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The late late nocturnal thread©™ sponsored by battenberg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's time to put my pants on, which can only mean one thing.

Hello! Cowabunga and of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Drinking in Crewe? Looking forward to hearing Abba's new music? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just on Fridays for goodness sakes. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Evening

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yay I was first

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's Friday,no Iain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening "

Hello, Dolly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay I was first"

Congratulations!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yay I was first

Congratulations!"

Why thankyou,how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola..! Perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooooooood evening Jim!!!!!!! Yay your back!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Friday,no Iain."

He wasn't joking. I like Tommy Boyd though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps I’m tipsy perving had a rough day!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay I was first

Congratulations!

Why thankyou,how are you?"

You do win a coffee on me, not literally on me, if you're ever in Shrewsbury. I'm peachy, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've commented.

Where

is

my

Battenburg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hola..! Perving "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dancealot. Dirty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I’m tipsy perving had a rough day!!! "

Stocklinch.

(Takes another sip)

Absholtshly stocklinch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooooooood evening Jim!!!!!!! Yay your back!!!!!! "

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Snow. I'm back in the nocturnal flow.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Evening Jim.

You do have a rather delightful arse.

Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ps I’m tipsy perving had a rough day!!! "

Someone's having a whine.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Hello from the Fallen Madonna with the hairy boobies

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yay I was first

Congratulations!

Why thankyou,how are you?

You do win a coffee on me, not literally on me, if you're ever in Shrewsbury. I'm peachy, how are you?"

I'd prefer a hot chocolate. Yeah I'm good thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've commented.

Where

is

my

Battenburg.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TDG. Battenburg are sponsoring this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening's nocturnal thread. What I'm saying is, there's no battenburg, you'll have to go to a shop. I'm sorry for being a cake tease.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hello from the Fallen Madonna with the hairy boobies "

I knew it!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's Friday,no Iain.

He wasn't joking. I like Tommy Boyd though."

Tommy Bolin is more my cuppa

Alreet Jim btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim.

You do have a rather delightful arse.

Just saying.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Thank you very much for just saying.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeeeevening Jim.

How's things tonite?

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I have 7 hours left of a night shift. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooooooood evening Jim!!!!!!! Yay your back!!!!!!

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Snow. I'm back in the nocturnal flow."

**cheering loudly... thank F**k for that!!!!

Hope you have a fabulous evening here!!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Good evening Jim what's the craic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I’m tipsy perving had a rough day!!!

Someone's having a whine."

Hicup... yep....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello from the Fallen Madonna with the hairy boobies "

'Allo 'Allo and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay I was first

Congratulations!

Why thankyou,how are you?

You do win a coffee on me, not literally on me, if you're ever in Shrewsbury. I'm peachy, how are you?

I'd prefer a hot chocolate. Yeah I'm good thanks."

Hot chocolate it is

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YUY9Y9RFiHY

Hot Chocolate- You Sexy Thing (original) - YouTube

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You mentioned battenberg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Friday,no Iain.

He wasn't joking. I like Tommy Boyd though.

Tommy Bolin is more my cuppa

Alreet Jim btw "

Rock 'n' roll \m/ Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave in and ordered just eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've commented.

Where

is

my

Battenburg.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TDG. Battenburg are sponsoring this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening's nocturnal thread. What I'm saying is, there's no battenburg, you'll have to go to a shop. I'm sorry for being a cake tease."

Apologies to our sponsors, battenberg, not to be confused with battenburg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeeeevening Jim.

How's things tonite?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. My things are alright. How's your week off going?

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

I've got battenberg

Evening Jimbo! How was your Friday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m feeling very tickly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have 7 hours left of a night shift. I'm in "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mirth. You're in the right place, we have Ace. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooooooood evening Jim!!!!!!! Yay your back!!!!!!

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Snow. I'm back in the nocturnal flow.

**cheering loudly... thank F**k for that!!!!

Hope you have a fabulous evening here!! "

I intend to. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim what's the craic? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and howdy, Rowdy. I'm hoping for a Villa win tomorrow. What's your craic?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I've got battenberg

Evening Jimbo! How was your Friday? "

Good evening Filthy Stripp....er, I mean Strumpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ps I’m tipsy perving had a rough day!!!

Someone's having a whine.

Hicup... yep.... "

What happened to make your Friday rough?

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"I've got battenberg

Evening Jimbo! How was your Friday?

