FabSwingers.com forum: What is the worst meet you've ever had?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the worst meet you've ever had?

I'll tell mine - it wasn't on this site - I met a girl on a similar site and drove to London and spend the day with her and stay the night. I was awoken at 4 in the morning by her boyfriend coming home (she told me all along she was single).

I had to hide in another room and sneak out when he went to sleep. Safe to say I never saw her again haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man tried to fist me. No warning. No prep. Didn't even ask if it was something I had done or wanted to.

My partner broke his nose.

We left their house half naked and bloody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mutton its nasty

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

"A man tried to fist me. No warning. No prep. Didn't even ask if it was something I had done or wanted to.

My partner broke his nose.

We left their house half naked and bloody.

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hilarious xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Barrie. Saw Red Dwarf live, was an absolute blast, whole cast were amazing and lovely to talk with, but... Chris Barrie was a moody arrogant tit. If you think his character is up himself as an act, think again...

As for a bad sexual meet? We plan ours out and get to know people first so we avoid that mostly

C x

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Chris Barrie. Saw Red Dwarf live, was an absolute blast, whole cast were amazing and lovely to talk with, but... Chris Barrie was a moody arrogant tit. If you think his character is up himself as an act, think again...

As for a bad sexual meet? We plan ours out and get to know people first so we avoid that mostly

C x"

What a total SMEGHEAD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man tried to fist me. No warning. No prep. Didn't even ask if it was something I had done or wanted to.

My partner broke his nose.

We left their house half naked and bloody.

Wow that sounds horrendous haha!!!

Especially leaving half naked and bloody neighbours must have wondered what had gone on??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a sub/dom meet in a hotel once, we'd been going at it pretty hard for a few hours (she doesn't really have any limits as to what she can take)

I had her on all fours, hands restrained behind her back, spreader bar on her ankles and was using 2 rather large butt plugs in both holes and was going at it hammer and tongs.

After a couple of orgasms and me not being touched since we started I decided I wanted some attention. Restraints off and change of position so I could face fuck her from on top. After I came I got up to catch my breath and get a drink and noticed a very large brown stain on the bed, then the stench quickly hit me.

I freaked out not coz of the mess but coz I didn't wanna receive an embarrassing cleaning bill from the hotel. After she showered we actually managed to clean it up really well but we didn't do any bum fun on our meets after that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a sub/dom meet in a hotel once, we'd been going at it pretty hard for a few hours (she doesn't really have any limits as to what she can take)

I had her on all fours, hands restrained behind her back, spreader bar on her ankles and was using 2 rather large butt plugs in both holes and was going at it hammer and tongs.

Haha bloody hell im not surprised you did not bum stuff after that

Sounds like shit meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man tried to fist me. No warning. No prep. Didn't even ask if it was something I had done or wanted to.

My partner broke his nose.

We left their house half naked and bloody.

Sounds like a great night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for a bad sexual meet? We plan ours out and get to know people first so we avoid that mostly

C x"

Fun fact. Chris Barrie went to Methodist College Belfast.

He was an arrogant prick even then.

Great pics btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went with my wife to meet a couple locally he was meant to be a young looking tom cruise type guy she was meant to be buxom gorgeous long flowing brown hair .... She was about 20 stone overweight with chipfat for hair gel (you could smell it within 4ft of her) he looked like an Ork from LOTR trilogy films closest thing to Tom Cruise was the height he was a shortass !

needless to say we made an excuse and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man tried to fist me. No warning. No prep. Didn't even ask if it was something I had done or wanted to.

My partner broke his nose.

We left their house half naked and bloody.

hilarious xx"

If you think thats hilarious you're not wired right

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford

As for a bad sexual meet? We plan ours out and get to know people first so we avoid that mostly

C x

What a total SMEGHEAD "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went with my wife to meet a couple locally he was meant to be a young looking tom cruise type guy she was meant to be buxom gorgeous long flowing brown hair .... She was about 20 stone overweight with chipfat for hair gel (you could smell it within 4ft of her) he looked like an Ork from LOTR trilogy films closest thing to Tom Cruise was the height he was a shortass !

needless to say we made an excuse and left. "

Haha bloody hell - don't understand why people lie and try deceive with photos on here! They'll only get caught out haha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

House caught fire, so evacuated . It was no loss - sexually, nor my house - just stressful and inconvenient

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By *parkle......Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"What's the worst meet you've ever had?

