FabSwingers.com forum: Worst dumping lines

By *LEX DUMAS OP Man
over a year ago

WALSALL .butts near Arboretum

I have changed

It's not you it's me

There is no one else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peep 1: i think we should break up

Peep 2: you should stop thinking so much

Peep 1:

oh ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t do this anymore, I need a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want different things

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Sorry didn’t know she was your sister

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Sorry didn’t know she was your sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a line but more a... just fucked off and went awol and refused to see me or speak to me!! (After 14 months)

Turns out he had met someone else! Wanker but it was still Brutal!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re too nice

Yes someone dumped me for being nice ..... wtf !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a line but more a... just fucked off and went awol and refused to see me or speak to me!! (After 14 months)

Turns out he had met someone else! Wanker but it was still Brutal!!!

He must be scared of you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re too nice

Yes someone dumped me for being nice ..... wtf !"

Hahahaha ridiculous!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a line but more a... just fucked off and went awol and refused to see me or speak to me!! (After 14 months)

Turns out he had met someone else! Wanker but it was still Brutal!!!

He must be scared of you lol "

I don’t carry a pan or steal rabbits!!! Maybe I should do!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re too nice

Yes someone dumped me for being nice ..... wtf !"

I’ve dumped someone for being two nice. It was awful, I had so much going on at home and he kept telling me ‘oh it’s not so bad!’ And was very optimistic about it. 1000% not what I needed. Worked out in the end - we got back together, now we’re married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you just not in love with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hands are too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you won't buy me those £75 ear rings then don't bother coming round on Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, do I know you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you just not in love with you

Classic, I’m stealing this one

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I love you just not in love with you

Urgh that old chestnut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you won't buy me those £75 ear rings then don't bother coming round on Saturday."

Where is the rest of the story? Lol

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"You’re too nice

Yes someone dumped me for being nice ..... wtf !

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Awwe bless

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Wanna see a magic trick?

POOF, You're single!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Our relationship is like an obese person,

It's not working out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome do Dumpsville. Population...you!

*allcredit to Bart Simpson.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The dreaded "we need to talk"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you won't buy me those £75 ear rings then don't bother coming round on Saturday.

Where is the rest of the story? Lol"

That's it didn't buy her the ear rings.Never saw or heard from her again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re too nice

Yes someone dumped me for being nice ..... wtf !"

Dude, they wanted you to spin them round, bend them over, spank there ass and say, 'is that too nice for you?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've put on too much weight lately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've put on too much weight lately!

You are evil!!

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

It's not me.... It's you

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I don't like being married - it's not what I expected - after 17 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re too nice

Yes someone dumped me for being nice ..... wtf !

Dude, they wanted you to spin them round, bend them over, spank there ass and say, 'is that too nice for you?'

Lol and maybe throw in a couple of donkey punches as well

I was young and naive back then, she was older and married-ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've put on too much weight lately!

You are evil!!"

I had it said to me!

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By *ountry girl1980Woman
over a year ago

Hyde

I think your brother is hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear John....

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By *zamiWoman
over a year ago

LONDON

"Sorry didn’t know she was your sister

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By *zamiWoman
over a year ago

LONDON

"Not a line but more a... just fucked off and went awol and refused to see me or speak to me!! (After 14 months)

Turns out he had met someone else! Wanker but it was still Brutal!!!

That's truly vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re too nice

Yes someone dumped me for being nice ..... wtf !

Dude, they wanted you to spin them round, bend them over, spank there ass and say, 'is that too nice for you?'

Lol and maybe throw in a couple of donkey punches as well

I was young and naive back then, she was older and married-ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've put on too much weight lately!

You are evil!!

I had it said to me!

Terrible, had you put on too much weight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a line but more a... just fucked off and went awol and refused to see me or speak to me!! (After 14 months)

Turns out he had met someone else! Wanker but it was still Brutal!!!

That's truly vile"

I can’t deny it was after telling me I was his twin flame and how much he loved me until the week before... I only found out when I saw his profile on Facebook!! Needless to say I have trust issues now!! But I won’t let that prick dictate my future!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel guilty when I fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome do Dumpsville. Population...you!

*allcredit to Bart Simpson. "

That line dates back to at least the 1970's, makes me smile every time I hear it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out my house.. and never come back

*Both laugh*

But No, seriously, get out.

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford

"If you won't buy me those £75 ear rings then don't bother coming round on Saturday."

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you won't buy me those £75 ear rings then don't bother coming round on Saturday.

Wow!

I think any dumping line from _il.red would be awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome do Dumpsville. Population...you!

*allcredit to Bart Simpson.

That line dates back to at least the 1970's, makes me smile every time I hear it!

I only remember it from The Simpson’s. It always made me laugh. It’s the upbeat delivery of Bart that made it memorable.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

We are too different people

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I love you, im just not in love with you

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Him: theres no one else

Her: *lists things shes found out*

Him: oh! You were never meant to find out

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Its noy you its me

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I love you but not in love with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're boring,unreliable and a lousy lay.

(I put it slightly more tactfully than that but that's exactly what I was thinking).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fuck off!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never felt so miserable in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never felt so miserable in my life

You're telling me love, that's why I got you membership for slimming world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry to tell you but xxxxx passed away this morning. via text message pretending to be a family member

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I don't have those FEELINGS for you anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've put on too much weight lately!

You are evil!!

I had it said to me!

Terrible, had you put on too much weight? "

In my early 20s at the time and a good 3 stone lighter than I am now, so I'd say no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never felt so miserable in my life

You're telling me love, that's why I got you membership for slimming world

Charming

He said that to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl dumped me because " I loved her too much"

True story

I laughed at her and moved out that night..Never talked to her again much to her annoyance she basically stalked me for 6 months asking to take her back..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Ghosting)

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

(Ghosting)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im arresting you on suuspicion of

Aint gonna go well after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a line but more a... just fucked off and went awol and refused to see me or speak to me!! (After 14 months)

Turns out he had met someone else! Wanker but it was still Brutal!!!

Oh there's always someone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing too sinister just was gutted when I heard it. Was simply, "think it's for the best that we don't meet again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a message on here from a friend telling me that my Fwb had blocked me ... he had lol

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Peep 1: i think we should break up

Peep 2: you should stop thinking so much

Peep 1:

oh ok. "

Chortled

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Your Mother said you don't deserve me.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're too nice, I don't deserve someone like you".

When I asked her what she meant, she said that I didn't argue with her or hit her!

I later found out that she went back to a boyfriend who used to beat her up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst, I’m switching my phone off for a couple of days, what he actually meant was, I’m blocking you. This was after six months and him supposedly being in love with me! Cockwomble

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By *ountry girl1980Woman
over a year ago

Hyde

Oh no there's no paper left

Or is that the wrong kind of dumping ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re too nice

Yes someone dumped me for being nice ..... wtf !"

What a dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re too nice

Yes someone dumped me for being nice ..... wtf !

What a dick! "

Yep.. it kinda sucked at the time

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