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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lychee juice with a pinch of lemon in it please then gimme a cheeky bj please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please. Nice Hendricks and fever tree Mediterranean x2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lychee juice with a pinch of lemon in it please then gimme a cheeky bj please "

***pouring lychee juice... and licking my lips ready!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please. Nice Hendricks and fever tree Mediterranean x2

On its way

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have tea, still at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lychee juice with a pinch of lemon in it please then gimme a cheeky bj please

***pouring lychee juice... and licking my lips ready!!!

Good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a Peroni at my desk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have tea, still at work

Well shall I put something in the fridge ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a Peroni at my desk

Party at your desk if there’s room?

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

I was wondering if it's to chilly for a Caipirinha. Otherwise it'll have to be an English Whisky.

Janet xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, that is just the best question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Gin and tonic please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes pls OP. I will have a straight dark rum. No ice and hey, have one for yourself

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a Peroni at my desk

Hero

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I have tea, still at work

Well shall I put something in the fridge ready?

Yes please - Something fruity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody mary ingredients at the ready here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, ill have a Jack daniels single barrel

you little star

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford

Glass of Cabernet Sauvignon while I’m deciding please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was wondering if it's to chilly for a Caipirinha. Otherwise it'll have to be an English Whisky.

Janet xxxxxx"

It is a bit chilly today... but what the hell its friday!! Have a Caipirinha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes pls OP. I will have a straight dark rum. No ice and hey, have one for yourself

Oh thank you!! What age rum? 12..18 years?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have tea, still at work

Well shall I put something in the fridge ready?

Yes please - Something fruity

Well have me later!! What would you like now??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of Cabernet Sauvignon while I’m deciding please x"

** pouring a LARGE glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yes, ill have a Jack daniels single barrel

you little star"
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Done... cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May

I thought I was bad, no naughty drinks for a week now, due to working early shifts

Not that I'm an alcoholic or anything, hic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bloody mary ingredients at the ready here..."

Would you like some celery as well to go with it? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please x"

** poured and ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes pls OP. I will have a straight dark rum. No ice and hey, have one for yourself

Oh thank you!! What age rum? 12..18 years?

Diplomatico reserve. 12 years If you

have it pls xx you are good to me x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I have tea, still at work

Well shall I put something in the fridge ready?

Yes please - Something fruity

Well have me later!! What would you like now??

A beer please - Belgian Triple would be amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May

I could do you a virgin cocktail... haha well maybe not virgin on fab hahaha but alcohol free.... what would ya like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes pls OP. I will have a straight dark rum. No ice and hey, have one for yourself

Oh thank you!! What age rum? 12..18 years?

Diplomatico reserve. 12 years If you

have it pls xx you are good to me x "

Of course I have it... and your most welcome

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I have a pint of Fosters please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open here all day! Cmon over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bloody mary ingredients at the ready here...

Would you like some celery as well to go with it? X"

please, as well as olives and dill pickle obvioulsy...

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford

I actually really want a drink now!

Bit early?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have tea, still at work

Well shall I put something in the fridge ready?

Yes please - Something fruity

Well have me later!! What would you like now??

A beer please - Belgian Triple would be amazing "

It’s in the fridge cooling x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Gin and tonic please x

** poured and ready

Thank you very much x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I actually really want a drink now!

Bit early?"

Nooooo... it’s Friday!!! I’m pouring myself one in 30 mins otherwise I’d be having one now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bloody mary ingredients at the ready here...

Would you like some celery as well to go with it? X

please, as well as olives and dill pickle obvioulsy..."

Absolutely... done and served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May

I thought I was bad, no naughty drinks for a week now, due to working early shifts

Not that I'm an alcoholic or anything, hic

I'm in charge of children for the next 4 weekends. Wouldn't be right to get d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May

I thought I was bad, no naughty drinks for a week now, due to working early shifts

Not that I'm an alcoholic or anything, hic

I'm in charge of children for the next 4 weekends. Wouldn't be right to get d*unk

agreed, but when you have your time back, you will have a bit of catching up to do

good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of a coffee..

Early start tomorrow so no drinkies tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any chance of a coffee..

