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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Variation of a theme started elsewhere, but everyone has a useless gadget in their kitchen, good idea at the time (thanks honeypot couple), what is yours?

Electric wine bottle cooler

Back of a cupboard that never sees the light of day...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mans c@@k good idea at the time......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juicer....

Cheaper easier and cleaner to just buy the stuff ready done..

Innocent..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a mans c@@k good idea at the time...... "

OUCH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Juicer....

Cheaper easier and cleaner to just buy the stuff ready done..

Innocent.. "

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm innocent are yummmmmm

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"a mans c@@k good idea at the time...... "

handy in the kitchen if your tables long enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Juicer....

Cheaper easier and cleaner to just buy the stuff ready done..

Innocent..

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm innocent are yummmmmm"

MMMmmmm Love em too...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Mine is the small slow cooker that is too small to fit anything in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got two rubber eggpoachers that are crap as i followed the instruction but the water still boiled over into them and fecked them up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about "

That'll be the sink bit then... women lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about

That'll be the sink bit then... women lol!! "

Never mind that ... if it looks like a drawer it should be one and open for me to put things in .... stupid kitchen lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about "

We have a drawer like that.... and is full of so much old rubbish you can barely shut the thing

If anyone has lost anything the first response is " have a look in the drawer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does everyone have a draw? thats full of everything? and i mean everything....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That'll be the sink bit then... women lol!!

Never mind that ... if it looks like a drawer it should be one and open for me to put things in .... stupid kitchen lol x"

Mmmm So, it was then lol..

Think... just think whats actually behind it lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about

We have a drawer like that.... and is full of so much old rubbish you can barely shut the thing

If anyone has lost anything the first response is " have a look in the drawer" "

I wouldn't mind that honey babe .... but it's just a blank thing that serves no purpose other than to annoy me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does everyone have a draw? thats full of everything? and i mean everything.... "

Yep.... Junk Draw.. ours was fitted specially lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does everyone have a draw? thats full of everything? and i mean everything....

Yep.... Junk Draw.. ours was fitted specially lol.. "

But when looking for something that you wouldnt think was in the kitchen junk draw but you then look did you find it in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That'll be the sink bit then... women lol!!

Never mind that ... if it looks like a drawer it should be one and open for me to put things in .... stupid kitchen lol x

Mmmm So, it was then lol..

Think... just think whats actually behind it lol. "

Yes yes I know the actual sink is behind it but that's not the point .... design it differently so it's a drawer .... must have been a man designed that grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"does everyone have a draw? thats full of everything? and i mean everything....

Yep.... Junk Draw.. ours was fitted specially lol.. "

If you had'nt had one fitted especially you would have set one aside anyway

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about "

its a false drawer ....????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about

its a false drawer ....???? "

pd she will get there in the end penny will have dropped now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'Buttoneeer' from Ronco or was it Ktel ?

Either way it was peice of useless crap just like everything else from Ronco and K Tel

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"does everyone have a draw? thats full of everything? and i mean everything....

Yep.... Junk Draw.. ours was fitted specially lol..

If you had'nt had one fitted especially you would have set one aside anyway "

thats what Michael mckintyre calls the Man drawer - where you collect all the usless things that you just might need again at some point ( but never ever do! ) ...

or as my sister calls it the "fuckit" drawer ...as in "where do i put the old nokia 3310 charger and this battery that may or may not be dead ? Oh fuckit, here'll do " - opens drawer , deposits items with rest of crap

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


" Either way it was peice of useless crap just like everything else from Ronco and K Tel

"

you are not saying KTel records were crap surely???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about

its a false drawer ....???? pd she will get there in the end penny will have dropped now... "

Oh look out it's roberta and pd lang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about

its a false drawer ....???? pd she will get there in the end penny will have dropped now...

Oh look out it's roberta and pd lang "

oooooooo the dave with the draw sink combo has spoken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about

its a false drawer ....???? pd she will get there in the end penny will have dropped now...

Oh look out it's roberta and pd lang oooooooo the dave with the draw sink combo has spoken "

And don't you forget it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about

its a false drawer ....???? pd she will get there in the end penny will have dropped now...

Oh look out it's roberta and pd lang oooooooo the dave with the draw sink combo has spoken

And don't you forget it "

no fear of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our kitchen has a drawer, which isn't a drawer. It looks like a drawer but it doesn't open and in fact .... is not a bloody drawer ... now what's that all about

its a false drawer ....???? pd she will get there in the end penny will have dropped now...

Oh look out it's roberta and pd lang oooooooo the dave with the draw sink combo has spoken

And don't you forget it no fear of that "

tidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does everyone have a draw? thats full of everything? and i mean everything.... "

yes, so much so that everytime i open the thing the drawer front comes off and collaspes on me then evrything is on the floor...lol...

so what do, i do put it together again and put all the same junk back in it...lol...

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Either way it was peice of useless crap just like everything else from Ronco and K Tel

you are not saying KTel records were crap surely???"

A ha ! Now you got me there - Noooooo ktel records were great, I've still got some over at my Mothers house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs has had lots of useless things in her draws,normaly guys c***s when weve had a bad meet........lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"does everyone have a draw? thats full of everything? and i mean everything....

yes, so much so that everytime i open the thing the drawer front comes off and collaspes on me then evrything is on the floor...lol...

so what do, i do put it together again and put all the same junk back in it...lol...

xxx"

We moved into this house 6 years ago and I emotied the contents of the junk drawer in to a big,when we got to this house I just put the bag in the new junk drawer......its still there covered with more very importamt junk

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

When the ex and I separated, she asked if I wanted the yogurt maker!!

One guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the ex and I separated, she asked if I wanted the yogurt maker!!

One guess!

"

yogurt morning noon and night now then..lolol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


" Either way it was peice of useless crap just like everything else from Ronco and K Tel

you are not saying KTel records were crap surely???

A ha ! Now you got me there - Noooooo ktel records were great, I've still got some over at my Mothers house "

and you're not afraid to admit it??

Go on, which ones? 'fess up...

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