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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boo!! "

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I'll just wait here all by myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo!!

Hiya"

Hey... just me and you young Jedi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boo!!

Hiya

Hey... just me and you young Jedi "

Yes master, goes down on one knee and bows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m popping in again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo!!

Hiya

Hey... just me and you young Jedi

Yes master, goes down on one knee and bows."

Get your light saber out...shhhh..we got company ...hi pixie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can back away slowly ......

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Here I am sorry I'm late x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can back away slowly ...... "

Back towards me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hiya all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m popping in again "

I keep popping in, then out, then in, oh and it's all over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I popped in at the wrong time. Nice light saber telex x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can back away slowly ......

Back towards me "

Oh! Not sure we’ve met?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo I popped in at the wrong time. Nice light saber telex x "

Yeh it's illuminous green I better get the docs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can back away slowly ......

Back towards me

Oh! Not sure we’ve met?"

I don’t believe I’ve had that pleasure xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can back away slowly ......

Back towards me

Oh! Not sure we’ve met?

I don’t believe I’ve had that pleasure xxx"

Feel free to introduce yourself more personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo I popped in at the wrong time. Nice light saber telex x

Yeh it's illuminous green I better get the docs. "

Yes, nasty that x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Ooo I popped in at the wrong time. Nice light saber telex x

Yeh it's illuminous green I better get the docs.

Yes, nasty that x "

I'm sure they'll have an ointment for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can back away slowly ......

Back towards me

Oh! Not sure we’ve met?

I don’t believe I’ve had that pleasure xxx

Feel free to introduce yourself more personally "

I might have just done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo I popped in at the wrong time. Nice light saber telex x

Yeh it's illuminous green I better get the docs.

Yes, nasty that x

I'm sure they'll have an ointment for him"

Just needs it rubbing on regular x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo I popped in at the wrong time. Nice light saber telex x

Yeh it's illuminous green I better get the docs.

Yes, nasty that x

I'm sure they'll have an ointment for him

Just needs it rubbing on regular x "

Did someone say rubbing?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Ooo I popped in at the wrong time. Nice light saber telex x

Yeh it's illuminous green I better get the docs.

Yes, nasty that x

I'm sure they'll have an ointment for him

Just needs it rubbing on regular x

Did someone say rubbing? "

I'm sure I read that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo I popped in at the wrong time. Nice light saber telex x

Yeh it's illuminous green I better get the docs.

Yes, nasty that x

I'm sure they'll have an ointment for him

Just needs it rubbing on regular x

Did someone say rubbing? "

Well that’s an offer you don’t get everyday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo I popped in at the wrong time. Nice light saber telex x

Yeh it's illuminous green I better get the docs.

Yes, nasty that x

I'm sure they'll have an ointment for him

Just needs it rubbing on regular x

Did someone say rubbing?

Well that’s an offer you don’t get everyday x "

Certainly is nobody will even rub my shirts over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wheres Blue!!!!?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo I popped in at the wrong time. Nice light saber telex x

Yeh it's illuminous green I better get the docs.

Yes, nasty that x

I'm sure they'll have an ointment for him

Just needs it rubbing on regular x

Did someone say rubbing?

Well that’s an offer you don’t get everyday x

Certainly is nobody will even rub my shirts over. "

Now I’d pass on doing the ironing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say rubbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x "

Evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Evening x "

Hi Angie how's you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Evening x

Hi Angie how's you x "

I’m good thanks. How are you? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been better lol x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Wheres Blue!!!!?????"

I'm here!!!!!!

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Evening you lot

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Evening matey x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Evening all

Jeez I’m knackered and my foots in agony but my house is tidy at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Jeez I’m knackered and my foots in agony but my house is tidy at last "

Hi boobie and curvy how's you x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all

Jeez I’m knackered and my foots in agony but my house is tidy at last

Hi boobie and curvy how's you x "

Good ta, you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Jeez I’m knackered and my foots in agony but my house is tidy at last

Hi boobie and curvy how's you x

Good ta, you?"