Good evening Filthy Stripp....er, I mean Strumpet "

*waves*

Listen, if i had a good enough body to earn money from getting naked I probably would be a filthy stripper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim how’s your Friday been? I’m just watching tv with a cup of tea, would go nice with your battenburg x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mentioned battenberg?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Colgate. Batteneberg, this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening's very proud sponsor of The late late nocturnal thread©™. Battenberg is available in shops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening. Feeling bloated after McDonald’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I gave in and ordered just eat "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cute. Don't be sadface, you've got takeout coming your way. May I recommend battenberg for pudding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling very tickly!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blanche. *Tickles Blanche's feet*

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Hello from the Fallen Madonna with the hairy boobies

I knew it!"

I thought you’d appear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got battenberg

Evening Jimbo! How was your Friday? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Strumps. That's what our sponsor likes to read. My Friday was pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling very tickly!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blanche. *Tickles Blanche's feet*"

*giggles* you’re making me feel funny.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Good evening, Jim and all

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"I've got battenberg

Evening Jimbo! How was your Friday?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Strumps. That's what our sponsor likes to read. My Friday was pretty good."

Glad to hear it!

They're mini ones...I'll save you one

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeeeevening Jim.

How's things tonite?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. My things are alright. How's your week off going?"

Quiet to begin with, then home. Had meet last night - WOW!

Got news this morning from Hospital; being bloody minded & pushing my case has resulted in appt on 17th May instead of paltry offers in 2-3 mnths.

So, happy at the mo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim how’s your Friday been? I’m just watching tv with a cup of tea, would go nice with your battenburg x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Battenberg and a cup of tea go together so, so well. *Whispers so battenberg don't hear, I just had a yoghurt with my cup of tea* Friday has been good, how are you? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening. Feeling bloated after McDonald’s "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Golden Gatekeeper. How much McDonald's did you eat?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim how’s your Friday been? I’m just watching tv with a cup of tea, would go nice with your battenburg x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Battenberg and a cup of tea go together so, so well. *Whispers so battenberg don't hear, I just had a yoghurt with my cup of tea* Friday has been good, how are you? x"

Well yoghurt is just as nice, sorry battenburg. Wasn’t brilliant this afternoon. But I’m feeling better again now so it’s ending ok x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling very tickly!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blanche. *Tickles Blanche's feet*

*giggles* you’re making me feel funny. "

Funny feet.

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Good evening all xx love Friday s finished work and perving to my hearts content having a drink tonight cheers and enjoy the rest of the weekend x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, Jim and all "

Gooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Happy Friday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got battenberg

Evening Jimbo! How was your Friday?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Strumps. That's what our sponsor likes to read. My Friday was pretty good.

Glad to hear it!

They're mini ones...I'll save you one "

Thank you very much. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just about nodding off into the pre-insomnia nap. See you on the other side fellow night owls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m feeling very tickly!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blanche. *Tickles Blanche's feet*

*giggles* you’re making me feel funny.

Funny feet."

Is that the pink ice cream on a stick?! Loved those.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Good evening, Jim and all

Gooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Happy Friday! "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm snuggled in bed, all lights off just in case I conk out

Evening Jim

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Im just about nodding off into the pre-insomnia nap. See you on the other side fellow night owls. "

See you there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeeeevening Jim.

How's things tonite?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. My things are alright. How's your week off going?

Quiet to begin with, then home. Had meet last night - WOW!

Got news this morning from Hospital; being bloody minded & pushing my case has resulted in appt on 17th May instead of paltry offers in 2-3 mnths.

So, happy at the mo!"

Ayyy.

You push it real good.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Salt-N-Pepa - Push It - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh, the legend that is Erect -jim,

Good evening.

And I'm working (but on here perving and mingling of course)

Always time for fab, especially when you addicted to the thing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I’m feeling very tickly!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blanche. *Tickles Blanche's feet*

*giggles* you’re making me feel funny. "

Have you been fondling Joe Lycett?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Pissed up perving

Evening Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim how’s your Friday been? I’m just watching tv with a cup of tea, would go nice with your battenburg x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Battenberg and a cup of tea go together so, so well. *Whispers so battenberg don't hear, I just had a yoghurt with my cup of tea* Friday has been good, how are you? x

Well yoghurt is just as nice, sorry battenburg. Wasn’t brilliant this afternoon. But I’m feeling better again now so it’s ending ok x "

A happy ending is good. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all xx love Friday s finished work and perving to my hearts content having a drink tonight cheers and enjoy the rest of the weekend x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kk. Welcome aboard The late late nocturnal thread©™ sponsored by battenburg. Happy Friday. x Fridayface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im just about nodding off into the pre-insomnia nap. See you on the other side fellow night owls. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Heels. Sweet, sweet dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m feeling very tickly!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blanche. *Tickles Blanche's feet*

*giggles* you’re making me feel funny.

Funny feet.

