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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone has little things that annoy them in the bedroom, what are yours?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Pets in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they pinch all the duvet

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

That fucking fly I swear it was diving me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he does whatever the last one liked, with no effort to find out what you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeaky floorboards. ... worse, a squeaky bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you. "

This manages to be terrifying and adorable.

Well done.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Pets in the bedroom "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Piles of dirty laundry in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you. "

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stains on the bed sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you at a gatering and one person leaves there socks on. Grrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they assume they're sleeping here. Only Simon cat shares my bed all night. Shut the door on your way out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When he does whatever the last one liked, with no effort to find out what you like"

Have to say I always try and make the effort to find out what makes the person tick

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When they look through your bookshelf and make rude comments.Cheeky! You're not at the lending library!

Only happened the once. After that the ball gag went back on..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When they look through your bookshelf and make rude comments.Cheeky! You're not at the lending library!

Only happened the once. After that the ball gag went back on.."

Love the solution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone has little things that annoy them in the bedroom, what are yours? "

Being alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When out of courtesy I let them have my side of the bed ..... never have a good nights sleep if that happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When he does whatever the last one liked, with no effort to find out what you like

Have to say I always try and make the effort to find out what makes the person tick "

Its usually when they are wearing a watch

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn


"Everyone has little things that annoy them in the bedroom, what are yours? "

My ex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching a scary movie in bed and then having to get up for a piss, thinking something's under your bed and will grab your foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’ "

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Everyone has little things that annoy them in the bedroom, what are yours? "

When he breathes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When clock watch or when act like you enjoy same thing ex or present partner does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "

Don't know why anyone would be in a rush to leave yours after looking at your photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When he does whatever the last one liked, with no effort to find out what you like

Have to say I always try and make the effort to find out what makes the person tick

Its usually when they are wearing a watch "

There's always one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly "

Perhaps you aren't gettin'the ladies sufficiently aroused?

Maybe thats why the are sore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone has little things that annoy them in the bedroom, what are yours?

My ex!

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She's still there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When out of courtesy I let them have my side of the bed ..... never have a good nights sleep if that happens "

I never give up my side of the bed and I nick the duvet in the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "

No idea why anyone would want to rush from yours xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they look through your bookshelf and make rude comments.Cheeky! You're not at the lending library!

Only happened the once. After that the ball gag went back on.."

I had a girl do same with my cds an DVD’s kept hinting oh not seen this or heard that an then went if you lend me em I’d come back

Funny said no next time you come maybe after left her fab page had been deleted lol

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"When they assume they're sleeping here. Only Simon cat shares my bed all night. Shut the door on your way out.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "

Why would anyone try escape know I wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers.

Why would anyone try escape know I wouldn’t "

On the other hand, it can be annoying when they don't know when to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been fortunate enough haven't had anyone with pet hates ...

My dog doesn't like men usually.

Maybe she's the one with the pet hate ...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Everyone has little things that annoy them in the bedroom, what are yours? "

When they break wind like a farmyard animal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they break my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gabby women who after sex think it's their god given right to chat absolute shite. Yes I like spooning and will kiss your neck, I'll cuddle you until the cow's come home but just shut the fuck up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they break my bed "

I’m quite handy so would at least fix it for you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When they break my bed "

I hope they paid for a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly

Perhaps you aren't gettin'the ladies sufficiently aroused?

Maybe thats why the are sore?"

Think your missing the point of long sessions. I dont just mean straight sex when I say that. The little guy gets sore if i go in dry, so I avoid that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’ "

Blimey it’s like the film scene from Misery, tied to the bed with ya legs smashed to bits

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Gabby women who after sex think it's their god given right to chat absolute shite. Yes I like spooning and will kiss your neck, I'll cuddle you until the cow's come home but just shut the fuck up. "

I dare you to say that to the next victim, sorry woman you manage to get into your bed

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"Everyone has little things that annoy them in the bedroom, what are yours?

My ex!

She's still there??"

She's under the floorboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having my bed all to myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"having my bed all to myself "

Second that

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "

I shall remember to pack them for my road trip....what's the address again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

farting during sex and using hands to wave the smell towards my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they break my bed

I’m quite handy so would at least fix it for you x"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly

Perhaps you aren't gettin'the ladies sufficiently aroused?

Maybe thats why the are sore?

Think your missing the point of long sessions. I dont just mean straight sex when I say that. The little guy gets sore if i go in dry, so I avoid that."

Yeah, I've clearly missed the point. Very much so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they decide right we had sex now I need know about all your ex’s and past life feel like being stalked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gabby women who after sex think it's their god given right to chat absolute shite. Yes I like spooning and will kiss your neck, I'll cuddle you until the cow's come home but just shut the fuck up.

I dare you to say that to the next victim, sorry woman you manage to get into your bed "

And if her name was barbera and she continued to make verbal noises I'd say oi Barbera nnnooo, yes I've put my penis inside you and emptied my man porridge on your breasticles but SHUT UP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told what to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's not been great but he clearly thinks he's some sex god. On suggestion of round two he doesn't have time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"having my bed all to myself

Second that "

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By *017chesterladMan
over a year ago

chester


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you. "

Ha ha that’s funny but true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When it's not been great but he clearly thinks he's some sex god. On suggestion of round two he doesn't have time..."

