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"When someone tried to kill me " Off to a good start | |||
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"When someone tried to kill me " By which method? | |||
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"I met one lady. Kind of quick off the mark. I went round, she came across as a bit shy, which was fine. Things got frisky. All good. She was sucking me. Still good. I undressed her. Oh. My. God. The smell was horrific. She said she had been out clubbing the night before so not sure if it was just stale sweat or something fungal/bacterial. Couldn't go through with it.. " | |||
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"When someone tried to kill me " That happened to me too. It was one of my better meets | |||
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"I met one lady. Kind of quick off the mark. I went round, she came across as a bit shy, which was fine. Things got frisky. All good. She was sucking me. Still good. I undressed her. Oh. My. God. The smell was horrific. She said she had been out clubbing the night before so not sure if it was just stale sweat or something fungal/bacterial. Couldn't go through with it.. ".. Hahaha so not good! | |||
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"Had 2 really bad experiences! One of them was just a ground open and swallow me moment...no manners or dinner etiquette at all! I left thinking god why did I even bother! " I had one like that. Took her out to dinner and she hoovered up her food like it was her first meal in a week. Still had half of it on her face when I was paying. I made my excuses and got out of there. | |||
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"Had 2 really bad experiences! One of them was just a ground open and swallow me moment...no manners or dinner etiquette at all! I left thinking god why did I even bother! I had one like that. Took her out to dinner and she hoovered up her food like it was her first meal in a week. Still had half of it on her face when I was paying. I made my excuses and got out of there. " Likewise I couldn't leave fast enough! Sad thing was it's a restaurant I frequent almost on a weekly basis and they know who I am as well! I vowed from then on patience and due diligence is the key haha | |||
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"I met one lady. Kind of quick off the mark. I went round, she came across as a bit shy, which was fine. Things got frisky. All good. She was sucking me. Still good. I undressed her. Oh. My. God. The smell was horrific. She said she had been out clubbing the night before so not sure if it was just stale sweat or something fungal/bacterial. Couldn't go through with it.. ..
Hahaha so not good! "No. Not good at all. I may have been less than diplomatic.. | |||
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"I met one lady. Kind of quick off the mark. I went round, she came across as a bit shy, which was fine. Things got frisky. All good. She was sucking me. Still good. I undressed her. Oh. My. God. The smell was horrific. She said she had been out clubbing the night before so not sure if it was just stale sweat or something fungal/bacterial. Couldn't go through with it.. " | |||
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"Had 2 really bad experiences! One of them was just a ground open and swallow me moment...no manners or dinner etiquette at all! I left thinking god why did I even bother! I had one like that. Took her out to dinner and she hoovered up her food like it was her first meal in a week. Still had half of it on her face when I was paying. I made my excuses and got out of there. " You did your bit for the hunger problem he he | |||
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"Fabsters it’s a while since we had one of these threads. I’m curious what was your worst meet? "Not had a bad meet 
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"Fabsters it’s a while since we had one of these threads. I’m curious what was your worst meet?
Not had a bad meet
That sed I've Onley had social meets so far "Socials are meets. Glad to hear they were good | |||
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"I met one lady. Kind of quick off the mark. I went round, she came across as a bit shy, which was fine. Things got frisky. All good. She was sucking me. Still good. I undressed her. Oh. My. God. The smell was horrific. She said she had been out clubbing the night before so not sure if it was just stale sweat or something fungal/bacterial. Couldn't go through with it.. " The worst possible thing | |||
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"I got round their house and turned out it was a party. Not a swibgers party, like just a birthday get together with his friends. I stood there confused for a second and he said 'we can sneak upstairs soon, prickly.' As soon as he went off to say hello to one of his friends I promptly left!" Hahaha did you think you were in for a gang bang lol x | |||
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"Arranged to meet a guy in my local Costa , got a coffee sat down and waited , he arrived , nothing like his pictures at all , so annoying. The coffee didn't last long " I actually had something similar, I got the coffee to go | |||
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"Unwashed genitals, blue cheese effect  "thanks for sharing lol | |||
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"Unwashed genitals, blue cheese effect thanks for sharing lol"Lol yep definitely the worst oh and passing wind to boot  | |||
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"Unwashed genitals, blue cheese effect thanks for sharing lol
Lol yep definitely the worst oh and passing wind to boot "every girls dream man cheesy cock and arse haha | |||
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"Drove nearly an hr to a meet, when we got there they were off their faces after about 2 hrs of chat (they didn't actually come off fab the whole time we were there) we were asked to leave cos one was tired(no one was sleeping on the amount of they had that night) , half we home still speechless Mr two decided we needed to know what we had done, when we logged on they had put another meet on for that night, we later found out this is what they do " Seems a bit shit of them. Hope that doesn't happen to me. I'd be happy to come and see you anytime though.  | |||
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"A husband almost getting into a fight with me during a mmf. Kinda put me off of them. Kinda. " lol | |||
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"The social meet that lasted less than 3 minutes. In that time he said at least 4-5 times ‘I’d like to have fun with you, would you like to have fun with me?’. No small talk whatsoever. Left me speechless! I finally managed to mumble some excuse and left. " did he at least buy a round | |||
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Another I met a couple, fem’s First ffm lots of chat. Arrived and they were pissed. Ages blethering. Got to the bedroom and she panics and demands her hubby gives her step by step instructions on what to do. When he fails, she goes postal. I’m throwing clothes on, they’re throwing crockery, front door is locked so I’m ducking flying plates. Next thing he’s covered the dog’s ears saying she shouldn’t hear her mammy yelling. Shoes start flying. My battery is dead and I’m starting to wonder how the hell im getting out.
