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Strictly Fun and Frolics With Mistress , Sami, Voddy and others...BYO biscuits..#106

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Oi oi.....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good job i hit refresh would have had 2 again

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"good job i hit refresh would have had 2 again "

Haha Always good to have a spare one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good job i hit refresh would have had 2 again "

No chance of three

...I'm feckered

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"good job i hit refresh would have had 2 again

No chance of three

...I'm feckered "

Bless..you had a long day...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evenin' all!

Yep, it's me!

Iain.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evenin' all!

Yep, it's me!

Iain."

Evening Iain! Howz your day been?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evenin' all!

Yep, it's me!

Iain.

Evening Iain! Howz your day been? "

Sami. Hi lass!

Chilled out during day and went out to a local Club. Fifteen people showed up, no-one was interested in playing, but it was great banter and good humour.

Hot tub was superb for my back too!

Now just got back home, perving on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm leaving it to Iain and the night shift as I'm about to konk

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evenin' all!

Yep, it's me!

Iain.

Evening Iain! Howz your day been?

Sami. Hi lass!

Chilled out during day and went out to a local Club. Fifteen people showed up, no-one was interested in playing, but it was great banter and good humour.

Hot tub was superb for my back too!

Now just got back home, perving on here!"

Oh, sounds like a nice gathering So investing in a hot tub next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il peek ny head in see what happens in this room

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Well I'm leaving it to Iain and the night shift as I'm about to konk"

Damn youngsters! No real stamina these days!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well I'm leaving it to Iain and the night shift as I'm about to konk"

Won't be long after you, na night xx

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evenin' all!

Yep, it's me!

Iain.

Evening Iain! Howz your day been?

Sami. Hi lass!

Chilled out during day and went out to a local Club. Fifteen people showed up, no-one was interested in playing, but it was great banter and good humour.

Hot tub was superb for my back too!

Now just got back home, perving on here!

Oh, sounds like a nice gathering So investing in a hot tub next? "

I was contemplating how to get theirs out of their site!!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Il peek ny head in see what happens in this room"

Hello and welcome So we chat and eat biscuits

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evenin' all!

Yep, it's me!

Iain.

Evening Iain! Howz your day been?

Sami. Hi lass!

Chilled out during day and went out to a local Club. Fifteen people showed up, no-one was interested in playing, but it was great banter and good humour.

Hot tub was superb for my back too!

Now just got back home, perving on here!

Oh, sounds like a nice gathering So investing in a hot tub next?

I was contemplating how to get theirs out of their site!! "

Haha

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Well I'm leaving it to Iain and the night shift as I'm about to konk

Won't be long after you, na night xx"

I could get an inferiority complex here! Is it summat I said???

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Il peek ny head in see what happens in this room

Hello and welcome So we chat and eat biscuits "

Watch out for Voddy. Can be a handful!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well I'm leaving it to Iain and the night shift as I'm about to konk

Won't be long after you, na night xx

I could get an inferiority complex here! Is it summat I said???"

No of course not You're more used to the midnight hour than us!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Il peek ny head in see what happens in this room

Hello and welcome So we chat and eat biscuits

Watch out for Voddy. Can be a handful! "

Think she's already tucked up, Iain. Must be snuggled up with Bert

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Il peek ny head in see what happens in this room

Hello and welcome So we chat and eat biscuits

Watch out for Voddy. Can be a handful!

Think she's already tucked up, Iain. Must be snuggled up with Bert "

Errrm! Who's Bert? Should I get jealous?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Il peek ny head in see what happens in this room

Hello and welcome So we chat and eat biscuits

Watch out for Voddy. Can be a handful!

Think she's already tucked up, Iain. Must be snuggled up with Bert

Errrm! Who's Bert? Should I get jealous? "

Bert the cat but he thinks he's human

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Il peek ny head in see what happens in this room

Hello and welcome So we chat and eat biscuits

Watch out for Voddy. Can be a handful!

Think she's already tucked up, Iain. Must be snuggled up with Bert "

correct

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Il peek ny head in see what happens in this room

Hello and welcome So we chat and eat biscuits

Watch out for Voddy. Can be a handful!

