FabSwingers.com forum: Best Forumite Profiles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which forumite profile for each category (Couple, Single women, Single guy,Ts etc) is the best based on pictures, picture selection and quality of written summary.

It doesn't need to be anyone you fancy or are remotely interested in meeting.

Please only choose one for each category, it's too easy for the guys to just list all the popular women in order to play the game.

Which 'regular' forum user has put the best profile together for each category in your opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nominate mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the categories just based on gender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple-laceyandsam

Female-scarlet seduction

Male-thehatter

TV-juicy

Those are the ones that popped into my head first but there are loads I like for different reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would mean reading everyone’s profile surely. Or it’s based on only the one I’ve read.

I know it’s not an official comp with prizes, but I’ll literally be guessing on this one. And blowing smoke up an ass that’s already kissed enough on here.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I nominate mine

In that case I second your nomination and nominate my own for single chap.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance - naming one would be fabicide

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

There are many good ones for each category that narrowing them down to one for each is unfair

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"That would mean reading everyone’s profile surely. Or it’s based on only the one I’ve read.

I know it’s not an official comp with prizes, but I’ll literally be guessing on this one. And blowing smoke up an ass that’s already kissed enough on here.

Word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would mean reading everyone’s profile surely. Or it’s based on only the one I’ve read.

I know it’s not an official comp with prizes, but I’ll literally be guessing on this one. And blowing smoke up an ass that’s already kissed enough on here.

Word

Bangin

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Often told I have a great profile - even though it’s War & Peace lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some good profiles over the years so I'll nominate myself for the single female category.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake."

That's better than a profile where they actually take a piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake."

Quite a few are, or some ramble on.

I rarely read a profile. I think I'm a man.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Often told I have a great profile - even though it’s War & Peace lol"

I speed read your profile - looking for any references to tea & biscuits

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

That's better than a profile where they actually take a piss. "

Oh I don't know.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It's totally subjective anyway, just depends on who you fancy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines like the Gettysburg address a tad lengthy lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

Quite a few are, or some ramble on.

I rarely read a profile. I think I'm a man. "

I'm definitely more man than woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

Quite a few are, or some ramble on.

I rarely read a profile. I think I'm a man.

I'm definitely more man than woman. "

You could be a fake.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

Quite a few are, or some ramble on.

I rarely read a profile. I think I'm a man.

I'm definitely more man than woman.

You could be a fake. "

You saying I am a man,spit it out what are saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

Quite a few are, or some ramble on.

I rarely read a profile. I think I'm a man.

I'm definitely more man than woman. "

I've thought that about myself, from a young age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think our profile is ok

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I've had some good profiles over the years so I'll nominate myself for the single female category. "

Oh buggroff - I like mine!

Shall we do a deal and nominate each other?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

BobnFluffy, came across their profile by accident last night and loved it!

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Some single guys profiles have caught my eye.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake."

I resemble that last remark!!!!!!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Mines like the Gettysburg address a tad lengthy lol

You know that the Gettysburg Address is a famously short speech, right?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

So in other words just pick your fave people on fab

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

Quite a few are, or some ramble on.

I rarely read a profile. I think I'm a man.

I'm definitely more man than woman.

I've thought that about myself, from a young age."

Yep I've never felt particularly girlie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or nominate yourself

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"or nominate yourself

Mine is crap lol on average 3 views a day

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Yep I vote me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I vote me

So do i

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Mines like the Gettysburg address a tad lengthy lol

Are you referring to your tinky winky or your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I vote me

I vote me too

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

Quite a few are, or some ramble on.

I rarely read a profile. I think I'm a man.

I'm definitely more man than woman.

You could be a fake. "

I used to be a fake ............apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

way to many to mention

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

It's yours of course.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

OP we need other categories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is jumping out at me and saying WoW unfortunately... Staying on the sidelines

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Nothing is jumping out at me and saying WoW unfortunately... Staying on the sidelines

There’s something jumping out at me

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Yep I vote me

I vote me too

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Bunch of bloody narcissists....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

Quite a few are, or some ramble on.

I rarely read a profile. I think I'm a man.

I'm definitely more man than woman.

You could be a fake.

I used to be a fake ............apparently

It's those hairy boobs of yours isn't it.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

Quite a few are, or some ramble on.

I rarely read a profile. I think I'm a man.

I'm definitely more man than woman.

You could be a fake.

I used to be a fake ............apparently

It's those hairy boobs of yours isn't it."

