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"Brush teeth and put on clean knickers ![]() ooooo la-dee-da | |||
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"Veet and Moisterise my whole body Lube my bum And I'm ready " You arrive to a meet pre lubed? Impressive ![]() | |||
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"Gemini Man - on a previous post you said you wear Jeans and boots to a meet. Now you say it's a dress. " Ha ha - depends on how the mood takes me ![]() | |||
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"Veet and Moisterise my whole body Lube my bum And I'm ready You arrive to a meet pre lubed? Impressive ![]() You actually travel for sex.Even more impressive | |||
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"Veet and Moisterise my whole body Lube my bum And I'm ready You arrive to a meet pre lubed? Impressive ![]() When it's so good, yeah. | |||
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"In order: Douche - regardless of the kind of meet it is I like to feel clean there if I'm playing. Shave - both ends!! Shower Brush/Floss Teeth Apply aftershave/deodorant etc Brush hair Dress Pack condoms/lube and any other things I'm taking with me. And I'm good to go ![]() ![]() Yes!! Also drink plenty of water before hand! ![]() | |||
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"De-fuzz body Exfoliate Moisturise Select underwear and stockings Paint nails and toes Makeup Hair Dress Out the door with a handbag full of mints, wipes, condoms and a little bottle of lube and maybe a toy or 2 " Snap ![]() ![]() | |||
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"De-fuzz body Exfoliate Moisturise Select underwear and stockings Paint nails and toes Makeup Hair Dress Out the door with a handbag full of mints, wipes, condoms and a little bottle of lube and maybe a toy or 2 Snap ![]() ![]() Ditto ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Look on mirror. Give that guy a wink. Leave house. ![]() I suggest you hurry up, I'm waiting ![]() | |||
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"Bit concerning that nobody has mentioned washing the bed sheets! " People have sheets on their beds!? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bit concerning that nobody has mentioned washing the bed sheets! " Why would I do that? The sex swing and dungeon is in a different room ![]() | |||
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"Look on mirror. Give that guy a wink. Leave house. ![]() Now all I can imagine is the fonzy double finger guns and a 'Heeeeeeyyy' into the mirror. ![]() | |||
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"Trim nails Veet arse (if it's a pegging meet or will involve rimming) Find a pair of socks without holes in as I'm all about the details Hoover the flat of all cat fur " Do you Veet legs as well? | |||
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"Bit concerning that nobody has mentioned washing the bed sheets! " That's what hotels are for Either that or fuck em where they stand ![]() | |||
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"Look on mirror. Give that guy a wink. Leave house. ![]() Give it a rinse under the cold tap and I'm ready to rock! | |||
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"If Mr N and I are going to have sex we don't make any special preparations...we just do it." Straight on in, warts an all ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If Mr N and I are going to have sex we don't make any special preparations...we just do it. Straight on in, warts an all ![]() ![]() Well no warts but yeah ![]() | |||
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"If Mr N and I are going to have sex we don't make any special preparations...we just do it. Straight on in, warts an all ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha, I didn't mean actual warts, god no. No sex prep can ready someone for that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"With a new person my sex prep can take up to a month and I would have had a social meet with them before hand. Sexual health needs to be up to date (I'm currently cruising on all clear so I'm good to go) they can have one which can take 2 weeks for results. I need to have been taking the pill for 7 days before unprotected sex. Once all that is covered the actual build up for me starts a week before. I'll go keto to drop a couple of lbs, increase daily water intake, no red meat, days leading up to it smash all the citrus fruits possible. Day before have gel nails on toes and fingers, sunbed. On the day will have a shower and wash my hair in the morning, dry and straighten it. Fresh bedding on, clean house top to bottom and rub fabric softener on all my radiators and turn the heating up full so my house smells lovely and is super warm. Then the hours before I'll make sure I've had a dump and then have another shower where I'll stick a douche up my arse and shave everywhere. Then it's run the straighteners over my hair again and make up and whatever outfit I'm going to wear. Then they'll fuck me the once or possibly twice and then leave it there and then I wonder why I bothered with all the fuss in the first place and think I might as well park this idea where I need cum inside me and just fuck people with condoms. ![]() I see you don't really take the whole preparation thing very seriously then ![]() | |||
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"If Mr N and I are going to have sex we don't make any special preparations...we just do it. Straight on in, warts an all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Quite! Obviously if we're meeting people outside our relationship we take a little more care but both of us are well groomed most of the time anyway. We put each other first and wouldn't put more effort in for casual sex. | |||
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"With a new person my sex prep can take up to a month and I would have had a social meet with them before hand. Sexual health needs to be up to date (I'm currently cruising on all clear so I'm good to go) they can have one which can take 2 weeks for results. I need to have been taking the pill for 7 days before unprotected sex. Once all that is covered the actual build up for me starts a week before. I'll go keto to drop a couple of lbs, increase daily water intake, no red meat, days leading up to it smash all the citrus fruits possible. Day before have gel nails on toes and fingers, sunbed. On the day will have a shower and wash my hair in the morning, dry and straighten it. Fresh bedding on, clean house top to bottom and rub fabric softener on all my radiators and turn the heating up full so my house smells lovely and is super warm. Then the hours before I'll make sure I've had a dump and then have another shower where I'll stick a douche up my arse and shave everywhere. Then it's run the straighteners over my hair again and make up and whatever outfit I'm going to wear. Then they'll fuck me the once or possibly twice and then leave it there and then I wonder why I bothered with all the fuss in the first place and think I might as well park this idea where I need cum inside me and just fuck people with condoms. ![]() That is some preparation... My mind is literally blown... However... the end result does sound like a massive treat ![]() | |||
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"Say brace yourself I am ready hehe." I usually say "pull my nightie down after" ![]() | |||
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"Veet and Moisterise my whole body Lube my bum And I'm ready You arrive to a meet pre lubed? Impressive ![]() I’m not sure I could deal with such a moist anus | |||
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"Have a motivational speech with my cock while Shila Lebouf is shouting Just do it in the background, put on clothes and leave." Hahaha | |||
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