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What, for the corks hanging off their hats? "I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply | |||
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What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
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What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
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Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes "
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it "She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the cocks hanging off their hats? "ive never seen any no there good at tieing kangeroos down i thought they could keep sami down | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times "The Anethiest said you were something like that | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the cocks hanging off their hats? ive never seen any
no there good at tieing kangeroos down i thought they could keep sami down "They'd have to catch me first..specially with my jet propelled bottom | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that "No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...  | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the cocks hanging off their hats? ive never seen any
no there good at tieing kangeroos down i thought they could keep sami down "Oh ffs for a dom I'm shite at tying knots | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the cocks hanging off their hats? ive never seen any
no there good at tieing kangeroos down i thought they could keep sami down
They'd have to catch me first..specially with my jet propelled bottom "You've outdated my broom | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the cocks hanging off their hats? ive never seen any
no there good at tieing kangeroos down i thought they could keep sami down
Oh ffs for a dom I'm shite at tying knots "Were you not in the boy scouts? I was, but they chucked me out when they realised I was a gel | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me... "I'm almost certain it started with a "s" You know sami  | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the cocks hanging off their hats? ive never seen any
no there good at tieing kangeroos down i thought they could keep sami down
Oh ffs for a dom I'm shite at tying knots
Were you not in the boy scouts? I was, but they chucked me out when they realised I was a gel "Feck another crossdresser  | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami "Nah, deffo wozn't me | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the cocks hanging off their hats? ive never seen any
no there good at tieing kangeroos down i thought they could keep sami down
Oh ffs for a dom I'm shite at tying knots
Were you not in the boy scouts? I was, but they chucked me out when they realised I was a gel
Feck another crossdresser "her hubby says she gets very cross | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
"Haha sami can't see it  I'm off to watch it | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
Haha sami can't see it I'm off to watch it"Ah I love Erroll's voice | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
"...with a kiss....mwah | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
Haha sami can't see it I'm off to watch it"I can! I worked out the copy paste thingy now... | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
...with a kiss....mwah "How the feck did you guess that  | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the cocks hanging off their hats? ive never seen any
no there good at tieing kangeroos down i thought they could keep sami down
Oh ffs for a dom I'm shite at tying knots
Were you not in the boy scouts? I was, but they chucked me out when they realised I was a gel
Feck another crossdresser
her hubby says she gets very cross"Only when he nicks the fecking teef | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
...with a kiss....mwah
How the feck did you guess that "I told you..I worked out the copy paste thingy | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
Haha sami can't see it I'm off to watch it
I can! I worked out the copy paste thingy now... "Ah your a real copycat now eh | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
Haha sami can't see it I'm off to watch it
I can! I worked out the copy paste thingy now...
Ah your a real copycat now eh "I am.....ooh....was that thunder... | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
Haha sami can't see it I'm off to watch it
I can! I worked out the copy paste thingy now...
Ah your a real copycat now eh
I am.....ooh....was that thunder... "nah it was you doing a donald | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
Haha sami can't see it I'm off to watch it
I can! I worked out the copy paste thingy now...
Ah your a real copycat now eh
I am.....ooh....was that thunder... nah it was you doing a donald" | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
Haha sami can't see it I'm off to watch it
I can! I worked out the copy paste thingy now...
Ah your a real copycat now eh
I am.....ooh....was that thunder... "Aw yeah I forgot about the thundercat. ..your a proper pussy | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
Haha sami can't see it I'm off to watch it
I can! I worked out the copy paste thingy now...
Ah your a real copycat now eh
I am.....ooh....was that thunder...
Aw yeah I forgot about the thundercat. ..your a proper pussy " | |||
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
Haha sami can't see it I'm off to watch it
I can! I worked out the copy paste thingy now...
Ah your a real copycat now eh
I am.....ooh....was that thunder...
Aw yeah I forgot about the thundercat. ..your a proper pussy
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"Try and keep them down sami she needs a aussie rancher
What, for the corks hanging off their hats?
I was trying to work that out...until I seen your reply
Think that's what Voddy means, she does talk in (Jimmy) riddles. sometimes
Then Fecks off to let you unravel it
She does it all the time...she's a little tinker, some times
The Anethiest said you were something like that
No...he said I did a tinkle....but wozn't me...
