FabSwingers.com forum: Biggest turn off in the first mail

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just wondering if people have any really big turn off or pet pev that you get in a first mail.

I nothing put me off someone quicker that the words "mate lad or kidder" in a mail. Just something about these word that just kill the mood so quick for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People writing 'hi' turns me off.

I prefer a 'good morning or afternoon or evening sir' depending on the time of the day.

But a 'hi' is instant delete and block.

Except if that person has a fanny.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Asking stupid questions such as “are you bi”?

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People writing 'hi' turns me off.

I prefer a 'good morning or afternoon or evening sir' depending on the time of the day.

But a 'hi' is instant delete and block.

Except if that person has a fanny. "

**waves**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi how’s you - gets an instant delete , no effort made what so ever as a first introduction

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

People saying...

Hi can I have your custard cream

Or...

Hi can I have your shortbread please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Asking stupid questions such as “are you bi”? "

I hate that to. Its just go and read my profile what you need to know is on there.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I dislike the graphic 'you open the door, I step in to your hallway and kiss you deeply....' type messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wondering if people have any really big turn off or pet pev that you get in a first mail.

I nothing put me off someone quicker that the words "mate lad or kidder" in a mail. Just something about these word that just kill the mood so quick for me."

"Professional guy here".

Hate it. Whats every other guy then an amateur?

Also any that refer to instant meet such as "free now?" or 2am messages asking if we're available esp when never spoke to the person or even seen a picture of them its just not going to happen

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People saying...

Hi can I have your custard cream

Or...

Hi can I have your shortbread please "

Bourbon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi how's you and crude intro messages = delete

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pofessional guy I always wonder what that means

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By *robertsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Text speak - deleted straight away !

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"People saying...

Hi can I have your custard cream

Or...

Hi can I have your shortbread please

Bourbon?"

Are you offering or, asking?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"People saying...

Hi can I have your custard cream

Or...

Hi can I have your shortbread please "

How about

Would you share your custard cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So called couples who message saying 'the wife lets me meet on my own..fancy a fuck now'

Or truckers who say they are parked in suchnsuch a layby so fancy a quickie

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

The.."hi do you have a face pic" messages get instant deleat.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Any message that is a single sentence or less and messages that are from the male half of a couple with permission to play alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The use of 'yous' instead of you. FFS! It's more work than using the correct word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/04/18 17:21:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People saying...

Hi can I have your custard cream

Or...

Hi can I have your shortbread please

How about

Would you share your custard cream?"

Custard creams are not for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how's you and crude intro messages = delete "

You could type whatever you like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pofessional guy I always wonder what that means

Even better are the proffesionals

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Those which are all about *them* and what *they* want (likely to be a cut and paste). No reference to me or my profile at all. As if I'm only here to provide a service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke sayin

Nice cock

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

People that say they have read my profile and they meet my criteria. I go and check the profile and they don't.

What, did you think I was going to believe you and not check?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So called couples who message saying 'the wife lets me meet on my own..fancy a fuck now'

Or truckers who say they are parked in suchnsuch a layby so fancy a quickie

Yeah I had the couple thing done a couple of time to me. Its like I'm dumb. We both know there is no wife or if there is she doesn't know your on this site.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Text talk, crude, I’m in the area ... no thank you.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"How about I come over and...." so off putting, assuming they can invite themselves to mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People that say they have read my profile and they meet my criteria. I go and check the profile and they don't.

What, did you think I was going to believe you and not check?"

That's why I ended up putting a password at the end of my profile. Its quick and easy way to see who read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dislike the graphic 'you open the door, I step in to your hallway and kiss you deeply....' type messages. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi any fun"

"Hi hun how are you?"

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Often received after men have oggled our pictures but not read the profile-

"So you're a slut for 'bbc'?"

Not really, I'm into my husband of 20+ years who happens to be black!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pofessional guy I always wonder what that means

In many cases, it means they can’t spell, can’t use correct grammar and can’t construct a proper sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloke sayin

Nice cock

Ha ha yes I get those too

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

A copy an paste message,

I've always thought how can you tell its a copy an paste message,

Well I received my first one recently its so obvious

My thanks but no thanks got a instant delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really dislike first messages where they say "can I ask you a question?"

They annoy me so much I just instantly block them now. It's like you just fucking asked me a question and wasted your chance now.

Also get a surprising amount of messages which address me with hi both, it's like are you addressing my boobs or my split personality or just copy and pasting a message you've previously sent to a couples profile?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A bloke sayin

Nice cock

"
haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“What are you looking for?”

Pretty much the stuff I wrote in my profile, is that not the point of them????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor grammar and the use of ‘use, youse’ etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So turning it round, what do you respond well to in an opening message?

Having read the profile

An interesting topic

Boobs lol - this doesn’t happen often (ever!)

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"People that say they have read my profile and they meet my criteria. I go and check the profile and they don't.

What, did you think I was going to believe you and not check?

That's why I ended up putting a password at the end of my profile. Its quick and easy way to see who read my profile

I can't be arsed with that, it's soon pretty obvious who as read my profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I may do the bad grammar thing sometime

I do really try not to

But I'm dyslexic so I can easily get loosed when type and it can be hard for me to get what I mean across.

