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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West

Right this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right this time "

Third time you’re in trouble

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West

Sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello again all x

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West

Home time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need chocolate I’m so hungry

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"I need chocolate I’m so hungry"

Mmmmmmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally home. What a day.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ohhhh boobie started a new one

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"Ohhhh boobie started a new one "

I'm neither confirming nor denying that I broke the last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need chocolate I’m so hungry

Mmmmmmmm yes please "

Jeez

You want my pizza

You want my chocolate

You keep looking at my cock.....

Anything else you want

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"I need chocolate I’m so hungry

Mmmmmmmm yes please

Jeez

You want my pizza

You want my chocolate

You keep looking at my cock.....

Anything else you want "

Why what else is on offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisible again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invisible again "

Know the feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invisible again

Know the feeling."

Hi booboo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invisible again

Know the feeling.

Hi booboo xx"

Heya xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need chocolate I’m so hungry

Mmmmmmmm yes please

Jeez

You want my pizza

You want my chocolate

You keep looking at my cock.....

Anything else you want

Why what else is on offer?"

Come and ask me nicely you’ll find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Kat

Hi Boo

Sorry actually did do a bit of work for once

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Hi Kat

Hi Boo

Sorry actually did do a bit of work for once "

I'm calling bullshit on that

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Good evening lads and ladies

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West

Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x"

I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x

I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it "

Get your skin colour bra ready.

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x

I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it "

Right on sister!!

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"I need chocolate I’m so hungry

Mmmmmmmm yes please

Jeez

You want my pizza

You want my chocolate

You keep looking at my cock.....

Anything else you want

Why what else is on offer?

Come and ask me nicely you’ll find out "

Give me a clue

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x

I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it

Get your skin colour bra ready. "

those are essential for some outfits! Particularly white!

What old ladies have is a nice off white 'cross your heart' bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x

I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it

Get your skin colour bra ready.

those are essential for some outfits! Particularly white!

What old ladies have is a nice off white 'cross your heart' bra "

Do it.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x

I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it

Get your skin colour bra ready.

those are essential for some outfits! Particularly white!

What old ladies have is a nice off white 'cross your heart' bra

Do it. "

On it, stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening lads and ladies "

Hi Jolie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi dickwad how was your Monday xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi dickwad how was your Monday xc"

Absolute shite Kat.

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By *ickyloubbwWoman
over a year ago

Walsall

Evening all

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Evening all

My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Evening all

My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day

"

You have the worst luck in your household x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi dickwad how was your Monday xc

Absolute shite Kat. "

Not good xx

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Evening all

My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day

You have the worst luck in your household x"

Takes after me can have an accident any bloody where x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day

You have the worst luck in your household x"

Don't you read your messages Mr x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day

"

Are the twins in school already

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all

My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day

"

Bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone x

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West

Evening Pap x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Pap x"

Hi BB x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Evening all

My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day

Are the twins in school already "

Yes kat they’re 5 so full time already and my youngest starts in September x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone x "

Hi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone x

Hi x"

Hi Kat how are you hun?x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day

Are the twins in school already

Yes kat they’re 5 so full time already and my youngest starts in September x"

Bless very accident prone in your house x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone x

Hi x

Hi Kat how are you hun?x"

Ok thanks you x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening one and all

Out of my suit and in my scruffs

Thank god that one is over and roll on BH weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all

Out of my suit and in my scruffs

Thank god that one is over and roll on BH weekend "

Hi diamond

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Good evening lads and ladies

Hi Jolie xx"

Evening beaut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? "

Man up, soft lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Man up, soft lad "

Oh right I get no sympathy then?

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Man up, soft lad

Oh right I get no sympathy then? "

Not from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Man up, soft lad

Oh right I get no sympathy then?

Not from me! "

Well you're just a rhymes with stunt.

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? "

Boo hoo

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Man up, soft lad

Oh right I get no sympathy then?

Not from me!

Well you're just a rhymes with stunt. "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo "

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo "

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either "

None at all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either "

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

None at all x"

Not just the wrong tree, tel.... the wrong forest too!

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)"

***warning. Low flying dummies***

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)"

What are we sucking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?"

My balls.

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls. "

Mmmmmm. Lol

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls. "

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!"

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. "

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 "

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? "

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart "

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. "

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

"

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. "

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes...."

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. "

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat "

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. "

Sympathy shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?"

Go on then.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then. "

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

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over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds "

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails "

Aww mate, im sorry!

The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening luvvas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone join in or is it a private show lol xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening one and all, is it nearly bed time?