I'm almost certain it started with a "s"
You know sami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-VUCGX15Ao
Haha sami can't see it I'm off to watch it
I can! I worked out the copy paste thingy now...
Ah your a real copycat now eh
I am.....ooh....was that thunder...
Aw yeah I forgot about the thundercat. ..your a proper pussy
Off to have some tea...BTW did I mention I've lost 5lb in a week? "Ok, enjoy Well done, hope you wanted to lose it, that's a lot | |||
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"Feck me I watching gogglebox and that fecking foreign bloke can't half fecking swear "prob learnt from you | |||
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"Feck me I watching gogglebox and that fecking foreign bloke can't half fecking swear prob learnt from you ""In sami's best voice"...wosnt me | |||
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Has the lekky gone? "Nah, I'm just so fecking tired at least if I fall asleep with my phone in my hand the light will be out! | |||
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"Good Evening folks!" Evening | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening "Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you. | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo"We three
Until I fall asleep that is! | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is! "At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie "I can't ... Gotta be 20 miles from here at 9am. Roll on Sunday morning | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie "Where's the others? Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood! | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood! "Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog | |||
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"I'm still awake .. just! "But the book down eenie | |||
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"Feck me I watching gogglebox and that fecking foreign bloke can't half fecking swear prob learnt from you
"In sami's best voice"...wosnt me "OI!  | |||
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"I'm still awake .. just!
But the book down eenie "I'm actually reading fab, I'd be asleep otherwise! | |||
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"Feck me I watching gogglebox and that fecking foreign bloke can't half fecking swear prob learnt from you
"In sami's best voice"...wosnt me
OI! "Came in like thunderbolts and lightening | |||
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"I'm still awake .. just!
But the book down eenie
I'm actually reading fab, I'd be asleep otherwise! "On your kindle | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog"I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday | |||
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"Feck me I watching gogglebox and that fecking foreign bloke can't half fecking swear prob learnt from you
"In sami's best voice"...wosnt me
OI!
Came in like thunderbolts and lightening "Just thunderclaps....it will b gone by morning....one hopes 
Cat's bum.... | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog
I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday "Well strike a light...woa hang on | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood! "How'd your meet go Iain? | |||
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"I'm still awake .. just!
But the book down eenie
I'm actually reading fab, I'd be asleep otherwise!
On your kindle"Nah on my 1986 Nokia 3310 | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog
I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday
Well strike a light...woa hang on "Ffs...don't strike a light.... | |||
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"I'm still awake .. just!
But the book down eenie
I'm actually reading fab, I'd be asleep otherwise!
On your kindle
Nah on my 1986 Nokia 3310 "Ooh, they're very fashionable again | |||
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"I'm still awake .. just!
But the book down eenie
I'm actually reading fab, I'd be asleep otherwise!
On your kindle
Nah on my 1986 Nokia 3310 "At least you get some snake on there eh | |||
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"I'm still awake .. just!
But the book down eenie
I'm actually reading fab, I'd be asleep otherwise!
On your kindle
Nah on my 1986 Nokia 3310
Ooh, they're very fashionable again "Don't think I would know how to use one now Sami!!!?? | |||
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"I'm still awake .. just!
But the book down eenie
I'm actually reading fab, I'd be asleep otherwise!
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Nah on my 1986 Nokia 3310
At least you get some snake on there eh "Yeah, funny that used to get bigger the longer you played with it too! | |||
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"I'm still awake .. just!
But the book down eenie
I'm actually reading fab, I'd be asleep otherwise!
On your kindle
Nah on my 1986 Nokia 3310
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
How'd your meet go Iain? "Wow! Haven't had a meet like that for a long time!
Still recuperating with a broad smile on my face! | |||
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Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
How'd your meet go Iain?
Wow! Haven't had a meet like that for a long time!
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But the book down eenie
I'm actually reading fab, I'd be asleep otherwise!