Early start tomorrow so no drinkies tonight

Yes of course lovely.. americano.. latte..what would you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May

I thought I was bad, no naughty drinks for a week now, due to working early shifts

Not that I'm an alcoholic or anything, hic

I'm in charge of children for the next 4 weekends. Wouldn't be right to get d*unk

agreed, but when you have your time back, you will have a bit of catching up to do

good luck

I can do alcohol free cocktails!!? Not as good but still nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a Peroni at my desk

Party at your desk if there’s room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be able to drink until the last weekend in May

I thought I was bad, no naughty drinks for a week now, due to working early shifts

Not that I'm an alcoholic or anything, hic

I'm in charge of children for the next 4 weekends. Wouldn't be right to get d*unk

agreed, but when you have your time back, you will have a bit of catching up to do

good luck

I can do alcohol free cocktails!!? Not as good but still nice

Thanks Op, but can I have an orange juice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes pls OP. I will have a straight dark rum. No ice and hey, have one for yourself

Oh thank you!! What age rum? 12..18 years?

Diplomatico reserve. 12 years If you

have it pls xx you are good to me x

Of course I have it... and your most welcome

Thank you... same again pls

rough day x

Actually let me buy the bottle and join me with an extra glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be designated driver and have a flat white please as i dont drink.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???"

I'll have a strawberry milkshake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a coffee..

Early start tomorrow so no drinkies tonight

Yes of course lovely.. americano.. latte..what would you like?

An Americano with an extra shot please (no milk or sugar)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Cider would be nice and not one of them mixed fruit ones either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bought a lovely bottle of gin and some fever tree tonic so who wants one ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Cider would be nice and not one of them mixed fruit ones either

A proper cider coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just bought a lovely bottle of gin and some fever tree tonic so who wants one ?"

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any chance of a coffee..

Early start tomorrow so no drinkies tonight

Yes of course lovely.. americano.. latte..what would you like?

An Americano with an extra shot please (no milk or sugar)

Ready and done!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a Peroni at my desk

Party at your desk if there’s room?

Do you need another Peroni?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Cider would be nice and not one of them mixed fruit ones either

A proper cider coming up!!

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bought a lovely bottle of gin and some fever tree tonic so who wants one ?

Oh yes please

My pleasure . Ice and lime ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bought a lovely bottle of gin and some fever tree tonic so who wants one ?"

Yes please x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???"

I’m out to Friday club at 6... let the G&T flow! Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???"

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I had a gin and tonic at midday

Very nice it was to!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold white wine please x

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Lychee juice with a pinch of lemon in it please then gimme a cheeky bj please "

Is "lychee juice" a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just bought a lovely bottle of gin and some fever tree tonic so who wants one ?

Oh yes please

My pleasure . Ice and lime ?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cold white wine please x

Coming up

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Pint of real ale please. Straight glass.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Could do with a few drinks myself. Cracking open the rum soon I feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Carlsberg please

. Classy I know

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Just bought a lovely bottle of gin and some fever tree tonic so who wants one ?

Oh yes please

My pleasure . Ice and lime ?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Coke please.

Make it a treble.

Work have buggered up my wages again leaving me struggling this month.

Fuming doesn't cover it!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Jack and Coke please.

Make it a treble.

Work have buggered up my wages again leaving me struggling this month.

Fuming doesn't cover it!! "

Love Jack and Cherry Coke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack and Coke please.

Make it a treble.

Work have buggered up my wages again leaving me struggling this month.

Fuming doesn't cover it!! "

That’s really rubbish.... treble served and I’m pouring the next!!!! Hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack and Coke please.

Make it a treble.

Work have buggered up my wages again leaving me struggling this month.

Fuming doesn't cover it!!

Love Jack and Cherry Coke! "

Pour then and we'll get rat arsed!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Carlsberg please

. Classy I know"

Poured and served!!! Class in a glass!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of real ale please. Straight glass. "

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could do with a few drinks myself. Cracking open the rum soon I feel

Sounds good... let me know if I can get you anything else!!

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By *istnbroke69Man
over a year ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

JD and Cola, leave bottle with me

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"Could do with a few drinks myself. Cracking open the rum soon I feel

Sounds good... let me know if I can get you anything else!!

Something to nibble on would go down well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JD and Cola, leave bottle with me

** Poured and sliding the bottle over

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By *istnbroke69Man
over a year ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

Many thanks grab a glass and pull up a chair

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Im Not keen on this bar.

