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"I need chocolate I’m so hungry" Mmmmmmmm yes please | |||
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"Ohhhh boobie started a new one " I'm neither confirming nor denying that I broke the last one | |||
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"I need chocolate I’m so hungry Mmmmmmmm yes please Jeez You want my pizza You want my chocolate You keep looking at my cock..... Anything else you want " Why what else is on offer? | |||
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"Invisible again Know the feeling." Hi booboo xx | |||
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"Invisible again Know the feeling. Hi booboo xx" Heya xx | |||
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"I need chocolate I’m so hungry Mmmmmmmm yes please Jeez You want my pizza You want my chocolate You keep looking at my cock..... Anything else you want Why what else is on offer?" Come and ask me nicely you’ll find out | |||
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"Hi Kat Hi Boo Sorry actually did do a bit of work for once " I'm calling bullshit on that | |||
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"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x" I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it | |||
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"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it " Get your skin colour bra ready. | |||
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"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it " Right on sister!! | |||
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"I need chocolate I’m so hungry Mmmmmmmm yes please Jeez You want my pizza You want my chocolate You keep looking at my cock..... Anything else you want Why what else is on offer? Come and ask me nicely you’ll find out " Give me a clue | |||
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"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it Get your skin colour bra ready. " those are essential for some outfits! Particularly white! What old ladies have is a nice off white 'cross your heart' bra | |||
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"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it Get your skin colour bra ready. those are essential for some outfits! Particularly white! What old ladies have is a nice off white 'cross your heart' bra " Do it. | |||
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"Bra off o'clock - join me ladies x x I've beat you tonight! Last day I have the tits of a 36 year old, making the most of it Get your skin colour bra ready. those are essential for some outfits! Particularly white! What old ladies have is a nice off white 'cross your heart' bra Do it. " On it, stud | |||
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"Good evening lads and ladies " Hi Jolie xx | |||
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"Hi dickwad how was your Monday xc" Absolute shite Kat. | |||
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"Evening all My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day " You have the worst luck in your household x | |||
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"Hi dickwad how was your Monday xc Absolute shite Kat. " Not good xx | |||
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"Evening all My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day You have the worst luck in your household x" Takes after me can have an accident any bloody where x | |||
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"Evening all My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day You have the worst luck in your household x" Don't you read your messages Mr x | |||
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"Evening all My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day " Are the twins in school already | |||
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"Evening all My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day " Bloody hell | |||
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"Evening all My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day Are the twins in school already " Yes kat they’re 5 so full time already and my youngest starts in September x | |||
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"Evening everyone x Hi x" Hi Kat how are you hun?x | |||
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"Evening all My youngest twin as broken her wrist in PE bless her so I’ve been at a&e most of day Are the twins in school already Yes kat they’re 5 so full time already and my youngest starts in September x" Bless very accident prone in your house x | |||
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"Evening everyone x Hi x Hi Kat how are you hun?x" Ok thanks you x | |||
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"Evening one and all Out of my suit and in my scruffs Thank god that one is over and roll on BH weekend " Hi diamond | |||
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"Good evening lads and ladies Hi Jolie xx" Evening beaut | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? " Man up, soft lad | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Man up, soft lad " Oh right I get no sympathy then? | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Man up, soft lad Oh right I get no sympathy then? " Not from me! | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Man up, soft lad Oh right I get no sympathy then? Not from me! " Well you're just a rhymes with stunt. | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? " Boo hoo | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Man up, soft lad Oh right I get no sympathy then? Not from me! Well you're just a rhymes with stunt. " Yep | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo " | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo " Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either " None at all x | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either " Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either None at all x" Not just the wrong tree, tel.... the wrong forest too! | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)" ***warning. Low flying dummies*** | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger)" What are we sucking? | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking?" My balls. | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. " Mmmmmm. Lol | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. " Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache!" Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. " My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 " I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? " If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart " No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. " Ok shnookums *strokes your head* | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* " Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. " Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes...." I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. " I swapped the bottle with deep heat | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat " Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. " Sympathy shag? | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag?" Go on then. | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. " Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds " Ffssss... I'm doing my nails | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds Ffssss... I'm doing my nails " Aww mate, im sorry! The only hour of the week we are vulnerable! | |||