Is that the pink ice cream on a stick?! Loved those. "

Yes! I do like a Funny Feet. They're like a frozen milkshake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm snuggled in bed, all lights off just in case I conk out

Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Coquette. You're well prepared for conking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got enough snacks to keep you going Jim?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Guten Abend aus Wien!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh, the legend that is Erect -jim,

Good evening.

And I'm working (but on here perving and mingling of course)

Always time for fab, especially when you addicted to the thing "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeytrap. I prefer awesome forum thread legend. Working and pervin', nice work if you can get it. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pissed up perving

Evening Jim! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, DC. Why not, it's Friday night. Go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim and I’m still in the lambing shed with 3 left to go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got enough snacks to keep you going Jim? "

I fed and watered just before starting this nocturnal nonsense. I'm not an amateur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in bed and my eyes are mega heavy... so will say night night in case I drift off..

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Jethro

Reprobates

I'm just waiting for my taxi home from work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guten Abend aus Wien!"

An efficient and German good evening in honour of the new royal baby, I like it. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ

Louie Louie - The Kingsmen (HQ) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in bed and my eyes are mega heavy... so will say night night in case I drift off.. "

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh, the legend that is Erect -jim,

Good evening.

And I'm working (but on here perving and mingling of course)

Always time for fab, especially when you addicted to the thing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeytrap. I prefer awesome forum thread legend. Working and pervin', nice work if you can get it. Smileyface"

Deepest apologies, awesome forum thread legend haha

Go on then, how hard is it keeping on top of this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening jim ..

Just chilling here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and I’m still in the lambing shed with 3 left to go! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lovelyh. Are you still at it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got enough snacks to keep you going Jim?

I fed and watered just before starting this nocturnal nonsense. I'm not an amateur."

Haha I know your not!!! Have a great evening!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Reprobates

I'm just waiting for my taxi home from work "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. work is done, up yer bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got enough snacks to keep you going Jim?

I fed and watered just before starting this nocturnal nonsense. I'm not an amateur.

Haha I know your not!!! Have a great evening!! X"

x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Good evening Jim, I'm afraid I have to confess, it is on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh, the legend that is Erect -jim,

Good evening.

And I'm working (but on here perving and mingling of course)

Always time for fab, especially when you addicted to the thing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeytrap. I prefer awesome forum thread legend. Working and pervin', nice work if you can get it. Smileyface

Deepest apologies, awesome forum thread legend haha

Go on then, how hard is it keeping on top of this thread?

"

Deepest apologies accepted.

If it's busy keeping up can be difficult. You just need a little patience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim ..

Just chilling here"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KB. It's Friday night, get your chill on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x"

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, I'm afraid I have to confess, it is on "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It is a bit on the cool side tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeevnin’ Jimster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh, the legend that is Erect -jim,

Good evening.

And I'm working (but on here perving and mingling of course)

Always time for fab, especially when you addicted to the thing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeytrap. I prefer awesome forum thread legend. Working and pervin', nice work if you can get it. Smileyface

Deepest apologies, awesome forum thread legend haha

Go on then, how hard is it keeping on top of this thread?

Deepest apologies accepted.

If it's busy keeping up can be difficult. You just need a little patience."

Ahh I see, well i wont keep you any longer.

Keep up the good work lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x"

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeevnin’ Jimster "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening over there, Polarbear. smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh, the legend that is Erect -jim,

Good evening.

And I'm working (but on here perving and mingling of course)

Always time for fab, especially when you addicted to the thing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeytrap. I prefer awesome forum thread legend. Working and pervin', nice work if you can get it. Smileyface

Deepest apologies, awesome forum thread legend haha

Go on then, how hard is it keeping on top of this thread?

Deepest apologies accepted.

If it's busy keeping up can be difficult. You just need a little patience.

Ahh I see, well i wont keep you any longer.

Keep up the good work lad "

You can join in as much as you like, I'm all for it.

Will do.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Reprobates

I'm just waiting for my taxi home from work

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. work is done, up yer bum."

Her royal grossness is home hurrah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Reprobates

I'm just waiting for my taxi home from work

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. work is done, up yer bum.

Her royal grossness is home hurrah!"

Yeah! I love your grossness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim, Battenberg is a terrible cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x"

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo bro

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, Battenberg is a terrible cake. "

But battenberg reminds me of my nan. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim, Battenberg is a terrible cake.

But battenberg reminds me of my nan. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. How are you?"

Okay, I’ll give you that. I’m good, yourself!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X"

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Reprobates

I'm just waiting for my taxi home from work

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. work is done, up yer bum.

Her royal grossness is home hurrah!

Yeah! I love your grossness."

I've just put a documentary on about Hiroshima. Check me out pretending to be an intellectual

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x"

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo bro "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RoxiAnne. Nice to see you and read you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, Battenberg is a terrible cake.

