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By *ick Rapid OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry

do you get that feeling when you see a profile and you think I could give her some good sex but she cant see it frustrating ? id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uuuuuuuummmm...... No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she thought "hold on we have a very full of himself" person here haha

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm always wary of people who claim to be generically "good at sex", they are clearly bad enough at sex not to realise that it is a subjective thing that happens between two (or more) individuals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo... she can't see it means she said no? Bloody infuriating! Obviously doesn't know what's good for her. Damned free will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps its a non self depreciating dry sense of humour.....Im finding it funny anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get that feeling knowing they won't reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm no, however I did drool (due to ball gag!) or possibly drip hayfever snot on a friends back last week! He wasn’t impressed at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm no, however I did drool (due to ball gag!) or possibly drip hayfever snot on a friends back last week! He wasn’t impressed at all "

Such a classy bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you get that feeling when you see a profile and you think I could give her some good sex but she cant see it frustrating ? id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out. "

Yeah, I can see your point.

Everyone loves a stud. Must be frustrating

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By *ick Rapid OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry

thank you for your comments I just suppose she would like a dose of the cum cock buster thruster muster in actin but hey hoe plenty of cats in the sea I mean u know what I mean but I do make most lady's cum 5 plus but I am just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm no, however I did drool (due to ball gag!) or possibly drip hayfever snot on a friends back last week! He wasn’t impressed at all

Such a classy bird "

Hehe well I was tied up so couldn’t control the drool/snot and he chose to bite me hard!

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By *ick Rapid OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry

you got to love fab forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting from here nostrils.....now there's an offer I can't refuse. Choose me...choose me OP

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London


"Squirting from here nostrils.....now there's an offer I can't refuse. Choose me...choose me OP "

Sounds more like something that would happen from an allergy

Or drinking and laughing at the same time,.

I would be concerned if my nostrils started squirting while in the throes of passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"thank you for your comments I just suppose she would like a dose of the cum cock buster thruster muster in actin but hey hoe plenty of cats in the sea I mean u know what I mean but I do make most lady's cum 5 plus but I am just saying "

Plenty of Cats...great name for a rival website!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"thank you for your comments I just suppose she would like a dose of the cum cock buster thruster muster in actin but hey hoe plenty of cats in the sea I mean u know what I mean but I do make most lady's cum 5 plus but I am just saying "

And CockBusterThrusterMuster has got to be my next profile name.

Thank you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirting from here nostrils.....now there's an offer I can't refuse. Choose me...choose me OP

Sounds more like something that would happen from an allergy

Or drinking and laughing at the same time,.

I would be concerned if my nostrils started squirting while in the throes of passion "

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's made my nose hurt. And that's just thinking about it.

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By *ick Rapid OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry

you need the right tool for the job no point digging with a spoon unless your in jail lmao no homo g

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bloody women eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this guy 12? Tell me he’s 12. I mark year 7 papers with better grammar. C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us women. Never know whats good for us

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Bloody women eh!"

I know!! How dare you exercise your right not to squirt from your nose!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you need the right tool for the job no point digging with a spoon unless your in jail lmao no homo g"

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford


"I'm always wary of people who claim to be generically "good at sex", they are clearly bad enough at sex not to realise that it is a subjective thing that happens between two (or more) individuals. "

Hahaaa yesss!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you get that feeling when you see a profile and you think I could give her some good sex but she cant see it frustrating ? id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out. "

Not sure I understand the point you are making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homo? Wow. Not heard that in a while.

Can’t beat a little political incorrectness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this guy 12? Tell me he’s 12. I mark year 7 papers with better grammar. C x"

he's definitely 12...no other explanantion..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like you Op

You’re the new words worth of Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Homo? Wow. Not heard that in a while.

Can’t beat a little political incorrectness.

"

He wasn’t being rude.... when someone says “ pause or no homo “ after a statement..

He is telling the other person that his statement can be construed as pick up line. But it was not intended to be...

It’s usually used by the younger urban generation...