Five mins later they stop fighting, pour another drink look at me and ask if we can try again. I ask to be let out, near burnt rubber getting off the driveway | |||
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"The social meet that lasted less than 3 minutes. In that time he said at least 4-5 times ‘I’d like to have fun with you, would you like to have fun with me?’. No small talk whatsoever. Left me speechless! I finally managed to mumble some excuse and left. " The oh shit my friends in trouble is one of my favourites or quite simply...no thank you bail! | |||
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"Play without consent "There’s a word for that | |||
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"Fabsters it’s a while since we had one of these threads. I’m curious what was your worst meet?
Not had a bad meet
That sed I've Onley had social meets so far
Socials are meets. Glad to hear they were good "Is it even possible to have a bad social ?
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"Fabsters it’s a while since we had one of these threads. I’m curious what was your worst meet?
Not had a bad meet
That sed I've Onley had social meets so far
Socials are meets. Glad to hear they were good
Is it even possible to have a bad social ?
"Oh god yes it is, especially when they are either too d*unk or clearly on some recreational substance and pupils like dish plates!....I'm out! | |||
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"Fabsters it’s a while since we had one of these threads. I’m curious what was your worst meet?
Not had a bad meet
That sed I've Onley had social meets so far
Socials are meets. Glad to hear they were good
Is it even possible to have a bad social ?
Oh god yes it is, especially when they are either too d*unk or clearly on some recreational substance and pupils like dish plates!....I'm out!"If sumone did that on my social id send them home befor the social stopped being fun. | |||
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"The social meet that lasted less than 3 minutes. In that time he said at least 4-5 times ‘I’d like to have fun with you, would you like to have fun with me?’. No small talk whatsoever. Left me speechless! I finally managed to mumble some excuse and left. did he at least buy a round "Haha didn’t even make it to a pub! That all happened whilst walking down the road to the nearest bar! | |||
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"The social meet that lasted less than 3 minutes. In that time he said at least 4-5 times ‘I’d like to have fun with you, would you like to have fun with me?’. No small talk whatsoever. Left me speechless! I finally managed to mumble some excuse and left. did he at least buy a round
Haha didn’t even make it to a pub! That all happened whilst walking down the road to the nearest bar!"i would of bought you a drink and let you pester me i am not that easy  | |||
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"Urgh which one lol One had been chatting for ages, talked the talk, turned up in dirty shit catcher trackies, 6 stone heavier and just hmmm. Kissed him, he came in his boxers and said “oops I’ve had a mishap”. Stupidly I decided to take him upstairs, ever optimistic. He got undressed and had the smallest cock I’ve ever seen and that’s after years as a carer! Literally about an inch and a half erect. Tried in vain to suck him then gave up. He jumped on, three thrusts where I felt nothing, came. Sat up, shook my hand and said “that was a lovely night, thank you”
Another I met a couple, fem’s First ffm lots of chat. Arrived and they were pissed. Ages blethering. Got to the bedroom and she panics and demands her hubby gives her step by step instructions on what to do. When he fails, she goes postal. I’m throwing clothes on, they’re throwing crockery, front door is locked so I’m ducking flying plates. Next thing he’s covered the dog’s ears saying she shouldn’t hear her mammy yelling. Shoes start flying. My battery is dead and I’m starting to wonder how the hell im getting out.
