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My grandson the psychopath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My daughter informs me that my 2 year old grandson was witnessed reciting the words 'die, die, die' over and over to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star while repeatedly stabbing a cucumber with a fork.

I don't know whether to laugh or have him sectioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he is just expressing himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" he is just expressing himself"

I'm all for freedom of expression but i'd much rather he do some finger painting instead.

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

That boot on your willy. He needs that up his arse ( not literally)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I think that's fairly normal.

My daughter is collecting skulls........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber has that effect on some people.

YouTube cats and cucumbers, there's some pretty extreme reactions... some cats don't seem to like them either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least he's not vegan! So something to be thankful for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he just really hates cucumber

C

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Just don't look after him by yourself. Have backup and don't turn your back on him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't look after him by yourself. Have backup and don't turn your back on him."

Would you do this to cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just don't look after him by yourself. Have backup and don't turn your back on him."

And keep him away from the cutlery drawer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope I think that's fairly normal.

My daughter is collecting skulls........"

Rabbit bones for mine

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Redrum, redrum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Redrum, redrum"

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair show me one person who doesn’t do that on a routine basis when Monday arrives... ;p

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

More to the point, you're a glamorous grandpa!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Just don't look after him by yourself. Have backup and don't turn your back on him.

Would you do this to cucumber? "

If you were holding it yeah I'd stab it. I'm already behind bars though so you needn't worry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More to the point, you're a glamorous grandpa!"

Thanks, of 3. The other two seem reasonably normal though my 9 year granddaughter told me she wants to be a goth when she grows up. I think that's so cool.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don’t dress up as a cucumber for Halloween

Just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair show me one person who doesn’t do that on a routine basis when Monday arrives... ;p "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

He sounds intelligent, realising that he has limits atm and operating within them. He shows much promise

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