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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub

whats your plan of action....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub

whats your plan of action....

"

A meet with a sexy single fella

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub

whats your plan of action....

A meet with a sexy single fella "

so that's the treat sorted - what about the trick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub

whats your plan of action....

A meet with a sexy single fella "

Oh bugger frock I forgot Hun and I'm in Scotland now

Can we rearrange? Xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I keep a scary mask on the hall table... I love it scares the little buggers to death..

word must have got round they dont bother me anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a photo of the ex ma in law on the front door...;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've a full zombie costume watch them lil shit run up the street crying for there mums

* RetUrnS oT GrAve * -|-

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

call me a softy.. i have just gone out and bought 10 quids worth of sweeties for them.....

wish I have thought of the "going down to the pub" plan now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've a full zombie costume watch them lil shit run up the street crying for there mums

* RetUrnS oT GrAve * -|-"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub

whats your plan of action....

A meet with a sexy single fella

Oh bugger frock I forgot Hun and I'm in Scotland now

Can we rearrange? Xx"

Yeah.... 2056

Got me a taller than 5ft1 'stand in'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"call me a softy.. i have just gone out and bought 10 quids worth of sweeties for them.....

wish I have thought of the "going down to the pub" plan now.... "

Be truthful, you really going to eat a fivers worth while you waiting for them

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Well I've a full zombie costume watch them lil shit run up the street crying for there mums

* RetUrnS oT GrAve * -|-"

so basically no change there then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the eggs all lined up ready, water pistol full and flour etc readt.

don't trcik or treat my door, I'll be the one in for a treat lol.

Hate it if honest, but my kids love it.

they are over tomorrw night, my eldest is going as Alice Cooper, he looks so like him its unreal, with a wig on of clourse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a barricade of garden and house junk waiting to be taken to the dump..

Will leave it out the front so they cant get past..lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

if they get down our drive, avoid the kid trap (open cess pit) miss the long grass hiding the snakes and manage to get up the steps covered in slippery green slimey stuff they can have a treat ......................... if they can find the door knocker (cos we haven't got one pmsl)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if they get down our drive, avoid the kid trap (open cess pit) miss the long grass hiding the snakes and manage to get up the steps covered in slippery green slimey stuff they can have a treat ......................... if they can find the door knocker (cos we haven't got one pmsl)"

And if you did, would it be wired to the mains?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"if they get down our drive, avoid the kid trap (open cess pit) miss the long grass hiding the snakes and manage to get up the steps covered in slippery green slimey stuff they can have a treat ......................... if they can find the door knocker (cos we haven't got one pmsl)

And if you did, would it be wired to the mains? "

of course!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Any bugger who tricks me gets a d/loaded photo of Soapy and told to behave else that's what they turn into.

So far i've had 37 kids and the same man arrive 4 times

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester


"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers

"

It's a agoraphobic pedophiles wet dream isn't it? they are being delievered to the door in role playing outfits mmmm lol sick i tell ya, just sick!

thanks for that one sir frankie boyle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three lines of claymore mines down the path, "planted" sixteen mon-200's in the front lawn in case the buggers get clever.

Two window mounted M2's to pick of the screamers, reinforced steel front door for the persistent, two 1.1D filled carved pumpkins on the doorstep, and one cyanide suicide pill if they get in and go for me toffees, I couldn't bear to watch.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have told any of the little shits if they knock my door or even think about knocking my door i will personally insert a sparkler where the sun dont shine.....lit end first into various parts of their anatomy

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester


"I have told any of the little shits if they knock my door or even think about knocking my door i will personally insert a sparkler where the sun dont shine.....lit end first into various parts of their anatomy "

yeah and that's just foreplay.. you tell em sexy pants, we'll double team you all coz we're propper cool, aren't we?

:D

lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have told any of the little shits if they knock my door or even think about knocking my door i will personally insert a sparkler where the sun dont shine.....lit end first into various parts of their anatomy

yeah and that's just foreplay.. you tell em sexy pants, we'll double team you all coz we're propper cool, aren't we?

:D

lol"
im not cool...im hot....as you are too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be out walking the dog, then off to a dance class. If I am in, I shall ignore the knocks. Simples!

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester


"I have told any of the little shits if they knock my door or even think about knocking my door i will personally insert a sparkler where the sun dont shine.....lit end first into various parts of their anatomy

yeah and that's just foreplay.. you tell em sexy pants, we'll double team you all coz we're propper cool, aren't we?

:D

lolim not cool...im hot....as you are too"

I like hot, it's like being warm but more... hot - and who said the schools where failing us x

mwah xxxxxxxxxxxx

ty hot girl x

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

I drove 300 miles to Blackpool to get away from them, lol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub

whats your plan of action....

"

Our church has a light party,parents can drop their kids off,in fancy dress,and we do games with lots of sweets as prizes...everybody wins.The village has very few street lights making trick or treating quite dangerous,the kiddies get full of junk and no one feels like a kill joy...so i will be setting up whack a rat and apple bobbing

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