I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Carlsberg please

. Classy I know

Poured and served!!! Class in a glass!!

Tall glass of you please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Carlsberg please

. Classy I know

Poured and served!!! Class in a glass!!

Thanks

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By *istnbroke69Man
over a year ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

Going down well

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Im Not keen on this bar.

I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.

Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.

I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wondering if it's to chilly for a Caipirinha. Otherwise it'll have to be an English Whisky.

Janet xxxxxx"
never too chilly for a caipirinha

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Could I have sex on the beach please make that two

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Just having a vodka and red bull delush

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Delish even lol x

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???"
bloody hell yes I'll have a nice cold beer to start and the a sailor jerries please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky brewdog for me . A punk will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's rum ....dark matter for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's round is it lol

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Who's round is it lol"
can't be mine just got one lol

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Im Not keen on this bar.

I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.

Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.

I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....

I woodount no i don't drink fosters

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Can i have a brandy please?

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???"

I've had a week like that!

Fancy sharing a bottle of chuckles?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

French Martini over here. Make it a pitcher.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???

I've had a week like that!

Fancy sharing a bottle of chuckles?

That sounds fantastic!!! Getting the bottle out now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy please?

Would you like a double?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please. I’d love a cosmopolitan cocktail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im Not keen on this bar.

I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.

Sorry I ran out of drinks so been to the shops!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please. I’d love a cosmopolitan cocktail

Oooh my fav... coming up

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"Can i have a brandy please?

Would you like a double?

Oh yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could do with a few drinks myself. Cracking open the rum soon I feel

Sounds good... let me know if I can get you anything else!!

Something to nibble on would go down well

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"French Martini over here. Make it a pitcher. "

**pourjg the pitcher ... here you go x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top shelfer - i just wanna get fucked up now

Please, cant forget the please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry for the delay... had ran out of drinks it was busier then I expected... been to the shops and am back now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one??? bloody hell yes I'll have a nice cold beer to start and the a sailor jerries please "

**poured and served

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im Not keen on this bar.

I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.

Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.

I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....

Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy please?

Would you like a double?

Oh yes please!

Ice it straight? **pouring slowly x

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"Can i have a brandy please?

Would you like a double?

Oh yes please!

Ice it straight? **pouring slowly x"

You're a good woman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have sex on the beach please make that two

Have poured you 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One quiet pint can't hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy please?

Would you like a double?

Oh yes please!

Ice it straight? **pouring slowly x

You're a good woman! "
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Ps served with a big squishy hug xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One quiet pint can't hurt"

You can have it quiet or as loud as you wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's round is it lol can't be mine just got one lol"

Mine what are you having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard it’s closed for re-furbishment lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Top shelfer - i just wanna get fucked up now

Please, cant forget the please x"

Let’s get fucked cheers

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Jd and please and it's lovely to see you all naked at the bar you all look gorgeous xxxxx

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over a year ago

"Heard it’s closed for re-furbishment lol"

Haha nooo it’s open had ran to the shops.. (aka had my dinner) what can I get ya...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd and please and it's lovely to see you all naked at the bar you all look gorgeous xxxxx"

Double poured and served x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???"

Il have jd fire pls

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Cheers bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???

Il have jd fire pls"

*** poured slowly and seductively while looking in your eyes

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over a year ago

"Heard it’s closed for re-furbishment lol

Haha nooo it’s open had ran to the shops.. (aka had my dinner) what can I get ya...

Pint Doombar and a large white please xx

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over a year ago

"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!

Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How’s everyone feeling now.... can I get anyone another drink... snacks.... kiss??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit day and need a drink... anyone else fancy one???

Il have jd fire pls

*** poured slowly and seductively while looking in your eyes

Very grate full and like a whipped dog i tremble at your gaze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IPA please Barkeep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IPA please Barkeep

**poured with a smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heard it’s closed for re-furbishment lol

Haha nooo it’s open had ran to the shops.. (aka had my dinner) what can I get ya...

Pint Doombar and a large white please xx"

Done and poured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a single malt. Double, one ice cube. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a single malt. Double, one ice cube. Cheers

Of course....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IPA please Barkeep

**poured with a smile

Cheers; when you clocking off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IPA please Barkeep

**poured with a smile

Cheers; when you clocking off?

