FabSwingers.com forum: A few thoughts for today

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm not saying it's rough where I live but...

The shops are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five.

I love a drink of warm milk just before I go to bed.

I don't have it as often as I'd like though, seeing as mum has now reached the age of 90 and her tits are shrivelling.

As I knelt by my wife's grave, I started to cry.

It was the most beautiful patio I had ever seen.

I've set up a charity called "Tourette's Welfare And Treatment".

All we need is an acronym, and we're good to go.

Astonishing how many bottles of wine fit in a single glass...

My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

I got home pissed at 3am and found my wife had changed the locks.

As I stumbled away I noticed the bitch had also changed the street we live on.

My dad got a selfie stick for his phone.

Now he can hold it far enough away to read text messages...

I said, "Alexa what do women want?”

That fucking thing hasn't shut up for the past three days.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Easy for you to say

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over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Les Dawson lives

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over a year ago

"Les Dawson lives"

Thats far too acerbic for les dawson

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over a year ago

"I'm not saying it's rough where I live but...

The shops are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five.

I love a drink of warm milk just before I go to bed.

I don't have it as often as I'd like though, seeing as mum has now reached the age of 90 and her tits are shrivelling.

As I knelt by my wife's grave, I started to cry.

It was the most beautiful patio I had ever seen.

I've set up a charity called "Tourette's Welfare And Treatment".

All we need is an acronym, and we're good to go.

Astonishing how many bottles of wine fit in a single glass...

My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

I got home pissed at 3am and found my wife had changed the locks.

As I stumbled away I noticed the bitch had also changed the street we live on.

My dad got a selfie stick for his phone.

Now he can hold it far enough away to read text messages...

I said, "Alexa what do women want?”

That fucking thing hasn't shut up for the past three days."

Brilliant!!

Much needed giggles for the end of a stressy Monday

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other

day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day,

he brought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss!"

He then taped it to his office door. Later that day

when he returned from lunch, he found that someone

had taped a note to the sign that said,

"Your wife called, and she wants her sign back!"

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