But battenberg reminds me of my nan. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. How are you?

Okay, I’ll give you that. I’m good, yourself!?"

I'm grand. Shrewsbury might be getting one of those cafes that has resident cats.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Guten Abend aus Wien!

An efficient and German good evening in honour of the new royal baby, I like it. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ

Louie Louie - The Kingsmen (HQ) - YouTube

"

I’m lay listening to music, enjoying a vodka. I let my pal eat too much, too late and now she’s good for nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Reprobates

I'm just waiting for my taxi home from work

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. work is done, up yer bum.

Her royal grossness is home hurrah!

Yeah! I love your grossness.

I've just put a documentary on about Hiroshima. Check me out pretending to be an intellectual "

I'm checking you out. I was going to ask you what your get home from work routine is.

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over a year ago


"Jim, Battenberg is a terrible cake.

But battenberg reminds me of my nan. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. How are you?

Okay, I’ll give you that. I’m good, yourself!?

I'm grand. Shrewsbury might be getting one of those cafes that has resident cats.

"

Nooooooo! That’s amazing. Let’s go when it opens.

We’ll get ALL THE PUSSY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guten Abend aus Wien!

An efficient and German good evening in honour of the new royal baby, I like it. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ

Louie Louie - The Kingsmen (HQ) - YouTube

I’m lay listening to music, enjoying a vodka. I let my pal eat too much, too late and now she’s good for nothing "

We all have a good for nothing friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, Battenberg is a terrible cake.

But battenberg reminds me of my nan. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. How are you?

Okay, I’ll give you that. I’m good, yourself!?

I'm grand. Shrewsbury might be getting one of those cafes that has resident cats.

Nooooooo! That’s amazing. Let’s go when it opens.

We’ll get ALL THE PUSSY "

Let's do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x"

Probably not a lot to be honest, which I don't mind at all. I spend at least 6 days a week on my feet so I'm happy to sit on my ass given the opportunity!

Whatcha shopping for ? X

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Reprobates

I'm just waiting for my taxi home from work

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. work is done, up yer bum.

Her royal grossness is home hurrah!

Yeah! I love your grossness.

I've just put a documentary on about Hiroshima. Check me out pretending to be an intellectual

I'm checking you out. I was going to ask you what your get home from work routine is."

Let the dog out for a wee.

Have a wee myself and possibly a cheeky poop if one appears.

Make sure my stuff is ready for work in the morning (well, a clean pair of nic-nacs and shirt)

Go up to my room

Netflix on. Find something suitable to watch. This motherfucker has subtitles tho as I've just discovered to my horror. I ain't got the concentration levels for subtitles at this time of night

Make up off.

Fab for a bit.

Realise there's nothing I really wanna watch on Netflix

Turn off telly and listen to guided sleep meditation on you tube.

Stretch and breathe a bit. Take in a deep breath, heave coz the dog is laying next to me and I've just inhaled toxic gas from either her arse or her breath. They are equally horrific.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's that midnight hour. Which always makes me think of the girl from Brooklyn. Why didn't I tell her that?! This is for her and her make believe husband.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ScVi_L817ec

David Bowie - Young Americans [HQ] - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x

Probably not a lot to be honest, which I don't mind at all. I spend at least 6 days a week on my feet so I'm happy to sit on my ass given the opportunity!

Whatcha shopping for ? X "

That's ass of yours deserves a good old sit down.

I could do with some new walking shoes, which will probably lead to buying a few other bit and pieces I don't really need. x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPNw_2h0CnU

James - Sit Down - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Reprobates

I'm just waiting for my taxi home from work

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. work is done, up yer bum.

Her royal grossness is home hurrah!

Yeah! I love your grossness.

I've just put a documentary on about Hiroshima. Check me out pretending to be an intellectual

I'm checking you out. I was going to ask you what your get home from work routine is.

Let the dog out for a wee.

Have a wee myself and possibly a cheeky poop if one appears.

Make sure my stuff is ready for work in the morning (well, a clean pair of nic-nacs and shirt)

Go up to my room

Netflix on. Find something suitable to watch. This motherfucker has subtitles tho as I've just discovered to my horror. I ain't got the concentration levels for subtitles at this time of night

Make up off.

Fab for a bit.

Realise there's nothing I really wanna watch on Netflix

Turn off telly and listen to guided sleep meditation on you tube.

Stretch and breathe a bit. Take in a deep breath, heave coz the dog is laying next to me and I've just inhaled toxic gas from either her arse or her breath. They are equally horrific. "

As soon as I get in I have too pee, your dog would have to wait.