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

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"Evening luvvas "

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening luvvas "

I'll never be your luvva but evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all, is it nearly bed time? "

My bed is always free any TIME

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

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"Can anyone join in or is it a private show lol xc"

More the merrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all, is it nearly bed time? "

It can be if you want it to be xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anyone join in or is it a private show lol xc

More the merrier "

Don't want to interrupt xx

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West

Evening you lot x

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

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"Can anyone join in or is it a private show lol xc

More the merrier

Don't want to interrupt xx"

Never stopped me

Alright cocka?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anyone join in or is it a private show lol xc

More the merrier

Don't want to interrupt xx

Never stopped me

Alright cocka?"

Yep x

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

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"Can anyone join in or is it a private show lol xc

More the merrier

Don't want to interrupt xx

Never stopped me

Alright cocka?

Yep x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening you lot x "

Hi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening you lot x "

Hey you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails

Aww mate, im sorry!

The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!"

Fuck yous I'm on anyway.

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening you lot x

Hey you "

You ok?

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails

Aww mate, im sorry!

The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!

Fuck yous I'm on anyway. "

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails

Aww mate, im sorry!

The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!

Fuck yous I'm on anyway.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha "

Makes no difference to you, crankyarse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all, is it nearly bed time?

My bed is always free any TIME "

Is that an invite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails

Aww mate, im sorry!

The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!

Fuck yous I'm on anyway.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Makes no difference to you, crankyarse!"

Check my new pic I'm smiling.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails

Aww mate, im sorry!

The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!

Fuck yous I'm on anyway.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Makes no difference to you, crankyarse!

Check my new pic I'm smiling. "

Herrrrrrres tele

*double locks door*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jolieeeee.....

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

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"Jolieeeee..... "

Paaaaappppp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails

Aww mate, im sorry!

The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!

Fuck yous I'm on anyway.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Makes no difference to you, crankyarse!

Check my new pic I'm smiling.

Herrrrrrres tele

*double locks door*"

I'm taking my ball in.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails

Aww mate, im sorry!

The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!

Fuck yous I'm on anyway.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Makes no difference to you, crankyarse!

Check my new pic I'm smiling.

Herrrrrrres tele

*double locks door*

I'm tucking my balls in. "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails

Aww mate, im sorry!

The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!

Fuck yous I'm on anyway.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Makes no difference to you, crankyarse!

Check my new pic I'm smiling.

Herrrrrrres tele

*double locks door*

I'm tucking my balls in.

FIFY

"

What's that mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening you lot x

Hey you

You ok?"

All good I have chocolate now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all, is it nearly bed time?

My bed is always free any TIME

Is that an invite?"

Might be

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails

Aww mate, im sorry!

The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!

Fuck yous I'm on anyway.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Makes no difference to you, crankyarse!

Check my new pic I'm smiling.

Herrrrrrres tele

*double locks door*

I'm tucking my balls in.

FIFY

What's that mean? "

Fixed it for you.... i corrected your spelling in your ball post!

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening you lot x

Hey you

You ok?

All good I have chocolate now "

Are we sharing?

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Evening you lot x

Hey you

You ok?

All good I have chocolate now "

gawd... is that you and tele on the blob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening you lot x

Hey you

You ok?

All good I have chocolate now "

I have wine gums xx

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening you lot x

Hey you

You ok?

All good I have chocolate now

I have wine gums xx"

Are we sharing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening you lot x

Hey you

You ok?

All good I have chocolate now

Are we sharing?"

If you want to share me yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening you lot x

Hey you

You ok?

All good I have chocolate now

gawd... is that you and tele on the blob? "

Don’t start on me young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next?

Boo hoo

Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either

Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)

What are we sucking?

My balls.

Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!

Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out.

My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2

I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows?

If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart

No I wanna be nice, let's be nice.

Ok shnookums *strokes your head*

Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it.

Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes....

I got them. Just reaching for hand cream.

I swapped the bottle with deep heat

Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form.

Sympathy shag?

Go on then.

Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds

Ffssss... I'm doing my nails

Aww mate, im sorry!

The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!

Fuck yous I'm on anyway.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Makes no difference to you, crankyarse!

Check my new pic I'm smiling.

Herrrrrrres tele

*double locks door*

I'm tucking my balls in.

FIFY

What's that mean?

Fixed it for you.... i corrected your spelling in your ball post!"

War all out war I say.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Evening you lot x

Hey you

You ok?

All good I have chocolate now

gawd... is that you and tele on the blob?

Don’t start on me young lady "

Aww. Young!

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening you lot x

Hey you

You ok?

All good I have chocolate now

Are we sharing?

If you want to share me yes "

Lol

I don't mind sharing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all, is it nearly bed time?

My bed is always free any TIME

Is that an invite?

