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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This might be a bad idea but there's always loads of compliment me threads, who's up for a bit of roasting?

Checked the rules and it's fine to slag each other if we authorise it so I would only comment if you have a thick skin!!

I think most people are capable of keeping this tongue in cheek and funny without getting nasty...let's find out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This might be a bad idea but there's always loads of compliment me threads, who's up for a bit of roasting?

Checked the rules and it's fine to slag each other if we authorise it so I would only comment if you have a thick skin!!

I think most people are capable of keeping this tongue in cheek and funny without getting nasty...let's find out!

Im curious and can take a bashing.. go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This might be a bad idea but there's always loads of compliment me threads, who's up for a bit of roasting?

Checked the rules and it's fine to slag each other if we authorise it so I would only comment if you have a thick skin!!

I think most people are capable of keeping this tongue in cheek and funny without getting nasty...let's find out!

Those curves are not in the right places!!!

They are not in my face for a start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in ! Hit me with your wit !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I’ve looked at your pics, you have bad woman’s skills; like you are no good at doing the washing... I can clearly see you’ve shrunk all ur tops

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Im curious and can take a bashing.. go on then "

I’ve heard you’re curious and can take a bashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then... Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spam fritter everytime I pronounce your user name I have diarrhea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spam fritter everytime I pronounce your user name I have diarrhea "

And everytime I read yours I imagine a rotund naked Santa...for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’ve got a king size bed so you could probably fit in if you want a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jameskrt your profile says that you are straight but your wallpaper betrayed you, it literally screams out that you love taking it up in the ass while listening to Celine Dion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffftt

You lot couldn’t roast a fucking chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I’ve got a king size bed so you could probably fit in if you want a cuddle. "

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This might be a bad idea but there's always loads of compliment me threads, who's up for a bit of roasting?

Checked the rules and it's fine to slag each other if we authorise it so I would only comment if you have a thick skin!!

I think most people are capable of keeping this tongue in cheek and funny without getting nasty...let's find out!

Those curves are not in the right places!!!

They are not in my face for a start.

Going by our heights, that's about exactly where they'd be as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you meant spit roasting

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Pffftt

You lot couldn’t roast a fucking chicken dinner

Oh yeh? I'd rather have a badly cooked chicken dinner than meet you dead-best zombies... and anyway, I'm a vegetarian so in your ugly faces!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pffftt

You lot couldn’t roast a fucking chicken dinner

Oh yeh? I'd rather have a badly cooked chicken dinner than meet you dead-best zombies... and anyway, I'm a vegetarian so in your ugly faces!"
haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jameskrt your profile says that you are straight but your wallpaper betrayed you, it literally screams out that you love taking it up in the ass while listening to Celine Dion "

HahahahaHahahah I will return her CD to you later, but only once you take your OLD MAN brown shoes off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person above me is a secret Justin Beiber fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jameskrt your profile says that you are straight but your wallpaper betrayed you, it literally screams out that you love taking it up in the ass while listening to Celine Dion

HahahahaHahahah I will return her CD to you later, but only once you take your OLD MAN brown shoes off...

Haha Please do as my old neighbour wants to listen to it while remembering the time you spent with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pffftt

You lot couldn’t roast a fucking chicken dinner

Oh yeh? I'd rather have a badly cooked chicken dinner than meet you dead-best zombies... and anyway, I'm a vegetarian so in your ugly faces!"

Dead-beat*

I refer back to my first point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im curious and can take a bashing.. go on then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in ! Hit me with your wit !

That beard looks fake.

And you wear silly shoes.

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By *hell and jWoman
over a year ago

Worksop

Baste me love a good roasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jameskrt your profile says that you are straight but your wallpaper betrayed you, it literally screams out that you love taking it up in the ass while listening to Celine Dion

HahahahaHahahah I will return her CD to you later, but only once you take your OLD MAN brown shoes off...