Not to bad very quiet evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been better lol x "

Yes I know. But things are getting better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening you lot "

Hi blue x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Jeez I’m knackered and my foots in agony but my house is tidy at last "

Ouch, hope you can put your feet up now x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Hi Boobs, Hi Angie x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening all

Jeez I’m knackered and my foots in agony but my house is tidy at last "

Evening curvy x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Evening all

Jeez I’m knackered and my foots in agony but my house is tidy at last

Ouch, hope you can put your feet up now x "

Just putting kids to bed in a mo then I’m resting for the evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Jeez I’m knackered and my foots in agony but my house is tidy at last

Ouch, hope you can put your feet up now x

Just putting kids to bed in a mo then I’m resting for the evening x "

Yes feet up and a cup of tea x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. Better than this morning and now watching the shining

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening all. Better than this morning and now watching the shining "

Evening Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Better than this morning and now watching the shining

Evening Boo x "

Hey blue x

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Mr tatty head you were spotted x

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over a year ago

Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today"

Deep heat and very good massages

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today"

I see a very good chiropractor

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"

Mr tatty head you were spotted x "

No it's your imagination playing tricks on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Mr tatty head you were spotted x

No it's your imagination playing tricks on you"

Lol ok x

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening"

Hi sunshine x

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over a year ago


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

Deep heat and very good massages "

I’m trying a hot water bottle at the minute

I can feel pain in my left hip and left knee as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I cleaned my room today and found a few bachelor's boomerang's under the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think il call it quits nite everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

Deep heat and very good massages

I’m trying a hot water bottle at the minute

I can feel pain in my left hip and left knee as well "

Sounds like sciatica. Use some ibuprofen gel on the base of your spine as well x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I cleaned my room today and found a few bachelor's boomerang's under the bed. "

Wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I cleaned my room today and found a few bachelor's boomerang's under the bed. "

Batchelors boomerangs??? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I think il call it quits nite everyone "

Goodnight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I cleaned my room today and found a few bachelor's boomerang's under the bed.

Wanker "

Impressed you know what they are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I cleaned my room today and found a few bachelor's boomerang's under the bed.

Batchelors boomerangs??? X "

Don't ask

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

Deep heat and very good massages

I’m trying a hot water bottle at the minute

I can feel pain in my left hip and left knee as well "

Sounds like it could perhaps be a problem with your sciatic nerve

I have sciatica when pregnant with twins as one of them used to lay trapping the nerve it would make all my back hip and leg hurt down to the knee too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

Deep heat and very good massages

I’m trying a hot water bottle at the minute

I can feel pain in my left hip and left knee as well

Sounds like sciatica. Use some ibuprofen gel on the base of your spine as well x "

I can’t use anything with ibuprofen Angie unfortunately. It’s killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

Deep heat and very good massages

I’m trying a hot water bottle at the minute

I can feel pain in my left hip and left knee as well

Sounds like it could perhaps be a problem with your sciatic nerve

I have sciatica when pregnant with twins as one of them used to lay trapping the nerve it would make all my back hip and leg hurt down to the knee too "

Wondering if it’s all the driving finally catching up with me

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Well I cleaned my room today and found a few bachelor's boomerang's under the bed.

Batchelors boomerangs??? X

Don't ask "

Special sock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I cleaned my room today and found a few bachelor's boomerang's under the bed.

Batchelors boomerangs??? X "

A rock hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentlemen who is not in a steady relationship. When thrown always returns back to the wankers hand..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I cleaned my room today and found a few bachelor's boomerang's under the bed.

