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"Can I have your adress for a female friend of course? " Of course stranger from the Internet. Check your inbox | |||
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"Can I have your adress for a female friend of course? Of course stranger from the Internet. Check your inbox " The message must have been lost somwhere... I haven't received it yet But I keep hoping that it will cum one day | |||
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"No problem, send me your address so I can forward it to this female sex addict I know. On a completely different subject, where do you keep your wallet when you sleep? " | |||
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"Sorry! I got the wrong door. But daaaaaaamn your neighbour was hot! " God knows who that woman was!! Best. Night. Ever. | |||
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"Of course send your address. Btw What blood group are you? Any major medical issues? Allergic to any medication? Just asking some random questions,no need to be concerned." Hands off that kidney of his, I’ve already got a buyer lined up! | |||
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"Of course send your address. Btw What blood group are you? Any major medical issues? Allergic to any medication? Just asking some random questions,no need to be concerned. Hands off that kidney of his, I’ve already got a buyer lined up!" Jokes on you. My liver is well and truly pickled | |||
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"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens. I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge. I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please. No men No thieves No cyborgs " I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though | |||
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"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens. I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge. I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please. No men No thieves No cyborgs I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though " There isn't much to steal | |||
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"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens. I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge. I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please. No men No thieves No cyborgs I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though There isn't much to steal " There’s a few pairs of rather fetching super hero pants. I didn’t say I was looking for valuables | |||
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"Leaving the front door unlocked tonight when I go to bed if any ladies want to sneak in and what ever happens, happens. I’m expecting a high turn out, so they’ll be drinks and snacks in the fridge. I can send you my address before hand but still try to surprise me please. No men No thieves No cyborgs I already know where you live, I can’t promise I won’t steal anything though There isn't much to steal There’s a few pairs of rather fetching super hero pants. I didn’t say I was looking for valuables " The only time you are allowed to touch my superman pants, is when you're taking them off me | |||
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"We never lock the doors but we do have a very large German Shepherd and live out in the sticks" We have Hugo the German Shepherd who actually wouldn't hurt a fly but he looks as though he could swallow a burglar whole! | |||
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"Imagine waking up and realising they hadn't turned the lights off in rooms when leaving them " Wouldn't be a problem, I pinch light bulbs too | |||
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