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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my thumbs have gone weird

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Are you the farmer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to have gone on holiday by mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here hare here

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it.

"I'm going to pull your head off." "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off."

"I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."

That and.....

[reading graffiti in the toilet which says "I fuck arses."] Thinking to himself Who fucks arses? Maybe *he* fucks arses! Maybe he's written this in some moment of d*unken sincerity.

A film with the finest dialogue available to humanity...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have of late - but wherefore I know not - lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilential congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither.

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
over a year ago

preston

Flowers are just prostitutes for the bees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is, you'll agree, a certain je ne sais quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it.

"I'm going to pull your head off." "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off."

"I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."

That and.....

[reading graffiti in the toilet which says "I fuck arses."] Thinking to himself Who fucks arses? Maybe *he* fucks arses! Maybe he's written this in some moment of d*unken sincerity.

A film with the finest dialogue available to humanity..."

Perfumed ponse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want the finest wines known to humanity, we want them here and we want them now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!"

Haha I love that bit

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

"That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it.

"I'm going to pull your head off." "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off."

"I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."

That and.....

[reading graffiti in the toilet which says "I fuck arses."] Thinking to himself Who fucks arses? Maybe *he* fucks arses! Maybe he's written this in some moment of d*unken sincerity.

A film with the finest dialogue available to humanity...

Perfumed ponse. "

What fucker said that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it.

"I'm going to pull your head off." "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off."

"I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."

That and.....

[reading graffiti in the toilet which says "I fuck arses."] Thinking to himself Who fucks arses? Maybe *he* fucks arses! Maybe he's written this in some moment of d*unken sincerity.

A film with the finest dialogue available to humanity...

Perfumed ponse.

What fucker said that?

I have a heart condition if you were to hit me it would be murder.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

ARE YOU THE FARMER?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Monty you terrible cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monty you terrible cunt!"

I always hear that when watching Gardener’s World too.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I can never touch raw meat until it's cooked. As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then the fucker will rue the day!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

withnail - I could take double anything you could!

Danny - Very foolish words man.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Phenyldichloride Benzorex....street name...the embalmer.

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