Batchelors boomerangs??? X

Don't ask

Special sock?? "

Hiya blue

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

Deep heat and very good massages

I’m trying a hot water bottle at the minute

I can feel pain in my left hip and left knee as well

Sounds like it could perhaps be a problem with your sciatic nerve

I have sciatica when pregnant with twins as one of them used to lay trapping the nerve it would make all my back hip and leg hurt down to the knee too "

I have sciatica - go see the chiropractor it will do wonders for you honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

Deep heat and very good massages

I’m trying a hot water bottle at the minute

I can feel pain in my left hip and left knee as well

Sounds like it could perhaps be a problem with your sciatic nerve

I have sciatica when pregnant with twins as one of them used to lay trapping the nerve it would make all my back hip and leg hurt down to the knee too

I have sciatica - go see the chiropractor it will do wonders for you honestly "

Thank you I’ll see if I can find one

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

Deep heat and very good massages

I’m trying a hot water bottle at the minute

I can feel pain in my left hip and left knee as well

Sounds like it could perhaps be a problem with your sciatic nerve

I have sciatica when pregnant with twins as one of them used to lay trapping the nerve it would make all my back hip and leg hurt down to the knee too

I have sciatica - go see the chiropractor it will do wonders for you honestly

Thank you I’ll see if I can find one"

I hope you feel better soon - I'd offer a massage but your some distance away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Hola

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Well I cleaned my room today and found a few bachelor's boomerang's under the bed.

Batchelors boomerangs??? X "

Wank socks

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes. "

Es scortum obscenis vilis

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Hola "

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis "

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin. "

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Hola

Evening "

Alright, bird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis"

Oh so you have wings? I thought that was only once a month.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis

Oh so you have wings? I thought that was only once a month. "

That is 'she flies with her own wings' ..... not just with Always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis

Oh so you have wings? I thought that was only once a month.

That is 'she flies with her own wings' ..... not just with Always! "

It's surprising what tatoos chavs can get these days. Ooooomph was that too much? Sorry if it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be fucked on the say something nice threads.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis

Oh so you have wings? I thought that was only once a month.

That is 'she flies with her own wings' ..... not just with Always!

It's surprising what tatoos chavs can get these days. Ooooomph was that too much? Sorry if it was. "

Fucking wuss, apologising before I even see your comment

And only tattoo I have is my name tattooed on slave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

Deep heat and very good massages

I’m trying a hot water bottle at the minute

I can feel pain in my left hip and left knee as well

Sounds like sciatica. Use some ibuprofen gel on the base of your spine as well x

I can’t use anything with ibuprofen Angie unfortunately. It’s killing me "

Nor me. But you can get heat and painkiller patches that can help x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I cleaned my room today and found a few bachelor's boomerang's under the bed.

Batchelors boomerangs??? X

A rock hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentlemen who is not in a steady relationship. When thrown always returns back to the wankers hand.. "

Ooopps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening all x"

Evening Kat x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Well I cleaned my room today and found a few bachelor's boomerang's under the bed.

Batchelors boomerangs??? X

Don't ask

Special sock??

Hiya blue "

Hey gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis

Oh so you have wings? I thought that was only once a month.

That is 'she flies with her own wings' ..... not just with Always!

It's surprising what tatoos chavs can get these days. Ooooomph was that too much? Sorry if it was.

Fucking wuss, apologising before I even see your comment

And only tattoo I have is my name tattooed on slave "

You got no more room left on yours? Dipsy was see 94. Lala was ere 94 Sep Tinky wink was ere 95 po nearly got ere but couldn't reach.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Evening all x"

Good night, cocka?

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis

Oh so you have wings? I thought that was only once a month.

That is 'she flies with her own wings' ..... not just with Always!

It's surprising what tatoos chavs can get these days. Ooooomph was that too much? Sorry if it was.

Fucking wuss, apologising before I even see your comment

And only tattoo I have is my name tattooed on slave

You got no more room left on yours? Dipsy was see 94. Lala was ere 94 Sep Tinky wink was ere 95 po nearly got ere but couldn't reach. "

94 and 95? I wasnt legal then.... you old fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Evening Kat x "

Hey blue one how was your sunday xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Good night, cocka?"

Yes thanks how was the lakes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening one and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x"

Hi Kat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis

Oh so you have wings? I thought that was only once a month.

That is 'she flies with her own wings' ..... not just with Always!

It's surprising what tatoos chavs can get these days. Ooooomph was that too much? Sorry if it was.