When I had to work in the morning I would put a teabag and teaspoon in a mug, water in the kettle. To save time. And chuck a clean pair of boxers on the bathroom floor so they're there after I'd showered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going for a sit down wee.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Reprobates

I'm just waiting for my taxi home from work

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. work is done, up yer bum.

Her royal grossness is home hurrah!

Yeah! I love your grossness.

I've just put a documentary on about Hiroshima. Check me out pretending to be an intellectual

I'm checking you out. I was going to ask you what your get home from work routine is.

Let the dog out for a wee.

Have a wee myself and possibly a cheeky poop if one appears.

Make sure my stuff is ready for work in the morning (well, a clean pair of nic-nacs and shirt)

Go up to my room

Netflix on. Find something suitable to watch. This motherfucker has subtitles tho as I've just discovered to my horror. I ain't got the concentration levels for subtitles at this time of night

Make up off.

Fab for a bit.

Realise there's nothing I really wanna watch on Netflix

Turn off telly and listen to guided sleep meditation on you tube.

Stretch and breathe a bit. Take in a deep breath, heave coz the dog is laying next to me and I've just inhaled toxic gas from either her arse or her breath. They are equally horrific.

As soon as I get in I have too pee, your dog would have to wait.

When I had to work in the morning I would put a teabag and teaspoon in a mug, water in the kettle. To save time. And chuck a clean pair of boxers on the bathroom floor so they're there after I'd showered."

Fuck putting undies on the bathroom floor, they'd be filled with silverfish in the morning.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm going for a sit down wee."

Don't scratch n sniff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit down wee.

Don't scratch n sniff "

Too late.

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over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x

Probably not a lot to be honest, which I don't mind at all. I spend at least 6 days a week on my feet so I'm happy to sit on my ass given the opportunity!

Whatcha shopping for ? X

That's ass of yours deserves a good old sit down.

I could do with some new walking shoes, which will probably lead to buying a few other bit and pieces I don't really need. x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPNw_2h0CnU

James - Sit Down - YouTube

"

And that is why I don't go to the shops , I buy stuff I don't need and my ass ain't sat down .

I loved Brooklyn, I'd live there if I could!

This always reminds me of Brooklyn (They're even from Brooklyn) x

https://youtu.be/-JWKxQvgl4A

Mothxr- Stranger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x

Probably not a lot to be honest, which I don't mind at all. I spend at least 6 days a week on my feet so I'm happy to sit on my ass given the opportunity!

Whatcha shopping for ? X

That's ass of yours deserves a good old sit down.

I could do with some new walking shoes, which will probably lead to buying a few other bit and pieces I don't really need. x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPNw_2h0CnU

James - Sit Down - YouTube

And that is why I don't go to the shops , I buy stuff I don't need and my ass ain't sat down .

I loved Brooklyn, I'd live there if I could!

This always reminds me of Brooklyn (They're even from Brooklyn) x

https://youtu.be/-JWKxQvgl4A

Mothxr- Stranger

"

I'll try and be good.

I'd love to go to New York.

I had a little listen to Glass Animals this week. I'm going to check out Mothxr now. x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm attempting to enter the lesbian love lounge through the back door, so to speak

#alicewinger

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over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x

Probably not a lot to be honest, which I don't mind at all. I spend at least 6 days a week on my feet so I'm happy to sit on my ass given the opportunity!

Whatcha shopping for ? X

That's ass of yours deserves a good old sit down.

I could do with some new walking shoes, which will probably lead to buying a few other bit and pieces I don't really need. x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPNw_2h0CnU

James - Sit Down - YouTube

And that is why I don't go to the shops , I buy stuff I don't need and my ass ain't sat down .

I loved Brooklyn, I'd live there if I could!

This always reminds me of Brooklyn (They're even from Brooklyn) x

https://youtu.be/-JWKxQvgl4A

Mothxr- Stranger

I'll try and be good.

I'd love to go to New York.

I had a little listen to Glass Animals this week. I'm going to check out Mothxr now. x"

Hear my words ringing in your ears when you're picking up that stuff you don't need "Jiminy.... don't do it" if you want to envisage me wagging a finger at you too, feel free.

Mothxr have definitely got a bit of an 80s vibe about them in some songs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm attempting to enter the lesbian love lounge through the back door, so to speak

#alicewinger "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x

Probably not a lot to be honest, which I don't mind at all. I spend at least 6 days a week on my feet so I'm happy to sit on my ass given the opportunity!

Whatcha shopping for ? X

That's ass of yours deserves a good old sit down.

I could do with some new walking shoes, which will probably lead to buying a few other bit and pieces I don't really need. x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPNw_2h0CnU

James - Sit Down - YouTube

And that is why I don't go to the shops , I buy stuff I don't need and my ass ain't sat down .