On your kindle
Nah on my 1986 Nokia 3310
Ooh, they're very fashionable again "still got mine from when they 1st came out | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog
I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday
Well strike a light...woa hang on
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Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog
I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday
Well strike a light...woa hang on
Ffs...don't strike a light.... looks for lighter "You got any food...I'm starvin... | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog
I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday
Well strike a light...woa hang on
Ffs...don't strike a light.... looks for lighter
You got any food...I'm starvin... "wot ya fancy | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog
I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday
Well strike a light...woa hang on
Ffs...don't strike a light.... looks for lighter
You got any food...I'm starvin... wot ya fancy"What ya got? | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog
I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday
Well strike a light...woa hang on
Ffs...don't strike a light.... looks for lighter
You got any food...I'm starvin... wot ya fancy"Bacon sarnie..hp sauce?... | |||
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Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog
I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday
Well strike a light...woa hang on
Ffs...don't strike a light.... looks for lighter
You got any food...I'm starvin... wot ya fancy
Bacon sarnie..hp sauce?..."Oh! Bacon sarnie for me too. No sauce though! Sami. Got call from Hospital yesterday. I have been bit bloody minded and been pushy. They'd found me an appt to see Spinal docs on May 17th; I took it compared to last wk when they were offering appts in 2-3 mnths time. Pays to be Bolshie at times! | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog
I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday
Well strike a light...woa hang on
Ffs...don't strike a light.... looks for lighter
You got any food...I'm starvin... wot ya fancy
Bacon sarnie..hp sauce?...
Oh! Bacon sarnie for me too. No sauce though!
Sami. Got call from Hospital yesterday. I have been bit bloody minded and been pushy.
They'd found me an appt to see Spinal docs on May 17th; I took it compared to last wk when they were offering appts in 2-3 mnths time.
Pays to be Bolshie at times!
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog
I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday
Well strike a light...woa hang on
Ffs...don't strike a light.... looks for lighter
You got any food...I'm starvin... wot ya fancy
Bacon sarnie..hp sauce?...
Oh! Bacon sarnie for me too. No sauce though!
Sami. Got call from Hospital yesterday. I have been bit bloody minded and been pushy.
They'd found me an appt to see Spinal docs on May 17th; I took it compared to last wk when they were offering appts in 2-3 mnths time.
Pays to be Bolshie at times!
think you have enough sauce young man"Ahem! I don't need sauce. A sauce free roll is enough! | |||
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"Good Evening folks! Evening
Hi lass. Looks like it is just me and you.
Boo
We three
Until I fall asleep that is!
At least you can have a sleep in tomorrow eenie
Where's the others?
Voddy probably is out, propositioning the innocent young lads in her neighbourhood!
Voddy will be down the Chinese takeaway and sami will be stuck on the bog
I am not on the bog, I'm just trying to dispel that wind they put in me yesterday
Well strike a light...woa hang on
Ffs...don't strike a light.... looks for lighter
You got any food...I'm starvin... wot ya fancy
Bacon sarnie..hp sauce?...
Oh! Bacon sarnie for me too. No sauce though!
Sami. Got call from Hospital yesterday. I have been bit bloody minded and been pushy.
They'd found me an appt to see Spinal docs on May 17th; I took it compared to last wk when they were offering appts in 2-3 mnths time.
Pays to be Bolshie at times!
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It's bloody horrible "You going out? | |||
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"A wet good morning to all
It's bloody horrible
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"A wet good morning to all
It's bloody horrible
You going out?
I'm still trying to decide "Ah bless ya, know what you mean, but bet you would enjoy yourself | |||
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You got instant and cake? "passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots | |||
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You got instant and cake? passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots"Thank you Voddy, Nigel says thank you for the carrots and sends a big kiss Donald has disappeared, thank goodness, hubby's moved back in! | |||
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....'ello.....
You got instant and cake? passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots
Thank you Voddy, Nigel says thank you for the carrots and sends a big kiss Donald has disappeared, thank goodness, hubby's moved back in! "phew tfft had a vison of you turning into a air balloon and mistress shooting you down | |||
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....'ello.....
You got instant and cake? passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots
Thank you Voddy, Nigel says thank you for the carrots and sends a big kiss Donald has disappeared, thank goodness, hubby's moved back in! phew tfft had a vison of you turning into a air balloon and mistress shooting you down"I know...that's what worried me.... | |||
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....'ello.....