Just wish I had someone to check it for me lol

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I hate in when women fill my inbox with crude FaF messages and vag pics.

Instant block.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate in when women fill my inbox with crude FaF messages and vag pics.

Instant block."

Have to say I never had that

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

" you free now " and a cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You free now” cock pics and even to an extent.... “your stunning” how do you know that you haven’t even seen all of me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having nothing enticing about the profile. I rarely read messages unless I like the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People writing 'hi' turns me off.

I prefer a 'good morning or afternoon or evening sir' depending on the time of the day.

But a 'hi' is instant delete and block.

Except if that person has a fanny. "

Hi.

(I am 'sans' Fanny)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may do the bad grammar thing sometime

I do really try not to

But I'm dyslexic so I can easily get loosed when type and it can be hard for me to get what I mean across.

Just wish I had someone to check it for me lol "

Fair point. To be honest though, you can normally tell when it’s a genuine mistake or someone isn’t a native English speaker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Receiving a message fron someone you’ve never chatted to saying... “come round now and I’ll fuck you good and hard...” urgh

Pisses me off this might be a sex site and I might have a filthy kinky side but doesn’t mean I’ll shag anything that moves...

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I dislike the graphic 'you open the door, I step in to your hallway and kiss you deeply....' type messages. "

Ditto. I don't even read them just see the mega long message and the 1st line and delete x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Asking for an immediate meet ,no chat or pic swaps annoys me.

Also graphic messages detailing what they would do ,instant delete.

Also hi sexy/hun/babe

Miss

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I hate in when women fill my inbox with crude FaF messages and vag pics.

Instant block.

Have to say I never had that "

Really?

I get it all the time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling me what they will do to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One earlier today day wasn’t great

Can I sniff your cunt ,so elegant hey that one

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The obligatory cock pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact it’s a dude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate in when women fill my inbox with crude FaF messages and vag pics.

Instant block.

Have to say I never had that

Really?

I get it all the time....

Yeah I don't get many women mailing me.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I hate in when women fill my inbox with crude FaF messages and vag pics.

Instant block.

Have to say I never had that

Really?

I get it all the time....

Yeah I don't get many women mailing me."

In fairness most of mine are from Rachel sending me vag pics....

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Cringey opener

Knob pics

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

How are you?

Hey/ hi

Calling me Hun

Meet now/ am in a local hotel

Graphic I do this and that...

Boring...

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west

Those that start with “hey your sexy”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the most non descript one I ever got was just 'x'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice boobs. What size are they?"

Are you going to buy me a new bra or what?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I’m sick fed up of people messaging me on here asking me to sponsor their kids in a swimming gala. That’s an instant delete.

Then you get the ones giving you two different recipes, asking you to cook both and see which tastes better. I don’t delete them, because some of the recipes are good, but I certainly don’t reply.

Lastly, about twice a day I get a message from a newly created profile telling me that I’ll never find success on here, and I’m such a disappointment. That’s a delete and an instant block. And I know it’s you, Mum, so please just stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A description of what they are going to do to me.

Can I ask a question.

I'm parked up and hard, fancy joining me.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

A woman saying what type of wine there going to have with me

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby

"People saying...

Hi can I have your custard cream

Or...

Hi can I have your shortbread please

How about

Would you share your custard cream?

Custard creams are not for sharing "

Statistically they are the most dangerous biscuit.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"the most non descript one I ever got was just 'x'"

Had a few of those too.

Plus one that said "meet please".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sick fed up of people messaging me on here asking me to sponsor their kids in a swimming gala. That’s an instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m bored.

Those words , instant block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dislike the graphic 'you open the door, I step in to your hallway and kiss you deeply....' type messages. "

Exactly this. Instant delete from me as well.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Wuu2

You looking hot fancy meeting now?

Meet

Im wanking my hard cock, its drooling precum, want to listen while I spunk my hot load for you?

Who would have thought my Cath Kidston mug would arouse such a response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having read through this all I can say is I'm fucked. Truly fucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Wuu2

You looking hot fancy meeting now?

Meet

Im wanking my hard cock, its drooling precum, want to listen while I spunk my hot load for you?

Who would have thought my Cath Kidston mug would arouse such a response

But that is one sexy mug tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy making me a cuppa.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I dislike the graphic 'you open the door, I step in to your hallway and kiss you deeply....' type messages.

Ditto. I don't even read them just see the mega long message and the 1st line and delete x"

Same here. If they're lucky I just reply with 'vile' - they're always horrible. One the other day was about taking me to a pub, coming on my face in the toilets and walking me back out into the main bar. Nice.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Anything that starts "does she...?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised anyone gets an answer with this mix bag of things you don't like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Wuu2

You looking hot fancy meeting now?

Meet

Im wanking my hard cock, its drooling precum, want to listen while I spunk my hot load for you?