Hahaha, we all know someone that is too cocky in the bedroom (pun not intended )

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

When they try to sleep on MY side of the bed, grrr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When they try to sleep on MY side of the bed, grrr!"

I hope you tell them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they decide right we had sex now I need know about all your ex’s and past life feel like being stalked"

Liking the name and its true what you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it's not been great but he clearly thinks he's some sex god. On suggestion of round two he doesn't have time..."

Tell him he needs to improve, be vocal on your needs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it's not been great but he clearly thinks he's some sex god. On suggestion of round two he doesn't have time..."

I'd say I won, whilst hopping round bedroom putting one leg in trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

Blimey it’s like the film scene from Misery, tied to the bed with ya legs smashed to bits "

Hey you remember my old profile!

I was Miss Annie Wilkes, I'll be your biggest fan and no that's not a sledge hammer that's just a door stop.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Gabby women who after sex think it's their god given right to chat absolute shite. Yes I like spooning and will kiss your neck, I'll cuddle you until the cow's come home but just shut the fuck up.

I dare you to say that to the next victim, sorry woman you manage to get into your bed

And if her name was barbera and she continued to make verbal noises I'd say oi Barbera nnnooo, yes I've put my penis inside you and emptied my man porridge on your breasticles but SHUT UP. "

Are you......feeling ok this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

Blimey it’s like the film scene from Misery, tied to the bed with ya legs smashed to bits

Hey you remember my old profile!

I was Miss Annie Wilkes, I'll be your biggest fan and no that's not a sledge hammer that's just a door stop. "

Best not to break down in ones car if passing through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gabby women who after sex think it's their god given right to chat absolute shite. Yes I like spooning and will kiss your neck, I'll cuddle you until the cow's come home but just shut the fuck up.

I dare you to say that to the next victim, sorry woman you manage to get into your bed

And if her name was barbera and she continued to make verbal noises I'd say oi Barbera nnnooo, yes I've put my penis inside you and emptied my man porridge on your breasticles but SHUT UP.

Are you......feeling ok this morning? "

Sorry, I'm always annoying on a Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly

Perhaps you aren't gettin'the ladies sufficiently aroused?

Maybe thats why the are sore?

Think your missing the point of long sessions. I dont just mean straight sex when I say that. The little guy gets sore if i go in dry, so I avoid that."

Ever heard of lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No half time cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly

Perhaps you aren't gettin'the ladies sufficiently aroused?

Maybe thats why the are sore?

Think your missing the point of long sessions. I dont just mean straight sex when I say that. The little guy gets sore if i go in dry, so I avoid that.

Ever heard of lube? "

Lol yes but i'll carry one in my holster next time for a quick draw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

Blimey it’s like the film scene from Misery, tied to the bed with ya legs smashed to bits

Hey you remember my old profile!

I was Miss Annie Wilkes, I'll be your biggest fan and no that's not a sledge hammer that's just a door stop.

Best not to break down in ones car if passing through "

Friends from a previous fab life?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "

I had a guy turn his back on me and start snoring ! Then woke up and started getting dressed telling me I'd be home in decent time !!! Haven't been back

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Pet hates....An ex"s cats would come in and watch, once we were in the middle of it and suddenly her cat jumped up on my back and looked over my shoulder at her.

She burst out laughing as she said the cat had a look on its face which was a combination of are you alright and curiosity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they assume they're sleeping here. Only Simon cat shares my bed all night. Shut the door on your way out.."

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "

I think this is where you may be going wrong. You're scaring the hell out of them.

Joking (I think)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers.

I think this is where you may be going wrong. You're scaring the hell out of them.

Joking (I think)"

To be fair, if a woman I met demanded me to stay I think I'd love it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers.

I think this is where you may be going wrong. You're scaring the hell out of them.

Joking (I think)"

It is exactly that. Sleeping over and having cuddles and spoons in bed makes it appear to be more than what it is.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers.

I think this is where you may be going wrong. You're scaring the hell out of them.

Joking (I think)

To be fair, if a woman I met demanded me to stay I think I'd love it... "

I just wouldn't be too impressed if a guy demanded I stay for the night. I like to decide that myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.

Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’

It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers.

I think this is where you may be going wrong. You're scaring the hell out of them.

Joking (I think)

To be fair, if a woman I met demanded me to stay I think I'd love it...

I just wouldn't be too impressed if a guy demanded I stay for the night. I like to decide that myself."

Yeah I'd never demand a woman to stay but I'd always be open to the idea if she fancied it.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Crumbs in the bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crumbs in the bed."

I don't know how this hasn't been mentioned already?! High up the list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they look through your bookshelf and make rude comments.Cheeky! You're not at the lending library!

