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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Hip hooray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live across the border

So jumpers still in order

By July we might lose the coats

Thanks to Scottish porridge oats

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Hip hooray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today."

....unless you look out the window and happen to notice that winter is still here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Tuesday is the start of May

And the winter should be over

I start two weeks of annual leave

So you can bet its like October

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I live across the border

So jumpers still in order

By July we might lose the coats

Thanks to Scottish porridge oats

There was a young couple from Pitlochry who decided to make love in a rockery, she said “John you’ve cum all over me bum, it was nae a fuck, was a mockery”.

Told to me by a Scottish guy in his mid eighties.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Hip hooray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today.

....unless you look out the window and happen to notice that winter is still here....."

Not here in Cambridge. Blue skies and hot. Micro climate - the California of Britain. Come on up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun'll come out, tomorrow,

Bet your bottom dollar that the day after it'll be pissing down again.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Hip hooray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today.

....unless you look out the window and happen to notice that winter is still here.....

Not here in Cambridge. Blue skies and hot. Micro climate - the California of Britain. Come on up!"

You cant be serious. SUN in England??? It's still only April!

On my way now.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Hip hooray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today.

....unless you look out the window and happen to notice that winter is still here.....

Not here in Cambridge. Blue skies and hot. Micro climate - the California of Britain. Come on up!

You cant be serious. SUN in England??? It's still only April!

On my way now."

Good. Just bring the sun cream. No costumes allowed other than my mankini of course, worn back to front for luck.

I moved away from the Thames valley for the sunnier climes of Cambs. Happy memories of skating at Richmond - apartments now I think?

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

It's sunny today down here too

And the sky's a beautiful blue

But we don't play outside

As too many prying eyes

And we'd feel like an exhibit at the zoo.

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