You got instant and cake? passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots
Thank you Voddy, Nigel says thank you for the carrots and sends a big kiss Donald has disappeared, thank goodness, hubby's moved back in! phew tfft had a vison of you turning into a air balloon and mistress shooting you down
I know...that's what worried me.... "berts gots the sneezes and he puts his paw to his nose and gives me a look as im laughing at him | |||
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....'ello.....
You got instant and cake? passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots
Thank you Voddy, Nigel says thank you for the carrots and sends a big kiss Donald has disappeared, thank goodness, hubby's moved back in! phew tfft had a vison of you turning into a air balloon and mistress shooting you down
I know...that's what worried me.... berts gots the sneezes and he puts his paw to his nose and gives me a look as im laughing at him"Aw, bless Bert! He hasn't got man flu, has he? | |||
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....'ello.....
You got instant and cake? passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots
Thank you Voddy, Nigel says thank you for the carrots and sends a big kiss Donald has disappeared, thank goodness, hubby's moved back in! phew tfft had a vison of you turning into a air balloon and mistress shooting you down
I know...that's what worried me.... berts gots the sneezes and he puts his paw to his nose and gives me a look as im laughing at him
Aw, bless Bert! He hasn't got man flu, has he? "no he sniffed a lush bath bomb tpld him not to but he does as he likes | |||
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....'ello.....
You got instant and cake? passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots
Thank you Voddy, Nigel says thank you for the carrots and sends a big kiss Donald has disappeared, thank goodness, hubby's moved back in! phew tfft had a vison of you turning into a air balloon and mistress shooting you down
I know...that's what worried me.... berts gots the sneezes and he puts his paw to his nose and gives me a look as im laughing at him
Aw, bless Bert! He hasn't got man flu, has he? no he sniffed a lush bath bomb tpld him not to but he does as he likes "He's so naughty, Voddy... | |||
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....'ello.....
You got instant and cake? passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots
Thank you Voddy, Nigel says thank you for the carrots and sends a big kiss Donald has disappeared, thank goodness, hubby's moved back in! phew tfft had a vison of you turning into a air balloon and mistress shooting you down
I know...that's what worried me.... berts gots the sneezes and he puts his paw to his nose and gives me a look as im laughing at him
Aw, bless Bert! He hasn't got man flu, has he? no he sniffed a lush bath bomb tpld him not to but he does as he likes
He's so naughty, Voddy... "tpld him you said that and he gave you the tail little devil | |||
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....'ello.....
You got instant and cake? passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots
Thank you Voddy, Nigel says thank you for the carrots and sends a big kiss Donald has disappeared, thank goodness, hubby's moved back in! phew tfft had a vison of you turning into a air balloon and mistress shooting you down
I know...that's what worried me.... berts gots the sneezes and he puts his paw to his nose and gives me a look as im laughing at him
Aw, bless Bert! He hasn't got man flu, has he? no he sniffed a lush bath bomb tpld him not to but he does as he likes
He's so naughty, Voddy... tpld him you said that and he gave you the tail little devil"Tut.... he's lucky it wasn't yesterday, I would have trumped over him! | |||
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You got instant and cake? passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots
Thank you Voddy, Nigel says thank you for the carrots and sends a big kiss Donald has disappeared, thank goodness, hubby's moved back in! phew tfft had a vison of you turning into a air balloon and mistress shooting you down
I know...that's what worried me.... berts gots the sneezes and he puts his paw to his nose and gives me a look as im laughing at him
Aw, bless Bert! He hasn't got man flu, has he? no he sniffed a lush bath bomb tpld him not to but he does as he likes
He's so naughty, Voddy... tpld him you said that and he gave you the tail little devil
Tut.... he's lucky it wasn't yesterday, I would have trumped over him!"phew hes eating a custard cream i might get some peace now | |||
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You got instant and cake? passes a instant and half a choccie gateaux and some carrots
Thank you Voddy, Nigel says thank you for the carrots and sends a big kiss Donald has disappeared, thank goodness, hubby's moved back in! phew tfft had a vison of you turning into a air balloon and mistress shooting you down
I know...that's what worried me.... berts gots the sneezes and he puts his paw to his nose and gives me a look as im laughing at him
Aw, bless Bert! He hasn't got man flu, has he? no he sniffed a lush bath bomb tpld him not to but he does as he likes
He's so naughty, Voddy... tpld him you said that and he gave you the tail little devil
Tut.... he's lucky it wasn't yesterday, I would have trumped over him!phew hes eating a custard cream i might get some peace now"Ah...he'll be conked soon...you can have a little snooze too, then. | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why? "Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots "Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on "Got them on and the coffee machines going on now | |||
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Haha You enjoying yourself?