Haha Please do as my old neighbour wants to listen to it while remembering the time you spent with him. "

You’ll have to apologise to your nieghbour as it now as stratched up as your asshole was after your last FAB meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pffftt

You lot couldn’t roast a fucking chicken dinner

Oh yeh? I'd rather have a badly cooked chicken dinner than meet you dead-best zombies... and anyway, I'm a vegetarian so in your ugly faces!

Dead-beat*

I refer back to my first point

'Depicted with tattoos'? Are you a badly drawn boy who just wants to be a real one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im curious and can take a bashing.. go on then

Your pink floral bed sheets in your pics are very camp for a single guy

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ok, go for it, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in ! Hit me with your wit !

That beard looks fake.

And you wear silly shoes."

My grand-grandmother loves the carpet you have in your bedroom

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Pffftt

You lot couldn’t roast a fucking chicken dinner

Oh yeh? I'd rather have a badly cooked chicken dinner than meet you dead-best zombies... and anyway, I'm a vegetarian so in your ugly faces!

Dead-beat*

I refer back to my first point

Bugger - pointless pinikity gits. Don't tell me, my Full Stops were upside down as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jameskrt your profile says that you are straight but your wallpaper betrayed you, it literally screams out that you love taking it up in the ass while listening to Celine Dion

HahahahaHahahah I will return her CD to you later, but only once you take your OLD MAN brown shoes off...

Haha Please do as my old neighbour wants to listen to it while remembering the time you spent with him.

You’ll have to apologise to your nieghbour as it now as stratched up as your asshole was after your last FAB meet

I was constipated and this meet help me up to refocuse on my life goal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am in ! Hit me with your wit !

That beard looks fake.

And you wear silly shoes.

My grand-grandmother loves the carpet you have in your bedroom "

Is she the one who irons the creases into your jeans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pffftt

You lot couldn’t roast a fucking chicken dinner

Oh yeh? I'd rather have a badly cooked chicken dinner than meet you dead-best zombies... and anyway, I'm a vegetarian so in your ugly faces!

Dead-beat*

I refer back to my first point

'Depicted with tattoos'? Are you a badly drawn boy who just wants to be a real one? "

I’m like the x rated version of Pinocchio. It’s not my nose that gets bigger when I lie.

I have to say your photos look lovely. *checks pants*

Yup still working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, go for it, I'm in "

Roma you are not looking for single guy yet I am sure you'll do an exception for Eric Cantona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pffftt

You lot couldn’t roast a fucking chicken dinner

If you roll your eyes enough you might find a brain back there !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in ! Hit me with your wit !

That beard looks fake.

And you wear silly shoes.

My grand-grandmother loves the carpet you have in your bedroom

Is she the one who irons the creases into your jeans? "

No, it is the one who has been jailed for bad taste in home design.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pffftt

You lot couldn’t roast a fucking chicken dinner

Oh yeh? I'd rather have a badly cooked chicken dinner than meet you dead-best zombies... and anyway, I'm a vegetarian so in your ugly faces!

Dead-beat*

I refer back to my first point

'Depicted with tattoos'? Are you a badly drawn boy who just wants to be a real one?

I’m like the x rated version of Pinocchio. It’s not my nose that gets bigger when I lie.

I have to say your photos look lovely. *checks pants*

Yup still working

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought you meant spit roasting "

Me too. I love a roasting.

Just try not to make it so obvious you’re high fiving over my back please.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ok, go for it, I'm in

Roma you are not looking for single guy yet I am sure you'll do an exception for Eric Cantona"

Yeah you have me sussed on that one, could be worse though, I could be wearing socks like yours and look a right tit ))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too sexy to roast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought you meant spit roasting

Me too. I love a roasting.

Just try not to make it so obvious you’re high fiving over my back please.

