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My Mum always said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Make sure you have clean undies and socks on, some on here would do well to take note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe thats the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum alway said if you have nothing nice to say keep your mouth closed lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my mum alway said if you have nothing nice to say keep your mouth closed lol.. "

And also never to speak with your mouth full Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my mum alway said if you have nothing nice to say keep your mouth closed lol..

And also never to speak with your mouth full Jo "
thats a hard one i do alot of the time and get told off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum used to say if you dont stop playing with it you'll go blind

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dont come running to me when youve broken your leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum always said its rude to spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum would sniff my underpants before putting them in the wash

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my mum would sniff my underpants before putting them in the wash "
brave woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for many a year in my teens, i thought my mum was a ventriloquist

she could stand at the front door and say things like 'get in this fkin house' now without moving her lips or teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum said you can always bend over and pick up nothing , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my mum alway said if you have nothing nice to say keep your mouth closed lol..

And also never to speak with your mouth full Jo thats a hard one i do alot of the time and get told off . "

That's a hard one you do alot of the time is it Jo!

I wouldn't tell you off for that lol

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My mum used to say ' if you can't hear you must feel' just before she gave us a wallop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum used to say ' if you can't hear you must feel' just before she gave us a wallop!"

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

My mum used to say ' go play up your own end '.... I did some light fingering but anal was never for me....

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

If we ever said 'Thats not fair' she would reply 'neither was your dads arse' lol. I love my mom she would always come out with whoppers like that when we were kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mums are great and if u ever need anything sewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...there are bad, rude and dirty women out there, so be careful.

I joined this site to meet them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...there are bad, rude and dirty women out there, so be careful.

"

Still to this day, whenever I go away, mums parting line is 'keep your hand on your ha'penny'

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"...there are bad, rude and dirty women out there, so be careful.

Still to this day, whenever I go away, mums parting line is 'keep your hand on your ha'penny' "

Love the song

When Molly began to go courting

Her mother was anxious to tell

How certain young fellas would want her

to stray down the pathway to 'ell

So Molly's old ma used to say:

cho: Keep your hand on your ha'penny

Cover it well with your palm

Keep your hand on your ha'penny

And Molly will come to no harm

They'll hug you and kiss you so sweetly

They'll make you feel ever so nice,

But handle the fellas discretely

And follow this simple advice:

When Molly and I went out courting

I told her she'd nothing to fear

But down in the meadow last Sunday

I whispered these words in her ear

Take your hand of your ha'penny

Look into my bonny blue eyes

Take your hand of your ha'penny

And I'll give you --- a lovely surprise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum is always saying, I'm getting the bus along, fire up that lappy of yours I want to look something up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum is always saying, I'm getting the bus along, fire up that lappy of yours I want to look something up. "

Hi Mum xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum is always saying, I'm getting the bus along, fire up that lappy of yours I want to look something up.

Hi Mum xxx"

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