Apart from feet it was a good day "Excellent, I take it you're home now | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now "Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large? | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Haha You enjoying yourself?
Apart from feet it was a good day
Excellent, I take it you're home now "Hello Samiss | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Haha You enjoying yourself?
Apart from feet it was a good day
Excellent, I take it you're home now
Hello Samiss "Hello lovely Babs! How's things with you? | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Haha You enjoying yourself?
Apart from feet it was a good day
Excellent, I take it you're home now "Oh yes back home with slippers on and a proper cup of coffee....th 3 quid one just don't hit the spot | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large? "There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Haha You enjoying yourself?
Apart from feet it was a good day
Excellent, I take it you're home now
Oh yes back home with slippers on and a proper cup of coffee....th 3 quid one just don't hit the spot "Ah good! Bloody hell 3 quid? | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa "Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it | |||
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Haha You enjoying yourself?
Apart from feet it was a good day
Excellent, I take it you're home now
Hello Samiss
Hello lovely Babs! How's things with you? "They’re good thank you. I thought I would pop by for a coffee and a quick hello. I hope you’re well | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it "No no no I’m here | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Haha You enjoying yourself?
Apart from feet it was a good day
Excellent, I take it you're home now
Hello Samiss
Hello lovely Babs! How's things with you?
They’re good thank you. I thought I would pop by for a coffee and a quick hello. I hope you’re well "That's good. I'm well thank you sweetie, but just drank your coffee xx | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
No no no I’m here "Mistress will get you another, I'm sure! | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Haha You enjoying yourself?
Apart from feet it was a good day
Excellent, I take it you're home now
Oh yes back home with slippers on and a proper cup of coffee....th 3 quid one just don't hit the spot
Ah good! Bloody hell 3 quid? "I know two bloody cups would have kept me in beans for over a fortnight ffs | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Haha You enjoying yourself?
Apart from feet it was a good day
Excellent, I take it you're home now
Oh yes back home with slippers on and a proper cup of coffee....th 3 quid one just don't hit the spot
Ah good! Bloody hell 3 quid?
I know two bloody cups would have kept me in beans for over a fortnight ffs "Extortionate | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it "She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
No no no I’m here
Mistress will get you another, I'm sure! "I’ll sit and wait .... I know what you lot are like | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
No no no I’m here "Make sure she hands it over babs | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet "Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash! | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
No no no I’m here
Mistress will get you another, I'm sure!
I’ll sit and wait .... I know what you lot are like "There you go Babs. I only had a little sip! | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash! "Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
No no no I’m here
Mistress will get you another, I'm sure!
I’ll sit and wait .... I know what you lot are like "Hope she didn't drink too much babs | |||
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"Bet there are some super sights clients of our clinic have gone up for the weekend. . He has been slaving over a sewing machine for months making frock coats and quaker dresses for his wife
"I will have passed them but the place had thousands of them and they were really fantastic costumes there | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Should have worn sensible walking boots for them there hills "Hey they came from primani | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Should have worn sensible walking boots for them there hills
Hey they came from primani "Don't they sell Doc Martin's? | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x "Sausages are in | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Should have worn sensible walking boots for them there hills
Hey they came from primani
Don't they sell Doc Martin's? "Only primani types...not much air in em | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in "In where? | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in
In where? "Oven | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in "can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please"You can my sweet, mash and petit pois too? | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in
In where?
Oven "Phew I was having terrible visions | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in
In where?
Oven
Phew I was having terrible visions "Haha I'm not that kinky...now mars bars.... | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please"I'm still stuffed with the massive fish I had so you can ave my sausage too _oddy | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please
I'm still stuffed with the massive fish I had so you can ave my sausage too _oddy "Ooh...lucky Voddy | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please
I'm still stuffed with the massive fish I had so you can ave my sausage too _oddy "think you were supposed to eat it not have it used as stuffing | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in
In where?