I loved Brooklyn, I'd live there if I could!

This always reminds me of Brooklyn (They're even from Brooklyn) x

https://youtu.be/-JWKxQvgl4A

Mothxr- Stranger

I'll try and be good.

I'd love to go to New York.

I had a little listen to Glass Animals this week. I'm going to check out Mothxr now. x"

Glass Animals are soooo good!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm attempting to enter the lesbian love lounge through the back door, so to speak

#alicewinger

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice."

Hiya sweetie xx

Princess Peach has agreed to have lesbian sex with me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x

Probably not a lot to be honest, which I don't mind at all. I spend at least 6 days a week on my feet so I'm happy to sit on my ass given the opportunity!

Whatcha shopping for ? X

That's ass of yours deserves a good old sit down.

I could do with some new walking shoes, which will probably lead to buying a few other bit and pieces I don't really need. x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPNw_2h0CnU

James - Sit Down - YouTube

And that is why I don't go to the shops , I buy stuff I don't need and my ass ain't sat down .

I loved Brooklyn, I'd live there if I could!

This always reminds me of Brooklyn (They're even from Brooklyn) x

https://youtu.be/-JWKxQvgl4A

Mothxr- Stranger

I'll try and be good.

I'd love to go to New York.

I had a little listen to Glass Animals this week. I'm going to check out Mothxr now. x

Hear my words ringing in your ears when you're picking up that stuff you don't need "Jiminy.... don't do it" if you want to envisage me wagging a finger at you too, feel free.

Mothxr have definitely got a bit of an 80s vibe about them in some songs x"

I don't need encouraging to envision you wagging.

I liked that song, I will listen to some more of their stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x

Probably not a lot to be honest, which I don't mind at all. I spend at least 6 days a week on my feet so I'm happy to sit on my ass given the opportunity!

Whatcha shopping for ? X

That's ass of yours deserves a good old sit down.

I could do with some new walking shoes, which will probably lead to buying a few other bit and pieces I don't really need. x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPNw_2h0CnU

James - Sit Down - YouTube

And that is why I don't go to the shops , I buy stuff I don't need and my ass ain't sat down .

I loved Brooklyn, I'd live there if I could!

This always reminds me of Brooklyn (They're even from Brooklyn) x

https://youtu.be/-JWKxQvgl4A

Mothxr- Stranger

I'll try and be good.

I'd love to go to New York.

I had a little listen to Glass Animals this week. I'm going to check out Mothxr now. x

Hear my words ringing in your ears when you're picking up that stuff you don't need "Jiminy.... don't do it" if you want to envisage me wagging a finger at you too, feel free.

Mothxr have definitely got a bit of an 80s vibe about them in some songs x

I don't need encouraging to envision you wagging.

I liked that song, I will listen to some more of their stuff."

x

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over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x

Probably not a lot to be honest, which I don't mind at all. I spend at least 6 days a week on my feet so I'm happy to sit on my ass given the opportunity!

Whatcha shopping for ? X

That's ass of yours deserves a good old sit down.

I could do with some new walking shoes, which will probably lead to buying a few other bit and pieces I don't really need. x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPNw_2h0CnU

James - Sit Down - YouTube

And that is why I don't go to the shops , I buy stuff I don't need and my ass ain't sat down .

I loved Brooklyn, I'd live there if I could!

This always reminds me of Brooklyn (They're even from Brooklyn) x

https://youtu.be/-JWKxQvgl4A

Mothxr- Stranger

I'll try and be good.

I'd love to go to New York.

I had a little listen to Glass Animals this week. I'm going to check out Mothxr now. x

Glass Animals are soooo good! "

In that case I shall investigate more of their work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm attempting to enter the lesbian love lounge through the back door, so to speak

#alicewinger

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice.

Hiya sweetie xx

Princess Peach has agreed to have lesbian sex with me...."

You lucky bitch! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x

Probably not a lot to be honest, which I don't mind at all. I spend at least 6 days a week on my feet so I'm happy to sit on my ass given the opportunity!

Whatcha shopping for ? X

That's ass of yours deserves a good old sit down.

I could do with some new walking shoes, which will probably lead to buying a few other bit and pieces I don't really need. x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPNw_2h0CnU

James - Sit Down - YouTube

And that is why I don't go to the shops , I buy stuff I don't need and my ass ain't sat down .

I loved Brooklyn, I'd live there if I could!

This always reminds me of Brooklyn (They're even from Brooklyn) x

https://youtu.be/-JWKxQvgl4A

Mothxr- Stranger

I'll try and be good.

I'd love to go to New York.