Think she's already tucked up, Iain. Must be snuggled up with Bert

Errrm! Who's Bert? Should I get jealous?

Bert the cat but he thinks he's human "

he is when he mews it sounds like mum when he does it

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Il peek ny head in see what happens in this room

Hello and welcome So we chat and eat biscuits

Watch out for Voddy. Can be a handful!

Think she's already tucked up, Iain. Must be snuggled up with Bert

Errrm! Who's Bert? Should I get jealous?

Bert the cat but he thinks he's human "

Thanks! I'm very ok with cats.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Il peek ny head in see what happens in this room

Hello and welcome So we chat and eat biscuits

Watch out for Voddy. Can be a handful!

Think she's already tucked up, Iain. Must be snuggled up with Bert

Errrm! Who's Bert? Should I get jealous?

Bert the cat but he thinks he's human he is when he mews it sounds like mum when he does it"

Aw...I want one..

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right lovely friends..loving you and leaving you See you all the morrow xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone allowed to join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone allowed to join?"

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte? "

Lovely, yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, I've brought a cup of tea along with me, xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

Lovely, yes please!"

There you go a double shot with a leaf on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning, I've brought a cup of tea along with me, xx "

Good morning to you two...your easy to accommodate

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Good morning lovely people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning lovely people "

Ah good morning I see you've your Sunday best on today....phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

Lovely, yes please!

There you go a double shot with a leaf on top "

Thankyou

What are you all up to on this Sunday?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"Good morning lovely people

Ah good morning I see you've your Sunday best on today....phew "

have just changed to look a bit more respectable as its Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

Lovely, yes please!

There you go a double shot with a leaf on top

Thankyou

What are you all up to on this Sunday?"

So far I'm still resting my feet...think I need a long soak in the bath after my next latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning lovely people

Ah good morning I see you've your Sunday best on today....phew have just changed to look a bit more respectable as its Sunday "

Good man we need a little decorum on a Sunday morning

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"Good morning lovely people

Ah good morning I see you've your Sunday best on today....phew have just changed to look a bit more respectable as its Sunday

Good man we need a little decorum on a Sunday morning "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all "

Good morning Mistress! God I was well conked last night, think hubby must have crumbled a custard cream in my mash

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is anyone allowed to join?"

Morning and welcome to our little corner of nuttiness

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning, I've brought a cup of tea along with me, xx "

Morning to you

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning lovely people "

Morning Stephan! Ooh busy in here this morning, I'll have to get some more chairs out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all

Good morning Mistress! God I was well conked last night, think hubby must have crumbled a custard cream in my mash "

Ah backup at last

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

Lovely, yes please!

There you go a double shot with a leaf on top

Thankyou

What are you all up to on this Sunday?"

Not much, wet and windy....that's the weather, not me!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all

Good morning Mistress! God I was well conked last night, think hubby must have crumbled a custard cream in my mash

Ah backup at last "

Conspiracy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

Lovely, yes please!

There you go a double shot with a leaf on top

Thankyou

What are you all up to on this Sunday?

Not much, wet and windy....that's the weather, not me! "

Or both

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

Lovely, yes please!

There you go a double shot with a leaf on top

Thankyou

What are you all up to on this Sunday?

So far I'm still resting my feet...think I need a long soak in the bath after my next latte "

You haven't got blisters have you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all

Good morning Mistress! God I was well conked last night, think hubby must have crumbled a custard cream in my mash

Ah backup at last

Conspiracy "

I can hear _oddy snoring all the way up here

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

Lovely, yes please!

There you go a double shot with a leaf on top

Thankyou

What are you all up to on this Sunday?

Not much, wet and windy....that's the weather, not me!

Or both "

No I think all the air has been expelled, no Donald's now!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all

Good morning Mistress! God I was well conked last night, think hubby must have crumbled a custard cream in my mash

Ah backup at last

Conspiracy

I can hear _oddy snoring all the way up here "

Yeah, she's having a long lay in today, may be Bert won't let her get up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

Lovely, yes please!

