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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

A horse walk into a bar, the barman asks 'why the long face?'

The horse being a horse and thus unable to comprehend the complexities of verbal communication does not reply and shits on the floor.

I thankyou.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Please tell me you're not here all week....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DOOR!

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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

I've posted it before but I think it's a good one.....

A boss said to his secretary "I want to have SEX with U. I will make it very FAST. I'll throw €1,000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be DONE." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said 2 her, do it but "Ask him for €2,000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend, he asks, "what happened?" She responds,"The Bastard used COINS, I'm still PICKING and he is still fucking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse walk into a bar, the barman asks 'why the long face?'

The horse being a horse and thus unable to comprehend the complexities of verbal communication does not reply and shits on the floor.

I thankyou. "

I came for the joke and stayed for the Quireboys reference on your profile!

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

That joke was translated exactly from the notice board in my local pub for which drew many a giggle. Maybe mk soh is a little off! Made me laugh all the same!

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"Please tell me you're not here all week...."

Oh come now. You wryly grinned at that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neeeeiiiigh!!!

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"Neeeeiiiigh!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neeeeiiiigh!!!

Haha

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I think I will get shown the door much quicker

Lovemaking Tips for Seniors ?

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

5a. Put extra tape on your toupee, so it doesn’t fall off and scare the hell out of your partner.

6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Paracetamol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbours are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

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'OLD' IS WHEN

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN

'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN

Your spouse offers you super s**, and you reply, "I'll have the soup."

'OLD' IS WHEN

You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the worse joke I've heard. Not the best either.

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"A horse walk into a bar, the barman asks 'why the long face?'

The horse being a horse and thus unable to comprehend the complexities of verbal communication does not reply and shits on the floor.

I thankyou. "

Brilliant, love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse walk into a bar, the barman asks 'why the long face?'

The horse being a horse and thus unable to comprehend the complexities of verbal communication does not reply and shits on the floor.

I thankyou. "

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