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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, is it better to be short & snappy. Or long & drawn out?

Have read profiles ranging from "women looking to meet men" to 'War & Peace' length narratives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Length isn't everything. A girthy introduction tends to work best.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If you're female you can get away with short and snappy or War and Peace.

If you're a man you might need to consider putting some work in to getting your profile just right. It's not often the size but how you use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers "

Whats wrong with a disclaimer?

I think i have mine set just about right for those perving antipodeans...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers

Whats wrong with a disclaimer?

I think i have mine set just about right for those perving antipodeans... "

they aren't really disclaimers though are they?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mines War & Peace but usually complimented on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only women that have novels for profiles!

Make of that what you want

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers

Whats wrong with a disclaimer?

I think i have mine set just about right for those perving antipodeans...

they aren't really disclaimers though are they? "

Correct, its not a disclaimer..

A disclaimer would be "Im likely to rob you blind when we meet and theres bugger all you can do about it".

What is commonly referred as a disclaimer on fab is in fact a notice of copyright which is pretty pointless as it would be nigh on impossible to prosecute an individual or a large corporation for infringement as the laws do not make it easy, at best an injunction to prevent its use (in the case of corporate use) would be the best you could hope for but the probability of you losing any legal proceedings you pursue are extremely high with a huge risk of having to pay thousands in legal costs, hence why the likes of us would never pursue a claim against anyone for use of our IP.

However,disclaimer is far easier to remember and type then notice of copyright, I guess thats why it is used in its incorrect form..

Glad we cleared that one up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers "

The disclaimers are the funniest parts of a profile. They're usually a "oh look at me, I'm so popular" shout out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant deal with git long ones. Get bored half way through and cba.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If it makes me laugh it's a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant deal with git long ones. Get bored half way through and cba. "

I don't like gits either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women only need little for their profile to be like gold dust on here.

Couples can do the same but to attract other couples they try harder with their profiles.

If you fall in the single male category. Size doesn't matter, wit is a plus if you can start chatting. Fitness can scare people away. Being totally genuine and honest is apparently whats best. With loads of pics and club meet verifications just to make sure your not some weirdo looking for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a profile is longer than my iPhone screen, it’s a no from me.

Or if there is so many rules they have to have numbers.

Oh and saying they will not answer faceless messages while not having one themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything more than a few paragraphs is unnessesary ...male or female. It's like someone in the pub who doesn't stop talking but says fuck all. You stop listening after a while x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers "

Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers

Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is "

It is rather a long one isn’t it

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"So, is it better to be short & snappy. Or long & drawn out?

Have read profiles ranging from "women looking to meet men" to 'War & Peace' length narratives.

"

Short and snappy for me.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Mines War & Peace but usually complimented on it "

Yeh, loving the nails. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately as a couple or single lady on here, most will have to put down a lengthy profile text, otherwise you get bombarded with unwanted emails.

So rather than just deleting them all unread, we try to outline on our profile, what we are after meet wise and how we work and hopefully this will save them wasting their time and wasting ours too with unwanted massages..but having said that, we still get around 10 day asking or saying the same things ..like ..I'm free to fuck you now ..Hi what you upto ..fancy a fuck..a lot simple bypass the fact it's a couples account and address her only ..even though it clearly states she never comes on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make of it what you want OP, it’s all about you.

I’ve been told by one lady mine is awesome and by another it needs removing so you’ll never please everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately as a couple or single lady on here, most will have to put down a lengthy profile text, otherwise you get bombarded with unwanted emails.

So rather than just deleting them all unread, we try to outline on our profile, what we are after meet wise and how we work and hopefully this will save them wasting their time and wasting ours too with unwanted massages..but having said that, we still get around 10 day asking or saying the same things ..like ..I'm free to fuck you now ..Hi what you upto ..fancy a fuck..a lot simple bypass the fact it's a couples account and address her only ..even though it clearly states she never comes on Fab "

You could have summed your profile up in 1 paragraph x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers

Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is "

Oh you, what are you like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers

Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is "

'Oh, no it isn't' She hollered in a tone that made you think panto season was back already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers

Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is

'Oh, no it isn't' She hollered in a tone that made you think panto season was back already.

"

I'm behind you!!!!!