Haha I’m not sure as it’s been quite busy... will probably stay until Jim takes over on his night shift!!

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over a year ago

"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!

Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x"

Before I start drinking this, I just want to tell you that you are a beautiful barmaid....don’t want you thinking that it was the drink that was talking

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over a year ago

Could I have a cup of tea please?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Im Not keen on this bar.

I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.

Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.

I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....

Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!!

Can i have my strawberry milkshake now pleas.

I've been wateing since 3pm

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over a year ago

"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!

Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x

Before I start drinking this, I just want to tell you that you are a beautiful barmaid....don’t want you thinking that it was the drink that was talking

Hehehehe... ok

Now what can I pour you properly!!?

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over a year ago

"Im Not keen on this bar.

I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.

Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.

I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....

Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!!

Can i have my strawberry milkshake now pleas.

I've been wateing since 3pm

Yes you can and i will make it with fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream and a dash of full fat milk blended to a delicious smoothie / milkshake

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over a year ago

Got any more cider please Snow

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over a year ago

"Im Not keen on this bar.

I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.

Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.

I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....

Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!!

Can i have my strawberry milkshake now pleas.

I've been wateing since 3pm

I thought you're a chef, not a waiter.

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over a year ago

It's nearly 9:30.

My eye wanders to the toppermost of shelves like a orny tramp in a newsagent.

What Malts are available?...

.... Yeah any of them would be fine. x

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over a year ago

"Got any more cider please Snow

Yes of course proper scrumpy cider!!

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over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Im Not keen on this bar.

I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.

Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.

I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....

Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!!

Can i have my strawberry milkshake now pleas.

I've been wateing since 3pm

I thought you're a chef, not a waiter.

........ HA....HA....HA....

#shakes hed at bad joke#

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Im Not keen on this bar.

I ordered a drink about a hour ago and its still not turned up.

Same here - I ordered a Fosters but it did not arrive.

I have since resorted to drinking my own urine.....which tastes oddly similar....

Sorry guys I’m back from the shops.. what do you want... you can have whatever you would like!!!

Can i have my strawberry milkshake now pleas.

I've been wateing since 3pm

Yes you can and i will make it with fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream and a dash of full fat milk blended to a delicious smoothie / milkshake

That sounds realey good

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Bollocks my glass is empty again. Best get a refill

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over a year ago

"Got any more cider please Snow

Yes of course proper scrumpy cider!!

That'll do nicely

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over a year ago

"Bollocks my glass is empty again. Best get a refill

Rum and ???

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over a year ago

"It's nearly 9:30.

My eye wanders to the toppermost of shelves like a orny tramp in a newsagent.

What Malts are available?...

.... Yeah any of them would be fine. x"

What would you like?? And would you like Ice/ water or straight?

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over a year ago

"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!

Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x

Before I start drinking this, I just want to tell you that you are a beautiful barmaid....don’t want you thinking that it was the drink that was talking

Hehehehe... ok

Now what can I pour you properly!!? "

What drink would you recommend?

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over a year ago

"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!

Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x

Before I start drinking this, I just want to tell you that you are a beautiful barmaid....don’t want you thinking that it was the drink that was talking

Hehehehe... ok

Now what can I pour you properly!!?

What drink would you recommend? "

Well it depends if you fancy something longer and cool to quench the thirst that you can drink more quickly and gives that instant satisfaction or if you fancy something stronger that will take longer to drink which maybe tastes warmer with a bit of a kick that hits the spot?!

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"How’s everyone feeling now.... can I get anyone another drink... snacks.... kiss??

Think 'The Police' late 70's early 80's

Chuckles in a bottle, Oh oh oh

Chuckles in a bottle, Oh oh oh!

Fancy another?

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over a year ago

"Been to Alton Towers with 3 kids...pass me the bottle....whatever’s closest as long as it’s over 40% proof!!

Bloody hell... **grabbing any spirit bottle and just handing it over... just drink x

Before I start drinking this, I just want to tell you that you are a beautiful barmaid....don’t want you thinking that it was the drink that was talking

Hehehehe... ok

Now what can I pour you properly!!?

What drink would you recommend?

I love my drinks like I love my women...something that I can take my time over, something sophisticated, cold, but warms me up, with a kick. Something moreish too, that I love going back to...I hate having a singular drink

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