I had a little listen to Glass Animals this week. I'm going to check out Mothxr now. x

Hear my words ringing in your ears when you're picking up that stuff you don't need "Jiminy.... don't do it" if you want to envisage me wagging a finger at you too, feel free.

Mothxr have definitely got a bit of an 80s vibe about them in some songs x

I don't need encouraging to envision you wagging.

I liked that song, I will listen to some more of their stuff."

They've only got one album - Centerfold ... lazy Flippin band! I like all the songs on it though

Add a raised (left) eyebrow to the wagging and that'll be the complete look x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jiminy. I don't like Battenberg, please get a better sponsor next time

Have you had a good day? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Abc. I do hope battenberg don't read this. I'm working on landing a more apeeling sponsor. Watch this nocturnal space.

I've had a good Friday. Your motivational words helped me this week, thank you. How are you? x

Haha I'm sure Battenberg would be ever so proud to discover they're sponsoring a sexy forum thread

Pleased to hear my words had the desired effect, should you ever require motivation, I'm always happy to help.

I'm not too shabby , though if I'm honest, my week has been a bit pants so I'm looking forward to some down time on Sunday x

That's very good to know.

Do you wanna talk about your pants week? x

I'm a self motivator Jiminy, I'll be reet

Got anything joyful planned over the weekend? X

Good girl.

A little bit of retail therapy is the only plan at the moment. x

What are you going to do with your Sunday? x

Probably not a lot to be honest, which I don't mind at all. I spend at least 6 days a week on my feet so I'm happy to sit on my ass given the opportunity!

Whatcha shopping for ? X

That's ass of yours deserves a good old sit down.

I could do with some new walking shoes, which will probably lead to buying a few other bit and pieces I don't really need. x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPNw_2h0CnU

James - Sit Down - YouTube

And that is why I don't go to the shops , I buy stuff I don't need and my ass ain't sat down .

I loved Brooklyn, I'd live there if I could!

This always reminds me of Brooklyn (They're even from Brooklyn) x

https://youtu.be/-JWKxQvgl4A

Mothxr- Stranger

I'll try and be good.

I'd love to go to New York.

I had a little listen to Glass Animals this week. I'm going to check out Mothxr now. x

Hear my words ringing in your ears when you're picking up that stuff you don't need "Jiminy.... don't do it" if you want to envisage me wagging a finger at you too, feel free.

Mothxr have definitely got a bit of an 80s vibe about them in some songs x

I don't need encouraging to envision you wagging.

I liked that song, I will listen to some more of their stuff.

They've only got one album - Centerfold ... lazy Flippin band! I like all the songs on it though

Add a raised (left) eyebrow to the wagging and that'll be the complete look x"

They're probably blinking millennials.

I'll remember that look while I'm in shops. And when I'm not in shops I will image you wagging your tail feather. x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm attempting to enter the lesbian love lounge through the back door, so to speak

#alicewinger

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice.

Hiya sweetie xx

Princess Peach has agreed to have lesbian sex with me....

You lucky bitch! x"

I will say OUCH at the appropriate moments though, assuming ma ball gag isn't too tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a thread heading, I could now murder some battenburg cake but I ain't got none

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm attempting to enter the lesbian love lounge through the back door, so to speak

#alicewinger

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice.

Hiya sweetie xx

Princess Peach has agreed to have lesbian sex with me....

You lucky bitch! x

I will say OUCH at the appropriate moments though, assuming ma ball gag isn't too tight "

Blimey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a thread heading, I could now murder some battenburg cake but I ain't got none "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ruby. I haven't got any battenberg either.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Blimey."

Cor Blimey, are you a Cockney in disguise?

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over a year ago


"Blimey.

Cor Blimey, are you a Cockney in disguise? "

When I typed blimey I was hearing the voice of Alan Caddick. A long time regular caller to Iain Lee. And as Brummie as they come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in from the pub.. only went to get gas and electric... the kebab shop never put salad on me burger.. total arseholes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey.

Cor Blimey, are you a Cockney in disguise? "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m_BsSTsBaLo

Alan Caddick Does the Infamous When Harry Met Sally Scene ...

That's Alan Caddick, but it isn't Iain Lee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just in from the pub.. only went to get gas and electric... the kebab shop never put salad on me burger.. total arseholes"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. No salad, what a swizz, Miz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually the best thread opener I’ve ever read haha!

not gonna lie, I’m pervin, sending the feelers out in the most illiteral sense of the word *sobs*

Relatively new to the scene but eagerly waiting in the back! so anyone looking to help a young guy out drop us a dm lol

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just in from the pub.. only went to get gas and electric... the kebab shop never put salad on me burger.. total arseholes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. No salad, what a swizz, Miz."

How shit eh

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Blimey.