Five mins later they stop fighting, pour another drink look at me and ask if we can try again. I ask to be let out, near burnt rubber getting off the driveway "Bllllinkkkk | |||
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"Fabsters it’s a while since we had one of these threads. I’m curious what was your worst meet? "Wasn’t a Fab meet and this was a few years ago. Arranged to meet a lady - she was very specific about the pub she wanted to meet in. I was driving so not drinking. Met up, it was ok, not great though - primarily because she was more interested in drinking than any kind of conversation. I persevered and she responded, it got warmer between us and she suggested (at closing time) that I come back to hers for a nightcap (wink, wink). I agreed because despite the obvious drinking issue, she was attractive and when (eventually) the conversation steered around to sex she made it clear she was well up for it with me. So, there were positive signs. Drove her home. She insisted I stop off at the Off License so she could buy a bottle of Sherry ... Got back to hers and I parked on the drive. Went inside and within seconds I knew this wasn’t for me. She was a lover of caged birds, or more accurately uncaged birds, and there were budgies flying and flapping around all over the place. The stench of budge shit was eye-watering, acrid, overpowering. She plonked her bottle of sherry on the table and offered me that nightcap. Moved over to my side of the table and we kissed. And then a low-flying budgie swooped down and shat on me just as I was thinking this might be worth persevering with. After that, ever the gent (but as soon as humanly possible), I made my excuses (early start next day) and left. Just as I was backing off the drive she burst out of the front door, pissed, surrounded by what looked like a cloud of budgies, shouting: “I love you!” So, yeah, that was my worst meet. | |||
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"When someone tried to kill me " What’s that saying: ‘fuck me like it’s the last day of your life’. | |||
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There’s a word for that "There's lots of different words | |||
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"We drove approx 4hours to their place of residence, was meant to be staying over. The female was crying through the whole meet. She was not interested. Hubby starts playing with her, no movement, no sound emits from her. More crying and leaving the room. We felt uncomfortable. Stayed for a few hours looking at each other. Left at midnight to drive all the way Home. Horrendous" Jeez. That sounds horrendous. | |||
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"A husband almost getting into a fight with me during a mmf. Kinda put me off of them. Kinda. " Goodness that sounds awful  | |||
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"Fabsters it’s a while since we had one of these threads. I’m curious what was your worst meet?
Wasn’t a Fab meet and this was a few years ago. Arranged to meet a lady - she was very specific about the pub she wanted to meet in. I was driving so not drinking. Met up, it was ok, not great though - primarily because she was more interested in drinking than any kind of conversation.
I persevered and she responded, it got warmer between us and she suggested (at closing time) that I come back to hers for a nightcap (wink, wink). I agreed because despite the obvious drinking issue, she was attractive and when (eventually) the conversation steered around to sex she made it clear she was well up for it with me. So, there were positive signs.
Drove her home. She insisted I stop off at the Off License so she could buy a bottle of Sherry ...
Got back to hers and I parked on the drive. Went inside and within seconds I knew this wasn’t for me. She was a lover of caged birds, or more accurately uncaged birds, and there were budgies flying and flapping around all over the place. The stench of budge shit was eye-watering, acrid, overpowering.
She plonked her bottle of sherry on the table and offered me that nightcap. Moved over to my side of the table and we kissed.
And then a low-flying budgie swooped down and shat on me just as I was thinking this might be worth persevering with.
After that, ever the gent (but as soon as humanly possible), I made my excuses (early start next day) and left.
Just as I was backing off the drive she burst out of the front door, pissed, surrounded by what looked like a cloud of budgies, shouting: “I love you!”
So, yeah, that was my worst meet." OMG sounds horrendous | |||
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"Fabsters it’s a while since we had one of these threads. I’m curious what was your worst meet?
Wasn’t a Fab meet and this was a few years ago. Arranged to meet a lady - she was very specific about the pub she wanted to meet in. I was driving so not drinking. Met up, it was ok, not great though - primarily because she was more interested in drinking than any kind of conversation.
I persevered and she responded, it got warmer between us and she suggested (at closing time) that I come back to hers for a nightcap (wink, wink). I agreed because despite the obvious drinking issue, she was attractive and when (eventually) the conversation steered around to sex she made it clear she was well up for it with me. So, there were positive signs.
Drove her home. She insisted I stop off at the Off License so she could buy a bottle of Sherry ...
Got back to hers and I parked on the drive. Went inside and within seconds I knew this wasn’t for me. She was a lover of caged birds, or more accurately uncaged birds, and there were budgies flying and flapping around all over the place. The stench of budge shit was eye-watering, acrid, overpowering.
She plonked her bottle of sherry on the table and offered me that nightcap. Moved over to my side of the table and we kissed.
And then a low-flying budgie swooped down and shat on me just as I was thinking this might be worth persevering with.
After that, ever the gent (but as soon as humanly possible), I made my excuses (early start next day) and left.
Just as I was backing off the drive she burst out of the front door, pissed, surrounded by what looked like a cloud of budgies, shouting: “I love you!”
So, yeah, that was my worst meet.
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"When someone tried to kill me By which method? " The 3rd one | |||
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"When someone tried to kill me By which method? The 3rd one" Oooh what’s the 3rd method? | |||
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