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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..keeps leaving dead mice outside my back door and it's really upsetting my child..

my fault I suppose for living in the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It likes you. Its bringing you a gift. You need to make it hate you. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you live in a house? A very big house? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It likes you. Its bringing you a gift. You need to make it hate you. Lol "

I thought cats hated everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo. It it likes you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It likes you. Its bringing you a gift. You need to make it hate you. Lol

I thought cats hated everyone "

By likes I think he means wants to harvest your soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are awesome... They can be affectionate with hen they want. They don't crave attention like dogs. They know what they want and can be left to fend for themselves when need be. They're tidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell your child the cat's job is to find dead mice and bring them to you so you can bury them and send them up to heaven.

The mice died of old age and are going to heaven to live with their mummies and daddies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat is a house cat but brings me her wee toy mouse down to bed every night.. my wee pressie to show me she loves me

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Cats are evil "

There's a Siamese cat a few doors down that I swear gives me the evils when I pass. My cat however is nice and fluffy and is very happy bringing mice in from the garden...much to the delight of himself who did piss himself laughing at me screaming and jumping on the furniture.

Said I reminded him of the black woman in Tom & Jerry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cats are evil

There's a Siamese cat a few doors down that I swear gives me the evils when I pass. My cat however is nice and fluffy and is very happy bringing mice in from the garden...much to the delight of himself who did piss himself laughing at me screaming and jumping on the furniture.

Said I reminded him of the black woman in Tom & Jerry!"

I did have a cat, he was lovely, but left dead mice all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat is far from being evil he's so laid back and very friendly

he always brings me dead mice to show how much he loves me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kevin wilson springs to mind that fucking cats back

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"my cat is far from being evil he's so laid back and very friendly

he always brings me dead mice to show how much he loves me "

My cat brings them in live and once himself has stopped laughing at me rescues them and returns it to the garden. He never kills anything...at night he's out with his megalight collecting slugs and snails in a jar then walks 200m to the green at the top off the road and releases them.

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

Did you ever feed the cat? You can plant some lavender, lemon thyme cats don’t like them.

Hope that helps op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just looking out for you and yours; cats bring you dead animals because they think you're a crap hunter and can't get food for yourself

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell your child the cat's job is to find dead mice and bring them to you so you can bury them and send them up to heaven.

The mice died of old age and are going to heaven to live with their mummies and daddies.

"

Bit hard to convince a child that they died of old age when the mice head has been biten off lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Friend of mine had a cat that used to bring her random stolen underwear.

Think I'd prefer the dead mice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours cat was in my house all night when Mr was in Dundee and I was on night shift. Shat it when I got home in the morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my cat is far from being evil he's so laid back and very friendly

he always brings me dead mice to show how much he loves me

My cat brings them in live and once himself has stopped laughing at me rescues them and returns it to the garden. He never kills anything...at night he's out with his megalight collecting slugs and snails in a jar then walks 200m to the green at the top off the road and releases them. "

I hate dead mice but tbh I'd scream blue murder if he ever brote a live mouse into the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell your child the cat's job is to find dead mice and bring them to you so you can bury them and send them up to heaven.

The mice died of old age and are going to heaven to live with their mummies and daddies.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you ever feed the cat? You can plant some lavender, lemon thyme cats don’t like them.

Hope that helps op"

No i have never fed it but it drinks out of the birdbath ... maybe its payment for that

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Tell your child the cat's job is to find dead mice and bring them to you so you can bury them and send them up to heaven.

The mice died of old age and are going to heaven to live with their mummies and daddies.

"

Awww bless!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My Tom cat brought a dead baby rabbit in to a client meeting once haha, didn't go down too well!

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"..keeps leaving dead mice outside my back door and it's really upsetting my child..

my fault I suppose for living in the country "

Try sprinkling garlic granules by where the cat keeps leaving the mice

Cats hate garlic !

You can buy repellant granules from Wilkinson or garden shops

Hope this helps

I use them to stop cats fouling my flower beds and it’s worked x

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Ever since I got a Lurcher crosses with a collie cats do not visit my garden anymore.

He tends to deal with them in a high speed and intelligent manner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..keeps leaving dead mice outside my back door and it's really upsetting my child..

my fault I suppose for living in the country

Try sprinkling garlic granules by where the cat keeps leaving the mice

Cats hate garlic !

You can buy repellant granules from Wilkinson or garden shops

Hope this helps

I use them to stop cats fouling my flower beds and it’s worked x"

Thanks.. i might try that as it also poops in my gravel patch..