There you go a double shot with a leaf on top

Thankyou

What are you all up to on this Sunday?

So far I'm still resting my feet...think I need a long soak in the bath after my next latte

You haven't got blisters have you? "

No I just have pressure points on the soles of feet...should have been to the chiropodist 2 weeks back to reduce them but they cocked my appointment up and not there for another 10 days

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

Lovely, yes please!

There you go a double shot with a leaf on top

Thankyou

What are you all up to on this Sunday?

So far I'm still resting my feet...think I need a long soak in the bath after my next latte

You haven't got blisters have you?

No I just have pressure points on the soles of feet...should have been to the chiropodist 2 weeks back to reduce them but they cocked my appointment up and not there for another 10 days "

Ouchee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

Lovely, yes please!

There you go a double shot with a leaf on top

Thankyou

What are you all up to on this Sunday?

Not much, wet and windy....that's the weather, not me!

Or both

No I think all the air has been expelled, no Donald's now! "

No chance of Donald blowing it all off is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to do a sudoko

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Yeah ill get the coffee machine on...latte?

Lovely, yes please!

There you go a double shot with a leaf on top

Thankyou

What are you all up to on this Sunday?

Not much, wet and windy....that's the weather, not me!

Or both

No I think all the air has been expelled, no Donald's now!

No chance of Donald blowing it all off is there "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Off to do a sudoko "

Ok enjoy, already done my puzzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to do a sudoko

Ok enjoy, already done my puzzle "

That was a hard fecker

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Off to do a sudoko

Ok enjoy, already done my puzzle

That was a hard fecker "

Sometimes they're better hard, long as you get the end results!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to do a sudoko

Ok enjoy, already done my puzzle

That was a hard fecker

Sometimes they're better hard, long as you get the end results! "

I hope we are still talking sudoko here

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Off to do a sudoko

Ok enjoy, already done my puzzle

That was a hard fecker

Sometimes they're better hard, long as you get the end results!

I hope we are still talking sudoko here "

Of course....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to do a sudoko

Ok enjoy, already done my puzzle

That was a hard fecker

Sometimes they're better hard, long as you get the end results!

I hope we are still talking sudoko here

Of course.... "

Aw well yeah if they are too easy your bored for the next 5 minutes and can end up constipated

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Off to do a sudoko

Ok enjoy, already done my puzzle

That was a hard fecker

Sometimes they're better hard, long as you get the end results!

I hope we are still talking sudoko here

Of course....

Aw well yeah if they are too easy your bored for the next 5 minutes and can end up constipated "

Haha

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top"

Oooh Bramble jam? Bramble wine??

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top"

Ah, morning lovely! Ooh you bin bizzy girl

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Morning peoples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top"

Seen enough leaves this morning have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top

Oooh Bramble jam? Bramble wine?? "

Thorns

And the fruit doesn't come out until september

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top

Ah, morning lovely! Ooh you bin bizzy girl "

I hope she had gloves on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning peoples"

Morning paul

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top

Seen enough leaves this morning have you "

no sweetness only like the leaf you do

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top

Ah, morning lovely! Ooh you bin bizzy girl "

a certain person had me up early then proceded to howl in the garden little sod mind you it was his own fault for going on top of shed roof

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning peoples"

Morning Paul

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning peoples"
morning handsome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top

Seen enough leaves this morning have you no sweetness only like the leaf you do "

Aw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top

Ah, morning lovely! Ooh you bin bizzy girl a certain person had me up early then proceded to howl in the garden little sod mind you it was his own fault for going on top of shed roof "

He's so naughty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie "

Up reading all night....or snagging?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie "

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top

Oooh Bramble jam? Bramble wine??

Thorns

And the fruit doesn't come out until september "

Tip: instead of waiting till the first frost before picking a better tasting berry, pick when fully grown and pop in the freezer, when thawed they taste better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top

Oooh Bramble jam? Bramble wine??