Only happened the once. After that the ball gag went back on.."

with you on this. Them's MY books!!!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeaky floorboards. ... worse, a squeaky bed. "

Staying at a nice old b+b once a while ago things got a little heated in the bed. It was making quite a racket so we decided to fuck on the floor instead only to find out that made the wardrobe rattle. Sometimes you just have to ignore it and carry on regardless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non matching pillow cases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greasy duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they calm you by their ex's first name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call even

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Non matching pillow cases. "

Is this your feminine side.....

I never thought that men noticed pillow cases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folded bed cover at the bottom of the bed. I mean what's the point? Just gets kicked off in night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you. "

Simply that

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"Pets in the bedroom "

My instant reaction too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach. "

You defo can't let rip on first meet.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I hate it when they wake up and find me watching them. And then they start asking me who I am, and why their hands are taped together. Just be quiet and let me do my thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pets in the bedroom "
I was going to say that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach.

You defo can't let rip on first meet. "

Not long ago I was staying with a guy and said I had to go out to my car for something. Got in my car and just blew my arse off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach.

You defo can't let rip on first meet.

Not long ago I was staying with a guy and said I had to go out to my car for something. Got in my car and just blew my arse off. "

Haha and then he stuck his tongue up my arse. Mmmm pungent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach.

You defo can't let rip on first meet.

Not long ago I was staying with a guy and said I had to go out to my car for something. Got in my car and just blew my arse off. "

my type of girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when they wake up and find me watching them. And then they start asking me who I am, and why their hands are taped together. Just be quiet and let me do my thing."

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach.

You defo can't let rip on first meet.

Not long ago I was staying with a guy and said I had to go out to my car for something. Got in my car and just blew my arse off. "

Ha ha you’re so lady like

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

A man talking

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By *973 JimmyMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

When she's got all her kids running in and out and we have to tell her husband to keep them under control.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3


"Everyone has little things that annoy them in the bedroom, what are yours?

When they break wind like a farmyard animal! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How all that fluff accumulates under the bed, horrible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bodily fluid leakage on fresh bedding.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Bodily fluid leakage on fresh bedding. "

Put an Incontinence sheet on top of said fresh bedding....simples!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Bodily fluid leakage on fresh bedding.

Put an Incontinence sheet on top of said fresh bedding....simples! "

Wow Tena are making sheets now?

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By *rWeynMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

When they fall asleep after a vigorous session in the middle of the bed. I'm too polite to wake them up so I end up leeching on 2 inches of mattress like a Russian gymnast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bedroom popadoms- large, dried wankerchiefs. Porn crackers, wankers crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you. "

I would never leave NEVER EVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bodily fluid leakage on fresh bedding. "

Bed glue, adheres people firmly to their mattress.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Don't think i have 1 yet as its Onley me that goes in to the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty bed

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By *app1962Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 29/04/18 20:43:38]

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Really childish duvet covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pets in the bedroom "

I keep a python in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men wanting to watch the football straight after sex. Gggrrrrrr

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you. "

Oh I definitely wouldn’t be leaving. I’d snuggle up and park me bike and if you were a good girl, I’d make you breakfast. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her husband coming home unexpectedly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really childish duvet covers "

Aye what's up with Spiderman? I've got football this week.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Laminate flooring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When theres like 3 mirrors in one room. I mean, come on! How many mirrors do you need?!

That and when its too hot. (Im already a himan radiator)

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Men wanting to watch the football straight after sex. Gggrrrrrr"

No just men who want to watch football full stop.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Socks being left on

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Empty bed "

Mrs M...ah maybe you need a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My blind that has half a slat missing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hogging the duvet

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Bodily fluid leakage on fresh bedding.

Put an Incontinence sheet on top of said fresh bedding....simples!

Wow Tena are making sheets now?"

No they are what elderly people have to protect their mattresses, they have a built in material that fluid cannot leak through but they look like a normal sheet!!!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Bodily fluid leakage on fresh bedding.

Put an Incontinence sheet on top of said fresh bedding....simples!

Wow Tena are making sheets now?

No they are what elderly people have to protect their mattresses, they have a built in material that fluid cannot leak through but they look like a normal sheet!!! "

I was joking

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Bodily fluid leakage on fresh bedding.

Put an Incontinence sheet on top of said fresh bedding....simples!

Wow Tena are making sheets now?

No they are what elderly people have to protect their mattresses, they have a built in material that fluid cannot leak through but they look like a normal sheet!!!

I was joking "

Mind you it would still need washing though!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Euuuuu

Lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Self-interested jerks who are a one trick pony - they are in a routine that isn't bothered by their partners needs.

Guys who cum too quickly - especially if in conjunction with just their own pleasure. Should be handcuffed and only allowed to leave when all are satisfied.

Untidy rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you. "

In absolute bits!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Black sock fluff on my carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People ignoring when you say you aren't comfortable with something

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"When they break my bed "

I did that before with an ex. I had to bloody fix it. Snapped 6 slats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my hubby pulls out because he’s come ... hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally just rolled of the bed laughing at your comment

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach. "

Got to love the post meet trump after you leave...

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