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By *atdancerCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Profiles should be a prime of words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jules and Vincent go to a diner to eat before going to Marcellus' bar to drop off the attache case. Jules continues his discussion of the miracle he felt he witnessed, and that he is going to be leaving "the life". Vincent interrupts to go to the bathroom. Two psychopaths decide to stage a robbery at the diner where they feel they can score big, and hold everyone at bay with guns and threats of murder. They collect wallets, and are confronted by Jules when he refuses to give up the briefcase. Through intimidation, Jules gets back his bad mother fucker wallet, but gives the robbers his money. He does not kill them, he explains, because of this recent miracle he experienced.

Vincent and Jules go to Marcellus' bar (still dressed in shorts and t-shirts) to deliver their cache. They have to wait because Marcellus is talking to a washed-up palooka boxer named Butch. Butch is being paid off to throw a fight the next night. As Butch leaves, he and Vincent verbally tee off, but Butch backs down and leaves. Jules and the bartender are exchanging amusing looks with reference to Vincent's evening assignment. He is to escort Marcellus' wife, Mia, out for the evening. Vincent and Jules have talked about this before, while they were waiting to burst into the apartment on their hit.

Vincent is dressed for the evening with a trenchcoat over a black suit. He goes to his drug dealer's house and buys heroin. The dealer puts it in a baggie. Vincent shoots up, and then leaves for his evening with Mia. Mia awaits Vincent with surveillance cameras. While he waits for her, she snorts and then makes her appearance.

They go a bizarre retro 50's club. They eat, talk, and enter a dance contest, which they win. Back at Mia's house, Vincent goes to the bathroom to try and figure out how he can leave without getting into trouble. While he is in the bathroom, Mia sings and dances around the room. She finds the heroin in Vincent's pocket, and thinking it is , snorts. She OD's and Vincent rushes her to his drug dealer Lance's house in hopes of getting help. With a giant hypodermic needle full of adrenaline, Mia is revived. Vincent takes her home, and they both agree that Marcellus never need know of the events of the evening.

Hope this is help to answer your question op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short and snappy with a bit of humour in there... and no disclaimers

Mines rather large indeed ha ha my profile that is

'Oh, no it isn't' She hollered in a tone that made you think panto season was back already.

I'm behind you!!!!!"

At least tell me you brought a choc-ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately as a couple or single lady on here, most will have to put down a lengthy profile text, otherwise you get bombarded with unwanted emails.

So rather than just deleting them all unread, we try to outline on our profile, what we are after meet wise and how we work and hopefully this will save them wasting their time and wasting ours too with unwanted massages..but having said that, we still get around 10 day asking or saying the same things ..like ..I'm free to fuck you now ..Hi what you upto ..fancy a fuck..a lot simple bypass the fact it's a couples account and address her only ..even though it clearly states she never comes on Fab

You could have summed your profile up in 1 paragraph x"

Pray tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Length isn't everything. A girthy introduction tends to work best."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jules and Vincent go to a diner to eat before going to Marcellus' bar to drop off the attache case. Jules continues his discussion of the miracle he felt he witnessed, and that he is going to be leaving "the life". Vincent interrupts to go to the bathroom. Two psychopaths decide to stage a robbery at the diner where they feel they can score big, and hold everyone at bay with guns and threats of murder. They collect wallets, and are confronted by Jules when he refuses to give up the briefcase. Through intimidation, Jules gets back his bad mother fucker wallet, but gives the robbers his money. He does not kill them, he explains, because of this recent miracle he experienced.

Vincent and Jules go to Marcellus' bar (still dressed in shorts and t-shirts) to deliver their cache. They have to wait because Marcellus is talking to a washed-up palooka boxer named Butch. Butch is being paid off to throw a fight the next night. As Butch leaves, he and Vincent verbally tee off, but Butch backs down and leaves. Jules and the bartender are exchanging amusing looks with reference to Vincent's evening assignment. He is to escort Marcellus' wife, Mia, out for the evening. Vincent and Jules have talked about this before, while they were waiting to burst into the apartment on their hit.

Vincent is dressed for the evening with a trenchcoat over a black suit. He goes to his drug dealer's house and buys heroin. The dealer puts it in a baggie. Vincent shoots up, and then leaves for his evening with Mia. Mia awaits Vincent with surveillance cameras. While he waits for her, she snorts and then makes her appearance.

They go a bizarre retro 50's club. They eat, talk, and enter a dance contest, which they win. Back at Mia's house, Vincent goes to the bathroom to try and figure out how he can leave without getting into trouble. While he is in the bathroom, Mia sings and dances around the room. She finds the heroin in Vincent's pocket, and thinking it is , snorts. She OD's and Vincent rushes her to his drug dealer Lance's house in hopes of getting help. With a giant hypodermic needle full of adrenaline, Mia is revived. Vincent takes her home, and they both agree that Marcellus never need know of the events of the evening.