Thorns

And the fruit doesn't come out until september

Tip: instead of waiting till the first frost before picking a better tasting berry, pick when fully grown and pop in the freezer, when thawed they taste better "

Don't they go mushy when you thaw them out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Up reading all night....or snagging? "

Neither Mistress, family stresses again (and nightmares last night)

Life tests us from time to time once your loved ones get old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?"

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Up reading all night....or snagging?

Neither Mistress, family stresses again (and nightmares last night)

Life tests us from time to time once your loved ones get old "

Sadly it's not just the old one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Up reading all night....or snagging?

Neither Mistress, family stresses again (and nightmares last night)

Life tests us from time to time once your loved ones get old

Sadly it's not just the old one "

That's true, but I care more about the old ones in my family

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them "

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Up reading all night....or snagging?

Neither Mistress, family stresses again (and nightmares last night)

Life tests us from time to time once your loved ones get old

Sadly it's not just the old one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling "

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much "

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you "

I don't have children ...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ..."

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ..."

Myself and siblings look after my dad, but he has friends where their children have nothing to do with them, so it doesn't always follow that children look after their parents, like you and I do Eenie

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Good morning all been up since 8,30 been chopping brambles down before it starts to rain now having a latte no leaf on top

Oooh Bramble jam? Bramble wine??

Thorns

And the fruit doesn't come out until september

Tip: instead of waiting till the first frost before picking a better tasting berry, pick when fully grown and pop in the freezer, when thawed they taste better

Don't they go mushy when you thaw them out?"

No more mushy than leaving them in the bush to go over ripe, brambles can be pretty mushy anyway.

The freezer tip works with all berries and grapes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children "

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

Myself and siblings look after my dad, but he has friends where their children have nothing to do with them, so it doesn't always follow that children look after their parents, like you and I do Eenie "

i looked after my dad after he had 3 strokes my brother and sister didnt offer any help

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes "

Gosh, it would be, so you have no other close relatives?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes "

your not alone you have us lot xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

Myself and siblings look after my dad, but he has friends where their children have nothing to do with them, so it doesn't always follow that children look after their parents, like you and I do Eenie i looked after my dad after he had 3 strokes my brother and sister didnt offer any help"

Often that happens Voddy, we're very lucky in my family, we all look after each other.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes your not alone you have us lot xx"

She does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes

Gosh, it would be, so you have no other close relatives? "

I have a sibling but he has nothing to do with me at all. I'm not that bothered but when I hear how close some siblings are it makes me think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes

your not alone you have us lot xx"

Thank you I appreciate that, but online isn't quite the same as having someone to go to like I do my mum and dad ... Do you know what I mean? xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes

Gosh, it would be, so you have no other close relatives?

I have a sibling but he has nothing to do with me at all. I'm not that bothered but when I hear how close some siblings are it makes me think... "

Is that a relationship that could be re established?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes

your not alone you have us lot xx

Thank you I appreciate that, but online isn't quite the same as having someone to go to like I do my mum and dad ... Do you know what I mean? xx"

I know what you mean...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes

Gosh, it would be, so you have no other close relatives?

I have a sibling but he has nothing to do with me at all. I'm not that bothered but when I hear how close some siblings are it makes me think...

Is that a relationship that could be re established?"

No. That has been made VERY clear.

There is little love between this sibling and his children. A bit of a twat unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes

your not alone you have us lot xx

Thank you I appreciate that, but online isn't quite the same as having someone to go to like I do my mum and dad ... Do you know what I mean? xx

I know what you mean...xx"

Thank you xx

Doesn't mean I think any less of you, Voddy and Mistress, you've been great to me xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes

Gosh, it would be, so you have no other close relatives?

I have a sibling but he has nothing to do with me at all. I'm not that bothered but when I hear how close some siblings are it makes me think...

Is that a relationship that could be re established?

No. That has been made VERY clear.