Cor Blimey, are you a Cockney in disguise?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m_BsSTsBaLo

Alan Caddick Does the Infamous When Harry Met Sally Scene ...

That's Alan Caddick, but it isn't Iain Lee."

It now has 364 views.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually the best thread opener I’ve ever read haha!

not gonna lie, I’m pervin, sending the feelers out in the most illiteral sense of the word *sobs*

Relatively new to the scene but eagerly waiting in the back! so anyone looking to help a young guy out drop us a dm lol

X"

Thanks Yzf. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Welcome to this late late nocturnal thread ©™ sponsored by battenberg nonsense. Enjoy your pervin'. I'd recommend joining in on the forums and trying some socials.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just in from the pub.. only went to get gas and electric... the kebab shop never put salad on me burger.. total arseholes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. No salad, what a swizz, Miz.

How shit eh "

Poo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am looking for the post for Friday night d*unk ppl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the reply! Im looking to go along to some socials, the attic is my closest club, but don’t really see much info on what and when?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey.

Cor Blimey, are you a Cockney in disguise?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m_BsSTsBaLo

Alan Caddick Does the Infamous When Harry Met Sally Scene ...

That's Alan Caddick, but it isn't Iain Lee.

It now has 364 views."

I watched it too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for the reply! Im looking to go along to some socials, the attic is my closest club, but don’t really see much info on what and when? "

No worries. Hit +quote when you want to reply to an individual post. It'll make chatting make more sense. Check out the meets forum for socials. Ace, might have some Attic advice for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for the reply! Im looking to go along to some socials, the attic is my closest club, but don’t really see much info on what and when?

No worries. Hit +quote when you want to reply to an individual post. It'll make chatting make more sense. Check out the meets forum for socials. Ace, might have some Attic advice for you."

im such a noob haha! cool thanks man I’ll check it out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for the reply! Im looking to go along to some socials, the attic is my closest club, but don’t really see much info on what and when?

No worries. Hit +quote when you want to reply to an individual post. It'll make chatting make more sense. Check out the meets forum for socials. Ace, might have some Attic advice for you.

im such a noob haha! cool thanks man I’ll check it out! "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Thanks for the reply! Im looking to go along to some socials, the attic is my closest club, but don’t really see much info on what and when?

No worries. Hit +quote when you want to reply to an individual post. It'll make chatting make more sense. Check out the meets forum for socials. Ace, might have some Attic advice for you."

Yes I do, STAY AWAY AND LEAVE ALL THE SEXY LADIES TO ME

Crikey, I must have had one of my turns there

Yeah, it's a great club, only £20 entry, even on a Saturday night, no membership required.

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over a year ago


"Thanks for the reply! Im looking to go along to some socials, the attic is my closest club, but don’t really see much info on what and when?

No worries. Hit +quote when you want to reply to an individual post. It'll make chatting make more sense. Check out the meets forum for socials. Ace, might have some Attic advice for you.

Yes I do, STAY AWAY AND LEAVE ALL THE SEXY LADIES TO ME

Crikey, I must have had one of my turns there

Yeah, it's a great club, only £20 entry, even on a Saturday night, no membership required. "

Noted, swiftly ignored haha! Just kidding, thanks for the info!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Thanks for the reply! Im looking to go along to some socials, the attic is my closest club, but don’t really see much info on what and when?

No worries. Hit +quote when you want to reply to an individual post. It'll make chatting make more sense. Check out the meets forum for socials. Ace, might have some Attic advice for you.

Yes I do, STAY AWAY AND LEAVE ALL THE SEXY LADIES TO ME

Crikey, I must have had one of my turns there

Yeah, it's a great club, only £20 entry, even on a Saturday night, no membership required.

Noted, swiftly ignored haha! Just kidding, thanks for the info! "

If you want to go, ring up first and get there early. Ron (the owner) will take you on a tour of the club, it is very good now they have opened the extension

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Morning everyone cx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Morning everyone cx"

Hey Tigger, when do you fancy a proper massage?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Morning everyone cx

Hey Tigger, when do you fancy a proper massage? "

Are you going to the Manchester social?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Morning everyone cx

Hey Tigger, when do you fancy a proper massage?

Are you going to the Manchester social? "

Hopefully

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yay I was first

Congratulations!

Why thankyou,how are you?

You do win a coffee on me, not literally on me, if you're ever in Shrewsbury. I'm peachy, how are you?

I'd prefer a hot chocolate. Yeah I'm good thanks.

Hot chocolate it is

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YUY9Y9RFiHY

Hot Chocolate- You Sexy Thing (original) - YouTube

"

A hot chocolate whilst listening to Hot chocolate makes a perfect combination. With cream and marshmallows if it's the weekend after all my walk/runs all week I deserve it.

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