Hope this is help to answer your question op "

You forgot about Butches birth right, the pocket watch that his father and grandfather hid up their ass, that Fabian left on the little kangaroo which makes butch have to go back to the house where he finds Vincent's ak47 and mistakingly thinks hes pulling a gun on him and shoots him but it was the sound of a pop tart popping up!

Upon leaving Butch spots Mr Wallace and they get into a scuffle before falling into the spiders porn shop where Mr Wallace endures some forced buggery from Zed. Butch takes his time but eventually bursts in with a machete and saves Mr Wallace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jules and Vincent go to a diner to eat before going to Marcellus' bar to drop off the attache case. Jules continues his discussion of the miracle he felt he witnessed, and that he is going to be leaving "the life". Vincent interrupts to go to the bathroom. Two psychopaths decide to stage a robbery at the diner where they feel they can score big, and hold everyone at bay with guns and threats of murder. They collect wallets, and are confronted by Jules when he refuses to give up the briefcase. Through intimidation, Jules gets back his bad mother fucker wallet, but gives the robbers his money. He does not kill them, he explains, because of this recent miracle he experienced.

Vincent and Jules go to Marcellus' bar (still dressed in shorts and t-shirts) to deliver their cache. They have to wait because Marcellus is talking to a washed-up palooka boxer named Butch. Butch is being paid off to throw a fight the next night. As Butch leaves, he and Vincent verbally tee off, but Butch backs down and leaves. Jules and the bartender are exchanging amusing looks with reference to Vincent's evening assignment. He is to escort Marcellus' wife, Mia, out for the evening. Vincent and Jules have talked about this before, while they were waiting to burst into the apartment on their hit.

Vincent is dressed for the evening with a trenchcoat over a black suit. He goes to his drug dealer's house and buys heroin. The dealer puts it in a baggie. Vincent shoots up, and then leaves for his evening with Mia. Mia awaits Vincent with surveillance cameras. While he waits for her, she snorts and then makes her appearance.

They go a bizarre retro 50's club. They eat, talk, and enter a dance contest, which they win. Back at Mia's house, Vincent goes to the bathroom to try and figure out how he can leave without getting into trouble. While he is in the bathroom, Mia sings and dances around the room. She finds the heroin in Vincent's pocket, and thinking it is , snorts. She OD's and Vincent rushes her to his drug dealer Lance's house in hopes of getting help. With a giant hypodermic needle full of adrenaline, Mia is revived. Vincent takes her home, and they both agree that Marcellus never need know of the events of the evening.

Hope this is help to answer your question op

You forgot about Butches birth right, the pocket watch that his father and grandfather hid up their ass, that Fabian left on the little kangaroo which makes butch have to go back to the house where he finds Vincent's ak47 and mistakingly thinks hes pulling a gun on him and shoots him but it was the sound of a pop tart popping up!

Upon leaving Butch spots Mr Wallace and they get into a scuffle before falling into the spiders porn shop where Mr Wallace endures some forced buggery from Zed. Butch takes his time but eventually bursts in with a machete and saves Mr Wallace.

"

Thank you! That was the most important part and I forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine a bit of a bible

Must get the thinking cap on and see what’s to be cut out / deleted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say mine the correct amount or random words

Makes no sense at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jules and Vincent go to a diner to eat before going to Marcellus' bar to drop off the attache case. Jules continues his discussion of the miracle he felt he witnessed, and that he is going to be leaving "the life". Vincent interrupts to go to the bathroom. Two psychopaths decide to stage a robbery at the diner where they feel they can score big, and hold everyone at bay with guns and threats of murder. They collect wallets, and are confronted by Jules when he refuses to give up the briefcase. Through intimidation, Jules gets back his bad mother fucker wallet, but gives the robbers his money. He does not kill them, he explains, because of this recent miracle he experienced.

Vincent and Jules go to Marcellus' bar (still dressed in shorts and t-shirts) to deliver their cache. They have to wait because Marcellus is talking to a washed-up palooka boxer named Butch. Butch is being paid off to throw a fight the next night. As Butch leaves, he and Vincent verbally tee off, but Butch backs down and leaves. Jules and the bartender are exchanging amusing looks with reference to Vincent's evening assignment. He is to escort Marcellus' wife, Mia, out for the evening. Vincent and Jules have talked about this before, while they were waiting to burst into the apartment on their hit.

