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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

From the get go circle back if you're on the same page about annoying office jargon

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Copy me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's annoying you, you could outsource it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just thinking outside the box

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great idea. I'll ping you an email.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we should get together and have an idea shower, see if we can come up with a strategic fit

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

We’re hitting the ground running so far

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It’s blue sky thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need some blue sky thinking to get the low hanging fruit and leverage our capabilities

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Is that within the remit?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Ah good old office bullshit bingo - don't miss those days; however, do 'reach out' and 'touch base' sometime soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is some great joined up thinking. Go team! Carry on this trajectory and we'll need an away day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t get into this or I’ll be emptying the tanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's touch base, check that we're on the same page and singing from the same hymnsheet from the get-go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very Reggie Perrin !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were told we're going on an away day today. I cried inside as my soul died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to breakout and park this way of thinking.

Can't we just Bluesky some idea ingredients?

Cascade that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My area manager actually asked me to do something on my weekly bookwork and actually said it was because she wanted to make sure it was double ended !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were told we're going on an away day today. I cried inside as my soul died. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were told we're going on an away day today. I cried inside as my soul died. "

I feel your pain. Typical end of April nonsense.

Ours was a weekend. 2 extra days laughing and trying to be pleasant with the idiotic/nasty work colleagues you can barely stand to look at for 5 days a week. I booked this week off just to recover.

If anyone from work is reading this. You know this is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were told we're going on an away day today. I cried inside as my soul died.

I feel your pain. Typical end of April nonsense.

Ours was a weekend. 2 extra days laughing and trying to be pleasant with the idiotic/nasty work colleagues you can barely stand to look at for 5 days a week. I booked this week off just to recover.

If anyone from work is reading this. You know this is true. "

Oh God I have endured so much of this nonsense over the years. It's truly draining and I don't know how anyone thinks that it actually does any good. But then I loathe and detest the corporate world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure this forum is cascaded to all fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh God I have endured so much of this nonsense over the years. It's truly draining and I don't know how anyone thinks that it actually does any good. But then I loathe and detest the corporate world. "

They must know. They must see a row of faces like thunder and just carry on.

Utter Bastards.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

" I'm sorry - there's no one available to take your call, they're all in a Townhall meeting "

That's our latest one!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Used to play Bullshit Bingo in some of our meetings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to play Bullshit Bingo in some of our meetings "

Probably best to kick that sort of thing into the long gtass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey sammy Jo

How about I run my flagpole up you

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Used to play Bullshit Bingo in some of our meetings

Probably best to kick that sort of thing into the long gtass"

The word ‘robust’ gets overused.

one that made me laugh years back from a comedy show “let’s throw it in the birdcage, see if the budgie bites’

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"" I'm sorry - there's no one available to take your call, they're all in a Townhall meeting "

That's our latest one! "

We've started this bullshit in the last year! Making people get up and speak to give an update when not in the comfort zone is out of order in my opinion!

Another reason why I stepped down from management, can't be arsed with all the shite any more

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Hang on a minute while I run the idea of this thread up a flagpole and see if it flies!! Needs beta testing after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resiliance is used a lot at my place.....I have lost my resiliance for hearing it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In fact is this an all hands thread or just one for the over achievers?

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Socialising an idea is my pet peeve at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All very valid points but let's park your ideas. I think you're trying to put square pegs in round holes. Now who can think of a way to square this circle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Socialising an idea is my pet peeve at the moment!"

that's a new one to me. I'll be sure to use it tomorrow. See if catches on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Cascade this info to your team' is a great way of saying: "This is what's happening, your opinions are unwelcome. Pass it on."

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over a year ago

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I don't know what worse Office jargon or txt speak

Or am I just Blue sky thinking it was just a Shower idea it good to see people on the same page

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who is taking ownership of this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just thinking outside the box"

No-one told me there was a box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is taking ownership of this? "

I think this is a great development opportunity for you.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Sounds like a telecon to brainstorm..just putting it out there..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who is taking ownership of this?

I think this is a great development opportunity for you."

I take your point but I'm too busy dotting the I's and crossing the t's on our next away day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get paid enough to think.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"" I'm sorry - there's no one available to take your call, they're all in a Townhall meeting "

That's our latest one!

We've started this bullshit in the last year! Making people get up and speak to give an update when not in the comfort zone is out of order in my opinion!

Another reason why I stepped down from management, can't be arsed with all the shite any more "

And it's usually sprung on you at the last minute!!

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London


"" I'm sorry - there's no one available to take your call, they're all in a Townhall meeting "

That's our latest one!

We've started this bullshit in the last year! Making people get up and speak to give an update when not in the comfort zone is out of order in my opinion!

Another reason why I stepped down from management, can't be arsed with all the shite any more

And it's usually sprung on you at the last minute!! "

Yes, but, fail to prepare, prepare to fail!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"" I'm sorry - there's no one available to take your call, they're all in a Townhall meeting "

That's our latest one!

We've started this bullshit in the last year! Making people get up and speak to give an update when not in the comfort zone is out of order in my opinion!

Another reason why I stepped down from management, can't be arsed with all the shite any more

And it's usually sprung on you at the last minute!!

Yes, but, fail to prepare, prepare to fail! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah good old office bullshit bingo - don't miss those days; however, do 'reach out' and 'touch base' sometime soon"

I'm all about the base.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Ah good old office bullshit bingo - don't miss those days; however, do 'reach out' and 'touch base' sometime soon

I'm all about the base."

No treble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need to pick off the low hanging fruit first

Who the fuck comes up with this shit

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London


"Ah good old office bullshit bingo - don't miss those days; however, do 'reach out' and 'touch base' sometime soon

I'm all about the base.

No treble?"

More like wobble in my case

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's a no brainer to take this project off piste

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Ah good old office bullshit bingo - don't miss those days; however, do 'reach out' and 'touch base' sometime soon

I'm all about the base."

But did you baseline it?

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Let's push this boat out and see if it floats

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Blue sky thinking

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

A 'scrum' instead of a meeting

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

might need to widen the goalposts for this one or it'll just be another own goal

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm just unpicking this thread.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm going to 'keep across' this thread to await further developments.

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

Team Hug........Cos were all one big team right........except the sychophants

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

The clever idiots...you know the ones that Fuck the company up and walk away with their million bucks

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Stop moaning. I spent today preparing an away day for you lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dafuq?

I’m really.....really glad I don’t work in an office environment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to play Bullshit Bingo in some of our meetings

Probably best to kick that sort of thing into the long gtass

The word ‘robust’ gets overused.

one that made me laugh years back from a comedy show “let’s throw it in the birdcage, see if the budgie bites’"

Yes a "robust" management style is just another way of saying "bullying." I wish that budgie would bite the lot of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I've been out of the loop. Just thought I'd circle back to make sure things are going forward. Drill down guys, keep it customer centric, it'll be a win win. Just make sure you all hit the ground running this morning, I want to park it by the end of the day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's a brand new day. Let's regroup. It's time to play hard ball.

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