That’ll be Swing’s hairy bum you’re referring to

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

Quite a few are, or some ramble on.

I rarely read a profile. I think I'm a man.

I'm definitely more man than woman.

You could be a fake.

I used to be a fake ............apparently

It's those hairy boobs of yours isn't it."

Hahaha!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Haven't a clue,aren't most forum users profile just a pisstake.

Quite a few are, or some ramble on.

I rarely read a profile. I think I'm a man.

I'm definitely more man than woman.

You could be a fake.

I used to be a fake ............apparently

It's those hairy boobs of yours isn't it.

That’ll be Swing’s hairy bum you’re referring to

Yeah yeah of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines the best one obviously

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Oh wow!

People actually write things.... I usually never get past the pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I joined Fab, I looked round the site to see what other guys profiles and pics looked like, as I didn’t know the length of effort I needed.

I had an idea of how I wanted to represent myself but wanted to see what worked.

I would say that Gemini Man showed what you could do with suggestive pics, without being too revealing.

As for women....I couldn’t possibly say, I have quite a few I love to see as their pics are fantastic, others cos I find them sexy and others cos their profile intrigues me...and some fit all 3

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It would take way too long to read everyone's profiles and I cba with that, so I'll just say what she said ^^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my left side is best.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Oh wow!

People actually write things.... I usually never get past the pictures

I know can you believe it, bloody attention seekers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh wow!

People actually write things.... I usually never get past the pictures

Who knew eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys say they love my profile....

I haven’t had one for weeks now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont ask us blokes apparently we dont read them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one else even bothers reading profiles!

Clearly none of you quite make the effort i do then *holds head up* (metephorically of course i havent got a giant head, like one of them bobble head things everyones collecting these days)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I joined Fab, I looked round the site to see what other guys profiles and pics looked like, as I didn’t know the length of effort I needed.

I had an idea of how I wanted to represent myself but wanted to see what worked.

I would say that Gemini Man showed what you could do with suggestive pics, without being too revealing.

As for women....I couldn’t possibly say, I have quite a few I love to see as their pics are fantastic, others cos I find them sexy and others cos their profile intrigues me...and some fit all 3

I have to say yours reads very very well!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think my left side is best."

Where's pinks hands gone?

Oh wrong ass

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I think my left side is best.

Where's pinks hands gone?

Oh wrong ass"

That’s how rumours start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one else even bothers reading profiles!

Clearly none of you quite make the effort i do then *holds head up* (metephorically of course i havent got a giant head, like one of them bobble head things everyones collecting these days)

I do, i especially like the ones that say 'will fill in later'

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

And been here over a year

xxx Suzi

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"No one else even bothers reading profiles!

Clearly none of you quite make the effort i do then *holds head up* (metephorically of course i havent got a giant head, like one of them bobble head things everyones collecting these days)

I do, i especially like the ones that say 'will fill in later'

I’ve just read a few, I’ve found plenty of contenders for worst profile jeez, I thought mine was bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one else even bothers reading profiles!

Clearly none of you quite make the effort i do then *holds head up* (metephorically of course i havent got a giant head, like one of them bobble head things everyones collecting these days)

I do, i especially like the ones that say 'will fill in later'

I’ve just read a few, I’ve found plenty of contenders for worst profile jeez, I thought mine was bad

Was that a dig, its not that bad is it haha

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"No one else even bothers reading profiles!

Clearly none of you quite make the effort i do then *holds head up* (metephorically of course i havent got a giant head, like one of them bobble head things everyones collecting these days)

I do. I'm very nosey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The few people who read mine and actually comment on parts of it must be really bored, or just like to be amused (apparently it's "very funny")

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"The few people who read mine and actually comment on parts of it must be really bored, or just like to be amused (apparently it's "very funny")

It took me less than a minute to read it - it's not that long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The few people who read mine and actually comment on parts of it must be really bored, or just like to be amused (apparently it's "very funny")

It took me less than a minute to read it - it's not that long. "

Okay *shrug*

Only repeated what I have been told

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"The few people who read mine and actually comment on parts of it must be really bored, or just like to be amused (apparently it's "very funny")

It took me less than a minute to read it - it's not that long.

Okay *shrug*

Only repeated what I have been told

Don't get me wrong - its well written. I am generally puzzled by people who claim that profiles are too long, when they can be read in a couple of minutes.

Do people not read things in general any more?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"No one else even bothers reading profiles!