Please don’t be offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you get that feeling when you see a profile and you think I could give her some good sex but she cant see it frustrating ? id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out. "

You want to give her ebola?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Homo? Wow. Not heard that in a while.

Can’t beat a little political incorrectness.

He wasn’t being rude.... when someone says “ pause or no homo “ after a statement..

He is telling the other person that his statement can be construed as pick up line. But it was not intended to be...

It’s usually used by the younger urban generation...

Please don’t be offended "

I now just feel really old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Homo? Wow. Not heard that in a while.

Can’t beat a little political incorrectness.

He wasn’t being rude.... when someone says “ pause or no homo “ after a statement..

He is telling the other person that his statement can be construed as pick up line. But it was not intended to be...

It’s usually used by the younger urban generation...

Please don’t be offended "

'homo' is offensive. end of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm always wary of people who claim to be generically "good at sex", they are clearly bad enough at sex not to realise that it is a subjective thing that happens between two (or more) individuals. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thank you for your comments I just suppose she would like a dose of the cum cock buster thruster muster in actin but hey hoe plenty of cats in the sea I mean u know what I mean but I do make most lady's cum 5 plus but I am just saying "

Translation, anyone???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Homo? Wow. Not heard that in a while.

Can’t beat a little political incorrectness.

He wasn’t being rude.... when someone says “ pause or no homo “ after a statement..

He is telling the other person that his statement can be construed as pick up line. But it was not intended to be...

It’s usually used by the younger urban generation...

Please don’t be offended

'homo' is offensive. end of."

Yes for your generation it is and I understand it..... but for The Xbox and PlayStation crowds it is not...

If you ever played a online game you will hear pause no homo after ever sentence... no one gets offended... but for Fab forums I guess it inappropriate...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"thank you for your comments I just suppose she would like a dose of the cum cock buster thruster muster in actin but hey hoe plenty of cats in the sea I mean u know what I mean but I do make most lady's cum 5 plus but I am just saying

Translation, anyone??? "

I think the Cum Cock Buster Thruster Muster is available from Lovehoney

So the OP is surmising that the good ladies (and indeed men that like that kind of thing) may like to purchase said item, although there may be other cats available in the sea (didn't quite get that bit). The OP however only scores 5 plus when it comes to making ladies cum.

At least I think that's what he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Homo? Wow. Not heard that in a while.

Can’t beat a little political incorrectness.

He wasn’t being rude.... when someone says “ pause or no homo “ after a statement..

He is telling the other person that his statement can be construed as pick up line. But it was not intended to be...

It’s usually used by the younger urban generation...

Please don’t be offended

'homo' is offensive. end of.

Yes for your generation it is and I understand it..... but for The Xbox and PlayStation crowds it is not...

If you ever played a online game you will hear pause no homo after ever sentence... no one gets offended... but for Fab forums I guess it inappropriate.

"

nor more inappropriate than anywhere else...doesnt matter what age anyone is, its offensive and using your age as an excuse is a bit pathetic. Doesnt matter whether you think its offensive or not...if you are aware people are offended by it then you should respect that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thank you for your comments I just suppose she would like a dose of the cum cock buster thruster muster in actin but hey hoe plenty of cats in the sea I mean u know what I mean but I do make most lady's cum 5 plus but I am just saying

Translation, anyone???

I think the Cum Cock Buster Thruster Muster is available from Lovehoney

So the OP is surmising that the good ladies (and indeed men that like that kind of thing) may like to purchase said item, although there may be other cats available in the sea (didn't quite get that bit). The OP however only scores 5 plus when it comes to making ladies cum.

At least I think that's what he said "

i think the cats thing comes from his love of 60's beatmovies..and possibly the reason he thinks using 'homo' is fine too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is absolute gold.

OP you're a literary genius. You have my vote for Poet Laureate sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever farted and sneezed at the same time? Terrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever farted and sneezed at the same time? Terrifying "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever farted and sneezed at the same time? Terrifying

"

yep, that face exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Homo? Wow. Not heard that in a while.

