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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr......

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

It's sad times when your biscuit has more tea than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now the secret is to use another one to scoop the other one out x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make."

Went did it take you twelve minutes to respond? Were you on some other biscuit related emergency?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make."
I agree . I should know better . But why is the 1st biscuit always broken . Is there some kind of scientific formula for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooooo mi biscuit get a spooooooooon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Now the secret is to use another one to scoop the other one out x "
It's way too late for that now. It's now a congealed mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make.

Went did it take you twelve minutes to respond? Were you on some other biscuit related emergency?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make.

Went did it take you twelve minutes to respond? Were you on some other biscuit related emergency?"

I was making tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr...... "

That's a schoolboy error!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make. I agree . I should know better . But why is the 1st biscuit always broken . Is there some kind of scientific formula for it "

It’s designed to let air seep into the remaining biscuits in the pack...and to totally piss us all off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now the secret is to use another one to scoop the other one out x It's way too late for that now. It's now a congealed mess "

Break enough biscuits into the tea to soak it all up.

Roll out the freshly made biscuit dough.

Cut into biscuit size pieces and re bake, shouldn't take too long.

While you wait, boil the kettle and make a fresh brew.

Sorted... no wasted biscuits

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make. I agree . I should know better . But why is the 1st biscuit always broken . Is there some kind of scientific formula for it

It’s designed to let air seep into the remaining biscuits in the pack...and to totally piss us all off "

If you say it , then I'll take it as gospel . After all I do believe you are the world's foremost expert on biscuity trivia

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Now the secret is to use another one to scoop the other one out x It's way too late for that now. It's now a congealed mess

Break enough biscuits into the tea to soak it all up.

Roll out the freshly made biscuit dough.

Cut into biscuit size pieces and re bake, shouldn't take too long.

While you wait, boil the kettle and make a fresh brew.

Sorted... no wasted biscuits "

Wow . Genius .

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr......

That's a schoolboy error! "

I know I know. I still can't believe I did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 years prison sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr......

That's a schoolboy error! I know I know. I still can't believe I did it "

We live and learn! Now lets learn this re-doughing! Now start breaking the whole packet in there and let us know if it works. I need a full description!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hahahahaaaaaaa"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahahaaaaaaa "

Un fucking lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahahaaaaaaa

Un fucking lucky "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hahahahaaaaaaa

Un fucking lucky "

I appreciate your sympathy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move past it.

Sometimes life is cruel, learn from it and in future make sure you open the packet from the bottom!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Move past it.

Sometimes life is cruel, learn from it and in future make sure you open the packet from the bottom! "

Good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now the secret is to use another one to scoop the other one out x It's way too late for that now. It's now a congealed mess

Break enough biscuits into the tea to soak it all up.

Roll out the freshly made biscuit dough.

Cut into biscuit size pieces and re bake, shouldn't take too long.

While you wait, boil the kettle and make a fresh brew.

Sorted... no wasted biscuits Wow . Genius . "

You're welcome

On your marks

Get set

Bayyyke

Probably not a good idea to do this with cream filled or topped biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s all just take some deep breaths...and breath in.... one...two... three and breathe out........

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By *rMrsWestMidsCouple
over a year ago

Dudley


"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr...... "

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth


"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make. I agree . I should know better . But why is the 1st biscuit always broken . Is there some kind of scientific formula for it "

Yes there is very good reason

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make. I agree . I should know better . But why is the 1st biscuit always broken . Is there some kind of scientific formula for it

Yes there is very good reason "

And what Is it??

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob! "

Nom nom! i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob! "

I have a nice kn..... Oh Hobnob you said sorry Strumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!

Nom nom! i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt! "

Gingernuts are better with milk xx

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!

Nom nom! i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt! "

I hope you let them catch their breath!

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob! I have a nice kn..... Oh Hobnob you said sorry Strumps "

Wouldn't wanna burn it...

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I do hope you've recovered from the trauma x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob! I have a nice kn..... Oh Hobnob you said sorry Strumps

Wouldn't wanna burn it... "

Unless you kiss it better

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I do hope you've recovered from the trauma x"
No ..I'm scarred for life now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!

Nom nom! i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt!

Gingernuts are better with milk xx"

I don't drink milk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!

Nom nom! i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt!

I hope you let them catch their breath! "

If i don't, they don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!

Nom nom! i'm a fan of dunking ginger nuts! Like a conveyer belt!

Gingernuts are better with milk xx

I don't drink milk! "

Ahhhh ok x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I do hope you've recovered from the trauma x No ..I'm scarred for life now "

Oh no I'm sorry to hear that x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob! "

I always knew you were a woman of taste and class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make.

Went did it take you twelve minutes to respond? Were you on some other biscuit related emergency?"

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!

I always knew you were a woman of taste and class "

Bad taste and no class, right?

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By *parkle......Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr...... "

that’s disgusting.

i’m going to block you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr......

that’s disgusting.

i’m going to block you ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to talk. That isn’t an acceptable for mistake for someone of your age to make.

Went did it take you twelve minutes to respond? Were you on some other biscuit related emergency?"

It's people like you that make it impossible for me to leave the forums!!!!

Fucking epic. x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The worst thing ever in the history of everything has just happened . Stupid me decided to dunk the opening digestive in the packet . Why is the top biscuit always fucking broken. Now I have half a soggy digestive dissolving in my tea grrrrrrrr......

that’s disgusting.

i’m going to block you ! "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh slim...custard creams are better for dunking.

Ooooohhhh! And hobnobs! I love a hobnob!

I always knew you were a woman of taste and class

Bad taste and no class, right? "

Just how I like you

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