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"Evening luvvas " Evening | |||
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"Evening luvvas " I'll never be your luvva but evening x | |||
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"Evening one and all, is it nearly bed time? " My bed is always free any TIME | |||
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"Can anyone join in or is it a private show lol xc" More the merrier | |||
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"Evening one and all, is it nearly bed time? " It can be if you want it to be xc | |||
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"Can anyone join in or is it a private show lol xc More the merrier " Don't want to interrupt xx | |||
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"Can anyone join in or is it a private show lol xc More the merrier Don't want to interrupt xx" Never stopped me Alright cocka? | |||
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"Can anyone join in or is it a private show lol xc More the merrier Don't want to interrupt xx Never stopped me Alright cocka?" Yep x | |||
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"Can anyone join in or is it a private show lol xc More the merrier Don't want to interrupt xx Never stopped me Alright cocka? Yep x" | |||
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"Evening you lot x " Hey you | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds Ffssss... I'm doing my nails Aww mate, im sorry! The only hour of the week we are vulnerable!" Fuck yous I'm on anyway. | |||
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"Evening you lot x Hey you " You ok? | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds Ffssss... I'm doing my nails Aww mate, im sorry! The only hour of the week we are vulnerable! Fuck yous I'm on anyway. " Ha ha ha ha ha ha | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds Ffssss... I'm doing my nails Aww mate, im sorry! The only hour of the week we are vulnerable! Fuck yous I'm on anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha ha " Makes no difference to you, crankyarse! | |||
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"Evening one and all, is it nearly bed time? My bed is always free any TIME " Is that an invite? | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds Ffssss... I'm doing my nails Aww mate, im sorry! The only hour of the week we are vulnerable! Fuck yous I'm on anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Makes no difference to you, crankyarse!" Check my new pic I'm smiling. | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds Ffssss... I'm doing my nails Aww mate, im sorry! The only hour of the week we are vulnerable! Fuck yous I'm on anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Makes no difference to you, crankyarse! Check my new pic I'm smiling. " Herrrrrrres tele *double locks door* | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds Ffssss... I'm doing my nails Aww mate, im sorry! The only hour of the week we are vulnerable! Fuck yous I'm on anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Makes no difference to you, crankyarse! Check my new pic I'm smiling. Herrrrrrres tele *double locks door*" I'm taking my ball in. | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds Ffssss... I'm doing my nails Aww mate, im sorry! The only hour of the week we are vulnerable! Fuck yous I'm on anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Makes no difference to you, crankyarse! Check my new pic I'm smiling. Herrrrrrres tele *double locks door* I'm tucking my balls in. " FIFY | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds Ffssss... I'm doing my nails Aww mate, im sorry! The only hour of the week we are vulnerable! Fuck yous I'm on anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Makes no difference to you, crankyarse! Check my new pic I'm smiling. Herrrrrrres tele *double locks door* I'm tucking my balls in. FIFY " What's that mean? | |||
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"Evening one and all, is it nearly bed time? My bed is always free any TIME Is that an invite?" Might be | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds Ffssss... I'm doing my nails Aww mate, im sorry! The only hour of the week we are vulnerable! Fuck yous I'm on anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Makes no difference to you, crankyarse! Check my new pic I'm smiling. Herrrrrrres tele *double locks door* I'm tucking my balls in. FIFY What's that mean? " Fixed it for you.... i corrected your spelling in your ball post! | |||
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"Evening you lot x Hey you You ok? All good I have chocolate now " Are we sharing? | |||
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"Evening you lot x Hey you You ok? All good I have chocolate now " gawd... is that you and tele on the blob? | |||
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"Evening you lot x Hey you You ok? All good I have chocolate now " I have wine gums xx | |||
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"Evening you lot x Hey you You ok? All good I have chocolate now I have wine gums xx" Are we sharing? | |||
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"Evening you lot x Hey you You ok? All good I have chocolate now Are we sharing?" If you want to share me yes | |||
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"Evening you lot x Hey you You ok? All good I have chocolate now gawd... is that you and tele on the blob? " Don’t start on me young lady | |||
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"I'm tired, got a banging head ache, and only got a 19 inch telly in my room. What next? Boo hoo Haha stud.... no sympathy from bb either Well yous can just go and suck it. (Middle finger) What are we sucking? My balls. Not tonight, love. YOU have a headache! Ok I'll settle for a soapy one then. Get the fairy out. My fairy aint coming out tonight....it has plans the next 2 I meant washing up liquid. Do you lick Windows? If I wanted to hear from an arse, I'd fart No I wanna be nice, let's be nice. Ok shnookums *strokes your head* Aaahh fooled you bellend. And You fell for it. Thank fuck you told me before I pressed send on those nudes.... I got them. Just reaching for hand cream. I swapped the bottle with deep heat Fuck it you win. I've got nothing to say. I'm off form. Sympathy shag? Go on then. Pap.... pop round to tels... you are closer and it will only be seconds Ffssss... I'm doing my nails Aww mate, im sorry! The only hour of the week we are vulnerable! Fuck yous I'm on anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Makes no difference to you, crankyarse! Check my new pic I'm smiling. Herrrrrrres tele *double locks door* I'm tucking my balls in. FIFY What's that mean? Fixed it for you.... i corrected your spelling in your ball post!" War all out war I say. | |||
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"Evening you lot x Hey you You ok? All good I have chocolate now gawd... is that you and tele on the blob? Don’t start on me young lady " Aww. Young! | |||
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"Evening you lot x Hey you You ok? All good I have chocolate now Are we sharing? If you want to share me yes " Lol I don't mind sharing x | |||