Can’t beat a little political incorrectness.

He wasn’t being rude.... when someone says “ pause or no homo “ after a statement..

He is telling the other person that his statement can be construed as pick up line. But it was not intended to be...

It’s usually used by the younger urban generation...

Please don’t be offended

'homo' is offensive. end of.

Yes for your generation it is and I understand it..... but for The Xbox and PlayStation crowds it is not...

If you ever played a online game you will hear pause no homo after ever sentence... no one gets offended... but for Fab forums I guess it inappropriate.

nor more inappropriate than anywhere else...doesnt matter what age anyone is, its offensive and using your age as an excuse is a bit pathetic. Doesnt matter whether you think its offensive or not...if you are aware people are offended by it then you should respect that.."

I think something is getting lost in translation..

Let’s use the N word for example... in the 40’s, 50’s, and 60’s it was very offensive to black people.

In the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s Black and white people use it in music and to talk to each other.

Is it right... that is a matter of opinion.

I was just trying to point out the Op was not trying to offend anyone with his comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever farted and sneezed at the same time? Terrifying "

Especially if the two orifices emitting those expulsions happen to have cocks in them at the time

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Ever farted and sneezed at the same time? Terrifying

Especially if the two orifices emitting those expulsions happen to have cocks in them at the time "

You get a cock up your nose?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you get that feeling when you see a profile and you think I could give her some good sex but she cant see it frustrating ? id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out. "

Sorry mate beat you to it. She gushnadoed so bad dogger bank had squalls and they could hear her nostrils flapping on Uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever farted and sneezed at the same time? Terrifying

Especially if the two orifices emitting those expulsions happen to have cocks in them at the time

You get a cock up your nose?! "

Lol. I always sneeze through my mouth so I don’t launch bogies

And I certainly don’t fart through my nose!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you get that feeling when you see a profile and you think I could give her some good sex but she cant see it frustrating ? id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you get that feeling when you see a profile and you think I could give her some good sex but she cant see it frustrating ? id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out.

Sorry mate beat you to it. She gushnadoed so bad dogger bank had squalls and they could hear her nostrils flapping on Uranus "

Holy fuck. This is getting ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men think we want to imitate Moby Dick?

I don't want to squirt out of any hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever farted and sneezed at the same time? Terrifying

Especially if the two orifices emitting those expulsions happen to have cocks in them at the time

You get a cock up your nose?!

Lol. I always sneeze through my mouth so I don’t launch bogies

And I certainly don’t fart through my nose!!! "

Can you sing from your butt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting

The dream:

Holy fuck I’m going to cum so hard I’m going to explode everywhere!

The reality:

Fucks sake we are changing the bed AGAIN?!

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men think we want to imitate Moby Dick?

I don't want to squirt out of any hole. "

Couldn’t agree more! Not a squirter don’t want to be ta very muchly.

In fact i avoid any profile that’s states “I can make you squirt” I’d be a disappointment haha

MrsK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it sex your after or just giving her the flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever farted and sneezed at the same time? Terrifying

Especially if the two orifices emitting those expulsions happen to have cocks in them at the time

You get a cock up your nose?!

Lol. I always sneeze through my mouth so I don’t launch bogies

And I certainly don’t fart through my nose!!!

Can you sing from your butt?"

It’s so tight I can whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you get that feeling when you see a profile and you think I could give her some good sex but she cant see it frustrating ? id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out. "
i would not know because every women looks for a stud or Mr Prefect it seem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you get that feeling when you see a profile and you think I could give her some good sex but she cant see it frustrating ? id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out. i would not know because every women looks for a stud or Mr Prefect it seem "

wrong. change the record.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Homo? Wow. Not heard that in a while.

Can’t beat a little political incorrectness.

He wasn’t being rude.... when someone says “ pause or no homo “ after a statement..

He is telling the other person that his statement can be construed as pick up line. But it was not intended to be...

It’s usually used by the younger urban generation...

Please don’t be offended

'homo' is offensive. end of.