I heard they hate the smell of citrus too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ever since I got a Lurcher crosses with a collie cats do not visit my garden anymore.

He tends to deal with them in a high speed and intelligent manner. "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That's the downside of cats unfortunately. I didn't realise cats ate mice until I heard the breaking of bones once. I don't know the solution apart from trying to make sure you have a quick look out of the door first before your son and dispose of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be stopping mice getting in your house which is better I spose. My mum used to put pepper down to keep cats away

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

The way cats look at people apparently it them thinking of ways to kill you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's the downside of cats unfortunately. I didn't realise cats ate mice until I heard the breaking of bones once. I don't know the solution apart from trying to make sure you have a quick look out of the door first before your son and dispose of it."

Thanks... i just went out to remove it and its gone (i don't think its been resurected though... the last time that happened it was returned with the head bitten off )

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Prior to the dog. I used to blend up citrus peel and add it to my planters. It worked a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I used to live in at work the other girls cats used to leave dead rabbits outside doors on the landings. So you nice step on them.

Never left them outside my room so it didn't bother me lol.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"That's the downside of cats unfortunately. I didn't realise cats ate mice until I heard the breaking of bones once. I don't know the solution apart from trying to make sure you have a quick look out of the door first before your son and dispose of it."

Oh my god you mean you never watched Tom and Jerry as a kid ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's the downside of cats unfortunately. I didn't realise cats ate mice until I heard the breaking of bones once. I don't know the solution apart from trying to make sure you have a quick look out of the door first before your son and dispose of it.

Oh my god you mean you never watched Tom and Jerry as a kid ? "

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A work colleague had problems with cats on his rose's put down some lion poo not seen a cat since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent a fortune on nice wallpaper..only for my cat to use it for a scratching post. Ripped the lot

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"..keeps leaving dead mice outside my back door and it's really upsetting my child..

my fault I suppose for living in the country

Try sprinkling garlic granules by where the cat keeps leaving the mice

Cats hate garlic !

You can buy repellant granules from Wilkinson or garden shops

Hope this helps

I use them to stop cats fouling my flower beds and it’s worked x

Thanks.. i might try that as it also poops in my gravel patch..

I heard they hate the smell of citrus too?"

Let me know how it’s goes Hun I’m pretty sure it will work x

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Sometimes the simplest way is to put a small bell on the cats collar . That way birds and mice hear them coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats say thank you by showing you their bum hole. Nuff said.

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London


"Cats are awesome... They can be affectionate with hen they want. They don't crave attention like dogs. They know what they want and can be left to fend for themselves when need be. They're tidy "
yeah and they shite in my garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes the simplest way is to put a small bell on the cats collar . That way birds and mice hear them coming "

As already, stated it isnt my cat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cats but wouldn't have one for precisely this reason - along with the responsibility of having to look after something, the risk of being athought of as "sad single woman with cat," etc...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Sometimes the simplest way is to put a small bell on the cats collar . That way birds and mice hear them coming "

Right so you think cats don't get them off do you,ours wouldn't keep hers on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's the downside of cats unfortunately. I didn't realise cats ate mice until I heard the breaking of bones once. I don't know the solution apart from trying to make sure you have a quick look out of the door first before your son and dispose of it."

Eugh that crunching/squelching noise as they eat them. Always an odd foot or bit of tail left to indicate the scene of the crime, which is almost worse than a full mouse

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Sometimes the simplest way is to put a small bell on the cats collar . That way birds and mice hear them coming

As already, stated it isnt my cat... "

Then get a shot gun

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Hate cats they’re not loyal like a dog ! They will go to anyone’s that feeds them !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate cats they’re not loyal like a dog ! They will go to anyone’s that feeds them !! "

Sounds like my ex girlfriend.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

My cat keeps bringing all kinds of animals in from frogs to really big birds.

I have to put a big bell on his collar to hopefully sort this out. I'm really tired of chasing birds he's brought around the house as he brings them in alive and they are flying around. I then try to release them, or is the poor things are hurt, I take them to the vet who will treat any wildlife you bring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're lucky it is only tiny mice! We have had pigeons n all sorts! Mine usually eat the whole bloody lot tho so is gone by the end of the day. Just tell your little un the truth...the cat thinks you are a rubbish hunter so ya need someone to hunt for you so ya don't starve that is obviously only one theory tho...think mine are of the "ya snooze ya lose" way of thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes the simplest way is to put a small bell on the cats collar . That way birds and mice hear them coming

As already, stated it isnt my cat...

Then get a shot gun "

You should get out more

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