They can't help it, it's the Kylie Menage-a-trois shorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, go for it, I'm in

Roma you are not looking for single guy yet I am sure you'll do an exception for Eric Cantona

Yeah you have me sussed on that one, could be worse though, I could be wearing socks like yours and look a right tit ))"

Hahahaha nice come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought you meant spit roasting

Me too. I love a roasting.

Just try not to make it so obvious you’re high fiving over my back please.

They can't help it, it's the Kylie Menage-a-trois shorts. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP I’ve looked at your pics, you have bad woman’s skills; like you are no good at doing the washing... I can clearly see you’ve shrunk all ur tops "

"Bad woman's skills" that grammar worked in my favour there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump "

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! "
my beard is better than yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

My bunny's better than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

31 july: Looks like your ass washing is sponsored by spontex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

My bunny's better than yours

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bet it can't bounce as good as me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

31 july: Looks like your ass washing is sponsored by spontex

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your ex didn't seem to mind it(sorry if too far)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

31 july: Looks like your ass washing is sponsored by spontex

your ex didn't seem to mind it(sorry if too far)

Haha don't be sorry and just go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

31 july: Looks like your ass washing is sponsored by spontex

your ex didn't seem to mind it(sorry if too far)

Haha don't be sorry and just go for it

This guy hasn't washed his cock for so long, he started selling his precum as feta cheese to cheap restaurants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

31 july: Looks like your ass washing is sponsored by spontex

your ex didn't seem to mind it(sorry if too far)

Haha don't be sorry and just go for it

This guy hasn't washed his cock for so long, he started selling his precum as feta cheese to cheap restaurants!"

And theyve started advertising your legs as tooth picks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

31 july: Looks like your ass washing is sponsored by spontex

your ex didn't seem to mind it(sorry if too far)

Haha don't be sorry and just go for it

This guy hasn't washed his cock for so long, he started selling his precum as feta cheese to cheap restaurants!

And theyve started advertising your legs as tooth picks

And your boobs hang lower than your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

31 july: Looks like your ass washing is sponsored by spontex

your ex didn't seem to mind it(sorry if too far)

Haha don't be sorry and just go for it

This guy hasn't washed his cock for so long, he started selling his precum as feta cheese to cheap restaurants!

And theyve started advertising your legs as tooth picks

And your boobs hang lower than your knees

Least i dont have a thing for cheesecake

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Do your best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

31 july: Looks like your ass washing is sponsored by spontex

your ex didn't seem to mind it(sorry if too far)

Haha don't be sorry and just go for it

This guy hasn't washed his cock for so long, he started selling his precum as feta cheese to cheap restaurants!

And theyve started advertising your legs as tooth picks

And your boobs hang lower than your knees

Least i dont have a thing for cheesecake

Butt you have a thing for a guy with tooth pick legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

31 july: Looks like your ass washing is sponsored by spontex

your ex didn't seem to mind it(sorry if too far)

Haha don't be sorry and just go for it

This guy hasn't washed his cock for so long, he started selling his precum as feta cheese to cheap restaurants!

And theyve started advertising your legs as tooth picks

And your boobs hang lower than your knees

Least i dont have a thing for cheesecake

Butt you have a thing for a guy with tooth pick legs

Just means i may actually cum during sex if im on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump bump bump bump bump bump and bump

You're the only one who's any good at it ha! Everyone's too nice

Haha I am sure they are much better ppl out there! my beard is better than yours

31 july: Looks like your ass washing is sponsored by spontex

your ex didn't seem to mind it(sorry if too far)

Haha don't be sorry and just go for it

This guy hasn't washed his cock for so long, he started selling his precum as feta cheese to cheap restaurants!

And theyve started advertising your legs as tooth picks

And your boobs hang lower than your knees

Least i dont have a thing for cheesecake

Butt you have a thing for a guy with tooth pick legs

Just means i may actually cum during sex if im on top

I wouldn't count on it

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

Feedback is a gift....apparently.

I’m in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roast me..... please

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