There is little love between this sibling and his children. A bit of a twat unfortunately "

Oh dear, not good.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes

your not alone you have us lot xx

Thank you I appreciate that, but online isn't quite the same as having someone to go to like I do my mum and dad ... Do you know what I mean? xx

I know what you mean...xx

Thank you xx

Doesn't mean I think any less of you, Voddy and Mistress, you've been great to me xx"

Bless you, I know we're all virtual friends, but you lot cheer me up, when I need it! But of course it doesn't replace your real life family

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By *osta del sol KinkytimesMan
over a year ago

Campanillas, Spain

Afternoon all nice to meet nutty people thought I was alone in this world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ... From a frazzled and tired Eenie

Ooh Eenie what you bin doin'?

Having nightmares and a lot of stress with my elders bless them

Ah, sorry to hear this Eenie, I know that feeling

I don't want to get old

Anyway even if I do there will be nobody to care about me so I don't suppose it matters much

You're a long way off old sweetie and I'm sure someone will care about you

I don't have children ...

I don't have parents hence why I care for my children

Yeah, but when my grandparent and parents pass I will be alone in this world ... It's a very scary thought sometimes

your not alone you have us lot xx

Thank you I appreciate that, but online isn't quite the same as having someone to go to like I do my mum and dad ... Do you know what I mean? xx

I know what you mean...xx

Thank you xx

Doesn't mean I think any less of you, Voddy and Mistress, you've been great to me xx

Bless you, I know we're all virtual friends, but you lot cheer me up, when I need it! But of course it doesn't replace your real life family "

Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all nice to meet nutty people thought I was alone in this world"

I'm not nutty, I'm angelic

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By *osta del sol KinkytimesMan
over a year ago

Campanillas, Spain

Yep I can see that you can fly down from heaven anytime you want

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Afternoon all nice to meet nutty people thought I was alone in this world

I'm not nutty, I'm angelic "

chokes

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By *osta del sol KinkytimesMan
over a year ago

Campanillas, Spain


"Afternoon all nice to meet nutty people thought I was alone in this world

I'm not nutty, I'm angelic chokes"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami "

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now "

Heaven knows! IF it's in the Sport, it's beyond being BAD! Not even a Proper paper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Heaven knows! IF it's in the Sport, it's beyond being BAD! Not even a Proper paper!"

Bloody hell it thought you were dracula..first time I've seen you in daylight

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Heaven knows! IF it's in the Sport, it's beyond being BAD! Not even a Proper paper!

Bloody hell it thought you were dracula..first time I've seen you in daylight "

passses mistress a cross

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all nice to meet nutty people thought I was alone in this world"

Afternoon, nope you're in the right place here!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now "

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Heaven knows! IF it's in the Sport, it's beyond being BAD! Not even a Proper paper!"

In the words of Michael Jackson....'I'm BAD!'...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Heaven knows! IF it's in the Sport, it's beyond being BAD! Not even a Proper paper!

Bloody hell it thought you were dracula..first time I've seen you in daylight passses mistress a cross"

Thought she'd got her own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Morning and welcome to our little corner of nuttiness "

Thankyou

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is anyone allowed to join?

Morning and welcome to our little corner of nuttiness

Thankyou "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Heaven knows! IF it's in the Sport, it's beyond being BAD! Not even a Proper paper!

Bloody hell it thought you were dracula..first time I've seen you in daylight passses mistress a cross

Thought she'd got her own! "

she can't carry that around would be like the hunchback of notre dame

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Heaven knows! IF it's in the Sport, it's beyond being BAD! Not even a Proper paper!

Bloody hell it thought you were dracula..first time I've seen you in daylight passses mistress a cross

Thought she'd got her own! she can't carry that around would be like the hunchback of notre dame "

Esmeralda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Heaven knows! IF it's in the Sport, it's beyond being BAD! Not even a Proper paper!

Bloody hell it thought you were dracula..first time I've seen you in daylight passses mistress a cross"

Them goths give me one yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Heaven knows! IF it's in the Sport, it's beyond being BAD! Not even a Proper paper!

Bloody hell it thought you were dracula..first time I've seen you in daylight passses mistress a cross

Thought she'd got her own! "

Only yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies "

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Heaven knows! IF it's in the Sport, it's beyond being BAD! Not even a Proper paper!