Fucking wuss, apologising before I even see your comment

And only tattoo I have is my name tattooed on slave

You got no more room left on yours? Dipsy was see 94. Lala was ere 94 Sep Tinky wink was ere 95 po nearly got ere but couldn't reach.

94 and 95? I wasnt legal then.... you old fart! "

Oh what fun we have.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

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"Evening all x

Good night, cocka?

Yes thanks how was the lakes xx"

Long drive for a mediocre dinner, dull company and early back for work! Never mind! Nearly the weekend! and its my birthday this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Good night, cocka?

Yes thanks how was the lakes xx

Long drive for a mediocre dinner, dull company and early back for work! Never mind! Nearly the weekend! and its my birthday this week "

I've got boxies older than you.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis

Oh so you have wings? I thought that was only once a month.

That is 'she flies with her own wings' ..... not just with Always!

It's surprising what tatoos chavs can get these days. Ooooomph was that too much? Sorry if it was.

Fucking wuss, apologising before I even see your comment

And only tattoo I have is my name tattooed on slave

You got no more room left on yours? Dipsy was see 94. Lala was ere 94 Sep Tinky wink was ere 95 po nearly got ere but couldn't reach.

94 and 95? I wasnt legal then.... you old fart!

Oh what fun we have. "

VESCERE BRACIS MEIS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one and all "

Hello ginger xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hi Kat x "

You ok Angie xx

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Evening all x

Good night, cocka?

Yes thanks how was the lakes xx

Long drive for a mediocre dinner, dull company and early back for work! Never mind! Nearly the weekend! and its my birthday this week

I've got boxies older than you. "

You have had them since you were 3? Your tiny peeny fit in your transformers undies still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Good night, cocka?

Yes thanks how was the lakes xx

Long drive for a mediocre dinner, dull company and early back for work! Never mind! Nearly the weekend! and its my birthday this week "

Ahhhh ok so not great then but yayyyyyyy for your birthday xx

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Evening all x

Good night, cocka?

Yes thanks how was the lakes xx

Long drive for a mediocre dinner, dull company and early back for work! Never mind! Nearly the weekend! and its my birthday this week

Ahhhh ok so not great then but yayyyyyyy for your birthday xx"

I was never gonna have immense fun at an 87th birthday party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis

Oh so you have wings? I thought that was only once a month.

That is 'she flies with her own wings' ..... not just with Always!

It's surprising what tatoos chavs can get these days. Ooooomph was that too much? Sorry if it was.

Fucking wuss, apologising before I even see your comment

And only tattoo I have is my name tattooed on slave

You got no more room left on yours? Dipsy was see 94. Lala was ere 94 Sep Tinky wink was ere 95 po nearly got ere but couldn't reach.

94 and 95? I wasnt legal then.... you old fart!

Oh what fun we have.

VESCERE BRACIS MEIS "

LAC FILIO MEO, CANTAVIT GALLUS

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis

Oh so you have wings? I thought that was only once a month.

That is 'she flies with her own wings' ..... not just with Always!

It's surprising what tatoos chavs can get these days. Ooooomph was that too much? Sorry if it was.

Fucking wuss, apologising before I even see your comment

And only tattoo I have is my name tattooed on slave

You got no more room left on yours? Dipsy was see 94. Lala was ere 94 Sep Tinky wink was ere 95 po nearly got ere but couldn't reach.

94 and 95? I wasnt legal then.... you old fart!

Oh what fun we have.

VESCERE BRACIS MEIS

LAC FILIO MEO, CANTAVIT GALLUS"

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Hello ginger xx"

Hey Kat hope you are well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that in 1517 German theologian Martin Luther nailed a parchment to the door of the castle church in Wittenberg. On this parchment was written a list of 95 swear words, including twat, ringpiece and fuckpuddle. Luther was challenging the medieval orthodoxy, which permitted foul language to be spoken or written only in Latin, thus making it the preserve of the rich and educated classes.

Es scortum obscenis vilis

I say jollie one didn't know thou spoke Latin.

I am a woman of many talents

Alis volat propriis

Oh so you have wings? I thought that was only once a month.

