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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

It’s never going to happen

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What flavour doritos?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

No guacamole?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Um.....I’d rather you refrained from said course of action but I’ll happily take the Doritos if you’re offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah - fist bump is all you’ll get from me for a Dorito

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s never going to happen "

A wise man once said “if you offer it, they will cum”

Think it was Moses but I can’t be sure

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By *aughtybutniceBBWWoman
over a year ago

The County of Northamptonshire

Only if they are cheesy ones with sour cream dip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.

The salsa is optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah - fist bump is all you’ll get from me for a Dorito "

What would a bar of chocolate get me?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Original doritos and hot salsa? OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of Pringles I could be tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.

Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.

The salsa is optional

Hint of lime and sweet chilli flavour doritos?

Sour cream and quac?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd possibly consider a jaffa cake deal, but Doritos and salsa would be a no thank you

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the wise man said

"Girl who sits on judges lap, gets honourable discharge"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What flavour doritos? "

What’s your flavour?

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.

Even over chilli cheese? Heathan! "

Over chilli cheese? You have both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.

Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!

Over chilli cheese? You have both!

Both what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd possibly consider a jaffa cake deal, but Doritos and salsa would be a no thank you

Mrs "

After an unhealthy addiction to Jaffa Cakes I’ve had to go clean.

58 days sober and counting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Original doritos and hot salsa? OK. "

Anything for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd possibly consider a jaffa cake deal, but Doritos and salsa would be a no thank you

Mrs

After an unhealthy addiction to Jaffa Cakes I’ve had to go clean.

58 days sober and counting

It's a hard no then. For your own sake

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.

Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!

Over chilli cheese? You have both!

Both what?

Both dips!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd possibly consider a jaffa cake deal, but Doritos and salsa would be a no thank you

Mrs

After an unhealthy addiction to Jaffa Cakes I’ve had to go clean.

58 days sober and counting

It's a hard no then. For your own sake

I didn’t say I wouldn’t go back for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.

Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!

Over chilli cheese? You have both!

Both what?

Both dips!

Where do you stand on double dipping though?

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.

Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!

Over chilli cheese? You have both!

Both what?

Both dips!

Where do you stand on double dipping though?

Worse things could happen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.

Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!

Over chilli cheese? You have both!

Both what?

Both dips!

Where do you stand on double dipping though?

Worse things could happen...

I've missed you you filthy strumpet you

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"I prefer a sour cream dip...on that basis imma say no.

Even over chilli cheese? Heathan!

Over chilli cheese? You have both!

Both what?

Both dips!

Where do you stand on double dipping though?

Worse things could happen...

I've missed you you filthy strumpet you"

I missed you right back!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce "
it's a no from me as I like none of those things lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What flavour doritos?

What’s your flavour?"

Who am I kidding? It doesn't matter. Hop aboard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What flavour doritos?

What’s your flavour?

Who am I kidding? It doesn't matter. Hop aboard. "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I'm on a strict diet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce "

Will there be beer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce

Will there be beer?"

For you...of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce

Will there be beer?

For you...of course

Sweet.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Maybe after a few glasses of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No"

Well that’s gutting. What turned you off? The Doritos? The salsa? I need to know!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope. I'm on a strict diet. "

An important factor to weight loss is to stay hydrated

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some melted cheese on it and then we partaay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put some melted cheese on it and then we partaay

Melted cheese? Marry me now!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

You eat the Doritos and the salsa and I’ll take your penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. I'm on a strict diet. "

It's the weekend no dieting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put some melted cheese on it and then we partaay

Melted cheese? Marry me now!

I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You eat the Doritos and the salsa and I’ll take your penis

Fucking love salsa!

Love fucking SJ!

Win win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. I'm on a strict diet.

An important factor to weight loss is to stay hydrated

Good luck "

I'm drinking lots of water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put some melted cheese on it and then we partaay

Melted cheese? Marry me now!

I do

Do you think we could have a 3 tiered wedding cake drizzled in melted cheese?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I knew you started this thread just from the title

Course ya can pudding pop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew you started this thread just from the title

Course ya can pudding pop"

Am I getting that predictable?

Worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce "

OK, just the tip.. promise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce

OK, just the tip.. promise?

What about the other 2 inch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah - fist bump is all you’ll get from me for a Dorito "

What about for a dorito in dip?! GAME CHANGER!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah - fist bump is all you’ll get from me for a Dorito

What about for a dorito in dip?! GAME CHANGER!"

You know the score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah - fist bump is all you’ll get from me for a Dorito

What about for a dorito in dip?! GAME CHANGER!"

2 fist bumps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah - fist bump is all you’ll get from me for a Dorito

What about for a dorito in dip?! GAME CHANGER!

2 fist bumps

I’ll take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww I hate doritos and salsa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ewwww I hate doritos and salsa"

You no longer exist to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce "

You better not get crumbs in the bed, Mister! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwww I hate doritos and salsa

You no longer exist to me "

Charming, I'd prefer cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwww I hate doritos and salsa

You no longer exist to me

Charming, I'd prefer cake

Wouldn’t we all

Wouldn’t mind a slice myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwww I hate doritos and salsa

You no longer exist to me

Charming, I'd prefer cake

Wouldn’t we all

Wouldn’t mind a slice myself

Happy to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ones mentioned maltesers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwww I hate doritos and salsa

You no longer exist to me

Charming, I'd prefer cake

Wouldn’t we all

Wouldn’t mind a slice myself

Happy to share

Happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it, if people arent getting excited by sex, its food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ones mentioned maltesers x"

Did someone mention chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on but just the bellend mate because I am not gay.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Since it's you, yes. But no Dorito crumbs in bed, or you'll get a spanking

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Since it's you, yes. But no Dorito crumbs in bed, or you'll get a spanking

I have biscuit crumbs in mine

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Since it's you, yes. But no Dorito crumbs in bed, or you'll get a spanking

I have biscuit crumbs in mine

Right...bare your bum, and bend over..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Since it's you, yes. But no Dorito crumbs in bed, or you'll get a spanking

I have biscuit crumbs in mine

Right...bare your bum, and bend over..

I swear this is a role reversal

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Since it's you, yes. But no Dorito crumbs in bed, or you'll get a spanking

I have biscuit crumbs in mine

Right...bare your bum, and bend over..

I swear this is a role reversal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce "

It used to be a portion of chips and a Smirnoff Ice back in the day. Standards are slipping

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Did anyone get a penis in them??? Was there enough Doritos and salsa? Where did the malteasers go????

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Did anyone get a penis in them??? Was there enough Doritos and salsa? Where did the malteasers go????

PP nicked all of the Malteasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone get a penis in them??? Was there enough Doritos and salsa? Where did the malteasers go????

PP nicked all of the Malteasers

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce "

No, but after a long conversation with friends, if you’d have said a million dollars, I’d probably let you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guacamole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I do most things for a mint viscount

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"No but I do most things for a mint viscount"
runs to the fridge I have some of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No guacamole? "

My sort of woman

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce "

Don't cear if you bring a 10 million pounds chek with my name on it. that's never going to happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Doritos and salsa sauce

Don't cear if you bring a 10 million pounds chek with my name on it. that's never going to happen.

We all have our price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer creamy dip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer creamy dip

There’s a sexual innuendo in here somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer creamy dip

There’s a sexual innuendo in here somewhere "

Have you thought of one yet?

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