Who would have thought my Cath Kidston mug would arouse such a response

To be fair your CK mug excites me more than a lot of the photos on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi.... I noticed you say you wont meet unattached men but I'm hoping you will make an exception for me!...

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A copy an paste message,

I've always thought how can you tell its a copy an paste message,

Well I received my first one recently its so obvious

My thanks but no thanks got a instant delete"

Yes I agree. Annoying when they've messaged us and we've either ignored them or told them they're not for us but 4-5 weeks later (sometimes even days later) they send the very same message to us. Ffs

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

I've had it happen a few times n it's rude asf. But asking to pay me money for a meetn fuck

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Offering to pay cash

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Any guy who messages me as you are all attached lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Some bloke just told me he wants my shit on his dick.

I’d call that a shit first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some bloke just told me he wants my shit on his dick.

I’d call that a shit first message

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By *iss T1978Woman
over a year ago

Derby

Newbie, no pics or profile words from the Channel Islands just sent me this first message (can't say he's left me keen to book a flight):

"hello! would you like to tie me up and fuck me whilest (sic) im gagged? x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't know...I never get any mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pofessional guy I always wonder what that means

Has a birth certificate.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Any message that includes text speak and the usual one liners from single men, like, "how are you" or the one we just got, "free now, pics on request".

How do they think that'd gain our interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi im a naughty guy looking for lots of naughty fun with woman I love to eat out pussy all day long I love sucking nipples too I’m willing to travel and also accommodate too so if you want to have a chat and go from there and if we click you can have a great Eating out sesh message me back and let the licking and sucking start xxxx"

Messages like that!

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By *ohnny89Man
over a year ago

Bootle

""Hi im a naughty guy looking for lots of naughty fun with woman I love to eat out pussy all day long I love sucking nipples too I’m willing to travel and also accommodate too so if you want to have a chat and go from there and if we click you can have a great Eating out sesh message me back and let the licking and sucking start xxxx"

Messages like that!"
that is weird dosnt even introduce themselfs or ask how ya are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I know, Here is another.

“I’m hung and want someone to destroy x”

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"the most non descript one I ever got was just 'x'"

I saw a profile the other day, their only written text was "XXX"

*shrugs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either:

"Hi"

"X"

are guaranteed no replies, I need to be able to converse with someone

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I’m sick fed up of people messaging me on here asking me to sponsor their kids in a swimming gala. That’s an instant delete.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

When they ask if you'd like to meet for coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pic avatar.

First pic in gallery a cock pic.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Tits on the avatar. Loads of tit pics in the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it says it’s from “Clem”....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits on the avatar. Loads of tit pics in the profile. "

Good job you blocked me on my ‘block the poster above’ thread. I so want to fill your inbox with tit pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word messages, instant delete

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Tits on the avatar. Loads of tit pics in the profile.

Good job you blocked me on my ‘block the poster above’ thread. I so want to fill your inbox with tit pics.

phew! I thought it was the thread when you just asked people to block you to be honest. Was a while ago now.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"When it says it’s from “Clem”....

Yeah, i see that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When it says it’s from “Clem”....

Yeah, i see that. "

Oh! Have you meaaaged me? I’ve been ignoring my box.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"When it says it’s from “Clem”....

Yeah, i see that.

Oh! Have you meaaaged me? I’ve been ignoring my box. "

Don't worry about it. The ship has sailed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When it says it’s from “Clem”....

Yeah, i see that.

Oh! Have you meaaaged me? I’ve been ignoring my box.

Don't worry about it. The ship has sailed."

I just saw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits on the avatar. Loads of tit pics in the profile.

Good job you blocked me on my ‘block the poster above’ thread. I so want to fill your inbox with tit pics.

phew! I thought it was the thread when you just asked people to block you to be honest. Was a while ago now.

Yeah, that thread kinda backfired. Most people thought I’d asked them to block me.

Hey ho. No point crying into my cornflakes. They go soggy if I do.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Tits on the avatar. Loads of tit pics in the profile.

Good job you blocked me on my ‘block the poster above’ thread. I so want to fill your inbox with tit pics.

phew! I thought it was the thread when you just asked people to block you to be honest. Was a while ago now.

Yeah, that thread kinda backfired. Most people thought I’d asked them to block me.

Hey ho. No point crying into my cornflakes. They go soggy if I do.

True enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Negging really piss me of to.

"Nice body to bad about the face"

"or you would so much better if you *blank*"

I just wish people didn't read those pick up artist bullshit book.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

" When they ask if you'd like to meet for coffee."

And they most definitely don't mean coffee.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"People saying...

Hi can I have your custard cream

Or...

Hi can I have your shortbread please "

I'm going to ask for you mini roll next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate pussy pics.. no personality or character geez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a meet now .....no greetings no nothing grrrrrh

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Chlamydia or Herpes the choice is yours I've got them both and happy to share

Silhouette then unlos

Got to admit, that was a memorable that one had impact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi hun gets my goat everytime

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

There so many

Calling us "yous" for a start

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

" When they ask if you'd like to meet for coffee.

And they most definitely don't mean coffee. "

Sadly i think they did! But I'm picking up what you're putting down.

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