That is 'she flies with her own wings' ..... not just with Always!

It's surprising what tatoos chavs can get these days. Ooooomph was that too much? Sorry if it was.

Fucking wuss, apologising before I even see your comment

And only tattoo I have is my name tattooed on slave

You got no more room left on yours? Dipsy was see 94. Lala was ere 94 Sep Tinky wink was ere 95 po nearly got ere but couldn't reach.

94 and 95? I wasnt legal then.... you old fart!

Oh what fun we have.

VESCERE BRACIS MEIS

LAC FILIO MEO, CANTAVIT GALLUS

Ok "

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

What the fuck is this.... Google Latin???

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"What the fuck is this.... Google Latin??? "

Try it! Tel's got a blowy out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck is this.... Google Latin???

Try it! Tel's got a blowy out of it!"

Ah but you're wondering is Tele such a cockend after all, he might be educated?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening all x

Evening Kat x

Hey blue one how was your sunday xc"

My Sunday was ok as it goes. Didn't do what I wanted to due to weather and grumpy kids. But I had a good day

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"What the fuck is this.... Google Latin???

Try it! Tel's got a blowy out of it!

Ah but you're wondering is Tele such a cockend after all, he might be educated? "

Shame.... i like a bit of rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Good night, cocka?

Yes thanks how was the lakes xx

Long drive for a mediocre dinner, dull company and early back for work! Never mind! Nearly the weekend! and its my birthday this week

Ahhhh ok so not great then but yayyyyyyy for your birthday xx

I was never gonna have immense fun at an 87th birthday party!

"

Ahhhhh this is very true xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck is this.... Google Latin???

Try it! Tel's got a blowy out of it!

Ah but you're wondering is Tele such a cockend after all, he might be educated?

Shame.... i like a bit of rough "

I'm rough as toast, but I'm still clever innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Evening Kat x

Hey blue one how was your sunday xc

My Sunday was ok as it goes. Didn't do what I wanted to due to weather and grumpy kids. But I had a good day "

Ahhhh the weather has ben a bitch tbf and oh the joys of grumpy kids but pleased your day was good xx

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"What the fuck is this.... Google Latin???

Try it! Tel's got a blowy out of it!

Ah but you're wondering is Tele such a cockend after all, he might be educated?

Shame.... i like a bit of rough

I'm rough as toast, but I'm still clever innit? "

Are you asking me or telling me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck is this.... Google Latin???

Try it! Tel's got a blowy out of it!

Ah but you're wondering is Tele such a cockend after all, he might be educated?

Shame.... i like a bit of rough

I'm rough as toast, but I'm still clever innit?

Are you asking me or telling me? "

I'm fucking telling you girl.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Evening all x

Evening Kat x

Hey blue one how was your sunday xc

My Sunday was ok as it goes. Didn't do what I wanted to due to weather and grumpy kids. But I had a good day

Ahhhh the weather has ben a bitch tbf and oh the joys of grumpy kids but pleased your day was good xx"

It was. How was yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck is this.... Google Latin??? "

I much prefer can you just fuck me hard right NOW xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Evening Kat x

Hey blue one how was your sunday xc

My Sunday was ok as it goes. Didn't do what I wanted to due to weather and grumpy kids. But I had a good day

Ahhhh the weather has ben a bitch tbf and oh the joys of grumpy kids but pleased your day was good xx

It was. How was yours? "

It was good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey dickwad xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey dickwad xx"

Hello katalina how are you? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one and all "

Hi ginger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hi Kat x

You ok Angie xx"

Yes good thank you Kat. How was your evening at Chams ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey dickwad xx

Hello katalina how are you? X"

You seriously just made me smile loads and I'm good thanks xxx

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Night pervs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hi Kat x

You ok Angie xx

Yes good thank you Kat. How was your evening at Chams ? X "

Its been really good thanks and I'm pleased your good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night pervs "

Night night xx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Night pervs "

Night gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

Deep heat and very good massages

I’m trying a hot water bottle at the minute

I can feel pain in my left hip and left knee as well

Sounds like it could perhaps be a problem with your sciatic nerve

I have sciatica when pregnant with twins as one of them used to lay trapping the nerve it would make all my back hip and leg hurt down to the knee too

I have sciatica - go see the chiropractor it will do wonders for you honestly

Thank you I’ll see if I can find one

I hope you feel better soon - I'd offer a massage but your some distance away "

Thank you x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Anyone know how to resolve a very weak back???