Oven
Phew I was having terrible visions
Haha I'm not that kinky...now mars bars.... "try a ripple | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please
I'm still stuffed with the massive fish I had so you can ave my sausage too _oddy think you were supposed to eat it not have it used as stuffing "Getting a bit peckish no though...feck I'll fight it off | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in
In where?
Oven
Phew I was having terrible visions
Haha I'm not that kinky...now mars bars.... try a ripple "Haha...she like a factory | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please
I'm still stuffed with the massive fish I had so you can ave my sausage too _oddy think you were supposed to eat it not have it used as stuffing
Getting a bit peckish no though...feck I'll fight it off "have some toast | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please
I'm still stuffed with the massive fish I had so you can ave my sausage too _oddy think you were supposed to eat it not have it used as stuffing
Getting a bit peckish no though...feck I'll fight it off have some toast"Nope I've got a apple and pear in the fridge and 4 custard creams to eat soon | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please
I'm still stuffed with the massive fish I had so you can ave my sausage too _oddy think you were supposed to eat it not have it used as stuffing
Getting a bit peckish no though...feck I'll fight it off have some toast
Nope I've got a apple and pear in the fridge and 4 custard creams to eat soon"Move away from the custard creams | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please
I'm still stuffed with the massive fish I had so you can ave my sausage too _oddy think you were supposed to eat it not have it used as stuffing
Getting a bit peckish no though...feck I'll fight it off have some toast
Nope I've got a apple and pear in the fridge and 4 custard creams to eat soon
Move away from the custard creams "Nah they are all mine all four of the feckers | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please
I'm still stuffed with the massive fish I had so you can ave my sausage too _oddy think you were supposed to eat it not have it used as stuffing
Getting a bit peckish no though...feck I'll fight it off have some toast
Nope I've got a apple and pear in the fridge and 4 custard creams to eat soon
Move away from the custard creams
Nah they are all mine all four of the feckers "Gimme one..... | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please
I'm still stuffed with the massive fish I had so you can ave my sausage too _oddy think you were supposed to eat it not have it used as stuffing
Getting a bit peckish no though...feck I'll fight it off have some toast
Nope I've got a apple and pear in the fridge and 4 custard creams to eat soon
Move away from the custard creams
Nah they are all mine all four of the feckers
Gimme one..... "Fecking love to but I bet you mean a fecking biscuit | |||
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"My feet are fecking killing me
Hello why?
Spent hours bloody trudging round whitby in women's boots
Well there you go .... error in judgement. Get your slippers on
Got them on and the coffee machines going on now
Perfect timing then. Could you please make mine a large?
There you go babs a large double shot that knocks the spots of a Costa cuppa
Babs has buggered off, I'll ave it
She's back hand the fecker over to her and I'll make you a instant....my poor fecking feet
Ok, . Keep my instant for later, got to get dinner on! Sausage and mash!
Your always at the fecking sausage
Catch ya laterz sami x
Sausages are in can I have freid onions and gravy with mine please
I'm still stuffed with the massive fish I had so you can ave my sausage too _oddy think you were supposed to eat it not have it used as stuffing
Getting a bit peckish no though...feck I'll fight it off have some toast
Nope I've got a apple and pear in the fridge and 4 custard creams to eat soon
Move away from the custard creams
Nah they are all mine all four of the feckers
Gimme one.....
Fecking love to but I bet you mean a fecking biscuit "Haha ..naughty | |||
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"I think _oddy has nicked my fecking custard creams. ...she's too quiet "Yeah, I reckon she's conked, she has had trouble with Bert though... | |||
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"I think _oddy has nicked my fecking custard creams. ...she's too quiet
Yeah, I reckon she's conked, she has had trouble with Bert though... "hes round me neck like a scarf snoring | |||
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"' I think I'm alone now'..... "Children behave That's what they say when we're together And watch how you play They don't understand And so we're... Running just as fast as we can Holdin' on to one another's hand Tryin' to get away into the night And then you put your arms around me And we tumble to the ground And then you say I think we're alone now There doesn't seem to be anyone around I think we're alone now The beating of our hearts is the only sound Look at the way We gotta hide what we're doin' Cuz what would they say If they ever knew And so we're Running just as fast as we can Ok I replaced the I with we | |||
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