or possibly twice and then leave it there and then I wonder why I bothered with all the fuss in the first place and think I might as well park this idea where I need cum inside me and just fuck people with condoms. "

I see you don't really take the whole preparation thing very seriously then

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"If Mr N and I are going to have sex we don't make any special preparations...we just do it.

Straight on in, warts an all

Well no warts but yeah

Haha, I didn't mean actual warts, god no. No sex prep can ready someone for that "

Quite!

Obviously if we're meeting people outside our relationship we take a little more care but both of us are well groomed most of the time anyway. We put each other first and wouldn't put more effort in for casual sex.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Say brace yourself I am ready hehe.

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre


"With a new person my sex prep can take up to a month and I would have had a social meet with them before hand. Sexual health needs to be up to date (I'm currently cruising on all clear so I'm good to go) they can have one which can take 2 weeks for results. I need to have been taking the pill for 7 days before unprotected sex. Once all that is covered the actual build up for me starts a week before. I'll go keto to drop a couple of lbs, increase daily water intake, no red meat, days leading up to it smash all the citrus fruits possible. Day before have gel nails on toes and fingers, sunbed. On the day will have a shower and wash my hair in the morning, dry and straighten it. Fresh bedding on, clean house top to bottom and rub fabric softener on all my radiators and turn the heating up full so my house smells lovely and is super warm. Then the hours before I'll make sure I've had a dump and then have another shower where I'll stick a douche up my arse and shave everywhere. Then it's run the straighteners over my hair again and make up and whatever outfit I'm going to wear.

Then they'll fuck me the once or possibly twice and then leave it there and then I wonder why I bothered with all the fuss in the first place and think I might as well park this idea where I need cum inside me and just fuck people with condoms. "

That is some preparation...

My mind is literally blown...

However... the end result does sound like a massive treat

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

Have a 3 hour bath in Moroccan rose oil.

Ensure I'm fully moisturised after.

Light perfume.

Dress.

No knickers.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I put my teeth in, put my support tights on, and and make sure I have a blindfold available for him to use.

Ta da!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Say brace yourself I am ready hehe."

I usually say "pull my nightie down after"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet and Moisterise my whole body

Lube my bum

And I'm ready

You arrive to a meet pre lubed? Impressive "

I’m not sure I could deal with such a moist anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a motivational speech with my cock while Shila Lebouf is shouting Just do it in the background, put on clothes and leave."

Hahaha

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