Might be "

Might? Not good enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just going to knit quietly in the corner and wait for blue

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

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Waits patiently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just going to knit quietly in the corner and wait for blue "

What you knitting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just going to knit quietly in the corner and wait for blue

What you knitting? "

A Willy warmer for you ...I thought I'd start small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blueeeeeee I need you xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just going to knit quietly in the corner and wait for blue

What you knitting?

A Willy warmer for you ...I thought I'd start small "

Then go dead Big?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Evening everybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just going to knit quietly in the corner and wait for blue

What you knitting?

A Willy warmer for you ...I thought I'd start small

Then go dead Big? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everybody "

Hello blue mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everybody "

Hi Blue x

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening everybody "

Hi darling

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening everybody

Hello blue mate. "

Evening T

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening everybody

Hi Blue x "

Papalicous xx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening everybody

Hi darling "

Boobs

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Blueeeeeee I need you xc"

Hey Kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everybody "

Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently "

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X"

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Did Blue show up or sommit?

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Good evening "

Hello fresh meat

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"

Did Blue show up or sommit?

"

No I don't think so

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

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"

Did Blue show up or sommit?

No I don't think so "

Smells like moist knickers round here. You got new aftershave?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening everybody

Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx"

You said a couple of days ago yo wanted to ask me something? I just wondered what it was.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening "

Hiya apples

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"

Did Blue show up or sommit?

No I don't think so

Smells like moist knickers round here. You got new aftershave? "

Yeah it's eau de flange

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"

Did Blue show up or sommit?

No I don't think so

Smells like moist knickers round here. You got new aftershave?

Yeah it's eau de flange "

Ahh. I prefer clunge por homme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening "

Hey juicy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do "

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"

Did Blue show up or sommit?

No I don't think so

Smells like moist knickers round here. You got new aftershave?

Yeah it's eau de flange

Ahh. I prefer clunge por homme"

Sounds delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everybody

Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx

You said a couple of days ago yo wanted to ask me something? I just wondered what it was..... "

Just if you ever went to cupids on curvy Thursday xx

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with "

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*"

Come on Tel man up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*"

What's this nonsense I read?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening everybody

Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx

You said a couple of days ago yo wanted to ask me something? I just wondered what it was.....

Just if you ever went to cupids on curvy Thursday xx"

No I haven't been to one yet. Which is ridiculous as I'm so close to it. I think I'm just nervous about going as a single guy.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*

What's this nonsense I read? "

Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everybody

Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx

You said a couple of days ago yo wanted to ask me something? I just wondered what it was.....

Just if you ever went to cupids on curvy Thursday xx

No I haven't been to one yet. Which is ridiculous as I'm so close to it. I think I'm just nervous about going as a single guy. "

We going to the June with a single lady friend xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*

What's this nonsense I read?

Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date

"

Ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*

What's this nonsense I read?

Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date

"

Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*

What's this nonsense I read?

Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date

Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you. "

Your mum taught me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns around and exits stage left.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Turns around and exits stage left."

*snaps ya knicker lastic on way out *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*

What's this nonsense I read?

Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date

Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you.

Your mum taught me "

No she never my dad did.

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By *ooby bird OP   Woman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening "

Hi PP

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening everybody

Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx

You said a couple of days ago yo wanted to ask me something? I just wondered what it was.....

Just if you ever went to cupids on curvy Thursday xx

No I haven't been to one yet. Which is ridiculous as I'm so close to it. I think I'm just nervous about going as a single guy.

We going to the June with a single lady friend xx"

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*

What's this nonsense I read?

Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date

Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you.

Your mum taught me

No she never my dad did. "

Oh yeh. Your mums queue was too long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*

What's this nonsense I read?

Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date

Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you.

Your mum taught me

No she never my dad did.

Oh yeh. Your mums queue was too long!"

Yours was fuckin empty.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*

What's this nonsense I read?

Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date

Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you.

Your mum taught me

No she never my dad did.

Oh yeh. Your mums queue was too long!

Yours was fuckin empty. "

Forgot to put my light on, was too busy fantasizing about you. How i'd duct tape your mouth and tie your hands together.... and leave you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*

What's this nonsense I read?

Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date

Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you.

Your mum taught me

No she never my dad did.

Oh yeh. Your mums queue was too long!

Yours was fuckin empty.

Forgot to put my light on, was too busy fantasizing about you. How i'd duct tape your mouth and tie your hands together.... and leave you"

See that just makes me hard.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Waits patiently

You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X

The war I was promised

Guess you will do

Oooohhhhh who we going to war with

Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*

What's this nonsense I read?

Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date

Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you.

Your mum taught me

No she never my dad did.

Oh yeh. Your mums queue was too long!

Yours was fuckin empty.

Forgot to put my light on, was too busy fantasizing about you. How i'd duct tape your mouth and tie your hands together.... and leave you

See that just makes me hard. "

Last word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi PP xc

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