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"Evening one and all, is it nearly bed time? My bed is always free any TIME Is that an invite? Might be " Might? Not good enough. | |||
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"I'm just going to knit quietly in the corner and wait for blue What you knitting? " A Willy warmer for you ...I thought I'd start small | |||
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"I'm just going to knit quietly in the corner and wait for blue What you knitting? A Willy warmer for you ...I thought I'd start small " Then go dead Big? | |||
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"I'm just going to knit quietly in the corner and wait for blue What you knitting? A Willy warmer for you ...I thought I'd start small Then go dead Big? " | |||
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"Evening everybody " Hi Blue x | |||
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"Evening everybody Hello blue mate. " Evening T | |||
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"Evening everybody Hi Blue x " Papalicous xx | |||
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"Evening everybody " Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X" The war I was promised Guess you will do | |||
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" Did Blue show up or sommit? " No I don't think so | |||
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" Did Blue show up or sommit? No I don't think so " Smells like moist knickers round here. You got new aftershave? | |||
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"Evening everybody Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx" You said a couple of days ago yo wanted to ask me something? I just wondered what it was..... | |||
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" Did Blue show up or sommit? No I don't think so Smells like moist knickers round here. You got new aftershave? " Yeah it's eau de flange | |||
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" Did Blue show up or sommit? No I don't think so Smells like moist knickers round here. You got new aftershave? Yeah it's eau de flange " Ahh. I prefer clunge por homme | |||
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"Good evening " Hey juicy xx | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do " Oooohhhhh who we going to war with | |||
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" Did Blue show up or sommit? No I don't think so Smells like moist knickers round here. You got new aftershave? Yeah it's eau de flange Ahh. I prefer clunge por homme" Sounds delightful | |||
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"Evening everybody Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx You said a couple of days ago yo wanted to ask me something? I just wondered what it was..... " Just if you ever went to cupids on curvy Thursday xx | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with " Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs* | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*" Come on Tel man up | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs*" What's this nonsense I read? | |||
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"Evening everybody Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx You said a couple of days ago yo wanted to ask me something? I just wondered what it was..... Just if you ever went to cupids on curvy Thursday xx" No I haven't been to one yet. Which is ridiculous as I'm so close to it. I think I'm just nervous about going as a single guy. | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs* What's this nonsense I read? " Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date | |||
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"Evening everybody Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx You said a couple of days ago yo wanted to ask me something? I just wondered what it was..... Just if you ever went to cupids on curvy Thursday xx No I haven't been to one yet. Which is ridiculous as I'm so close to it. I think I'm just nervous about going as a single guy. " We going to the June with a single lady friend xx | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs* What's this nonsense I read? Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date " Ouch!! | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs* What's this nonsense I read? Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date " Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you. | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs* What's this nonsense I read? Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you. " Your mum taught me | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs* What's this nonsense I read? Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you. Your mum taught me " No she never my dad did. | |||
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"Evening everybody Hey blue one what did you want me for last night xxx You said a couple of days ago yo wanted to ask me something? I just wondered what it was..... Just if you ever went to cupids on curvy Thursday xx No I haven't been to one yet. Which is ridiculous as I'm so close to it. I think I'm just nervous about going as a single guy. We going to the June with a single lady friend xx" | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs* What's this nonsense I read? Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you. Your mum taught me No she never my dad did. " Oh yeh. Your mums queue was too long! | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs* What's this nonsense I read? Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you. Your mum taught me No she never my dad did. Oh yeh. Your mums queue was too long!" Yours was fuckin empty. | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs* What's this nonsense I read? Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you. Your mum taught me No she never my dad did. Oh yeh. Your mums queue was too long! Yours was fuckin empty. " Forgot to put my light on, was too busy fantasizing about you. How i'd duct tape your mouth and tie your hands together.... and leave you | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs* What's this nonsense I read? Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you. Your mum taught me No she never my dad did. Oh yeh. Your mums queue was too long! Yours was fuckin empty. Forgot to put my light on, was too busy fantasizing about you. How i'd duct tape your mouth and tie your hands together.... and leave you" See that just makes me hard. | |||
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"Waits patiently You waiting patiently for what cheeky? X The war I was promised Guess you will do Oooohhhhh who we going to war with Banter war with tel.... he cant handle me though *shrugs* What's this nonsense I read? Save your breath. You will need it to blow up your date Nah told it I had a headache. Don't you talk about dolly like that she's all woman. Sucks better than you. Your mum taught me No she never my dad did. Oh yeh. Your mums queue was too long! Yours was fuckin empty. Forgot to put my light on, was too busy fantasizing about you. How i'd duct tape your mouth and tie your hands together.... and leave you See that just makes me hard. " Last word | |||
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