Bloody hell it thought you were dracula..first time I've seen you in daylight passses mistress a cross

Thought she'd got her own! she can't carry that around would be like the hunchback of notre dame "

Oi

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker "

pages 567and 8 legs a Kimbo the lot and she mentions us mistress

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker "

do what I did stick it inside the express

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker pages 567and 8 legs a Kimbo the lot and she mentions us mistress "

Page 567 how fecking thick is that paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express "

Aw you nicked it

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker pages 567and 8 legs a Kimbo the lot and she mentions us mistress

Page 567 how fecking thick is that paper "

pages 5.6.7.and 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it

"

I just tried to read it online....robbing feckers wanted a fiver

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it "

it sort of felled into the express

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it

I just tried to read it online....robbing feckers wanted a fiver "

Am I not worth a fiver....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it it sort of felled into the express "

You sure it wasn't the star? Fecking cheaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it

I just tried to read it online....robbing feckers wanted a fiver

Am I not worth a fiver.... "

Gis on of you pads and I'll see if they'll take that

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it

I just tried to read it online....robbing feckers wanted a fiver

Am I not worth a fiver....

Gis on of you pads and I'll see if they'll take that "

'Ere ya go...sorry it's a used one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it

I just tried to read it online....robbing feckers wanted a fiver

Am I not worth a fiver....

Gis on of you pads and I'll see if they'll take that

'Ere ya go...sorry it's a used one.. "

Feck it smells like bert

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it

I just tried to read it online....robbing feckers wanted a fiver

Am I not worth a fiver....

Gis on of you pads and I'll see if they'll take that

'Ere ya go...sorry it's a used one..

Feck it smells like bert "

Haha . Howz your plates of meat now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it

I just tried to read it online....robbing feckers wanted a fiver

Am I not worth a fiver....

Gis on of you pads and I'll see if they'll take that

'Ere ya go...sorry it's a used one..

Feck it smells like bert

Haha . Howz your plates of meat now? "

Like vikings shields. ..massive

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it

I just tried to read it online....robbing feckers wanted a fiver

Am I not worth a fiver....

Gis on of you pads and I'll see if they'll take that

'Ere ya go...sorry it's a used one..

Feck it smells like bert

Haha . Howz your plates of meat now?

Like vikings shields. ..massive "

Oh dear

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right dinners done. Catcha later. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it

I just tried to read it online....robbing feckers wanted a fiver

Am I not worth a fiver....

Gis on of you pads and I'll see if they'll take that

'Ere ya go...sorry it's a used one..

Feck it smells like bert

Haha . Howz your plates of meat now?

Like vikings shields. ..massive

Oh dear "

No they were cheap from primani. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right dinners done. Catcha later. xx"

Laterz sami

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"must go get the sunday sport to read all about sami

Feck that I dare'nt buy it

What's she bin upto now

Oh no, I thought I'd bought all the copies

Feck I'm scared to go in the newsagents and ask for one fecker do what I did stick it inside the express

Aw you nicked it

I just tried to read it online....robbing feckers wanted a fiver

Am I not worth a fiver....

Gis on of you pads and I'll see if they'll take that

'Ere ya go...sorry it's a used one..

Feck it smells like bert

Haha . Howz your plates of meat now?

Like vikings shields. ..massive

Oh dear

No they were cheap from primani. .. "

Haha

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Errrrm?

What the heck is this thread all about??

Newcomers must think we're all a bunch of loons!

Weird night tonight. Tried the new club in Hull, arrived just before teatime & was the ONLY customer all evening. Owner has said I can have Free entry next time I go!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Errrrm?

What the heck is this thread all about??

Newcomers must think we're all a bunch of loons!

Weird night tonight. Tried the new club in Hull, arrived just before teatime & was the ONLY customer all evening. Owner has said I can have Free entry next time I go!"

I know, crazy isn't it Ooh weird club, Iain, free entry's no good if you're going to be the only one there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrrm?

What the heck is this thread all about??

Newcomers must think we're all a bunch of loons!