I had to hide in another room and sneak out when he went to sleep. Safe to say I never saw her again haha"

To many to mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for a bad sexual meet? We plan ours out and get to know people first so we avoid that mostly

C x

Fun fact. Chris Barrie went to Methodist College Belfast.

He was an arrogant prick even then.

Great pics btw

I'll second that

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Three years ago met got a message off a bloke on another site asking to meet. Was nervous but he looked hot as fuck on the pics he had (but no face pics). Was my first meet. Offered to pick me up from a local train station so I went, was signalled from his car, and nearly died when I got in. Was probably 20 years older than the man in his profile pics, scruffy, overweight, a smoker (something at the time I specified I didn't want), was wearing sandals with no socks and his toe nails were yellow. Didn't know what to do but didn't want to be rude and just run. He complained about his ex wife in the car on way to his and seemed a particularly unpleasant chap from that alone. Got to his house and it was also rotten. Made excuse to go to toilet and in the bathroom even his toiletries were covered in grime... resolved to just tell him I couldn't go through with it. Walked into his room to find him lying on settee in dirty women's tights. Practically ran out of the door screaming. Took me a year to arrange another meet and made me very cautious about fake profiles. Photo verifications are your friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last one as I fucked it up and will always regret it

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By *IG08Man
over a year ago

Tadworth

An early meet when I didn't know the ropes. Went for some "fun" to get a verification. Almost three up due a combination of being antibiotics, a little booze, and me not being particularly attracted to the lady. Worst was two or three weeks late i found out I could do a photo verification

A little bit if me died that early time

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By *aylor99Man
over a year ago

leeds

I went to meet a female and i got there . The house was really dirty . Plates piled up in sink. Looks like they been there weeks . and a mattress on the living room floor . Dirty stained sofas and sheets . 2 dogs . 3 cats . . It was a nightmare . .before i sat down I said im going to get my phone out the car and never returned .. .# no shame .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a couple here last year, I stupidly went to their house before ever meeting them (it was my second meet) and it was going great, drinks flowing and lots of chatter. We decided to take it to the bedroom and she said she had to go get something and left the room 'carry on without me' she said and he was too eager to stick it in and forget foreplay and she came back and slammed the door, safe to say it didn't end well.. she found me on Facebook the next day and posted about me on my works Facebook page and commented on my posts etc

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Got invited to a couples house to play on a meet today on here. When I got there they were both pissed especially the lady and just as we were getting to know each other another bloke turned up. They had invited him and not told me so I soon left before any more surprises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before I meet someone obviously we chat about what turns both of us on and obviously we both agree to please each other...

Not this guy I met last year. Didnt do anything he said he would, wouldnt even kiss me, he came really quickly all over my chest and threw a roll of toilet roll at me on his way out of the room.

Total f%%king asshole and I hated him for wasting my time.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Three years ago met got a message off a bloke on another site asking to meet. Was nervous but he looked hot as fuck on the pics he had (but no face pics). Was my first meet. Offered to pick me up from a local train station so I went, was signalled from his car, and nearly died when I got in. Was probably 20 years older than the man in his profile pics, scruffy, overweight, a smoker (something at the time I specified I didn't want), was wearing sandals with no socks and his toe nails were yellow. Didn't know what to do but didn't want to be rude and just run. He complained about his ex wife in the car on way to his and seemed a particularly unpleasant chap from that alone. Got to his house and it was also rotten. Made excuse to go to toilet and in the bathroom even his toiletries were covered in grime... resolved to just tell him I couldn't go through with it. Walked into his room to find him lying on settee in dirty women's tights. Practically ran out of the door screaming. Took me a year to arrange another meet and made me very cautious about fake profiles. Photo verifications are your friend. "

Sounds bad

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I met a couple here last year, I stupidly went to their house before ever meeting them (it was my second meet) and it was going great, drinks flowing and lots of chatter. We decided to take it to the bedroom and she said she had to go get something and left the room 'carry on without me' she said and he was too eager to stick it in and forget foreplay and she came back and slammed the door, safe to say it didn't end well.. she found me on Facebook the next day and posted about me on my works Facebook page and commented on my posts etc "

Fuck. Facebook really is the devil.

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