Vincent is dressed for the evening with a trenchcoat over a black suit. He goes to his drug dealer's house and buys heroin. The dealer puts it in a baggie. Vincent shoots up, and then leaves for his evening with Mia. Mia awaits Vincent with surveillance cameras. While he waits for her, she snorts and then makes her appearance.

They go a bizarre retro 50's club. They eat, talk, and enter a dance contest, which they win. Back at Mia's house, Vincent goes to the bathroom to try and figure out how he can leave without getting into trouble. While he is in the bathroom, Mia sings and dances around the room. She finds the heroin in Vincent's pocket, and thinking it is , snorts. She OD's and Vincent rushes her to his drug dealer Lance's house in hopes of getting help. With a giant hypodermic needle full of adrenaline, Mia is revived. Vincent takes her home, and they both agree that Marcellus never need know of the events of the evening.

Hope this is help to answer your question op

You forgot about Butches birth right, the pocket watch that his father and grandfather hid up their ass, that Fabian left on the little kangaroo which makes butch have to go back to the house where he finds Vincent's ak47 and mistakingly thinks hes pulling a gun on him and shoots him but it was the sound of a pop tart popping up!

Upon leaving Butch spots Mr Wallace and they get into a scuffle before falling into the spiders porn shop where Mr Wallace endures some forced buggery from Zed. Butch takes his time but eventually bursts in with a machete and saves Mr Wallace.

Thank you! That was the most important part and I forgot "

Who's motorcycle is this? It's not a motorcycle it's a chopper hunny, who's chopper is this? It's Zeds, who's Zed, Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead, brrrum brrum, that's my chopper noise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jules and Vincent go to a diner to eat before going to Marcellus' bar to drop off the attache case. Jules continues his discussion of the miracle he felt he witnessed, and that he is going to be leaving "the life". Vincent interrupts to go to the bathroom. Two psychopaths decide to stage a robbery at the diner where they feel they can score big, and hold everyone at bay with guns and threats of murder. They collect wallets, and are confronted by Jules when he refuses to give up the briefcase. Through intimidation, Jules gets back his bad mother fucker wallet, but gives the robbers his money. He does not kill them, he explains, because of this recent miracle he experienced.

Vincent and Jules go to Marcellus' bar (still dressed in shorts and t-shirts) to deliver their cache. They have to wait because Marcellus is talking to a washed-up palooka boxer named Butch. Butch is being paid off to throw a fight the next night. As Butch leaves, he and Vincent verbally tee off, but Butch backs down and leaves. Jules and the bartender are exchanging amusing looks with reference to Vincent's evening assignment. He is to escort Marcellus' wife, Mia, out for the evening. Vincent and Jules have talked about this before, while they were waiting to burst into the apartment on their hit.

Vincent is dressed for the evening with a trenchcoat over a black suit. He goes to his drug dealer's house and buys heroin. The dealer puts it in a baggie. Vincent shoots up, and then leaves for his evening with Mia. Mia awaits Vincent with surveillance cameras. While he waits for her, she snorts and then makes her appearance.

They go a bizarre retro 50's club. They eat, talk, and enter a dance contest, which they win. Back at Mia's house, Vincent goes to the bathroom to try and figure out how he can leave without getting into trouble. While he is in the bathroom, Mia sings and dances around the room. She finds the heroin in Vincent's pocket, and thinking it is , snorts. She OD's and Vincent rushes her to his drug dealer Lance's house in hopes of getting help. With a giant hypodermic needle full of adrenaline, Mia is revived. Vincent takes her home, and they both agree that Marcellus never need know of the events of the evening.

Hope this is help to answer your question op

You forgot about Butches birth right, the pocket watch that his father and grandfather hid up their ass, that Fabian left on the little kangaroo which makes butch have to go back to the house where he finds Vincent's ak47 and mistakingly thinks hes pulling a gun on him and shoots him but it was the sound of a pop tart popping up!

Upon leaving Butch spots Mr Wallace and they get into a scuffle before falling into the spiders porn shop where Mr Wallace endures some forced buggery from Zed. Butch takes his time but eventually bursts in with a machete and saves Mr Wallace.

Thank you! That was the most important part and I forgot

Who's motorcycle is this? It's not a motorcycle it's a chopper hunny, who's chopper is this? It's Zeds, who's Zed, Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead, brrrum brrum, that's my chopper noise!"

Oh to hear FabulousandBearded’s chopper noise...

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