Weird night tonight. Tried the new club in Hull, arrived just before teatime & was the ONLY customer all evening. Owner has said I can have Free entry next time I go!

I know, crazy isn't it Ooh weird club, Iain, free entry's no good if you're going to be the only one there! "

Might as well put a few cans in the fecking fridge

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Errrrm?

What the heck is this thread all about??

Newcomers must think we're all a bunch of loons!

Weird night tonight. Tried the new club in Hull, arrived just before teatime & was the ONLY customer all evening. Owner has said I can have Free entry next time I go!

I know, crazy isn't it Ooh weird club, Iain, free entry's no good if you're going to be the only one there!

Might as well put a few cans in the fecking fridge "

Cans of what? Not beanz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrrm?

What the heck is this thread all about??

Newcomers must think we're all a bunch of loons!

Weird night tonight. Tried the new club in Hull, arrived just before teatime & was the ONLY customer all evening. Owner has said I can have Free entry next time I go!

I know, crazy isn't it Ooh weird club, Iain, free entry's no good if you're going to be the only one there!

Might as well put a few cans in the fecking fridge

Cans of what? Not beanz "

Feck no don't you be eating anymore beans ffs

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Errrrm?

What the heck is this thread all about??

Newcomers must think we're all a bunch of loons!

Weird night tonight. Tried the new club in Hull, arrived just before teatime & was the ONLY customer all evening. Owner has said I can have Free entry next time I go!

I know, crazy isn't it Ooh weird club, Iain, free entry's no good if you're going to be the only one there! "

It was just how my plans worked out. I can return on any night in future, not just a Sunday.

Anyway, gotta go. Have to pack my case as returning South in morning.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Bah humbug

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

oooooo sami only 21 weeks till its back

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Bah humbug "

dont conk with one of them in ya ob ya block ur throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooo sami only 21 weeks till its back "

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bah humbug dont conk with one of them in ya ob ya block ur throat"

And take the crowns off my teeth..oh hang on

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Errrrm?

What the heck is this thread all about??

Newcomers must think we're all a bunch of loons!

Weird night tonight. Tried the new club in Hull, arrived just before teatime & was the ONLY customer all evening. Owner has said I can have Free entry next time I go!

I know, crazy isn't it Ooh weird club, Iain, free entry's no good if you're going to be the only one there!

Might as well put a few cans in the fecking fridge

Cans of what? Not beanz

Feck no don't you be eating anymore beans ffs "

God no...I'll be like the beast from the east!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oooooo sami only 21 weeks till its back "

Ooh hurrah!..I wonder who will be in it

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Bah humbug dont conk with one of them in ya ob ya block ur throat

And take the crowns off my teeth..oh hang on"

You till got that crown on?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Errrrm?

What the heck is this thread all about??

Newcomers must think we're all a bunch of loons!

Weird night tonight. Tried the new club in Hull, arrived just before teatime & was the ONLY customer all evening. Owner has said I can have Free entry next time I go!

I know, crazy isn't it Ooh weird club, Iain, free entry's no good if you're going to be the only one there!

It was just how my plans worked out. I can return on any night in future, not just a Sunday.

Anyway, gotta go. Have to pack my case as returning South in morning."

Night night

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oooooo sami only 21 weeks till its back

Ffs "

what you ffs for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bah humbug dont conk with one of them in ya ob ya block ur throat

And take the crowns off my teeth..oh hang on

You till got that crown on? "

Yep got to go back a a couple of weeks and try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooo sami only 21 weeks till its back

Ffs what you ffs for"

Co's I know what you mean

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Bah humbug dont conk with one of them in ya ob ya block ur throat

And take the crowns off my teeth..oh hang on

You till got that crown on?

Yep got to go back a a couple of weeks and try again "

Bugger

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oooooo sami only 21 weeks till its back

Ffs what you ffs for

Co's I know what you mean "

What the d**** thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooo sami only 21 weeks till its back

Ffs what you ffs for

Co's I know what you mean

What the d**** thing "

Yep

Your turn _oddy and not a mention of the D word though

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