Clearly none of you quite make the effort i do then *holds head up* (metephorically of course i havent got a giant head, like one of them bobble head things everyones collecting these days)

I do, i especially like the ones that say 'will fill in later'

I’ve just read a few, I’ve found plenty of contenders for worst profile jeez, I thought mine was bad

Was that a dig, its not that bad is it haha

No idea, I haven’t read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one else even bothers reading profiles!

Clearly none of you quite make the effort i do then *holds head up* (metephorically of course i havent got a giant head, like one of them bobble head things everyones collecting these days)

I do, i especially like the ones that say 'will fill in later'

I’ve just read a few, I’ve found plenty of contenders for worst profile jeez, I thought mine was bad

Was that a dig, its not that bad is it haha

No idea, I haven’t read it

Dont read it, too much pressure on it now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hatters, i frequently perve his happy mud pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The few people who read mine and actually comment on parts of it must be really bored, or just like to be amused (apparently it's "very funny")

It took me less than a minute to read it - it's not that long.

Okay *shrug*

Only repeated what I have been told

Don't get me wrong - its well written. I am generally puzzled by people who claim that profiles are too long, when they can be read in a couple of minutes.

Do people not read things in general any more?"

Jimi, she said people had commented that it was funny, not too long. Do people not read things any more?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"The few people who read mine and actually comment on parts of it must be really bored, or just like to be amused (apparently it's "very funny")

It took me less than a minute to read it - it's not that long.

Okay *shrug*

Only repeated what I have been told

Don't get me wrong - its well written. I am generally puzzled by people who claim that profiles are too long, when they can be read in a couple of minutes.

Do people not read things in general any more?

Jimi, she said people had commented that it was funny, not too long. Do people not read things any more?

I thought that people who read it and chose to comment "being bored" implied length.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

No, she’s saying that they must be bored in the first place, to decide to read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the profiles that are so terrible, they’ve full circled to being amazing!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

its just turns into a pissing up the wall dick swinging popularity contest....

say that..... my profile was years before its time.......

what can i say.... a "one man gang" original....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple-laceyandsam

Female-scarlet seduction

Male-thehatter

TV-juicy

Those are the ones that popped into my head first but there are loads I like for different reasons. "

I'm taking this as win!!!! No one ever mentions me... for anything... ever!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Couple-laceyandsam

Female-scarlet seduction

Male-thehatter

TV-juicy

Those are the ones that popped into my head first but there are loads I like for different reasons.

I'm taking this as win!!!! No one ever mentions me... for anything... ever!!!"

You haven't been looking closely enough.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

TemplarWarrior

Hilarious!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The few people who read mine and actually comment on parts of it must be really bored, or just like to be amused (apparently it's "very funny")

It took me less than a minute to read it - it's not that long.

Okay *shrug*

Only repeated what I have been told

Don't get me wrong - its well written. I am generally puzzled by people who claim that profiles are too long, when they can be read in a couple of minutes.

Do people not read things in general any more?"

No they don't! People get all gobsmacked when I say I sit down with a REAL book and not a Kindle or magazine

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Just popped back in to see how many votes i've got.

Surprisingly, exactly the same number as when I last posted.

Maybe i'm hoping to win the wrong category....

OP, can we have a couple of new category's please;

Worst username?

Shittest profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clem-h-fandango's ticks ALL the right boxes..

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Just popped back in to see how many votes i've got.

Surprisingly, exactly the same number as when I last posted.

Maybe i'm hoping to win the wrong category....

OP, can we have a couple of new category's please;

Worst username?

Shittest profile?

Look - I’ll put myself up for those too!!

I just wanna win something!!

Let me win??

Perleeeease???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey - as if the forum clique needs any more self-congratulatory threads.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananaman’s profile is damn good

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Blimey - as if the forum clique needs any more self-congratulatory threads..... "

Did it really take 90 posts for the word ‘clique’ to appear? Or have I missed an earlier mention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you rubi xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you rubi xx"

Your spanking pic is one of the best pics on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm aiming for the award for bang average profile.

Simply does what it says on the tin.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Which forumite profile for each category (Couple, Single women, Single guy,Ts etc) is the best based on pictures, picture selection and quality of written summary.

It doesn't need to be anyone you fancy or are remotely interested in meeting.

Please only choose one for each category, it's too easy for the guys to just list all the popular women in order to play the game.

Which 'regular' forum user has put the best profile together for each category in your opinion."

Mine.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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