Yes for your generation it is and I understand it..... but for The Xbox and PlayStation crowds it is not...

If you ever played a online game you will hear pause no homo after ever sentence... no one gets offended... but for Fab forums I guess it inappropriate.

nor more inappropriate than anywhere else...doesnt matter what age anyone is, its offensive and using your age as an excuse is a bit pathetic. Doesnt matter whether you think its offensive or not...if you are aware people are offended by it then you should respect that.."

Well worth a viewing....

https://youtu.be/ceS_jkKjIgo

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For anyone reading this or many of the other forum posts for amusements sake, you've got to watch series 20 of Southpark. Modern society wrapped up in 10 easy episodes.

#ArtImitatingLife #TrollTrace #CheckYourPrivilege #BecauseItsFunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm no, however I did drool (due to ball gag!) or possibly drip hayfever snot on a friends back last week! He wasn’t impressed at all "

Pictures please ?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Homo? Wow. Not heard that in a while.

Can’t beat a little political incorrectness.

He wasn’t being rude.... when someone says “ pause or no homo “ after a statement..

He is telling the other person that his statement can be construed as pick up line. But it was not intended to be...

It’s usually used by the younger urban generation...

Please don’t be offended

'homo' is offensive. end of.

Yes for your generation it is and I understand it..... but for The Xbox and PlayStation crowds it is not...

If you ever played a online game you will hear pause no homo after ever sentence... no one gets offended... but for Fab forums I guess it inappropriate.

nor more inappropriate than anywhere else...doesnt matter what age anyone is, its offensive and using your age as an excuse is a bit pathetic. Doesnt matter whether you think its offensive or not...if you are aware people are offended by it then you should respect that.."

I think what you mean is "its a word that you and possibly others) find offensive".

That does not make it an offensive word.

It's just a word you have chosen to be offended by.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Of course the REAL question to ask is; how does somebody who has a hugely inflated opinion of their size and prowess react when the lady says "Yeah it was OK. But the guy I had last week was bigger and better if I'm honest"?

The problem with ego is that it can get ugly when bruised. Plus, it's not always an attractive trait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you get that feeling when you see a profile and you think I could give her some good sex but she cant see it frustrating ? id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out. i would not know because every women looks for a stud or Mr Prefect it seem "

Want some ketchup for that chip on your shoulder.

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By *ick Rapid OP   Man
over a year ago

coventry

no I didn't mean to offend or affend anyone an yess I am 12 and no its not my generation of choosing words and yes I make women come all over the bed and yes it is 5 times or more and yes im a poet and no spelling is grate and no I don't take this post seriously and yes its all fun and jokes sorry again and thank you all good luck don't flop and never tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever farted and sneezed at the same time? Terrifying

Especially if the two orifices emitting those expulsions happen to have cocks in them at the time

You get a cock up your nose?!

Lol. I always sneeze through my mouth so I don’t launch bogies

And I certainly don’t fart through my nose!!!

Can you sing from your butt?

It’s so tight I can whistle "

I can blow a tune like an E-flat Euphonium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm no, however I did drool (due to ball gag!) or possibly drip hayfever snot on a friends back last week! He wasn’t impressed at all

Such a classy bird "

I was reading this thread backwards, and guessed who you meant.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not for much longer than a microsecond, once I've seen the millions of other people that are attractive to me.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

[Removed by poster at 04/05/18 17:19:54]

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"no I didn't mean to offend or affend anyone an yess I am 12 and no its not my generation of choosing words and yes I make women come all over the bed and yes it is 5 times or more and yes im a poet and no spelling is grate and no I don't take this post seriously and yes its all fun and jokes sorry again and thank you

all good luck don't flop and never tap"

You are 12????

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"do you get that feeling when you see a profile and you think I could give her some good sex but she cant see it frustrating ? id have her squirting from her nostrils in no time what a shame to miss out.

Sorry mate beat you to it. She gushnadoed so bad dogger bank had squalls and they could hear her nostrils flapping on Uranus

Holy fuck. This is getting ridiculous "

It started off close ...

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