Serious question because mine is knackered today

Deep heat and very good massages

I’m trying a hot water bottle at the minute

I can feel pain in my left hip and left knee as well

Sounds like it could perhaps be a problem with your sciatic nerve

I have sciatica when pregnant with twins as one of them used to lay trapping the nerve it would make all my back hip and leg hurt down to the knee too

I have sciatica - go see the chiropractor it will do wonders for you honestly

Thank you I’ll see if I can find one

I hope you feel better soon - I'd offer a massage but your some distance away

Thank you x"

You're welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Hi ginger x "

Hiya Angie

How you doing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night pervs "

Night jolie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hi Kat x

You ok Angie xx

Yes good thank you Kat. How was your evening at Chams ? X

Its been really good thanks and I'm pleased your good xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Hello ginger xx

Hey Kat hope you are well "

I'm really good how are you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Hello ginger xx

Hey Kat hope you are well

I'm really good how are you xx"

Yeah not to shabby thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Hello ginger xx

Hey Kat hope you are well

I'm really good how are you xx

Yeah not to shabby thanks "

Excellent xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey dickwad xx

Hello katalina how are you? X

You seriously just made me smile loads and I'm good thanks xxx"

I do my best. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey dickwad xx

Hello katalina how are you? X

You seriously just made me smile loads and I'm good thanks xxx

I do my best. X"

Well thank you I've not been called that in years xx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Good evening one and all "

Evening G K

Hope you are well fella

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Oi Kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Kat

"

Whatttttt blue one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Hi ginger x

Hiya Angie

How you doing ?"

Very good thank you. How are you? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Hi ginger x

Hiya Angie

How you doing ?

Very good thank you. How are you? X "

Yeah not too bad thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Evening G K

Hope you are well fella "

Not too bad Blue ..,thanks

How’s you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Hi ginger x

Hiya Angie

How you doing ?

Very good thank you. How are you? X

Yeah not too bad thanks "

Good x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Oi Kat

Whatttttt blue one xx"

You still here?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Good evening one and all

Evening G K

Hope you are well fella

Not too bad Blue ..,thanks

How’s you "

All good thanks

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Morning all well for me anyway love these early starts in London ! Working on a roof in Shoreditch from 4am and it’s hammering it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all ... 'happy' Monday

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Morning all

I need more sleep

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Morning all ... 'happy' Monday "

Well morning. I’m wet cold and in need of well I’m not sure to be honest!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Morning all

I need more sleep "

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all ... 'happy' Monday

Well morning. I’m wet cold and in need of well I’m not sure to be honest! "

I need to stay in bed but I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Curvy

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Well quite this early

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Morning Curvy"

Hey minx

I know the feeling I don’t wanna get out of bed either but even though I’m signed off with my foot there’s still school runs to do

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Morning all

I need more sleep

Morning "

Morning James

I’m afraid if you don’t know what you want we’re unable to help you today but here take a boobie hig to put you on

( ( . )( . ) )

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Morning all

I need more sleep

Morning

Morning James

I’m afraid if you don’t know what you want we’re unable to help you today but here take a boobie hig to put you on

( ( . )( . ) ) "

Well thank you x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Morning all x

Kisses for James x x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Morning all x

Kisses for James x x"

Just James

I can go off people you know

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Morning all x

Kisses for James x x"

Me why thank you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Morning everyone "

Morning PP

Good luck for your interview this week x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone

Morning PP

Good luck for your interview this week x"

Morning curvy and thank you x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Any one of you geniuses invented teleportation?

Just so I can send the kids to school that way instead of having to get out of bed

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Here Endeth the thread

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