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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m now selling dilos made from moulds of my very own penis.

So queue up ladies (and men, I don’t judge) only a limited supply available.

Please PM for details

***Disclaimer - size maybe greatly over exaggerated***

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

One size fits all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One size fits all?

One way to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"***Disclaimer - size maybe greatly over exaggerated***

It's true, I looked up dilos on Urban Dictionary.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

That’s given me an idea, I need a Swing dildo

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"One size fits all?

One way to find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One size fits all?

One way to find out

Would you like a ‘try before you buy’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they come in purple?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they come in purple?"

No, it only comes prematurely

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel

Is it possible to sample for fit and is their a money back gurantee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it possible to sample for fit and is their a money back gurantee"

Yes and no. To be honest, it’s abit of a scam really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never worry I made one while you were sleeping

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How much as I can only afford anything up to £2.23 at the mo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m now selling dilos made from moulds of my very own penis.

Dilos must be a cross between dildos and lilos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m now selling dilos made from moulds of my very own penis.

Dilos must be a cross between dildos and lilos.

I thought it was short for Armadillo?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

Hmmm...intrigued, I've never seen a #dilos.

xxxxx Suzi

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Sorry, I prefer bigger than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its April 30th bit late for April fools ain't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it your actual penis or the one on your head lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never worry I made one while you were sleeping

Theft!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much as I can only afford anything up to £2.23 at the mo?"

£2.23 is the best offer I’ve had so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m now selling dilos made from moulds of my very own penis.

Dilos must be a cross between dildos and lilos.

I thought it was short for Armadillo?

Ok I think we all know it was supposed to say Dildos.

Sorry for the confusion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it your actual penis or the one on your head lol

Either, they both still get more action than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never worry I made one while you were sleeping

Theft!"

cant you claim intellectual copyright...or would that be stretching it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never worry I made one while you were sleeping

Theft!

cant you claim intellectual copyright...or would that be stretching it

Nah I’ll let it slide this times. Only because she lets me do naughty things to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never worry I made one while you were sleeping

Theft!

cant you claim intellectual copyright...or would that be stretching it

Nah I’ll let it slide this times. Only because she lets me do naughty things to her

Flash sale! For only £2.23 you can buy one get one free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never worry I made one while you were sleeping

Theft!

cant you claim intellectual copyright...or would that be stretching it

Nah I’ll let it slide this times. Only because she lets me do naughty things to her

Flash sale! For only £2.23 you can buy one get one free

Now you’re just taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never worry I made one while you were sleeping

Theft!

cant you claim intellectual copyright...or would that be stretching it

Nah I’ll let it slide this times. Only because she lets me do naughty things to her

Flash sale! For only £2.23 you can buy one get one free

Now you’re just taking the piss "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a mould of the bollocks also haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind the bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind the bollocks

Whys that haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a mould of the bollocks also haha"

Can be arranged if you prefer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a mould of the bollocks also haha

Can be arranged if you prefer?"

Ill pass dude, but youll get 5 start review from me for customer service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a mould of the bollocks also haha

Can be arranged if you prefer?

Ill pass dude, but youll get 5 start review from me for customer service

Excellent. In the mean time, what shall I do with these 500 latex ball bags

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Do you want my £2.23 or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want my £2.23 or not?"

Yes please

Where can I send my dildo to?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Do you want my £2.23 or not?

Yes please

Where can I send my dildo to?"

Direct to me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have buttons, for controlling the Sky box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want my £2.23 or not?

Yes please

Where can I send my dildo to?

Direct to me please."

I would much prefer it if you sampled the real thing first.

But yea sure, it’s on it’s way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it have buttons, for controlling the Sky box?"

No sorry, my marketing team (me) believed that too many buttons is confusing to the average masterbater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m now selling dilos made from moulds of my very own penis.

Dilos must be a cross between dildos and lilos.

Inflatable dildo? The more you blow the bigger it gets? Deflate for easy storage?

You could be onto a winner there mate!? Maybe dragons den would be interested in a partnership deal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m now selling dilos made from moulds of my very own penis.

Dilos must be a cross between dildos and lilos.

Inflatable dildo? The more you blow the bigger it gets? Deflate for easy storage?

You could be onto a winner there mate!? Maybe dragons den would be interested in a partnership deal?

I think they already exist

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