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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens.

I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge.

I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please.

No men

No thieves

No cyborgs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your adress for a female friend of course?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have your adress for a female friend of course? "

Of course stranger from the Internet. Check your inbox

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I always sleep. With the door unlocked. Sometimes I don't shut it properly then shit me self when the wind blows it open in the middle of the night

I live in a flat and my bedroom it directly opposite the door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have your adress for a female friend of course?

Of course stranger from the Internet. Check your inbox "

The message must have been lost somwhere... I haven't received it yet

But I keep hoping that it will cum one day

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

No problem, send me your address so I can forward it to this female sex addict I know.

On a completely different subject, where do you keep your wallet when you sleep?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

We never lock the doors but we do have a very large German Shepherd and live out in the sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No problem, send me your address so I can forward it to this female sex addict I know.

On a completely different subject, where do you keep your wallet when you sleep? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum's looking for a nice young man. You can email her the details directly

sfsmum85@bt.co.uk

She's a bit slow on the stairs but it will add to the suspense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry! I got the wrong door.

But daaaaaaamn your neighbour was hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine waking up and realising they hadn't turned the lights off in rooms when leaving them

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’m imagining the orgy scene from ‘interview with a vampire’ but with fat chavs in Elizabeth Duke jewellery.

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London


"Sorry! I got the wrong door.

But daaaaaaamn your neighbour was hot! "

God knows who that woman was!!

Best. Night. Ever.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Of course send your address.

Btw

What blood group are you?

Any major medical issues?

Allergic to any medication?

Just asking some random questions,no need to be concerned.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Of course send your address.

Btw

What blood group are you?

Any major medical issues?

Allergic to any medication?

Just asking some random questions,no need to be concerned."

Hands off that kidney of his, I’ve already got a buyer lined up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course send your address.

Btw

What blood group are you?

Any major medical issues?

Allergic to any medication?

Just asking some random questions,no need to be concerned.

Hands off that kidney of his, I’ve already got a buyer lined up!"

Jokes on you. My liver is well and truly pickled

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens.

I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge.

I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please.

No men

No thieves

No cyborgs "

I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens.

I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge.

I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please.

No men

No thieves

No cyborgs

I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though "

There isn't much to steal

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens.

I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge.

I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please.

No men

No thieves

No cyborgs

I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though

There isn't much to steal "

There’s a few pairs of rather fetching super hero pants. I didn’t say I was looking for valuables

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens.

I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge.

I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please.

No men

No thieves

No cyborgs

I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though

There isn't much to steal

There’s a few pairs of rather fetching super hero pants. I didn’t say I was looking for valuables "

The only time you are allowed to touch my superman pants, is when you're taking them off me

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Oooo errrr. Tempting.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"We never lock the doors but we do have a very large German Shepherd and live out in the sticks"

We have Hugo the German Shepherd who actually wouldn't hurt a fly but he looks as though he could swallow a burglar whole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine waking up and realising they hadn't turned the lights off in rooms when leaving them "

Wouldn't be a problem, I pinch light bulbs too

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